Lets cook some blue box mac n cheese the way I do.
>kraft mac and garbage
>electric stove
>starts a thread without even bothering to rotate the op image
Next time use a name/trip so the rest of us can filter you.
You have to get some water boiling. Add some salt and throw that pasta in. Boil that pasta for 15min, the 10min claim is bullshit.
>It's a let's try to be the next sundae ramen funny food meme episode
eat glass faggot
>>8057232
that's gonna be super mushy.
>>8057232
How many cups of water for that box?
>>8057220
>SCREENCAP ME xD
>>8057251
You know you drain the water right?
>>8057239
Sundae ramen was retarded. Literally attracted /b/ and reddit to /ck/ and was very low quality for an OC thread.
>>8057262
Low quality "OC" is not inherently better than blatant off-topic shitposting...
>>8057226
Fuck you
So I like to wait until you can see the pasta before you decide its ready.
>>8057220
Im here anon continue and ignore the new friends
>>8057265
it kinda is actually, you're just salty.
PUT MY COMMENT IN THE R/4CHAN SCREENCAP GUYS!!!
DICKOUT4HARAMBE :3
IT'S IN REAL TIME
OP IS CONFIRMED DEGENERATE
>>8057269
>you're just salty
Because... OP is cooking shitty mac and cheese and not bothering to even rotate his images? Wow, that makes a lot of sense.
>>8057277
why are you still here? This is the thread for you apparently. >>8057205
>>8057277
Maybe hes on mobile senpai and his camera uses metadata to rotate images, and it's wiped when he uploads it
I can't wait for the part where he adds something whacky not in the typical recipe XD I'M ALREADY GIGGLING
I drained it with the lid and left a little salty water in the mix, not much. Its for the cheese.
>>8057283
He's obviously posting from home, retard. Plug camera into phone, drag images to computer, rotate images, make thread.
You should be banned for starting a thread if that's too much work. It's literally eye cancer and violates the low quality posting rule.
>>8057283
>maybe he's on mobile
already enough reason for him to fuck off back to facebook where he belongs regardless of the /b/tier attention whoring
Throw a tbsp of butter and the cheese powder in there and mix.
>>8057292
>do all that shit while unattended kitchen catches on fire
How many mcchickens have you been eating tonight son? Put your hands up where i can see them!
>>8057292
>im so pro at the mongolian cartoon forum that i demand all users first edit their images
>i also demand that all ck users walk away from their stovetop while cooking
youre an ass. get the fuck over yourself cummie the sardine munching octohuss
OP will burn in hell for this.
My phone turns the pics automatically so its not perfectly straight. Go to /hm/ if you want to openly be a faggot.
I mixed it up and its ready to go.
>>8057295
>>8057292
So, this is how kitchen fires start...
Hurry up and add the fucking peanut butter or ice cream so this thread can die already
>>8057220
Using spirals I see, they are certainly the superior choice when it comes to Kraft dinner.
Props.
>>8057320
Gross peanut butter?
>all these retards defending mobile posting
Guess what? Use a regular camera like an adult and you wont have the issue of your images being "automatically rotated". There's also literally no reason that OP needs to be live posting; he might as well have posted an image of the instructions off the back of the box.
The joke is on us all: this is just an ordinary thread about an ordinary man making ordinary boxed macaroni the ordinary way.
>the way I do.
nigga you just made it the same exact way everyone else in the world makes it
>>8057334
>owning a dslr or pocket cam
Wanna know how I know you are a try hard hipster?
>>8057330
No, good quality peanut butter, if you have some.
>>8057330
>time to pretend I wasn't going to try to turn this into a reddit screencap meme thread
I fucking hate you dude holy shit please die
>>8057347
>not owning a dslr
nigga, you dont even need to be a hipster, you just need to be not poor
>>8057334
My phone isnt 14mp so i can spend another $700+ to post kraft mac n cheese threads on 4chan. You stupid fucking nigger...
>>8057347
Wut? Everybody owns a fucking camera. It's more hipster to own a fucking smart phone.
>>8057351
Op here
No i just wanted a decent thread on /ck/
>>8057338
i disagree. no sane individual would ever use those fucking awful as shit noodles
elbows, shells, bowtie or death. fuck them spiral shits
>>8057300
>butter
you fucked up
>>8057362
What should i have used?
>>8057367
This is an 18+ board, anon.
>>8057367
umad m8. and poor. its why youre trying to cop tips off a blue box mac m cheese thread.
>>8057375
How is that trolling? Digital cameras were widely available for close to a decade before smart phones; of course they are more common.
>>8057357
>It's more hipster to own a fucking smart phone.
heres your goddamn (you)
>>8057381
How old are you grandpa? Keep it ck related and dont @ me or my sons ever again
>>8057386
you fucking millenial piece of scum shit
>>8057367
This is not op Fuck you.
>>8057357
>2016
>Hipster to have a smartphone
What fucking third world shithole are you living in
>>8057357
You are fucking stupid
Please stop living asap
>>8057357
Heres your you
Btw wheres op
>>8057435
>Moving goalposts
Can the laggards please leave.
>>8057439
>moving goalposts
Anon implied that only poor people don't have smart phones, and I simply pointed out that that's poor people logic.
>>8057445
guess youve never actually been poor and had to get by with a dumbphone
thats when you realize that smartphones are a privilege/hipster accesory
this thread sucks now. fuck you /b/ faggots. bai
>>8057462
>guess youve never actually been poor and had to get by with a dumbphone
Guess you've never actually been alive before 1995? Everyone over 30 spent their entire childhood without any cellphone, dum dum, and got by just fine. I haven't owned a cell phone in 5 years, and have never had a smart phone. Not everyone grew up learning how to text in elementary school instead of learning how to type on a keyboard or write cursive.
Next you’re going to take about a palm full of your ground beef and flatten it to a square. A inch length and width will work it doesn’t have to be perfect. Add a pinch of the mac n cheese to the middle of the square like so.
>>8057485
wait wat
where's the bowl and eating utensil.
>>8057482
youre an old faggot piece of shit painting so incorrect of a projected image that i had to respond. ahouldnt you be fucking your wife at this hour, or is the menopause generating all the heat?
>>8057485
not op. Not a god idea.
>>8057485
That mac is dead. Abort now.
>>8057482
haha 28 here. Bullshit. "got by just fine" in 95 is a lot different than getting by just fine in 2015
>>8057490
>30
>old
>>8057482
>Saying this on an imageboard browsing trivial bullshit to begin with
>>8057504
youre old enough that the fact youre still playing around on 4chan is kind of sad
>>8057485
What a fucking shocker, here comes the autism
>>8057533
xD youre busting my sides, im so gleeful right now.
oooh the feels right now. i bet me and that other anon are sharing a smile right now. made my night, im happy again. anyway, see ya around old fart. go get married and have a kid. get off 4chan before you turn into ivan ilyich.
im 25 btw. my 30 year old friends get so buttmad when i call them old
>>8057540
>projecting
>>8057347
>owning a camera is now considered hipster
Forget pointless "born between X and Y years" definitions - a millennial is someone who makes retarded statements like this anon.
>>8057266
dear god did you even get the water boiling first?
>>8057277
Im sorry to break it to you but click on catalog and look around. Yes, this is better than all the "Why do Americans" and fast food threads.
>>8057366
margarine. also add milk.
>>8057638
When you report a thread nowadays it's automatically hidden, so I don't see any of those threads in catalog view.
>>8057645
How short is your catalog view?
>>8057642
No the pasta water is all thats needed. No milk.