Are eggs the greatest food creation of the father, the son

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>father, son and the holy spirit
bacon, egg and cheese

>not capitalizing His name
fucking blasphemer

They're great for increasing risk of diabetes, heart disease and prostate cancer!

>>7049306
Every time you eat an egg you are consuming a baby chicken. At least a cow can lose it's life and feed dozens of people in return. Meanwhile, it takes several baby chickens just to feed one person. It's tragic, really.

>>7049331
>Eggs are baby chickens
Biology isn't your strong point is it, retard?

>>7049330
Recent studies show having multiple dicks a week shoved up your ass greatly increases the risk of prostate cancer

You're not safe either faggot

>>7049320

>kaiser roll

New Yorker spotted.

You probably put salt, pepper and ketchup on that thing too.

Gross.

>>7049339
Lol i do actually

>>7049338
prostate massage actually lowers the risk of cancer

Eggs, honey, rice.

>>7049347
Getting jack hammered by several BBCs isn't a massage.

>>7049330
lol

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>>7049331
only tragedy here is how education has failed you

>>7049333
>>7049382
Hook, line, and sinker you fucking retards

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>>7049394
>I was only pretending to be dumb

>>7049331
amen brother

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>>7049306
Yes

>>7049339

>he doesn't put salt pepper and ketchup on his pork roll egg and cheese

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>>7049443
Eggs are cute.

>>7049453
momma if you'd please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese

>>7049338
You forgot aids.

>>7049331
Chickens have actually gained from living with people. Thanks to humans eating them you can find them everywhere on the planet. We eat them but they multiply faster than that and egg and bacon are fucking great

Eggs and sardines are natures multivitamins

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>>7049523
So fucking good.

>>7049306
since the father, son and the holy spirit don't exist I don't understand how they could create something
but yes, eggs are pretty good

I have always wanted to make a hard boiled egg, on the point where its yolk is a little gooey cause i think thats the best sort of boiled egg, and put it up my vagina, then push it out into my boyfriends mouth and he eats it, sadly he hates eggs.
>tfw

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>>7049591

>>7049331
No you're not, those eggs aren't fertilized.

>>7049621
>put it up my vagina,

Oh you misguided little edgelord.

>take raw egg in shell
>carefully shove in kooter
>keep there for a few days
>will cook naturally at a conveniently warm temperature
>pop it out, peel and eat

Now that is going to be one nasty ass egg, but there is no reason why it wouldn't work.

Absolutely not.

>>7049367
FAGGOTS GET OUT

>>7049306
No go back to church flyover.

>>7049339
A lot of people have that on their egg, bacon and cheese rolls. I'm from Australia and that's what I would do.

Jesus Christ this thread

>>7049679
Egg cooks in body temperature?

>>7049591
>saying that
>tips fedora on /ck/
>>>/out/

>>7049394
you've roasted my jeromes, ruseman

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Yes

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>Americans shitting up yet another thread

>>7049331
is this bait?

>>7049306
>high quality protein easy to digest
>can last for many days even without refrigeration, salt, smoking, dehydrating or other conservation methods.
>packed one by on a sealed containers
>tasty
>easy to produce, all you need is a bird, preferably chickens
It certainly is the ultimate natural food!

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>>7051221
>*intelligent discussion*

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>>7050689

>implying salt pepper and hot sauce isn't the only logical option

>mfw degenerate inbred Eurocücks living in the bush have opinions about anything

>>7049330

>vegan fag detected

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>>7049330
>Diabetes
Eggs have zero response on the glycemic index you fuck.

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>>7052225

They don't raise blood serum cholesterol levels either, why are you responding to shitposting?

>>7050364
>thinks it's insulting people for not wanting to live in urban shitholes

Nithings better to me than an over easy egg on plain dry toast.

WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON

>>7049320

Cheese not necessary

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>>7049306
Yes they are