name any animal as absolutely disgusting, vile, and terrifying as the sea lamprey.
>pro tip: you absolutely fucking can't
>>5435
there's a bug whose larvae carry a literal bag of shit with them
>>5436
stop posting picture of me
>>5435
We are on /can/, post only cute animals
>>5435
>fleshlights from hell
>>18319
No
>>5436
I thought this was an infected bug and the larvae are just eating it to death before bursting out of its back
I think these fuckers are supposed to be very docile, but they look awful
>>5435
Cute!
>>5435
Delete this, this is now a CUTE animal board.
>>18500
off you go, weebshit
>>5435
But they're cute [spoiler]and delicious[/spoiler]
Reported, not cute
>>18527
Every animal is cute
>>5435
anything that comes from the ocean seems sanitary to me
same reason I am willing to eat lobsters and love it by the thought of eating a land insect that looked like a lobster would fuck my shit up
>>5435
That pic really bothers me as well OP
>>18336
>Implying that's not cute
>>5435
imagine fucking one of these
>>18340
they are so shy and careful though
watching them explore when they think they're safe (under red light, which they can't see) is super cute
>>5435
If you removed the teeth from a lamprey, I wonder if it'd make a good fleshlight.
>>18692
If you have a small penis then yeah
I dunno, I can think of a few.
>>5435
Remember to eat your lampreys, /can/!
>>5435
Ivanka Trump?
>>19088
Get lost horsefucker.
>>18698
Are we considering lampreys introduced in the Great Lakes or in general?
Because I heard the former ones were smaller.
>>18340
Jesus though could you imagine if one of those was agitated and aggressive.
They make for a tasty snack, though.
You should buy some.
>>19110
Love and Tolerate!
I Love you, anon
>>18853
why the fuck are you here, alomomola?
>>19088
Wow. it's easy to trigger trumpanzees, huh?
>>19126
oh no! it might pinch you very slightly
>>18615
that's a cute moth
~uguu
>>18505
You're on 4chan and partially /c/ dipshit
>>5435
Female vagina
Or women in general
Shallow, gross things
>>20219
I think it's cute though
Me on the left
I nominate the hagfish.
>>5435
this isn't even a parasite
>>5436
>a bug
There's several that do that.
>>19088
Ivanka is top waifu, get lost.
>>5435
I was recently introduced to this bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIpMomEpa0Q
If it's a vertebrate, it's not even trying.
>>20939
It´s not a vertebrae.
Kind of a marine worm.
>>20958
thanks
>>18336
Adorable.
>>20994
Finally I know where jrpgs got their weird enemy design from.
I guess OP hasn't heard of screwworms.
>>20681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE
>>20186
>Implying octopi aren't the cutest possibly alien, abnormally intelligent animals on the planet
>>21017
I for one welcome our new 8-legged overlords.
>>21006
precisely
>>20186
Octopus are qts tho.
>>20186
incoming vore
>>20240
that was going to be my immediate response to lamprey
>>5435
>>21036
They're tentacles, which are more akin to arms.
Basically they have the best hugs.
These shrimps are pretty cute too
>>18336
even its name is cute, try harder
you asked for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLZvHgEzBpA
>>22171
Nature is so awesome.
>>5435
>>18336
>>18340
>>18853
>>20186
>>20382
I find all of these to be cute in some ways. Lampreys don't look bad at all from the top and sides.
>>5435
>>22155
Its >>>/mlpol/ today kiddo
In after human.