Pls post food porn, i want to masturbate

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>>8086347

>>8086349
Ohhh fuck yeeeessss

>>8089329
Dresden cheese? Must be toasted.

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and just in case you like tendies

>>8089636
Oosh...

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>This is how I steak.
Why do people say well done is chewy?
Fucking rare is like leather, well done melts in your mouth.
Fucking memes.

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>>8089795

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>>8086347

>>8089924
fugg

>>8089924
That last one looked kinda okay before he dumped crude oil on it.

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>>8089924
>that watery salsa pre cum

>>8089924

Based Ja/ck/. We need more.

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>>8090978
I've got one for you friend!

>>>/b/

>>8089676
>>8089679
these two are the only good porn posted

>>8091086
>That blunt as fuck knife
>That squashed to fuck bun

Every fuckin' time

>>8089676
I don't think i understand the appeal of chives.
Granted I've never tried them.

>>8092687
..Those aren't chives. That's spring onion.
Get off muh /ck/.

>>8092687
Those aren't chives, they're green onions/scallions. Chives are tl;dr the itty bitty herbal version of onions, and since you've never tried any of them, I don't see how you'd be able to judge their appeal.

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>>8089924
>>8091086
You ja/ck/ posters should bring it to the next level.
we all have seen the webms at this point. we see the thumbnail and move on.
Just start posting .png images of the thumbnails

>>8089795
you ruined my fap

>>8092808
What the fuck did I just watch?

>>8092808
i want to kill myself

>>8092808
Art

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>>8089924
Why must he do this?

>>8093313
>180 grand for a box of kebab trash
>absolutelyharam.png

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>>8092808

>>8091086
what triggers me the most is the ring

unhygienic af

>>8093313
180 rupee = $2.69

>$2.69
>$2.69
>$2.69
>$2.69
>$2.69

fuck me.

>>8089795
now why would you post a piece of shoe leather among all this food?

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Ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxhFV2uiQ0Q

>>8093966
does she get all of her personality from facebook?

>>8093966
this offends me on a personal level

>>8091086
the blunt knife squeezed all of the juices from the tomato

>>8092808

Source?

>>8092808
Can't imagine how sour, soggy, and salty that fucking box has become. At the very least I hope he shook the shit out of it after it was prepared.

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>>8086347
Be a man, OP..

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>>8090965
i fucking kek'd

>>8094507
Gatdayum those TIDDIIIIIIIIES.

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>>8094718

>>8094507
>>8094724
>tfw no dindu gf

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>>8094748

>>8092808
Is this supposed to be satire? The clamato juice come on...

>>8093982
>>8093977
The food isnt that bad, but her marketing of herself is what pisses me off. "Pioneer Woman" makes me expect this fucking boss of a woman making hearty fucking meals, not what ever this woman is doing.

>>8093784

It's Indonesian, more like $13

>>8094840
She does make hearty meals usually but she's on food network, she has to market herself to health-obsessed house wives. That's why she's constantly apologizing about cream and butter in her recipes.

>>8094507
so was she shitting in the hallway or what?

>>8089679
I fricking love chicken tenders m8
I'm gonna get some from chick fila tomorrow for lunch

>>8094887
This. Her food is actually pretty good and very easy to make. If I had to point someone who knew very little about cooking in the right direction, I'd probably send them to her website. Unless they wanted to learn authentic Thai cuisine or something.

>>8093966
>Wake up
>Apply make up for an hour
>Kiss husband goodbye as he goes to work and takes the boys to school
>Start cooking breakfast
>Girls wake up and play with puppy's for the entire morning
>Finish breakfast and start making lunch
>Girls continue to play with puppy's
>Eat lunch together
>Sit motionless for the entire afternoon as girls play with puppy's
>Husband and boys arrive
>Make dinner
>Listen to wonderful tales from the outside
>Fulfill wife duty's
>Go to sleep to be ready to do everything again the next day
God bless the south

>>8094507

And this is...

Anyone got a webm of the orgy scene from Sausage Party?

>>8094376
Mexicans also have this dish called chilaquiles, which is basically tortilla chips covered in a sauce. I don't know what it is about Mexicans and semi-soggy chips, but they seem to adore it.

This is why we're building a wall.

>>8094898
I always recommend Anne Willan's stuff for people who know nothing about cooking but want to learn as well as The Cookbook's Companion.

>>8094507
what is meant by this?

>>8095135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3cgHfZJEOA

>>8095145
Mexican here, chilaquiles are fucking delicious you mong

>>8095107
>Apply make up for an hour
Why bother if your going to sit around on your fat, stretched out "popped out at least 4 ankle biters" ass all day

>>8095107
>puppies
>duties

At least some of us from the south know how to fucking pluralize words.

>>8086349
So this is originally an Islamic dish then?

>>8089668
What's the light pink one closest to the camera? Fatty Tuna?

>>8095881
Real Southern women dont get fat because they know women aren't supposed to eat everything they cook for the men and children.

>>8089795
take your boots to >>>/fa/

>>8091086
The comments on this video are hilarious.

>>8094507
What a fertile niggress

>>8092808
what the fuck is happening

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>>8096570
>Sweden

Rofl ex de

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>>8086347

>>8096570

> great ass to waist ratio
> face of a monkey

that's a double bagger right there

>>8095983
:'D

>>8089668
Bucketssss

>>8095145
Chilaquiles are great, the thing the guy is making looks bad though.

>>8096570
>>8096627
TBqH i kind of like her face. I have a very flexible taste beauty.

>>8086347
more like masturb-eat

>>8089924
how is this guy real?

>>8092808
Is this from the same place as the ramen one?