Food gore

inb4 the same 20 images that have been posted a thousand times

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>>8299907
>inb4 the same 20 images that have been posted a thousand times
Well, if that's what you want...

>>8299923
Looks like a rotten placenta.

>>8299923
Christ that looks like something the Queen from Alien might have passed.

>>8299923
Ok so what is it supposed to be

>>8299904
It's just sone eggs and ketchup in a tortilla, what's wrong with that?

>>8300013
>>8300023
American cheese used terribly wrong.

>>8300039
Look again. And this time, actually open the thumbnail.

>>8299941
So what would the water do

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>>8299904

>>8300047
Makes it extra joosy

>>8300047

Be silly shit that people like to look at for some reason. there is no logic to jack videos, it's a deliberate trainwreck to attract a certain type of viewer.

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Seriously watch this shit. How can someone be so god damn stupid. I don't get it. fucking christ man

>>8300057
>I don't get it

then why do you watch that shit?

>>8300053
>it's a deliberate trainwreck
THIS

>>8300063
>then why do you watch that shit?
because it's humorous/cringe dumbass

>it's a deliberate trainwreck
>THIS

No, if you've actually watched the videos with audio; you know 100% it is not on purpose

>>8300057
I'm no expert on cutting up watermelons but it looks to me that he's using that knife backwards. Is that true?

>>8300074
>because it's humorous
It is? You find it funny? Honest question.

>>/cringe dumbass
Why would I want to watch "cringe"? It's something to be avoided, not embraced.

>>8300074
>you know 100% it is not on purpose
Sure thing bro.

>>8300090
>It is? You find it funny? Honest question.

Yes, due to the high level of absurdity and constantly fucking up in ways never thought possible it is humorous

>Why would I want to watch "cringe"? It's something to be avoided, not embraced.

You are an autistic dipshit if you can't understand where the appeal comes from, even if it doesn't appeal to you

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>>8300090
How could you not find this hilarious?

>>8300132
Those poor souls.

Post more ja/ck/

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>>8300138
>Post more ja/ck/

Your wish is my command

>>8299950
>there's a whole rack of knives right here
>better use me chompers

>>8300296
w-why

>>8299904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6blLQwIqSYY

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>>8299904
My roommate made a "meringue".

>>8300384

dude.. w..what happened?...

>>8300302
yes

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>>8300384
What the fuck is this shit?

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>>8300293
>pencil

>>8300057
it reminds me of the webm of the guy opening a carton of milk with a pair of scissors

>>8299942
>hello salmonellosis

>>8300296

That bmw is going to smell delicious eternally

>>8300632
/o/ here. That's a Buick, moron.

>>8300935
/hm/ here. This post was made by a faggot.

>>8301511
/lgbt/ here, this dudes the faggot projecting his insecurities.

>>8300063
you have clearly never watched an actual Jack video.

Henry's Kitchen is what you're thinking of. Jack is sincere in his actions.

>>8299941

I can't watch this guy cook anymore he's gonna get someone killed

>>8300374
holy fuck, i have unhealthy obsession with soy sauce but that is way to much.

>>8300132
>holding a lav mic to replace a cardioid mic
This is the real gore here.

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>>8300152
god no

>>8300085
It's like he thinks it's some sort of fucked up knife/tong combo.

>>8300152
He is not boiling them, right?!

>>8301693
>filename

Fucks sake Mannerheim, all food gore manages to come from your neck of the lakes.

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this is from when me and my friend decided to microwave a steak (top serloin). We also set a shit ton of grease fires in his backyard that day

>>8302487
also here is a dish that I only make when I go to said friend's house, scrambeled eggs with sugar, cinimon, and almond extract. every time I eat this it gives me the shits around 45 minutes later.

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>>8302509
Shit forgot pic

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>>8302511

>>8300042
>implying there's a right way to use american "cheese"

>>8299941
actually this looks pretty good
I don't see why it has to be bad to add water to his burger, maybe it improves it's roast propertys?

>>8302344
low fat version

>>8302526
it's bad because he accidentally made assburgers

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>>8302487
>when me and my friend decided to microwave a steak (top serloin)

>>8299923
Is it chocolate? I legit can't figure out what the brown stuff is... Do american cheese slices come in brown?

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>>8302618

>>8302598
It could be low fat diet cheese. I got the same result when I got a bunch of diet cheese for free and experimented with it.

>>8300049
Bone apple tea

>>8301516
/r9k/ here, sorry it was my gf using the coomputer

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food ogre

>>8302509
>>8302511
does that taste good?

>>8302706
/mlp/ here, dakimakuras can't use a coomputer

>>8302589
kot is by far my favorite ck meh meh

>>8302749
It tastes like childhood neglect if thats what you're asking.

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Joooosy

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>feel sad
>try making pizza from scratch
>create a monster

didn't make me feel better

>>8303874

Good lord, man. Give that pizza the coup de grâce and a Christian burial, it has no place on this earth.

>>8300057
are this niggas subscribers there unironically?

>>8303890
I gave it the resting honour of my belly. Except for the few pieces that had aluminium stuck on the bottom.

It wasn't that bad actually, tasted like mozarella and tomato on toasted bread. The nearby pizza joint is way better, unsurprisingly.

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>>8303874
How could this have happened? I'd like to hear what you did. I might be able to help. I make pizza from scratch all of the time and even built the wood burning oven in the pic to cook them when I'm in the mood. Other than that, the regular oven. Far better than any restaurant.

>>8303874
Looks like someone put marinara on a chicken tender.

>>8304005
I used www.pizzamaking.com/dough-calculator.html for proportions and accidently made one dough ball with the quantities for two. I thought the thickness was right but it was in fact way too thick. It was not spread well, and I put a bit too much tomato sauce.

Also obviously the aluminium was retarded, but I didn't have cooking paper. I use a gas oven.

>>8302765
/pol/ here, you all should be thrown in the oven.

>>8302618
Really didn't look that bad desu

>>8304121
you literally just put it on a well oiled sheet pan you mong, comes out fine

>>8302589
Does this cat get to eat the food?

>>8304151
You didn't really need the modifier "/pol/."

This thread needs less jack and more youtube links

>>8304972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqdafVOtnp4

>>8302618
It's the way he cuts his lemons that triggers me

>>8305005
>adding chips
>bread is already crunchy

Does anyone have that video of the castle cake thingy that looks like a found footage horror film?

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>>8304151
real /o/ here, it's actually an e46 3-series.

>>8304489
you mean
well buttered :^)

>>8305419
I mean, singles suck ass and the bread looks pretty bad too, especially if it's untoasted, but I'd still eat that with no regrets. At least the bacon isn't overdone.

>>8305419
i'd eat that desu

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>>8305419
fine lid for a burger

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>>8303874

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>>8304151

>>8305419
slap some tomato sauce and some crisps in there and id wolf that cunt down no problem

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That's all, folks
>>8306480
>>8306485
>>8306487
>>8306490
>>8306494
>>8306497
>>8306500
>>8306504
>>8306515
>>8306518

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I have a few classics

>>8300152
>drinking from the same NINJA cup as I watch it

>>8306687
Ignoring the cookies on top, this could very well just be a standard Swedish school lunch.

>>8306743
>Rice and ketchup
That's why sweden is getting cucked

>>8306490
thatsenoughinternetfortoday.jpg

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>>8299904
I will never be the same after this thread.

>>8300124
i don't believe that his channel is shtick. he has too many viewers, and everything that he does wrong would be a little too subtle for it to be post-irony or whatever you think he's doing. he has a product that gets sold in stores, i don't think he's memeing.

>>8302520

fuck that pizza looks good. stuffed crust, havent had in years

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>>8306758
Nah, the reason we're getting cucked is macaroni boiled in milk.
With ketchup.

>>8302618
Did he just tear the pepper in half and throw it in there?

>>8299923
I'm American and we have good cheese... that comes from other countries... to that parents can't be fucked to give to their children so they give them possibly mind numbing chemical trash. Sad country sad world

This thread needs more Kays Good Cooking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk

>>8306494
Milk steak, boiled over hard, served with the finest raw jelly beans is delicious you plebeian.

>>8306752

Orange Juice and cookies? That doesn't sound so bad.

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>>8306752
When I was a little shit, I used to soak cookies on passion fruit juice.

>>8300039
Guess again

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>>8307252
good night all

>>8300152
OIL
NICE AND COLD

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>>8305330
WTF I regret selling my bmw now!

>>8307902
>auto

And nothing of value was lost.

>>8307968
shifting gets old in your 30s.

>>8308024
33, still love it.

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>eating carbs

>>8302618
Jack's "fuck it" stew

>>8305330
Do you ever wake up in the morning and you immediately bore yourself back to sleep with car facts?

>>8302625
wtf is that even supposed to be?

>>8304460
The Brisket he put into that pot of "Chili" is like two years old and has been in the freezer that whole time.

>>8305093
Also he talks like finding quail eggs is an easy no brainer except for in the most ponce places in the country.

And the fucker should use a mild cheddar instead of the goat cheese to add some color to the dish besides the yolks. I would say roast tomato instead of yolks and and chips, also the bread should be put on the tray with the oil (which should be evenly spread, not drizzled) side down so that it crisps fully instead of that weak shit he had it doing.

>>8308024
I like to fondle firm sticks when I drive

>>8308211
>>>/b/

>>8299942
>one medium rare chicken-leg coming up

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>>8307892
This makes me cry from laughter everytime I see it
I imagine he stood there like this guy right after it flushed

>>8302625
I threw up a little in my mouth.

>>8308015
I'd bet money that this is the in the Philippines.

>>8306494
Africa?

>>8307104
That's good.

>>8308748
Philadelphia

>>8308091
>Eating a whole fucking cucumber in one go
The fuck is wrong with you? Do you enjoy eating the asses of little boys?

>>8308823
you don't?

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>>8308779
What's the difference?

>>8308774
No, it's not.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT5llaBYrQA

>>8300057

I never noticed how nice ja/ck/'s hands are, if he lost the ring he'd be a 9/10 handwise.

>>8303874
h-how can this happen??

>>8308936
The Nazis could've stopped this.

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>>8302625
>2 cap fulls
>cap fulls
>cap
>fulls
IT'S "CAPS FULL", YOU IGNORANT HICK!

>>8308566
I cringed when one of those british talk shows with a gay host stole this joke so the dude that plays thor could use it and seem like a regular funny human.

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>>8303928
They're not. I know because i used to be one of them. I was young and/or retarded though.

>>8300047
Water helps ground beef get mashed easier and then gets cooked out.

>>8308014
That is absolutely fucking disgusting. I hope someone sabotaged that cake.

>>8309188
He seems like a nice guy though. Is he really worth the hate?

>>8309158
link

>>8299923
The Guaranteed Replies Pizza

>>8299923
HOLY SHIT did that nigger really put plastic cheese on his pizza. My father in law did this once and my god it was terrible.

>>8304151
Actual /pol/ here, there never were any ovens

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>>8299923
Didn't he just forget to take the plastic wrap off of the pizza?

>>8309419
There probably where a couple ovens and some Jews probably got killed and cremated there and some Holocaust survivors aren't lying but have little knowledge of what really happened or where in a state of shock and bought into the American propaganda
Also lots of Jews where officers killing other Jews and they probably got a pardon if they testified what Americans wanted to hear

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>>8309419
Literaly the most triggering food to me. Leek, peanut butter and raisons. Some people eat this unironicly.

>>8309484

>leek

>>8309506
I TRYED REALLY HARD ON TRANSLATION

>>8309519
not even close to leek

>>8309525
But leek and celery might be similar words in his language.

>>8309548
>unironicly.

>>8309548
Yeah, especially since leeks and celery are such similar plants.

>>8309484
Now I want to try this.

>>8309622
>plants

>>8307892
This made my night sir, thankyou

>>8309484
>leek
>triggering

>>8308015
This one might have potential

>>8309158
>>8308566
What the fuck really?

T: Finn who wrote that

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>>8307892
>>8310003
I still have the image also.

>>8308936
Brexit isn't worth this

>no cheese
bolognese? jesus fuck im so ashamed of this country

>>8301693
quality go za

>>8300039
COMPUTER: ENHANCE

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>>8302625
Why is it called Pork n Beans when there's no visible pork in it? It's like clam chowder with just clam juice and no clams.

>>8303874
I thought only anime girls could fuck up food this hard.

>>8308598
I don't know why, but I think you'd win that bet.

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>>8310036
Is that sliced horse dick?

>>8310003
>>8310005
if it really was you: i love you. there are few things that ever made me laugh as hard as this story did. thanks

>>8307661
It's not bad at all.

>>8310912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

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>>8310912
>>8310967

>>8309331
>>8310003
http://m.imgur.com/f5OybTt?r
So it wasn't the actor that played thor sorry about that
But still...

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>>8299904

>>8309484
>leek

no.

>>8311237
Holy shit, did he really copied my story?

Just watched this classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>8311367
>crocs

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>>8308943
Kira plz

>>8302618
I swear this motherfucker puts canned pineapple in everything.

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>>8300152
I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WAS A PART 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8304005
>he fucking built his own oven

Now that's a devotion to pizza, that's something I can respect.

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>>8310036
Kill me

>>8309484
i unironically enjoy this, it's celery not leek and it's delicious
in fact i'll go get some right now

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Will post some of my faves

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>>8312198

http://www.vice.com/read/the-gross-aesthetic-of-reddit-bros-and-their-food-hacks-492

>>8312362
actually not bad.

>>8303874
lovely rustic za

>>8307104
>>8308882
>knocking stewed macaroni
Fucking heathenous

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>>8304578
>mega-meme soda

>>8306687
I mix cookies with my lunch all the time
Tastes pretty good in a strange way

>>8310424
That little bit he very stupidly threw away? That's pork fat.

>>8308015
Actually, that's fucking radical.

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>>8311299
>my story
It's a classic joke.
I remember seeing it in my joke book back in 2002.

>>8304005
I came here three days late from a dozen boards away just to say that that's a sexy pizza oven.

>>8309067

Wouldn't it be "capfuls", by analogy with "spoonfuls" and such?

>>8310967
>>8310912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBO9HaGq7E

tfw [spoiler]He didn't know it was supposed to be cooked[/spoiler]

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>>8312328

>>8312877
I find the way those spaghetti slide out of the dog's throat surprisingly aesthetic.

>>8312328
I would eat this

Probably cuz i'm like 350 pounds anyway but still.

>>8304151
/g/ Here, i'm autistic.

>>8299941
Just...what the fuck? More to it, Why the fuck?

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>>8312877

>>8309322
He's a nice guy that constantly gives bad advice and recipes that will make your food taste like shit and get you poisoned.

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Some OC my bruv cooked up a few nights ago

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>>8306490

>>8306490
This is satire, right?

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>>8306490
I don't understand.

Can someone please explain? Did they just take the potato insides out, cook them, and put them back in? Why?

>>8313090

they turned french fries back into a potato.

they blended fries, added water, carefully removed the skin from a potato, inserted the french-fry paste, and sewed the potato back up.

wa-la

>>8306490
This is definitely satire.

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>>8313094
for what purpose

>>8313067
>having to ask

>>8313101
>having to say it

Of course it's fucking satire. Nobody is going to seriously propose turning french fries back into a potato by sewing them into microwaved potato skins.

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>>8313105

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>>8312959
inb4
>Underrated post

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wa la!

>>8313133

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhkvX659hA

>>8308936
Is that fucking paper?

>>8309484
It's fucking good. Try it.

>>8313105
It's 4 chan dude

>>8302487
no jelly beans ?

>>8299942
what video is this from

>>8300047
It's ice-water. You'd never be able to get it that under-cooked unless you really cooled down the inner part.

>>8300152
That seems like it would be pretty dangerous with the oil so close to an open flame.

>>8300039
In case you still haven't figured it out yet, its popcorn.

>>8300049
looks like the work of Kays good cooking
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw

>>8302618
>pineapplefags

>>8312365

Whoah that article is turbo autism

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>>8312911

>>8299923
Cheese slices, done that before

>>8304151
Famillia... kek

>>8312897
It's played in reverse, dumbo.

>>8312328
Mmmm, a nice butter butty.

>>8314286
It's post-McInnes Vice, why would you expect anything but unadulterated shit?

>>8308823
you never eaten a pickle nigga

>>8300282
probably just the decorative set for show, people ask the same thing about ours on the counter

>>8299904
>>8300039
That.....that is popcorn.....

>>8310945
You know you can reverse image search the first post and then just rename the picture to get that?

>>8317309
Are serious?
Are they just a solid block of plastic or something?
Moreover, what kind of fucking bellend decorates his counter with a block/rack of knives without using them?

Is your bed also just a wooden block with a blanked draped over it?

Do you live in some sort of demented dollhouse?

>>8317334
so?

>>8317338
so it doesnt mean its him

>>8317340
so? did you somehow not see the part where i wrote
>if it really was you
which means i am very much aware it may NOT actually be him? are you retarded?

>>8303874
copypasta

>>8300293
that is a Staedtler Tradition pencil

>>8312798
Is this guy retarded?

>>8302520
almost

>>8302618
winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ&index=1&list=PLvD_ZiSS6p60aPon3PKrz7FsVCDaUOjdA

Kills me every time

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>>8301693
oksettavaa

>>8304005
Did you use a guide for that oven?

>>8302625

H E A P I N G

>>8299904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCsa_Doev7Y

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>>8301693

>>8308936

>my way

>>8302618
Honestly hot dogs work very well in soups.

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>>8318761
Tilt it
Just
Fucking tilt it

>>8318761
I cannot begin to express the pride and joy I have when I see a ja/ck/ webm I created posted on this board. Thanks anon

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>>8306490
what the fuck.

>>8318719
what the fuck

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>>8318719
Honestly those grill marks are the most disgusting thing about this to me.

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>>8318732

>>8318761
Why is this fat fuck so shaky?

>>8312326
thanks for that four pixel image anon

>>8315555
kek imagining it in reverse is hilarious now

>>8313133
Man it's total stoner food but if that's all I had in my freezer I'd say bagel bites would make great buns for little sliders which you could totally make with those 2 pieces of meat.

>>8302511
But why do you subject yourself

>>8312409
LMAO

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>>8318724
Make it stop!

>>8299941

I'm sorry but if some cold-water faggot serves me a burger this rare at a friendly cookout there is no way in hell I would eat it

>>8300152

Was that water in the skillet?

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>>8302625

DUDE IS THAT A FUCKING SLAP CHOP?!

>>8300296

Imagine that feeling and having nothing to wipe your hands off on when you show up to the big meeting... Frantically searching for a napkin.. then trying to use the car leather, carpets.. then just wiping your greasy fucking hands on your nice pants and walking in

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>>8300152

Jack plz

>>8318792
No one cares. You didn't create anything.

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>>8307154
>I'm American and we have good cheese...

>>8300607
do you happen to have that cause it sounds great

>>8306490
This reminds me of the Russian kid who fried an egg inside a potato.

>>8312322
>the struggle is real

>>8312349
don't have a nonic pint glass?

>>8318739
oh my god his tongue