Rate my tart. I basically belong on TV.

>No silverware -- expects me to eat with my face
>Cold metal tabletop, harsh on the wrists
>All those scratches on the surface probably filled with e. coli
>Bright, fluorescent lighting
0/10

>>7903738
Yeah, fuck off then >>>/tv/

Tarts made by tarts

>>7903738
Is that the "Duty Especiale?" Looks like frozen piss and rabbit shit

>>7903738
I'd prefer to have it deconstructed and scattered around the table, nice try though.

I forgot you guys just don't know fine cuisine when you see it. Also is it pronounced kem-ecks or sha-may?

I wouldve put it on a medium sized round plate rather than that little bowl. It looks good though. Is that strawberries under what looks like mascarpone then blueberries and then caramelized sugar? Also one big mint leaf wouldve been enough. It looks sloppy the way that the two of them are arranged.

>>7903738
>Creme is off center
>Saucer is boring

Real talk though, I would be delighted to be served this. Very cool, especially the sugar lattice thing.

>>7903738
how do you make the sugar go all retarded? that's pretty cool but I never really looked into it.

>>7903842
Heat it until it melts and then do whatever design you want on parchment paper and wait until it cools and then very very carefully put it in place

>>7904277
ah okay. just sugar? won't it burn?

>>7903738
looks pretty fucking great
what's a tart made of anyway? is it like a small cake?

>>7904282
look up caramelization

The sugar work is nice.

Looks like you need more of the fruit filling tho.

8/10

>lumpy white stuff
>Tart crust not even

Everything else looks good, your presentation is amazing,

Shred the mint in the cream or ditch it

>>7904433
I'm speaking out of my ass but that looks like lemon sorbet.

>>7903738
>I belong on tv
the menopausal housewives who compete on the Food Network 'game shows' make shit better than this, if anything you belong on some MTV retard pandering cooking show

>>7904472
post one menopausal housewife doing better than this.
also don't make fun of menopause, we'll all get there eventually

>>7904477
>God, why haven't I had my period yet?
>Stan, only girls have periods. You are a boy.

>>7903738
is that supposed to be the fantastic 4 logo or something

>>7904479
>being a boy
>on /ck/
how fucking beta are you?