>when you hear flyovers talking about the small portions at

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>>7786365
>multi-course

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>when you hear the crunch of a metrosexual cuck's skull during the coming civil war

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>tfw local fly over pizza place has better pizza than chicago tomato cake or new york cardboard

>>7786365
Portion size is a legitimate concern.
I've eaten at Noma and been hungry afterwards, and if your eating experience lasts hours and you're still hungry that's a fucking failure.

>>7786439
>tfw tongue has been deadened by overuse of HFS, sodium, and MSG

>>7786458
>Guys I'm so sophisticated.
>I can't see why a dish that consists of a variety of toppings atop a flatbread needs flatbread. Surely it would be fine if it was a pie, or if we forgo the creativity involved in the dish and just serve the same topping with the same sauce.

Sad.

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>>7786365
>tfw papa johns is better than any hipster-trash "high-class" ""Italian"" """cuisine""" """"restaurant""""

>>>/r9k/

>flyover

What is this meme, and why are nu-males obsessed with spamming it?

>>7786672
pot twist: I live in Minnesota

>>7786673
where? :DDDD