Normie Psychology GENERAL

>>3298214
>number one way of telling if someone is a normie
They have a job

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>>3298214
I was talking to the head of an IT team about crypto and he told me 'bitcoins an obvious scam, so many people are gonna loose money.'

i was so taken aback i couldnt withhold my autism and audible said 'wew lad'

I've tried talking to so many normies about crypto and they just couldnt give less of a fuck. anything to do with 'investing' and especially the word 'crypto' they get terrified and shrink back

>watches game of throne
>gambling is a sin, but being a fuckoi chad faggot is cool
>cryptos are scams
>muh video gaymes
>listens to pop music
>reads "new york times bestseller" types of books
>seeks comfort and pleasure
>opportunist
>useful idiot (identity poliics)
>networking over integrity

>>3298360
>fucking this

>blogs instead of memes on CuckBook
>easily offended
>self-deprecating for attention
>yoko broke up the Beatles!!1!\ringo jokes
>liberal/cuckservative
>nihilist
>trust in mainstream media
>white knight
>goes2bar.jpg
>general Chad/Stacy tendencies

I think the real skill is figuring out who is a neet/4chan user

>>3298269
pretty much this
friends either think I'm faking or think that I just got lucky
one friend crpyto is only good for short term gains and that it would all crash to absolute zero in a month or two "like blockbuster"

they just seem to have this certain demeanor where they're disconnected from reality.

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>>3298642
normies will never find me :^(

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>>3299044
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

DELETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>3298642
>tfw sociopathic normie

They will never know the real NEET inside

>>3298269
>i was so taken aback i couldnt withhold my autism and audible said 'wew lad'

goddammit

>>3298269
Its funny because when you ask them about crypto they admit to knowing nothing about it but when you start telling them the details, even showing market statistics they turn into experts "NAH ITS CLEARLY A SCAM/GONNA BURST ANY DAY NOW, THERES NO WAY IT CAN MAKE MONEY"

>>3298214
Normies don't use smileys when chatting

>>3298214
>How can you tell if someone is a normie
Blindly following rules because "rules are rules"
Inability to think for themselves
Inability to discern cause and effect
Unwillingness to take risks

95% of 4chan is normie filth. /b, /r9k, /pol espetialy. Bizraelis are the last bastion of 4chan

>Fitter, happier, more productive
>Comfortable
>Not drinking too much
>Regular exercise at the gym
>Three days a week
>Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
>At ease
>Eating well
>No more microwave dinners and saturated fats
>A patient, better driver
>A safer car
>Baby smiling in back seat
>Sleeping well
>No bad dreams
>No paranoia
>Careful to all animals
>Never washing spiders down the plughole
>Keep in contact with old friends
>Enjoy a drink now and then
>Will frequently check credit at moral bank
>Hole in the wall
>Favours for favours
>Fond but not in love
>Charity standing orders
>On Sundays ring road supermarket
>No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
>Car wash
>Also on Sundays
>No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
>Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
>Nothing so childish
>At a better pace
>Slower and more calculated
>No chance of escape
>Now self-employed
>Concerned but powerless
>An empowered and informed member of society
>Pragmatism not idealism
>Will not cry in public
>Less chance of illness
>Tyres that grip in the wet
>Shot of baby strapped in back seat
>A good memory
>Still cries at a good film
>Still kisses with saliva
>No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick
>That's driven into frozen winter shit
>The ability to laugh at weakness
>Calm
>Fitter, healthier and more productive
>A pig in a cage on antibiotics

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>>3299407
Wut

>>3298214
If you are:
>in college
>have a job
>have at least one friend
>in or once in a relationship
>smoke weed
then you are a normie

>>3298214
Do they bore you? When you talk to them, do you feel like you've had the same conversation thousands of times with thousands of other people? Are your first impressions of them completely confirmed when you learn more about them? Are they incapable of thinking outside the box, and only go along well established paths? If yes, they are a normie. Think of normies as the NPCs in a video game. They are predicatable, repetitive, and boring.

>>3298360
>watches game of throne
Came here to post this. You can pretty much tell someone is an NPC if they're talking about this.

they don't HODL, they're too emotional

>>3299398

are you 12

.>>3299407
>natural body builder
>uncomfortable
>doesn't drink too much
>get along great with fellow employees......
>diets on an off depending on time management
>good driver
>safe car
>no children
>sleeps like sit
>nightmares, if i do dream
>extensive paranoia
>many animals
>never talk to old friends
>has morals
>never used a glory hole, not a faggot
>haven't been in love since ex last year
>no charity
>don't kill insects, unless it is a mosquito, fly or other insect which will eat me.
>best friend works at car wash, visit frequently.
>no afraid of much
>grown up
>fast but cautious
>not self employed
>concerned and powerless =0
>informed
>both >=)
>does not cry in public, cries in my room alone with music blasting so flat mates cannot hear (only cries when friends die, or horrible even occurs)
>sick alot, not enough sleep
>yokahamas !
>no children
>a good memory
>the notebook and that was once...
>kisses with tounge
>empty and frantic
>winter tires
>laughs only at my own mistakes
>calm on the outside
>fitter healthier and more productive
>

>>3299556
I have more than 15 friends, go to college and have money. I have a gf and party at least once every two months.
My family is great and my brothers are very intelligent all with GF and jobs .
Also go to the gym browse /fit/ and trade crypto, and sometimes /b/ ,/gif/ and /pol/.
What am I?

>>3299589
This.

>>3299623
I had a guy the other day talking about tv shows like GoT. When I told him that I rarely watch tv, he tells me I'm boring. A guy who can only converse about tv shows is calling someone else boring. How rich.

>>3299705
A normie.

>>3299705
you're a gamma, welcome to the mild aspergers high IQ race faggot!

>>3299705
normie

>>3298598

>nihilist

This is the true defining trait of a normie that anyone rarely recognizes

>>3299556
I have this friend that has autism, always had problems socializing and was mocked constantly, he started smoking weed (not everyday but every fortnight or something like that) and he's way chillier now, has made new friends, is doing good in college, I think he even got to hang out with a girl

which takes me to: is weed the easy way to norminesss?

also, weed can transform normies into outcasts, seen that scenario too

i trade crypto
but also watch got and bout 100 other tv shows online
party 2 nights every week, healthy social life
go to uni, have a qt gf
frequent /biz/ and a bunch of other boards, including the weird ones

guys what am i

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>>3299407
As somebody who lives in a fraternity house right now and likes to be social, everything you just said was bullshit.

Normies hate themselves and their lives are riddled with anxiety and low self esteem. They drink and do drugs to escape.

They make decision they know ill impact them negatively and still seek them out for self destruction.

Who are you describing?

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One way to tell a normie? Compare them to you, I suppose? Big difference. You guys have no life. Normies do - they have work to go to, significant others to share their hopes and dreams with, go on adventures such as zip lining etc. But mind you, when normies want to have a good laugh...they come on here to listen to you lifeless crytos! :D

>>3299662
Mentally, yes.

Now try to refute any of my points

>>3299705
>>3299719

>>3299720
Let me add more.
I hate tv in general and YouTubers ( not all, some are decent) and Instagramers, and all that bullshit.
I fucked more than 5 girls and also I am 7/10.
The biggest pro in my life is that my best friends ( not all my friends, most are normies but it try to interact with everyone I can ) are self-adjusted autist interested in knowledge and the important stuff In life ( all getting on crypto too) and with GF.
What am I?

>>3299556

holy shit Im a normie now?
awesome

>>3299775
a normie with quirks

>>3299781
I'm pretty sure that guy has schizophrenia

>>3299822
but i'm also chubby, growing a sick neckbeard, have fucked bout 25 people (women and men), do a bunch of drugs and have fetishes that would send most people running

>>3299407
>>No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
>>Never washing spiders down the plughole

wut

Wtf does this thread have to do with business and finance? Read the sticky faggot.

>>3299842
a degenerate

>>3299854

i'll settle for that

>>3299795
I'm b4 bucket lists and muh life experiences

you people need to stop trying to pigeonhole and draw concrete borders around normieism. it is a subjective, constantly changing, institution. everyone involves themselves in it every once and a while, but some are so sucked in they are beyond hope

>>3299859
not even judging btw, i'm a chubby drunkass

>>3299873
>>telling water to stop being wet

you think you're smart, but you're missing the point
this isn't a collective effort to finally and objectively quantify the elusive measure of normieness
this is random /biz/ fun

relax

>>3299886
yeah buddy i know, it's fine and degenerate really is fitting, although i'd like to know my placement on the normie-/biz/raeli scale here

1/3
>>3298214
when i was in grade 9 back in 2010, i was partially redpilled about bitcoin by some dude that i knew at the time—but, still, i didn't fully understand it, i didn't have very much money, and i had the certified world's shittest™ computer and internet connection (which i thought might wind up playing a factor in potentially losing my funds). i was also 14, lived in canada, and had no idea how or where to buy bitcoin with canadian dollars—and, i lived out in a rural area, which didn't help at all.
eventually, by 2011, i had assumed that it was surely safe enough to buy and hold onto—and, i tried explaining it all to various people that i knew, usually winding up explaining that i thought it was a good idea; all but one of the adults who i had explained it to went so far as to tell me that i was just a teenager who thought that he knew everything, and that i am definitely wrong about bitcoin and i should never touch it. others called it a ponzi scheme, and cited its age of two years at that time as a reason for imminent failure; they argued that the scheme had run its course, and that it'll all be over really soon. there's no way to predict the future—and, i got nervous easily, so i wasn't going to try to convince them about something that i wasn't 100% sure about.
when i had explained it to my dad in early 2012, he completely talked down to me. same shit; he told me that putting any money into this would be a stupid idea, and that i was just an overly-enthusiastic teenager who didn't know anything, yet thought that i knew everything. mind you, this man unironically thought that the world was going to end in 2012—and when i tried to explain to him that it wasn't going to end, he told me that i was a teenager who thought of myself as being immortal.

>>3299623
Does reading the books count? Because the books are pretty good

>>3299953
also, just for the record, i certainly did not speak with excess enthusiasm when i spoke of bitcoin—mostly because i was usually pretty nervous in conversation with almost anyone, but especially so with my dad. when i tried to make a compelling argument for something, i spoke as confidently as i could—but, fuck, man; people tend to talk down to teenagers, but they didn't even get it when i told them that there was a finite supply of bitcoin, and they didn't get the comparisons between the inability to inflate bitcoin to the inflation of so many other currencies.
having had already brought it up a few times, people started to think of me as just a guy who thought that "monopoly money" or just "fake" money, as varying personalities would use different terms, was the way of the future—and, being really self conscious, i wound up thinking that i was wrong about it. they didn't even really seem to pay much mind to bitcoin—they just wanted to mock me for believing in it. they couldn't wait to see me left with shattered hopes—to see me with my opinions being totally invalidated. they wanted me to be completely and utterly wrong. it didn't matter what it was about—it was just the significance of what was being discussed.

>watches lars von trier films
>baseball cap full of live sardines
>organic vape oil
>only lives in coastal cities
>less than 5k in crypto

>>3299953
>that i was just an overly-enthusiastic teenager who didn't know anything

kek so did my parents. My mom thinks I'm a financial genius now, while in reality its a good 80% luck, aka - being in the right place in the right time and seizing the opportunity, my dad doesnt care about shitcoins either way lel

>>3300020
fvckingshvt/4
it was just another component in me eventually convincing myself that i was wrong about everything i have ever had a stance on. i wound up forcing myself to think that people like my dad were smart—and put up with years of degradation as a result. i had a sinus infection for five fucking years in his care, which he did nothing about other than tell me over and over again was "all in my head". as a matter of fact, when i would blow my nose, he would yell at me. when i would leave the room that he was in to go to another and blow my nose, he would yell at me. i could barely fucking breathe half the time. when i left with my girlfriend and was diagnosed with chronic sinusitis, he still thought that it was all imaginary—and, i saw that people thought that i was an idiot, but respected him, so when i had surgery that failed, i never really pushed that hard to have anything else done. i had to quit my job because all the talking that i had to do over the phone left me seeing stars and feeling like i was constantly on the brink of passing out. with shit finances, i was forced to move back in with him.

>>3299805
Yup as stated earlier, we are cut from the same cloth

>I smoke weed
>I have job, but am high up 3rd place, so its not your typical normie shit job
>been in crypto for years
>have 1 normie friend ive convinced to get into crypto, but theyre taking baby steps, and its not the same as u guis

>>3300020
>to see me with my opinions being totally invalidated. they wanted me to be completely and utterly wrong.

Reading this infuriates me. Your parents are the reason people's kids get taken away. Not that its a good alternative, because most of them get taken to families where they're farmed with 10 other foster kids, for government money, but still.

Listen to other people's advice, but don't let anyone put you down man, get physical if you have to.

>>3299748
dude, normies can't watch Rick and Morty

>>3300120
4/4

sorry for the blogpost, my crude wording, and my crude formatting. bottom line—normal people think that they know things, and will get a kick out of making you feel like you know absolutely nothing—but, their words should bear very little weight, because they're usually not empathetic enough to understand when they should apologize for ridiculing you—a teenager—over you proposing the value of a platform.

i recently explained cryptocurrencies to someone i knew at my new job—and again, got called a young person who is still learning and doesn't know anything.
now, i only started investing when i realized that my life is going nowhere, and that i've pretty much squandered the past 7 years through gut-wrenching worrying and fear about what insensitive, relatively dull people think about me.
on august 12th and 13th, with an amount of $1900 USD, i purchased some bitcoin and ethereum. i haven't put any more money in, and at the point where the before-mentioned individual had told me the same thing that i've heard numerous times now, i was at $5000—mostly thanks to some early ZRX shills who brought it to my attention. i'm now at $8000 with pretty good gains from ADX, ARK, BNB, MCO, and ZRX—which i am holding onto for dear life.

i fully intend on hodling a few coins and assets that i have right now for months—maybe years.
i mean this very sincerely; thank you, /biz/.

>>3299925
shut up nigger

>>3300269
bitch i'm so pale i don't go out in daylight

>>3300245
dude normies watch rick and morty. i'm sorry.

normies hate aqua teen hunger force and Venture Brothers

>>3299407
The replies to this prove that the average age of /biz/ is 12

>lives with parents
>watches anime
>doesn't follow politics
>doesn't like trump
>cosplays/keeps up with the cosplay community
>eats too much soy
>loves japan

I'm fit, smart, tall, in one the best field as a career, I work hard I party hard, coke, girls, hookers, LSD, clubbing festivals for days and I'm 30.

best friends stay best friends for life, not all of them love to do the things I do but that's fine. oh did I mention that I'm a long time dom, sex without the kinky elements won't make me cum.

I'm also super good with IT (well, is the people in my field are dumbass who knows nothing about computers), I also love Lego, tonnes of Lego for decoration and stock up and sell later for profit.

Don't watch GoT but i write reviews for good movies. and ofc 10k profit in crypto since May, I admit that I'm not even good at this but I made mistakes and i learnt from them and I'm going to make it in 3-5 years.

I'm normies but also not normies. Normies mad when they see what I can do they can't do though,

>>3300313
they can't process the show in their normies brains kek

I tried and seen it myself

>>3298222
Hmm,
First Post Worst Post in this case,

Nice dubs though

>Conventional sense of humor
>Don't know much detail about things, even things they like
>Don't overthink things, including social interactions
>Narrow range of cultural interests
>Too public with their social media

guys who have women in their lives that influence their financial decisions, have no acceptance of risk, only want to buy condominiums and mutual funds
think if there were tv ads for crypto women might buy it

>offer normie friend an eth when it was $10
>he says he doesn't want it
>he sees eth is almost $400
>can I have that free eth now?

>>3299797

this is not how people live

go outside

>>3299781
This is true
And thank you, based Garvel Man


The real thing that makes normies normies is twofold:

First, a normie in the social sense, is someone who goes through life without questioning too much, and then whether they figure out they've been living a shell of a life or not, still try to escape into various forms of escapism like tv, reality shows worst of all, alcohol, drugs, etc.
Pardon my somewhat cynical and autistic wording because I really don't mean to be so cruel? sounding, but they are essentially like cows are to the farmer.

Second, in the biz or any other interested sense, a normie is simply a person who has no desire and pretty much will not have any desire in the given interest.
They're not noobs or newfags because they won't ever try (maybe until they're forced or it's too late) and this closemindedness will potentially harm them in the long run.

>>3298214
It's not the normies that are different, it's you that is different. The vanguard in a risky endeavor/market like this is of course always more risk-taking than the average, measured across the population. New ideas will be taken on first by people high in openness and start-ups are founded by people that are also high in industriousness. This is a niche, which attracts people whose psychological profile naturally steers their attention to it and makes them suitable for it. That's why the "general population" and "normie" depend on your vantage point in this case. We're not looking for some simple common denominator to characterize the "average person", but the demoninators that characterize the kind of person that gets into a thing like crypto at this point in time. E.g some upper-percentile in risk-taking = make access to crypto/info/handling less risky to attracts the vast majority which is less risk-taking. Generally complex topic to get into (have to juggle several different kinds of tasks and information, like studying the tech itself and the application, having good sources and staying on top of news, need to watch markets bc volatility, investment/trading strategies etc.) which means it requires an above average IQ to do well in. As well as time, which makes it unfeasible to get into it in any depth for anyone whose not either 1) young and has free time (flexible schedule, fewer responsibilities, no family) - 2) already in tech

etc. etc.

Look at what characterizes crypto and work backwards from that, othwise all you'll get is a NEET circlejerk about how the stooopid normies xD, which will be anyone who doesn't fit the temperamental/societal subset of people most likely to deal with crypto as it is right now.

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Anyone else wish they were a stupid normie? I feel like being to inteligent is a curse sometimes

>happily watches garbage like american idol and whatever is trending on netflix
>believes in an afterlife despite being totally illogical
>gleefully takes out a second mortgage and then a reverse mortgage when they're older thinking nothing of their kids future
>mostly feel good liberals
>genuinely entertained by the shit that plays on the radio

I feel like ignorance is bliss sometimes, lads.

>no savings
>not /fit/
>eternal wage slave
>no ambition
>no idea whats happening in the world
>can barely use a computer
>oblivious and happy

>>3300817
Shit, I screwed up words/grammar because I'm on mobile, but I hope you catch my drift.

normies are unencumbered by self-awareness

went to the bank to do a wire transfer for Gemini

they didnt really understand what crypto was when I told them and thought I was being scammed

Finally just said "just let me do the dann wire"

>>3299407
Ok computer. Settle down now.

>no understanding of political philosophy, yet always the first to spout their nonsense
>traveling is a means to climbing the social hierarchy
>taking a picture with a vietnamese orphan you will never see again = cultured
>legends in their own mind
>post and reshare anything that allows them to virtue signal
>standard gym regiment
>game of thrones, breaking bad, etc
>yeti hats and whatever else is in style
>use phrases like "How's it going?" as some sort of club password into society
>success is defined by status, income, and social approval
>groupthink
>reads 48 Laws of Power and suddenly believes they are a lion among sheep
>constantly posting tired phrases about their S/O which would signify eternal love, like, "forever and always" when 90% of relationships are destined to fail
>fears what they do not understand
>perceives themselves to be weird and different because of banal quirks that every normie has
>completely forgettable

settle down Buck-o

I am extremely high in neuroticism with shit-tier industriousness/conscientiousness yet here I am playing with crypto all day. Very high in openness though, I must admit.

now go clean your room

>>3299963
Normies don't read so of course not.

>>3298269
i first heard about crypto from one of my old colleagues who went on to work at goldmans. of my current colleagues, all of them have heard about bitcoin and a few know about other coins but none have invested. only one of them is planning to start this weekend and he first heard about crypto through spread betting xrp on plus500.

my other colleague who is interested said yesterday "did you know there's this cryptocoin called dogecoin? it's based on this internet meme from reddit and 4chan haha" i was just like "oh right haha" and tried to hide my power level

that said, i just drank my last 24hrs gains at the pub so maybe i am the normie

>>3299398
b is fine actually. most normies would last there for 3 seconds.

pol is also full of shit that normies wouldnt ubderstabd like ancaps memes and shit. Also all the racism would make them flock back to facebook.

>>3299398
how the fuck is r9k normie?

>>3299407
I feel so fucking old for knowing what this is

>>3298360
GoT is good, retard. Other than a couple of deus ex events like the ice dragon busting up a 200 ft thick ice wall in seconds, the plot is solid.

The rest of the list is alright.

>>3298214
>Explain dad i did x2 on a week
>Look me strange and refuse to believe
>Cash back at x12
>He thinks im on some kind of mafia.
>He now act really strange towards me.

We are all normies to someone on this planet, there's always someone more redpilled than you.
But I would say normies are completely manipulated by politics in general. They have absolutely no idea what's behind the curtain (so do I, to a lesser extent)

>>3300624
Right, exactly. I would add that at their core, normies simply do not question many things in life. They follow conventional, even pre-determined paths in life, and assume whatever is on the surface. They dont really delve any deeper or think past whats right in front of them. No critical thinking, really.

So naturally, normies dont care about crypto, because crypto is not mainstream, and normies are the essence of mainstream.

>>3300371
> dubs
those are trips you fuckin normie scum

>>3301644
Crypto its been shilled so hard now, im kind of scared.

>>3301699
Lol no dats dubs.

>>3301699
No, you dumbfuck. 222 are dubs. Trips would be 333
Fucking newfags

>>3298214
>goes out on Friday nights
>moralfag
>thinks government is there to protect him
>believes what MSM is telling
>pays to watch popular shows like GoT

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>>3301749
el mao

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>>3299407
the best they ever made

>>3300245
>>3300313
Rick and Morty is for normies. It's just for normies with iqs of 105-115.

>>3299805
>What am I?

a self important fuck who can't shut up about himself

>>3301454
Its not that old dude

>>3302058
normies watch archer. smart normies watch rick and morty. redpillers dont watch tv.

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>>3299407
This is the most autistic and funniest greentext I have ever read

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>>3298269

>>3299556
I have all of these but I had to fake my whole persona just to get it. My entire life feels like a big lie.

>>3302150
in case you were wondering, it's fitter happier by radiohead

>>3300369
I see normies post shitty memes about Rick and Morty all the time it's fucking annoying

Rick and morty is a turbo normie show my dude

>>3302296
i read it and thought "where's the bit about wearing sunscreen"

>>3300842
It just looks like you described Boomer scum not a normie

>>3302316
but... but....is the closest thing that can give me pleasure from TV (I need to download it and watch it on TV)

>>3301492

>plot is solid

>ravens literally fly hundreds of miles in mere hours to deliver a message
>one of the main character dies, but fuck it, mutter a few words and bring him back to life with no consequences because everyone likes him.
>Literal anime battle "you've grown so strong, senpai" between arya and brienne
>Deus ex machina in almost every scene were a main character is expected to die
>Armies travelling hundreds of miles, in perfect ranks, in mere hours.
>besides the script, cast hasn't ready any source material, literally don't know where king's landing is on a map

in before I'm called autistic.

>>3298642
yeah see this is the real problem because I look like a normie/chad and am in uni so I have to repress the autism, but I want to find some autismos here, fucc

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>>3300842
>Careless with money
>Bad taste in entertainment
>religious beliefs

dosen't fully make you a normie. Here is a normie calculator from r9k, have fun.

>>3302296
I don't listen to music

>>3299805
>self adjusted autist
i think you described me

>>3299433
>>3299693
>>3299781
>>3299843
>>3299836
ITT: plebs

>>3302296
Is this the newfag test

>>3300046
>wanting to live in non-coastal buttfuck nowhere cities
you don't have to be a boring hick to be non-normie

>>3301526
Nice larping, faggot.

>>3302382
You can watch a show you like without being a normie. I just personally hate the Rick memes about being able to prove stuff mathematically. I don't know if you've ever seen them. Just people using a meme unironically to try and come across as intelligent on fagbook.

>>3298360
I used to love ASOIAF and I talked about it to normies about the series after the first trailer, back then they looked at me like weird some nerd saying noone will watch my D&D series.
Now they can't shut up about it and I even began to hate the show after the 3rd season when the jews began to write their own shit diverging from the story of Martin, it's like everytime they touch something it becomes automatically dumbed down and disgusting.
Normies are filth.

>>3299748
That's wrong, normies aren't nihilists, they care far too much about norms and opinions of others for that, real nihilists are actually people philosophically motived.
Normies are empty and just comply to social pressure, in nazi germany they would hate the jews just because it's the thing to do but they wouldn't know why they hate them, in USSR they would be strong supporter of the party but wouldn't have read Marx or would not be able to tell you what is capitalism.
Normies are more sheeps than humans.

>>3302404
Ok aside from some time-warp issues and lots of major characters getting saved at the last minute in the last season, pretty solid. Really solid up to the most recent season.

Now they killed Littlefinger and there's no more meaningful plot twists. Oh gosh, I wonder if the army of the Dead will win or not derp!

>>3302404
The show does a poor job of communicating time scale because it has to show a ton of things happening in an hour.
The ravens have been said to be stronger fliers than pigeons in universe, so they should be able to sustain an average speed of more than 50-90 mph for 400+ miles. Their ravens aren't like ours and have been bred for the task.
Main characters die all the time. I can only count two with actual plot armor at the moment, but plot armor can be revoked pretty quickly in GoT.
Aria is a fucking ninja god now, but the fight wasn't to show off. It was to threaten Littlefinger and cause him to make a move (and that 4d chess move worked really well).
There's a VERY good reason why specific characters were revived by the lord of light. They are important for some larger machinations than we're privy to at the moment, but the reasoning is clear.

You're autistic.

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>>3302683
>/biz/: Business and Finance

>>3298214
My normie friend told me he wanted to drop $10k into bitcoin, so I wrote him up instructions on how to buy and how to keep coins safe. That was a month and a half ago.

>>3302573

Or maybe the jews did that because most of his stories have to altered to be presentable to a large audience.
No one wants to watch an episode were nothing but pointless conversation happen.

Also, talking to acquaintances about your own interests and then asking them to invest their time into something that they don't care about is retarded. No one is going to give a shit about the new book or show you like if they aren't already your friend.
You should've asked what things they liked first and worked ASOIAF as recommendation. Also, normies don't have time to read, they're too busy fucking chads/staceys, let alone fucking fantasy books with the shittiest cover art.

Biggest indicators imo

> Unreliable

> Lack of self responsibility

> Holds strong convictions and opinions on certain subjects but doesn't know why

>>3302447
According to that I'm a cyborg but I consider myself slightly strange

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>>3300817
thank you so much for this, you're a great writer

>>3298214
A bubble happened.

>>3302496
This.
>Not recognising Radiohead.
I'll preheat the oven.

>>3298214
everyone itt should go to
>>>/r9k/
and also kill themselves

>>3302447
I'm a normalfag and need to leave

I also suck ass at buying the dip

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>>3298214
Become the "Smart Chad", or forever be unfulfilled.

You must at least appear as the Smart Chad and act as they do in order to reach maximum fulfillment. Become what all normies dream they were. Become what they know is best deep down inside

>>3299556
Yeah fuck no. Being a normie is not about having stuff, it's more about having no independent, deep thought.

>>3302447
this is stupid because it's implying that being a normalfag or chad is better then being "cyborg" or "slightly strange". Those things only matter if your concern is fitting with the mainstream idea of what success is.

There are plenty of successful people who are much less happy then those are content with little and have less mainstream interests.

>>3302447
>>3302806
I'm also considered as a cyborg, but identify as slightly strange, just because of Elliot

>>3301492
Dude you sound like my normie coworkers. Fuck those losers, talking about got at 9 in the morning while I'm still fucked up. Also their jobs are so boring that only a retard can keep doing without killing himself. I guess everyone has their place in the job market.

>>3302447
129 but definitely not a chad
i'd consider myself on the slightly strange/normalfag border

>>3298222
Trips of truth

>>3303044
what kind of jobs and how much do they earn

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Can someone rate me? I attended school, have after school job, pay for my own utilities gas, food, clothes, etc. Very friendly but the only people I have worthwhile friendships with are a few other productive friends who care about making money and being dependent. Think outside the box and study engineering. But spend all my free time studying anything stock related, occasionally browsing /biz. Left gf because work is more important than her. Really spend any extra time I have getting extra hours at work and study crypto most of the time at work. Am I normie?

was there a psyop to discredit crypto?

>>3302683
Yeah, no even if they're able to fly 50-90mph (if that was true, then archers would have a really fucking hard time shooting them down) they still wouldn't have been able to deliver messages fast enough to certain location in westeros. Unless the map in the show shrinks conveniently.
Besides birds, humans in game of thrones ( which for the most part are normal) can't travel hundreds of miles in hours.
Convenient plot armor with sick ass dodge stats is always worn by Jon Snow (besides his fake death), in the battle with ramsey bolton he was hailed
with a barrage of arrows that seeming killed everyone next to him, but he remained alive. Then he was trampled but miraculously managed to submerge. Then littlefinger shows up out of nowhere at the most opportune time to rescue him.
Arya is not a ninja god at all, she didn't fully complete her training in the show, and that fight was more for the fans then it was for the show. There was no way that arya knew that little finger was planning to turn the sisters against each other at that point, and her ability to read people would only make him look untrustworthy.

I'm fine if certain characters are revived by the lord of light, but that removes consequences to their actions. All they need is a red priest to revive him back. I think they should've done Jon Snow the same way as Caitlyn, with a swollen, ugly, corpse-like face, unable to fully talk because of her previous wounds.

There is no known repercussions for Jon being dead for so long besides scar tissue.

>>3300423
kek, worse than biz beggars

>>3303067

> Capable of self analysis and reflection

Not a normie

>>3301492
Game of Normies is bad and you should feel bad

>Choose Life
>Choose a job
>Choose a career
>Choose a family
>Choose a fucking big television
>Choose washing machines, cars
compact disc players and electrical tin openers >Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance
>Choose fixed interest mortage repayments >Choose a starter home
>Choose your friends
>Choose leisurewear and matching luggage >Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics
>Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
>Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth
>Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home
>nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself
>Choose your future
>Choose life

>>3298269
Just don't tell normies about crypto. Let them miss out on it.
There is nothing worse than a normie bragging about how the 20€ he "invested" in bitcoin turned into 40, and all other normies around the table saying wow... I wanted to kill myself, but instead I kept quite not letting them know that my lambo is on its way

>>3298214
>What are your thoughts on normies?

gas

>How can you tell if someone is a normie, what is your number one way of telling if someone is a normie?

talking shit without knowing anything; very prone to dunnan kruger.

>Also : Tell us some stories of when you tried to convince a normie to get into crypto? What ended up happening?

just let me talk and nodded politely. no action followed.

>>3301644
That's something I always wondered.
Is it possible that there "layers" of consciousness and that most people just aren't capable reflecting their motives or actions?
Why aren't people fascinated by philosophy, art or science?
It just seems like they don't even care about those things.

>>3302655
agreed, they are sheeps

>>3303137
damn...deep

>>3302447
>tfw 126
wtf this calculator is rigged I'm definitely "slightly strange"

>>3299398
b, r9k and pol... you couldn't have picked 3 less normie boards...
Other than that I agree with u

>>3303106
Sweet. I'm 17 btw, I've tried to talk to friends about crypto but they say it's a waste of time, as they go waste money on useless shit. So I don't really talk to people much unless its people who care about where their life is heading. I don't even like spending money, just love watching it grow. Love to go out camping for a couple nights and come back and watch the portfolio grow a bit, would rather do that then hang with filthy normies at parties wasting their money.

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Dostevsky knew about the normie in the 1800s

The bugman

>>3299713
Yeah one time I went to work with a breaking bad tshirt that my sister gave me like 3 years ago and this fucking normie who I barely even knew tried to chat me up about bb. Other colleagues talk about fucking haircuts, holyday trips (fuck spending 2k on a week long vacation) or their children. Like I would give a fuck about your children, you are an ugly fuck and so are they. It's not all bad tho, probably only about half of my colleagues are normies.

>>3302775
Just by this I respect you more than most people I know.

>drinks occasionaly
>drives around
>hangs out
>sits on couches
>eats friends chips
>eats dinner at a table
>thinks about the present
>creates opportunity
>enjoys life
>drinks wine
>plays baseball
>watches football
>eats snickers
>drinks from plastic water bottles
>never orders chicken tenders when out
>always eats out
>never ate alone once
>had a girlfriend or boyfriend in highschool
>has contacts on phone
>likes to wake up
>skin is tan
>goes to the beach on a good day
>bikes occasionally when feeling "nerdy"
>practices his golf swing
>has that one friend
>friends usually create some wacky story for him once in a while
>vacation in some tropical resort
>snapchat
>never had an empty passenger seat
>childhood dog
>apple phone
>white earbuds
>has a pair of dinner clothes
>has shoes for multiple occasions
>sometimes flosses
>not always
>sams going to come over
>wife left the cat outside
>did you remember to buy what i asked you
>next week
>oh were going to "" tomorrow dont forget
>lists on the fridge
>rebellious teens
>good friends with parents
>can look their father in the eye
>helps mom with the cooking
>goes to the chiropractor every week
>doesnt think about the past unless the "funny embarrassing past story" conversation comes up
>smiles in bed
>cries to game of thrones
>uses dry toilet paper
>thinks everyones equal
>feels sorry for the autistic kid working at the food court
>uses a baby stroller
>dry crackers in the cupboard
>no more coffee beans

>>3302953
And when you use terms like "normies" and "NEETS" and "Chads" they have implied connotations relating to mainstream idea of what success is, which is what this thread is about.

Success comes in many forms, be it academical, social and spiritual. I don't think a truly successful person can be "unhappy" but I'm sure that many partially successful people can be happy. And a truly successful person is purely hypothetical because people can't be perfect. That meme quiz is supposed to show how you measure up to /r9k/'s notion of an ideal person.

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>>3303138
Soon, brother.

Soon....

>>3303251

Sounds like you have a high time preference, it's a good characteristic

Don't forget to treat yourself occasionally though, that's important too

>>3299769
Depends on who you're smoking with tbqh. I kinda miss my high school class, those kids were smart chads who were not afraid to lay back and shoot the shit.

the worst kind of normies are leftists :

they are 100% completely seting themself according to the mainstream. they literally have no souls, no brain on their own.

most disgusting.

>>3299775
A student. Enjoy it while it lasts.

>>3303106

this

>>3303356
Thanks for the opinion. I like talking with people who have higher maturity like you. I realize how much social life is important so I like to find those good relationships with friends, but it's just rare since most people my age are only talking about drugs, sex, or social media. I just like to be productive and happy. And treating myself is good advice, because I tend to over stress myself with things.

>>3299375
This. So many times I've had someone tell me they don't understand it and that it's a scam IN THE SAME SENTENCE. Like holy shit, do you hear yourself? Disregarding anything you don't understand without making any attempt to is the normie way.

>>3303277
>plastic water bottles

whats wrong with that

> Reddit
> Starbucks
> Cards Against Humanity
> Stand-up comedy
> Rick and Morty
> "Science"
> Reddit shoes
> Paying with your phone

>>3303503

Hormone disrupting chemicals in certain plastics

By certain I mean most

>he wants to own a lambo
>he needs anything other than food, sleep and sex to be happy
>he doesn't care about his health and longevity
>he doesn't plan to leave his children a fortune

>>3303528
how do you drink your water?

>>3303511
Hey. Sebastian Maniscalco is /ourguy/

>>3302141
Rubbish, Rick and Morty is not smart humour. It appeals to the lowest common denominator. It is an animated series with catch phrases for God's sake.

>>3303559

Glass or steel containers

The main risk comes from reusing containers, heat (from washing) increases the leaching of chemicals. If you use a plastic bottle once it's usually fine

>>3303626
dont forget all the stupid fuck analyzing the shit out of it and trying to make predictions

>>3302447
>46
Man the physical and Accomplisment section kind of fucked me up, but I managed to balance it out buy geting some really low scores in Mental and Social

>>3303583

Any recommendations? Or are you trying to trick me into watching normie stand up

>>3298214
>Bitcoin is up, why don't you cash out before it crashes and buy a house?
>Houses are the best investment you can make

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I can contribute to this thread. I went with one of my friends to visit another friend at Fresno State. While there I was telling both of them about cryptos but particularly eth and btc. The dumbass who goes to fsu told my friend that all these cryptocurrencies are "ponzi schemes" and he hates me now. Glad to never talk to that retard again. I no longer talk to people about coins unless they bring it up to me first. a couple of my firends have already given me thanks for showng them eth and xmr.
>also a good way to spot normies is anyone whi is even slightly left leaning.
>pic related filthy communists

>he talks to people

>>3299853
>following rules other people set for you

>>3303662
Are you something like a buddha?

>>3303768

Are you asking me if I'm an autist?

>>3303798

fug, why did my ID change

>>3302447
im okay with 108

>>3303138
i am poor but i turned 115 into 340 in a month am I a normie?

>>3303830
*440

>>3302447
>TFW when finally achieved Chad status

>>3303985
nice

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>>3304156
It's been a long journey many years in the making. Take the iron pill.

>>3303985
>TFW when

you definitely made it anon

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>>3304246
It's the Chad status. I can't enjoy anime anymore. Stopped fapping. Even have a stable income.

>>3303689
Houses are a good investment though

>>3303662
>reusing plastic bottles
Who does that

>>3302447
75 Cyborg :c

>>3304455

Normies and soyboys

>>3303511
More like (((Science)))

>>3304703

Bill Nye the Science Goy

>>3298642
This is actually difficult because I'm pretty sure that everyone here tries to hide it's powerlevel.

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>>3304786
good luck finding us

>>3304786
>>3304845
I just assume every time I see a janitor or garbage man or something that he browses 4chan.

fuck you guys, GoT is dopeeeee

>>3299805
normie.
NORMIE.
NORMIE YOU ARE A NORMIE AND NOTHING MORE.
if anything you're a failed normie, even worse

why is normie a bad thing anyway, this is the bit i dont understand, surely having a girlfriend or job doesnt have to be bad.

if youre implying negative connotations like boringness and conformity to the label normie, youre falling for the same meme that attachs degenerate behavious like lying and impulsiveness to the term gambler.

if being called a gambler annoys you like some have posted ITT, its because you have the same narrow outlook as the person attaching negative shit to the name. grow a mind of your own and either accept that you actually are a gambler or ignore the insult given you dont live the degenerate lifestyle the person saying it attachs to the word.

> muh trading
trading is gambling you fucking retard, youre making a bet that the price will go one way and not the other, your staking money on something thats going to happen in the future.


same goes for calling people normie imo, world isnt black and white, calling somebody a normie doesnt make them a cunt and even if somebody does have normie traits it doesnt mean they will have all of them.

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Succinct

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>>3299009
What better to destroy a blockchain than a blockbuster?

>>3303168
Because they're already satisfied with relationships, friends and having fun. When you have a successful career and a loving partner, all this robot stuff seems boring af in comparison. The reason why many autists become interested in such stuff in the first place is because they're social failures. Plain and simple.