NEET thread

get fucked ottar

>>1096256
?
Salty wagecuck?

Those 70 cents won't be enough to pay for the health problems you will get later.

>>1096268
Health problems? But I use my abundance of free time to stay in tip-top physical condition, like alll real NEETs.

>>1096270
400lbs at 5'5 isn't tip-top condition.

>>1096273
I'm 230 pounds at 6 feet.

>>1096274
Still obese.

tell them to unban me from 4chat

>>1096277
...who are you?

File: bro.jpg (1MB, 1170x900px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1170x900px

>>1096253
Yep, living on my parents allowance, chilled as fuck and don't have to pay a dime. Pic very much related.

>>1096253
Wouldn't practicing writing and programming be a better use of your time? How much do you spend on food?

>Just turned 18 last month
>still in high school
>know HTML/CSS, Javascript, Jquery, Angular, Python, and some PHP
>thought I would be able to find an internship no problem
>already have 4 different places tell me that there are no intern positions available and I don't have the requirements for the actual job
>live in hick town in Tennessee and those 4 places we're my only chance
>live a little less than an hour outside of Nashville, but no car
I really don't want to be a McDonald's wagecuck like my friends, but how tf can I make some $$$
At least enough to buy a car

>>1097649
>tf

I want to strangle you.

>>1097649
>know blah blah

So you have actual experience with them? Did you link employers to samples of your work? Or have you just done hello world and pulled up some source code one time?

>>1097659
I link them to my website. I'm pretty confident with all of them except PHP.
I designed business cards in HTML/CSS so I could just hand out examples of my work, but no one in hickville understands cumputer talk or needs websites

>>1097649
you live in the US, know some programming/design, you could apply to remote jobs as a junior, sell websites or whatever...

>Just turned 18 last month
you are not even a NEET

>>1097673
Have you tried going to small businesses and offering to build them a site? Also what about remote work? When I was looking it seemed like most of the stuff was webdev (which I don't do)

>>1097680
I recently made an upwork account, so hopefully that goes well. Never really considered going to local businesses. I'll give it a try tho

>>1097688
You can also try flexjobs. Its like $12/month. I spent two months on there and found something then cancelled. It might be a bit more competitive so with no job history idk. Also like I said I'm not webdev but I did see listings for it

>>1097673
>>1097688
go ask >>>/sci/wdg instead

>>1097704
fuck, I meant >>>/g/wdg ...