Breakfast contest

Contest is over I win

>4 hot dogs
digusting

>>7098643
Can't tell hot dog from breakfast sausage
>retarded.

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Cooking up some scrapple now for a scrapple pancake sandwich

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>people on /ck/ are so gullible that they fall for the scam that is 'breakfast'

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>>7098714
Dude wtf is that stuff?

>>7098718
Pig leftovers (eyeballs asshole etc) boiled with cornmeal and congealed into a convenient loaf.

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>>7098714
>>7098718
Skinnier pieces are done, fat ones still cooking. Here's how it looks cooked.

>>7098715
>falling for the "muh coffee and cigarettes" mémé

>>7098745
Here is my reformed jumbo piece. Just waiting on the other side.

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>>7098762
Forgot pic

>>7098771
On pancake with some ketchup

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>>7098775
Oh god dammit, I forgot the picture again.

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>>7098779
Sorry for so many posts. Here is the finished sandwich.

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>>7098785
>>7098779
>>7098771

>>7098801
Is that a face of horror?

It's pretty good. I devoured it in line ten seconds. Scrapple is hands down the best breakfast meat around.

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Just made this. New to cooking pls no bully

>>7098846
nice plating :)

>>7098846
that bacon looks pretty perfect 2bqhwu

>>7098846
Undercooked eggs

>>7098846
Would be better if you replaced that bacon with some scrapple.

>>7098847
My next door neighbor made me a plate of some Russian food once. But I never got to return it and now her brother lives in the apartment and I have no idea how to give him the plate without him asking questions.
>>7098848
ty! Everyone I know cooks bacon until it's charcoal.

>>7098852
I was following that Gordon Ramsay video. I like creamy eggs a lot more than rubbery ones.

>>7098858
I cook mine until they are slightly brown. I prefer my eggs to be crispy.

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>>7098862
>crispy

r u fukin srs m8

>>7098879
Yes. Crispy eggs with scrapple and ketchup on toast or a bagel.

>>7098886
fuck you and fuck your stupid fucking scrapple

>>7098927
It's delicious

>>7098607
Instant oatmeal with a shake of Kashi Go Lean Crunch. Mug of black coffee.

>>7098708
That is not what sausages are meant to look like.

>>7099160
In the civilized world, we have many different varieties of sausages.

More than your "let's shove a bunch of shit together into a sausage shape and have done with it" American crap

>>7099160
How about I shove the sausage in your ass

>>7099212
>hotdogs with eggs for breakfast
Your either trailer trash or a dindu

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Woke up late

>>7099354
go back to >>>/fit/

>>7099342
What's wrong with that? A little bit of carbs to go with the eggs, it's all good.

>>7098761
This

Top kek

>>7098718
What a moron. I know two guys that paralyzed themselves by hitting something when jumping into water.

>>7098607
Not being a pedant fuck but it's "their" not "there." Someone should have written this already.

>>7099434
>hot dogs

>carbs

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>>7100950
That's the best time to snipe some asshole. Right when jumping into a pool, then it makes a bloody show of it and the sniper can get away.

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Lel

>>7098846
Only appetising thing in this thread

>>7098856
Why choose? Fry the scrapple in the bacon grease.

>>7098852
pleb

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>>7101142

>>7099172
>American crap
>eating biscuits and sausage gravy

Um...

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I get one chance to eat every day between 2am and 5am. I wouldn't call it breakfast, although I guess technically it does break a fast.

>>7098852

Nothing wrong with that! Very nice egg desu.

>>7098720
>convenient
If you want to Drain-o you're but whole

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Flour tortilla, hotdogs, cheddar/mozzarella cheese and spinach

>>7098607
Adam?

Cup of coffee
Two toasts with either
a) Scrambled egs with
-a1) Cheese
-a2) Ham
b) Avocado with
-b1) Fresh cheese
-b2) Turkey ham
Bowl of oatmeal with yogurt

Might vary now and then but that's essentially what I eat every morning.

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Made breakfast for my roommates today, I am now their favourite.

>>7099172
idiot

>>7102186
what kind of p. cakes are those, senpai

>>7102276
I made half blueberry and half plain cause only 2 of us like blueberry ones

>>7102186

pls be in london

>>7102313
Ottawa, close enough?

>>7102317

depends, u a grill?

ayyyy bby

>>7102276
Also if you want it:

1.5 cup APF
3.5 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1 tbs sugar
2 tsp vanilla extract
1.25 cup milk
1 egg
3 tbs melted butter

mix ingredients in a bowl and cook in a nonstick pan on medium heat. if you want blueberries put them on after pouring the batter into the pan.

If I cook breakfast, it's usually eggs turned into tamago yaki. Great with diced pepper and sausage inside with a side of rice.

>eating breakfast
>not drinking coffee and whiskey to start your day

>>7098720
I had always thought it was just grill or chopping board leftovers with cornmeal

>>7098779
>>7098785
Why the fucking ketchup? I would've gone for maple syrup/honey, or some eggs even. Thats too much ketchup D: