Money Gains

>>>/biz/
Stop spending money on things you don't need, buy crypto.

>>3345410
Study

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>>3345411
buy shitcoins backed by monopoly money

wonder who could be behind this post

>>3345413
Stay poor or start investing in something.
Buy a shitload of NAK, it's going to go up around 10% within the next week.

>>3345412
Fuck off mom

>>3345411

I dont know how to buy crypto, what is a good exchange that wont scam me out of my funds I ear marked for toaster strudel.

>>3345412
this

gotta study the right thing though

>>3345416
>I ear marked for toaster strudel
Holy shit I keked

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>>3345418


I set aside 25 dollars each week to keep my freezer full of toaster strudel. How ever at the moment my fridge is full so I have some discretionary toaster strudel fund surplus that I can spend on what ever I want. I think crypto coin would be a good use for these moneys.

>>3345419
is this some new joke?

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>>3345414
Nice meme.

>>3345411
Die

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>>3345420

No, I just really like toaster strudel.

>>3345421

How do I buy?

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>>3345419
May your life be filled with toaster strudel surpluses, anon

>>3345414
Lol

>strapped in

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>>3345425

Its like the only sweet I allow my self to have, I make deals with my self were I allow my self one a day 2 if I really pushed it hard that day. Sometimes I go to the store and they're out of them which is really annoying.

>want to make just enough money to live comfortably
>don't want to work for a living
sigh, why can't some rich bastard just give me $1500 a month neetbux?

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>>3345414
LOL, I invest in real companies kiddo. Ever heard of the stock market? That is where big boys with real shekels make money. Not playing around with internet coins.

stay poor nerd

>>3345428

You sound pretty autistic, have your self tested. Get neet bux.

>>3345429
whats that app?

>>3345421
Ye, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's a bad time to buy. Bitcoin dropped a lot after it hit 4500 then came back to surpass 5k. It's volatile in the short term but *so far* it's been a pretty profitable medium term investment. Who knows where it'll go from here.

>>3345410
Run a business and bring it to a point where if you don't work in the business you still make money

>>3345429
Suppose - in the best case for you - that that is actually legit. It still means you're seeking validation from neets on a Mongolian basketry forum. So however wealthy you are, you're ultimately still an insecure little baby.

Have an excellent day

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>>3345429
>Investing in gigantic Bubbles

Hahahaha

>>3345410
What would happen if you used the money that you would save in a bank account to put a down payment on a house that you rented out? You could rent it for more than the monthly payments of the mortgage, the interest on the loan, repairs, and property tax. You could eventually make back the down payment and suddenly you have a profit stream to go with your big chunk of money.

>>3345410
The secret to increasing your savings isn't to increase your income, it's decreasing your expenses. Make a spreadsheet and record on it everything you buy every day for a month. You'll be astonished at how much you spend and even more at how much you could have saved if you didn't buy some of it.

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>>3345429

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>3345413
I don't think you understand financial instruments.

Stocks, especially those with neither voting rights nor dividends, are only worth capital gains. Essentially, they're only as valuable as what people would pay for them. This is why once there is market instability trillions of dollars of value disappear; it wasn't real in the first place.

>So, why buy Crypto?
Crypto, like stocks, is inherently worthless, but people are buying it with the same goal of capital gains. For the average buyer, crypto is for most intents and purposes simply risky stock. Like with all risks, they're relative to their reward, and thus you can make good returns trading crypto... or you can loose everything.

>What buy?
Check out crypto exchanges and make a gut pick, honestly. If you don't wish to deal in cryptos GBTC is an etf that is priced according to bitcoin; it's also volatile as fuck. For instance, if you bought GBTC two weeks ago you could have had something like 20-40% returns. There are also efforts underway to create a short security on bitcoin.

>>3345410
Decide what sort of money you wish to have and what sort of risk you're willing to take. Generally, you either sleep well, or eat well; not both.

Make investments accordingly.

>>3345410
1) Stop being a NEET.
2) Get a job and save money.
3) Use savings to invest/start a business.

>>3345527
Stocks are backed by the assets of the underlying company you fucking retard. What does crypto have other than artificial scarcity?

>>3345429
> $928 debt
You'll never make it kiddo lmao

>>3345695
>Stocks are backed by the assets of the underlying company
On paper, yes. The problem is that stocks are on the very bottom of the totem pole of debt repayment.

You're essentially promised a portion of assets that is either
>Laughably minuscule and irrelevant due to inability to steer decisions
Or
>During times of instability or company collapse irrelevant.


>What do crypto currencies have?
The fact that people accept them as currency.

>>3345429
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT APP THAT IS

>>3345429
>600k
>big boy
Maybe on here lmao

>>3345432
zero.
the end of bitcoin is zero and it will happen within a year or 2 when its replaced by fed coin

>>3345410
dividend stocks

>>3345429
why do you have so much cash?

>>3345429
How to stay poor with 4000% gains?

>>3345438
>>3345527
yo wtf why do some posts here have no ids

>>3345429
my house cost double than yours i live in sydney

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>>3345429
Yeah but you're still poor in crypto.

>>3346695
The thread was moved to biz.

>>3346718
>600k for a house in Sydney

Do you live in a cardboard box?