Tell me your elevator pitch /biz/.
"I'm gonna fuck your wife"
>>1386412
fuck off is this the only way you can get people to reply to you
>>1386400
I want to start a food truck business in the south. It will be operated by illegal immigrants for less than minimum wage. They will only operate during lunch hours around construction areas, guaranteeing hungry construction worker customers and no idle employees.
>>1386400
You provide the kneepads, i will do the rest
>>1386400
>>1386400
I come to the hiring manager with kneepads in hand.
Me: "Eyo, wanna buy some burgerz?"
Them: "W-what."
Me: "Lemme suck your dick."
Starting $250,0000 any job I want.
Buy low
>sell high