Prostitute at corporate event?

No. You'd be better off buying weights, a haircut and form fitting suit with the money, eating right, working out and then banging the drunk cougars when they see all your sick gains.

Yes get a gym membership people will notice

>>1598860

Not kidding: there's a high chance some guy there will recognize her.

more people use escorts than they admit, esp working married guys with fat/tedious mom/wives

test

>>1598889
I'm wondering whether OP would be the guy who brought an escort to a corporate party or as the guy whose girlfriend is an escort.

>>1598865
lol@this normie advice

enjoy wasting your time bro.

>>1598860

Prob not a good idea.

You don't know any pretty girl that you can just ask to join you so you don't look like a dummy?

>>1598889
>>1598931

kek this

also other ways it can backfire:
>Hey anon, how did you and x meet?
>Hey anon, how has x been doing?

>>1598860
Well first off meet with her WELL before the event. I've hired three. Two of them were total bitches, both stole from me. The third is absolutely lovely. If they think they can get money out of you without service, they will. So don't pay them in advance, and make sure they don't wear slutty clothes. It will be very embarrassing for you if they find out. Very.

>>1599113
Just say you broke up with her and if they ask how you met just make some shit up. You act like this is hard.

>>1598933

>all these excuses
And this is exactly why you're still a virgin loser creep.

>>1598860
You better pray that no one else at that company knows who she is. If anyone gets wind of the fact that you brought a prostitute to a white collar function you're done.

>>1598865
/thread

>>1598860
Bad idea. better ask a female friend for the job, doesn't have to be very pretty

>>1599249
I doubt op has any female friends since he considered using a prostitute.

>>1598860
I love her feet

>>1598865
>>1598873
faggots please leave
>>>/fit/
>>>/fa/

>>1598860
Can we let the pug watch?

>>1598865
Exactly my nigga