How much do you steal from work?

>>1536475
Degenerate (you)

nothing, don't shit where you eat

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Quite a bit

>>1536475
I give taxi drivers a massive tip when on business trips. More often than not I'll get a wad of blank receipts. If I walk/ get the tube all week I can usually get 15 - 20 fake receipts through on expenses.

I made £230 on my last trip.

>>1536603
Explain

2 water bottles a day

>>1536475

I usually bring a pen home in my pocket and forget to bring it back for a couple of days. Also I think I'm in the upper half of eaters when we have lunches, speaking in terms of volume.

Sometimes i fill my car up with flower pots and baskets when nobody is there they have so fucking many of them they dont even notice

Just I print some e-books

>>1536609
I don't understand what else there is to explain?

>>1536609
I think he is talking about reimbursement for travel expenses.

$10 in quarters a day

I don't do any work for 80% of the time that I'm there

>>1536475

My time

Every hour not working productively is an average 40$ pretax in my pockets

I wonder what percentage of people do. I don't anymore but about 10 years ago I worked as a cashier and I wasn't allowed to ring items up or buy items while on the clock, so on a few occasions (maybe.. 3-5 tops), I'd take a water or soft drink and just drink it. Would have paid for it if they let me.

>>1536603

Pretty much this. I knew a guy who worked a side job doing massage therapy and he would pick up gas receipts and similar that other people just throw away. Apparently he made some mad savings claiming them on his returns.

I know somebody who works as a bank branch manager. Every week he goes through thousands of dollars of coins, takes silver ones and replaces them with regular ones...e.g. takes the silver quarter and replaces it with a regular quarter. The numismatic value of the coins adds up, so a quarter might potentially be worth ~$4, "stealing" $3.75 from work.

He has thousands of dollars of silver coins stashed away, all sourced from work.

[spoiler]that person is me[/spoiler]

Stealing is wrong.

>>1538154

Used to do that back at my old job. Old farts would sometimes come in and pay for coffee with old bills they found stuffed in an old suit or in a jar in their closet. I've got a few Canadian $1 bills this way. Got a few 1986 $5 bills but they've been circulated so they aren't going to be worth shit for a few more decades. Don't think I'd ever sell them though. It's nice to have a few things around the house with history behind them.

>>1536475

Possibly 1000$ in tools and wage theft.

>>1536475
I work 8-9 hours a day. Of those, I idle about 1-4 every day. I steal about 20% of my income Id say

>>1538176
Yeah it's good shit. Somebody came in a few weeks ago, you could tell they were cleaning out a dead relative's stash of old coins. They had a 1879 morgan dollar, swapped it for $1 and it's worth maybe $24 in good condition.
It's the little things that keep us going..

I deliver food. Sometimes I will take a box and redo the pallet so it's hollow in the center. Sometimes I don't even have to steal. I was delivering ice cream and asked for a sample jokingly. They gave me a whole box that had 6 tubs of ~$12 ice cream.

>>1536656

A pen? You're nuts. A regular John Dillinger, is what you are.

>>1538084
This. But I figure if they wanted me to work they'd give me something to do so is it _really_ stealing?

>>1538408
Besides, I figure the contractors steal several orders of magnitude more with their bungling.

I took a Sharpie Pen from my workplace (Staples) today

>>1536487
See. It's phrases like this that make me come back to this board

>>1536475
I take those glorious $15 fountain pens.

No one knows I've been hoarding them all.

I work at chickfila and I usually sneak a fry or nugget each batch and then I'll sneak a sandwich home.

>>1536475
Nothing, because I'm not poor or a nigger.

I work at a restaurant. I "steal" (take with permission) food from there all the time. Probably hundreds of dollars over the years I've worked here

>>1536475
Like 25k a year

>>1538187

Haha everybody look! A wagie slavie pretending he "steals" work by not "working as hard as he usually does" after lunch

>>1538955
Valet, btw

>>1538964
Going through the cars or unclaimed tips?

>>1538970
Charging customers the valet fee and giving their valet stub to the next customer. Repeat

>>1538187
>>1538963
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goldbricking

>>1536475

I stole a bunch of iPods from a big box retailer when I worked in their warehouse and loss prevention, lol.

Back when iPods were $300-400, a lot of models came in these slimmer packages that I could tuck into my waste.

I'd first put a few away into an empty bin or unattended corner in the warehouse, when they came off a shipment, and then take one to the bathrooms and tape it to my waist. As a security guy, I would never get checked out on exit. Must have lifted around $10k worth in a few months but stopped when it was getting loud in their loss reports and when they found on of my prepared "caches".

Still don't know how or why I pulled it off, it was extremely reckless and I'm a very straight kind of guy since then.

>>1538154
i do this at my work. im a cashier and my manager gives no fucks. if i see a coin i like, i grab it and swap it with another. silver quarters, dimes, nickels, wheat pennies

>>1536475

self employeed, so cant

my second job was at a movie theater, worked there for almost 2 years

The amount of candy, soda, nachos, hotdogs, and pretzels i consumed during those times is incalculable

also if i knew you and you came to my line if i was forced to do concession, you walked away like a king. I would load my friends up with stuff literally until they were dropping things, thats when I knew I gave you enough

>>1536679

Why are we not talking about this post?

>>1539120
how would one even respond to this post
>>>/b/

>>1536603
do you pick up recipts from the floor or something?