YLYL /ck/ edition

>>8284542
already lost

>>8284542
Needs beans

>>8284542
>literally created for the purpose of giving the homeless and emaciated paupers of Victorian London cheap and compact calories
>HAHAHA FUCKING BRITBONGLES SHIT FOOD XDD

>>8284556
Toast sandwich enthusiast detected. I know you can't eat anything that isn't halal over in Britain but by god you have other options.

>>8284556
triggered britcuck detected

>>8284560
I made one once for the purpose of tasting how it'd be. It weren't wholly bad, at least done fried in butter. But as I said, it literally exists as a historical means of feeding those who suffered urban blight.

>>8284560
>>8284567

Ebin Britbongistan memes though lads, very ingenious and creative. :) I wish I could learn more about perfected utopian ambrosia of all other nations' on God's green Earth. It's totally just England with xD SHIT FOOD. :)

>>8284573
And I thought burgers got butthurt at shitposts.

>>8284577
Shitposting gets tedious after a while lad.

>>8284556
Oh its real

I thought Peep Show invented it

>>8284556
>>8284573
It's literally three pieces of bread with some butter
This thread is already a testament to how sensitive britbongs are about their awful cuisine

>>8284556
Why make it a sandwich tho? You can enjoy em separately.

>>8284556

>your average britbong viciously defending their shortcomings

Sometimes the workmen in my country eat dry bread for lunch but we dont record it and make it a quintessentialy local dish

tbf a nice hot butter soaked piece of toast in between two slices of soft, fresh bread would be pretty tasty

>>8284556
>being this butthurt
>not only being this butthurt, but also being so very wrong
Bro, the homeless and people on welfare would never be able to afford potash alum enriched bread. A person employed in a factory would be able to afford about one loaf + things to eat with the loaf or two loaves if they wanted to slum it.
Toast sandwich was a working class meal most likely """enjoyed""" by females and children of the family.
Beggars would be lucky if they could afford boiled groats.

Another Britbong fail:
Brits thought spaghetti grew from trees.

>>8284930
Sure but Americans think pizza is a pie.

>britcuck bitching ruining a thread

damn, did jamal not give you cummies or something?

>>8284932
Can't really blame soldiers for not knowing the marketability of alliteration and not knowing what a "tart" was.

>>8284947
But we can blame Victorian slum dwellers for inventing the cheapest possible meal they could think of?

>>8284947
They knew all about tarts. Those European tarts threw themselves at GIs every time a village got liberated.

>>8284954
That wasn't the cheapest possible meal though. Cheap would have been unprocessed oats.
.
Suppose one should keep in mind that the sort of loaves we think of when we say sliced bread would have popped up nearer to the Edwardian era and would have been a middle class type bread.
Victorian aged working class bread would have been rustic, artisanal three pound bulge, that you'd more likely just ride chunks off off instead of slicing. Family might go through five or six of them a week, which is an investment of three days of wages.
A sandwich made of three slices of bread would have been a nigga rich meal.

>>8285037

I can see it now.

>drunk law student staggers into the common kitchen
>checks fridge
>only butter
>check pantry
>only sliced bread
>fuck m8 imma mok moi uh toasss buh'ey
>toasts one slice
>slathers it in butter
>slaps two untoasted slices around them
>womens studies student been stabding there in horror the whole time
>"wot yoo dooin moi8" squeals the male femenist
>"iom poor loik uh victorion coal moiner moi8" slurs the drunkard
>"wow con oi 'ov uh boite?" Asks the cuck

And then hence forth it became a great british tradition through the sheep like tendancies of your average britfag.

>>8284911
This. Must be fresh and good nread to be good wo anything on it, though.
Idk what everyones problem is. Is there anythung better than bread and butter? Toasted bread and butter. And I'm nowhere near british

>>8284573
>Urban blight

t.poorfag plebeian detected


fuck off back to your factory

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anyone remember this thread? was just a random one but hilarious as fuck

>>8285185
I'm impressed by how much autism we can get on a blue board.

>>8285198
some guys nephew got bullied at school so he wrote him a recipe to cook with his dad to cheer him up, and he thought this would actually be ok, the kid was like 9 i think.

>>8285090
I'm taking a foods class at uni that involves us bringing in our own dishes for everyone to try. One time, a girl brought this shit in. It was actually kind of good.

>>8285227
it doesn't seem that bad especially if you look at other pics of it, but that fucking pic on the wiki page just looks old potato salad or something

>>8284542
Do Americans really do this?

>>8285222
>teach young boy to use cayenne instead of being a pleb that uses the freshly cracked jew
Not all bad.

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>>8285248
>tfw the australian media still occasionally wastes time "debunking" this guy and debating the status of his meal advice versus his total lack of nutrition qualifications

>>8285090
The ingredients don't even sound half bad, it's just calling it a salad that's fucking ridiculous.

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>>8285267
>there can be only one """"""salad"""""""

>>8285299
Kaiser Salad?

>>8285090
I purchased this at a nearby Kroger deli as it was labeled as "Apple Fluff." It was pretty good but only because the portion I got did not have almost any Snickers in it.

>>8284556

consider how rich and varied basically any other cultures poverty foods are

>>8285248
I don't get it, why are all the 4chan posts necessary to this picture?

I've noticed a trend in screen capping that started around 2014 where people add in all the replies too. It looks so obnoxious.

>>8285330
the reactions are hilarious man dont you want to see what your fellow cu/ck/s think about it too? thats a piece of history

>>8285299
My best friend made this for me for my birthday. We tried it and it was one of the worst things i have ever eaten. Then we tried it intoxicated and it was even worse. 0/10 would not eat.

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>>8285358

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>>8284542
You know what would be radical?? Toast the 3 slices

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>>8285330
>I've noticed a trend in screen capping that started around 2014

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>>8285370
that physically hurt

>>8285387
What are you implying?

>>8285409
He's disappointed in you.

>>8285358
This needs that "Congratulations" scene from End of Evangelion but with every line replaced with "Well done".

>>8285339

It's from a /fit/ thread, I am one of the comments

>>8285415
Is he taking particular parts of a post out of context and acting like he is surprised at it even though it makes perfect sense if you just add on the rest of the sentence?

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>>8285381
Whoa, hold on there buddy. This screencap is lacking reaction memes

There's no way you'll get good karma with a post like that!
I fixed it for you.

>>8285330
Because the replies give depth to the post

>>8285433
No they don't you literal shithead redditor.
It's just obnoxious reaction images and REALLY BAD ones that say "PLS ADD ME IN THE SCREENCAP". It's just so people can rack up that lebbib karma.

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>>8285426
Oh boy we're totally capping this right?

>>8284542
Lost.

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>>8285437

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>>8285426
>screencap

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>>8285426
I'm saving this

>>8285426

>it's an anon has an autism meltdown episode

>>8285444
I say it out of habbit because I have been saying that word for many years and I don't intend to stop.

Your autism is just going to have to work around that.

>>8285450
I was making fun of the picture you urethra

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>>8285437
generally the r/4chan mods will flair those as shitty crops so I'm not sure where you are getting that from, adding reactions is definitely more popular here even if it is annoying

>>8285426
>being this angry

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>>8285452

>>8285426
I laughed first, then I felt sad for the chap.

>>8285461
*gasp*

>>8285437
>complaining about leddit in a YLYL thread

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>>8284542

Anyone have the baking horn screencap?

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>>8285267
It's a fucking salad, deal with it.

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>>8285540
the what

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>>8285554

>>8284556
i mean people still eat it tho
in the current time

i'll try one someday but your post is dumb, man

>>8285554
A thread about baking that involved honking a bike horn or blowing a trumpet at the oven for the 「COOL VIBRATIONS」

>>8285447
I don't get it

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>>8285374
How the fuck did I lose so hard at that first reaction image??? Christ almighty.

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This one

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And this one. I love the o es were they end up shiting a storm and then crying post some of them if you gotem

>>8285610
I cringed but then I saw the drawing and the pinkie pun and can't stop laughing.

>>8285090
Sounds stupid but the flavors should all work pretty well together.

>>8285248
>tfw fell for the activated almonds meme because qt almond sellers at the farmer's market told me how great it is

>>8285355
Lost

could someone post the hurgin pic? The way it's written cracks me up

>>8285566
Fuck

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>>8285640
This one?

>>8284911
I've been scoffing at it as has everyone else, but now that you mention it... If you had really good quality bread and a good amount of butter, it wouldn't be half bad.

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>>8285600
it asks for 2 1/4 cups, which this genius thought meant to take two 1/4 cup scoops, which is 1/2 cup. If this were written to indicate that it would have said 1/2 cup. If OP wanted to use a 1/4 cup scoop he would have needed 9, not 2, but he is kinda thick and didn't realize this because this is babby's first cookie recipe

>>8285600
He used two quarter-cups of flour instead of two-and-a-quarter cups

Does anyone have that guy who pretends he's defusing a bomb when using the microwave? I was in that thread but never screencapped. I think it 404d now.

>>8285675
>Does anyone have that guy who pretends he's defusing a bomb when using the microwave?
You mean there are people who don't do that?

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>>8285248

>>8285677
No, but he posted something else, and the way he said it was autistic as fuck.

The thread was up just a couple days ago but I can't find it now.

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>>8285691
>2:30am Just screaming

>>8285185
i do.
The guy said that he has no clue how to talk to kids so this came out.

>>8285461
Reporting a 4chan post because it was a little insulting? I thought abusing the reporting system like that was a bannable offence.

>>8285330

It's not that replies are added, it's just in the last year or so, people either put way too many fucking replies that don't add anything in therms of reactions, or they try to be artsy in how the replies are arranged and it looks like a clusterfuck. The activated almonds pic is a good example. If the replies weren't rotated and overlapping it wouldn't look so obnoxious.

>>8284556
u wot m8?

>>8285422
new

>>8285426
>>>/r9k/
youll fit in better over there kiddo

>>8285374
Fuck it's almost 1 am and lost my shit. Now the parrot is awake.

>>8284626
Wrong.
It allows you to savor the delicate interplay of flavors between different kinds of butter and salts.

Try Fleur de sel with fresh butter from a farmer instead of a factory to create it.

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>>8285651
What the fuck.

>>8284573
>this much Britbongistani salt

>>8285896

Thanks for the youtube comment pointing out the joke everyone else saw

>>8286581
>this much Britbongistani salt
If you think that's salty, you should see the Americans when threads laugh at them, sodium levels go through the roof as well as the figures for reporting threads.

Bongs are pretty cool about it to be honest.

>>8284542
O B S E S S E D

Tell me again how we all eat toast sandwiches everyday oh johnny foreigner, I need you're expert advice

>>8285185
>Throw it so it splashes like your bully splashed you with toilet water!

every time

>>8285524
>Tare 0.00lbs

I guess if you're dumb enough to buy that in the first place why not get fucked over twice?

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>>8285374
Fucking lost

>>8286907
Mad bong detected

>>8286210
That is not true.

>>8286907

so fucking mad after his sister rejected his advances this week

>>8285566
fucking lost
I genuinely thought it was one of those "avant garde" deconstructed meals at first but then I noticed the pencil and what the ingredients actually were

>>8285557
I don't get it.
Do you just think the name is funny or something?

>>8285553
If you call that a salad, you're pretty autistic.

>>8285090
fuck snickers

>>8285185
I remember it making me really sad for some reasons

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>>8285675
That entire thread was gold.

>OP thought he was in a concentration camp everytime he had soup
>this autist with the microwave

>>8285330
it's all the people who came here after seeing r/4chan posts

>>8285364
Lost

>>8285108
Your greentext fantasy might be okay, if it weren't for the fact the toast sandwich was documented in a Victorian cookery book.

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>>8288528
like >>8285454 said, they hate that shit on reddit. you're off your rocker my dude

>>8285347
You and your friend sounds fun.

>>8285566
Okay I'm a retard. Is this just like supposed to be ironic and making fun of artsy food by using bad ingredients?

>>8288572
>Okay I'm a retard. Is this just like supposed to be ironic and making fun of artsy food by using bad ingredients?
You do not eat pencils?

>>8288539
how would you know YOU NEED TO GO BACK

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>>8288661
make me then you bitch ass nigga

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>>8288641
>You do not eat pencils?
We fucking know what post you're referencing.

>>8285108
don't think womens studies is popular here, which is nice. Your storie's not that off otherwise, seeing as i've seen my flatmate eating pasta with butter in it after she came home shitfaced.

>>8288323
I kinda want to know what artificial goat flavor is.

>>8285090
its actually pretty good desu.

>>8285090

Look like bowl of month old dog shit.

>>8286300

Better put it down.

>>8285524

Whaaaaaat

>>8284556
>give homeless 3 pieces of bread
>call it a sandwich
>british engineering

lmao

>>8288705
is there something wrong with pasta and butter?

i know everyone here has seen em at this point but can someone dump all the jack webms? my friends and i are fuckin dying

>>8287080
what is tare?

>>8289433
Essentially way in the vessel something is in.

If you weight out a bottle of water, for j stance, you weigh out the bottle first, them weigh the water and subtract the weight of the bottle.

So, say the bottle weighs 1 gram, and inside is 3 grams of water priced at 25 cents a gram.

Tare=1 gram (weight of the bottle)

Water=3 grams

If you pay 75 cents, you're paying for the water only. If they don't do tare, you'd wind up paying a dollar for the same thing.

I realize the measurements here are weird, I'm just using them to simplify things.

tl;dr-Whole Foods is ripping this guy off...But what do you expect from The Granola Jew?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

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>>8286788
>Thanks for the youtube comment pointing out the joke everyone else saw

>>8289456

>it is the oil which gives it the taste

You know you're a shit cook when vegetable oil is your star ingredient.

>>8289441
ah so they are paying for the water asparagus and the bottle which could have been taken out with tare?

>>8289441
Looks like it's a set price of 5.99 anyway, doesn't matter how heavy it is

>>8285614
If anyone wants to replicate this, just use whatever sugar substitute they use in haribo sugarless gummy bears. Exact same reaction.

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>>8284542

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>>8285614
Wtf was in the recipe?

>>8289497
Almost certainly
>>8289478

>>8289461

no.. he's fundamentally misunderstanding what's happening in that picture. he's trying to rationalize what's happening in that picture..

the reality of the situation is that whole foods can put asparagus spears in a bottle of water and put it on their shelves where people will buy it for $6.

the price is completely arbitrary.

>>8289478
A friend of mine once poisoned me with melted down diabetic candy. I farted for 90 minutes straight

>>8289103
it's real. they even issued a public non-apology apology after a while

>>8289504
Wasn't trying to rationalize anything.

Other guy asked what tare is.

I told him what tare was.

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A classic

>>8284556

Just want to join in and laugh at the Britbong

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>>8289665

>>8285090
>Iowa

No fucking surprise there.

>>8289668
lost it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzaQjS1JstY

Am i banned

>>8285358
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8285426
Truest thing I've seen all day

>>8289724
/asp/? /pol/?

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>>8289724
am I on fucking facebook?

>>8285358
It takes skill to cook a good well done steak man.

>>8289742
worse, you're in hell

>>8284556
How is this true, we wouldn't have had toasters back then.

>>8285185
this was my favorite thread of the year.

>>8284542
Wow UK really sucks at cooking

>>8284542
Lost

>>8285524
this cant be fuckn real

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>>8285299

>>8289663
I never believed this story. It's too wacky.

>>8289500
Probably also a lot of lactose

>>8289363
>give your entire country hog snouts and beef hearts smooshed up in casing
>call it a hot dog
>American culinary arts

lol

>>8289478
It's called sorbitol, a non-digestible sugar alcohol and the active ingredient in prune juice.

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>>8285185
>FRESHLY GRATED PARMESAN (IF YOU USE PRE GRATED YOUR BULLY WAS RIGHT!)

>>8289497
1 cup whole milk
1 cup chocolate brownie mix
3 cups chocolate ice cream
1 cosmic brownie
Chocolate candy coated sprinkles
Rainbow sprinkles
Whipped cream
Chocolate sauce

>>8284556
Why are britbongs so poor? Just watched the episode of Black Market with the meat theiving gang, even America isn't this bad.

>>8285355
kek why is this so funny

>>8286300
>imagined a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder lurking on /ck/ and lost

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>>8285299
God he's such a disgusting fat fuck

>>8291110
going to japan in a month. im prepared to try it. should i take pics and post them when i do?

>>8291143
Go for it.
I hear horse is actually quite delicious.
Make sure to try the chicken sashimi as well, japan is pretty much the only place to get it.

>>8291123
How does that even happen?

>>8289882

They pulled the product because they couldn't successfully swindle people.

>>8291144
>chicken sashimi
but seriously, has anyone really tried horse?

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>>8291163
>has anyone really tried horse?
I ate pic related once, so probably

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>>8285364
>those teeth
lost hard

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>>8284542

>>8291180
I've always wanted to know the story behind this, and if the mad bastard actually did it

>>8291163
i've eaten a burger from tesco

>>8291186
I want to know if he won his market's standup comedy competition.

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>>8289484

>>8284556
here's your (you), "great" britanistani

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>>8291163
Smoked horse meat in very thin slices is a fairly popular sandwich topping here in Sweden. Most grocery stores have it for sale.

>>8285248
I never found this that funny cause 'acitvated' always made sense to me
Not even native english speaker but it just made sense so I never really paid attention to the wording that much

>>8285358
triggered

>>8291220
I thought bull was the most popular meat in sweden

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>>8289922
Fixed.

>>8285299

What angers me most isn't the cesspit he is creating in a pan but the fact he has the handle of said pan facing the wrong way.

>>8291163
No seriously.
Chicken sashimi is a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rVZng-AnY

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>>8291180
>>8291186
Its better with the full thread

>>8291248

underrated post

>>8291504
Eh, pretty stale.

>>8291368
This always makes me laugh, but honestly that first hydrox joke isn't that bad. Goes completely off the rails from there though.

>>8291368
I hope that this was real, but if so I'm sad that we don't have video of it

>>8291054
>kot on table

Ultra-kek, shame there's no Julia Child on here but I guess she's not really a /ck/ meme

>>8291123
My pizzas always fold up like a taco shell in the oven.

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>>8291368
>take suggestions and impersonate Oreo flavors until end

>>8291143
>>8291144
Tried horse sashimi there this past march, it was actually really good. Had it with some kind of ponzu shoyu sauce. I'll try looking for chicken the next time I'm there. Wanna try whale too if I can get it.

>>8285090
>Snickers salad is a mix of Snickers bars, Granny Smith apples, whipped cream and often pudding or whipped topping served in a bowl.

That is fucking disgusting.

>>8292623
don't knock it till you try it, I prefer kitkats in mine though instead of snickers

>>8285454
This is my favorite cap of all. The idea of substituting with the ingredients they did is the most, you did what of any story I've read in a long time.
As someone that enjoys cars it reads to me as, "well I was low on gas so I filled up my tank with bleach." You what m8.

>>8291096
aside from being a meme, this dude runs a michelin starred restaurant where I live.

>>8285299

Memes aside, this dish wouldn't be too bad if you took out all the fatty diabetes crap, like the whipped topping, cream cheese, sugar, etc. You could pass it off as a sensible fruit/veggie pie. I would also cook it much longer, instead of letting it congeal.

>>8291101

What the fuck does natural news have against microwaves?

>>8292956
It's putting radiation in your food maaaaaan

>>8289705
You are now, friendo.

>>8291163
Horse meat is very popular in the region of Russia I'm from, go for it. It's like a leaner beef.

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>>8291163
Well I've eaten Metworst made (at least partially) of horse meat.
Does that count?

>>8291163
Horse meat is pretty big in Belgium and the south of the Netherlands, I've had it in stews, as a meat sauce over fries, tartare, horse rump steak, and smoked and thinly sliced on a sandwich. Really good meat, somewhat like lean beef, I actually prefer it over beef, if I can guarantee it's clean.

>>8291365
There's nothing wrong with raw chicken, as long as it's extremely fresh. Good chefs pride themselves on having you choose the chicken they will then kill in front of you, so that they can guarantee freshness.

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>>8291101
>Cancer is a fungus

>>8292964

Did you know that if you leave food in the sun its harmful rays will spoil it? Its why man invented fire to properly prepare food.

>>8288496
lost at this for some reason

>>8293024
Freshness has absolutely nothing to do with the risk of infection. The live bird can be (and is) full of all kinds of germs and the frozen fillet can be positively sterile. It has everything to do with sanitary animal keeping and slaughter house hygiene. And screening.

>>8293072

He's baiting and you fell for it hook, line and sinker.

>>8293072
>Freshness has absolutely nothing to do with the risk of infection
Actually it does.

Basic Food Hygiene 101 mate. - Time!

>>8291361
This. He has to reach across to hold it. I didn't think anyone else would notice but I'm literally kinda pissed.

>>8285385
that would be a toast toastie. that's a completely different thing

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>>8285248
SSD's at the store I work at used to come with an 'ssd activated' sticker. So of course my friend and I collected em for a shitty meme.

>>8293712
10/10

>>8291163
Not uncommon around here in Belgium. Cured & cut in thin slices for sandwiches it's pretty damn delicious.
Also had a stewed meat dish once, with horse instead of the usual pork. Very tender & lean, I really enjoyed it.

>>8285090
fucking lost

>>8285651

It even has a name that sounds like some sort of mythical beast.

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>>8285364
everytime

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>>8284542
is this just /britfoodgeneral/

>>8294967

No but if you want to piss off some limeys then I won't stop you.

>>8284542
Caps lock anon makes me laugh. I just imagine all of /ck/ in a room and he's just screaming at all of us. Not even angry stuff, he's just giving his feedback and opinions but we're slightly unsettled by him.

>>8292839

We all know what fucking apples, snickers and whipped cream tastes like retard. There's no way mixing that shit together can even be classified as a dish outside of America.

>>8285447
I lost it.

>>8295013
kek

It seems to me that's the point. This apparently irrational reaction to letters typed in all caps. If you think about it, there's no reason to have an emotional splurge when you see it. But it happens anyway. I admit I have to hide the posts. It's a postmodern reflection of ourselves.

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>>8295107

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>>8285108
>"wow con oi 'ov uh boite?" Asks the cuck

Fuck. I lost.

>>8290318
jesus christ

>>8291058
Raccoons are my favorite animal ;_;

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>>8289616
Jfc, okay, I'm done

>>8295191

Sorry to tell ya but raccoon's taste pretty alright.

t. Southern Louisiana

>>8295305
;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;
(you dont mean black pussy right?)

>>8291129
omg her ass

>>8295331

No. I don't. Skin 'em, cut out the musk glands and cook em low and slow. Bretty gewd.

>>8294967
>American Style Mustard
What does that even mean

>>8295331
People eat animals, anon. Just because you like it doesn't mean it's not consumed by someone somewhere at some point.

Guinea pigs, cats, dogs, sharks, squid, cows, pigs, squirrels, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

>>8295476
ballpark mustard probably

>>8295476

English mustard is very, very strong. American style mustard is - shockingly enough - similar to the shit burgers call mustard (i.e yellow cum).

>>8295872
>>8295579
Ah so that nasty shit heinz sells

>>8285851
The taco stand workers i go to every 2-3 days do the same but trough whatsapp.

>>8291085
a creme pie

>>8295026
its not whip cream its that jet puff marshmallow spread mixed with cool whip.

you better not be a bong trying to tell me what classifies as a dish either. not even our dogs eat as poorly as you.

>>8295476

Everything this isn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPYhxDPT2DM

>>8291286
I gotta admit anon, even when stoned out of my mind I like your version better. Everything doesn't need to be obnoxious.

>>8293712
Oh shit that was you? nice

>>8291063
Lmao

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>>8291101
>acidic foods cause cancer
>lemon juice is more effective than chemotherapy

>>8289616
it looks nice

HEHEHE HOLY TOP KEK

LOST!!!

THIS!

>>8296103
Citric acid is akalinizing once processed in the stomach

>>8291074
lost because of you dangit

>>8291163
In the next big town of where i live there is a semi-famous restaurant which exclusively serves dishes witch horse meat, which they also produce themselves.
You can get basically everything with horse meat there and it's fantastic.
Horse is pretty much like normal beef, but less tough and chewy.

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>>8285364

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>>8296012
Yes, acknowledgement!

>>8293712
Kek I have one of those stickers on my shitbox laptop

>>8285370
>But not wonderbread.
Holy kek

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>>8291101
>17k shared this

>>8295476

If you breath out through your nose while consuming something with english mustard on it you swear youd never make that mistake again. Not as strong of a nose burn as wasabi but not too far off. More mouth burn though.

>>8291088

Hmmmm that file name

Hmmmmmm

>>8286212
what kind of reply is that

>>8289795
there's this thing called fire. you might have heard of it, it was this hot new innovation years back and it swept the world by storm.

>>8285358
>receipt in English
>"Kobe" beef
>outside of Kobe
sorry to break it to you anon...

>>8285614
>chocolate brownie milkshakes
>actually really healthy for you!
what kind of deluded fictional world do these people from come?

>>8291101
>health benefits of coffee enemas
I mean sure it'd wake you up but...

>>8291163
Tried nearly all Japanese food. Chicken sashimi is pretty good, especially raw chicken lung slices. Jellyfish tastes and feels like snot. Horse is ok, like a gamey beef. It'd be better if they cooked it but Japanese only ever seem to do raw horse, never cooked.

>>8295476
as in not English mustard and not French mustard and not Japanese karashi.

>>8285330
I completely agree but I think it's okay in this one because the replies aren't just "le ebin reaction images xD" like in most of those screencaps

>>8291163
Horse meat is really good.