I have a supernatural gift for making crypto prices rise and fall at will. I can raise them by selling them and lower them by buying them. How can I use my powers for Good(profit)?
Tell me which ones are you going to buy at which moment. I will share 50%of the profits
>>2393181
By making the Eth price go through the roof.
Do it for me, anon.
Raise LMC and you'll be my god for the rest of my pathetic life.
Join the volunteering team to send this coin into the next galaxy:
https://discord.gg/fMZtmTg
Looking for
>marketers
>social media managers
>developers
>designers
>translators
>others
On C-CEX since yesterday, already up to 6 sats and rising. Blockfolio lists Mooncoin now with C-CEX support. We are serious about this now, dip into it if you can and want. We can make it happen through meme magic and as a community.
>buy mooncoin
>xfer to personal wallet
>wait 18 hours
>funds still not there
>wonder why
Oh, because literally no one is mining it to confirm transactions except three basement trolls who rigged a blender to solve blocks.
I'd be all in for meme gains but this shit takes forever to move anywhere.
It's on blockfolio, lift off will happen, you can get in early.
>>2297351
no1 cares
this is a scam and everyone buying it is in on the scam all scamming eachother together
including me who got in at 1sat and hoping to scam someone soon with my sweet gains
Looking for the next pump?
THIS IS IT GUYS!
>Low amount of coins
>New Coins
>Will switch to POS in 2 weeks, (Currently POW to get fair distribution)
>Backed by a huge company in Slovenia.
We are a whale group that is about to pump this shit to 20k sats... GET IN, OR STAY POOR!
You can get it on: https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/
I'M IN... TOO DA MOON BOOYS
Can you stop posting about this already? I'm not done accumulating.
Let's 5x our money anons... LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
HOLY SHIT BUY BUY BIY
>>2393088
once that bot fucks off it will
the faggot using is fucking up his own potential gains
I was literally a second from buying when it mooned. Fuck me.
>>2393088
Shit just spiked HARD, i refreshed and had an extra 100euro
Anyone else mortgaging their house for memecoins
>>2297349
that sounds like a great idea
>yfw you realize we just passed the bear trap
>yfw the bull run hasn't even begun
BUY BUY BUY
>>2297347
Bubble popping soon, don't buy these bags.
>>2297347
What is this?
>>2297374
total market cap
Screencap this
Everyone who bought, meet up at /biz/ tomorrow for a celebration thread
15 REP checking in
50 REP checking in
666 just waiting on that sweet release date *.*
>Go on a paddle boat while plastered
>Dumbass friend jumps to the other side, throws boat off balance
>boat tips, dive into the water
>phone sinks into the abyss
I had 2fa and now I cant access my funds and I need to fucking sell things FUCK
>>2297344
kys
if that was google authenticator you can get your authentification back
>>2297344
Did you write down the code they gave you?
As long as you have that code, then no problem.
If you don't have that code you need to get on the line with tech support FAST.
Is this shit gonna moon soon?
Yes, it is, just like all meme coins
Dead coin
Any anons who work as freelance translators? Where do you get started? Is upwork a good place to look for gigs? There are no pajeets who lower rates for my language pairs.
>>2297264
Upwork is shit but if you know your way it's easy to scam your client. Google Translate isn't obvious anymore so you can start with that. Lowballing pajeets are the easiest to scam.
I've just opened with some professional traders a new selective pump group "Selective traders"
We will be selecting best pumpers among you , the ones who have a good investing amount , who follow the rules and instructions :)
We're also recruiting admins :)
You can join us here : https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAAw1eD8JYkkuq3mVKA
Dont be so vocal bro. I can promise threads like this is why the feds will be regukating the shit out of crypto soon. You can literally go to jail for intentionally pumping and dumping in stocks. Soon to be coins.
Do your thing but dont advertise it.
>>2297415
You're right, but any regulating body would look at OPs group and just laugh at how little gains they make.
>>2297415
Ur an idiot this isnt no stock market.
I use all of my saving to buy a flip house for $130K, work night and day for 4 months to make it beautiful, but the market has a downturn, I ran out of money and I end up having to dump it for a $2k loss. The Jews who bought it rented it out for 5 years and just sold it for $190k and did nothing new to it.
I'm such a fucking loser
>>2392789
Oh well. You've still got your health.
>>2392789
This is why it's best not to try and climb above your station in life, anons. I've tried 5 times now with school and work and marriage and business and got the shit kicked out of me every single fucking time.
>>2392789
in addition to being a loser, you're a barely function retard who is too stupid to realize that this has NOTHING to do with politics.
how about you actually kill yourself and fuck off, you corpulent, shit stinking mongrel?
what exactly happened here?
pump and now he wants to dump his coins? but what's the point of the wall?
*GUP is the coin sry
put all my money into it easy 10% win
I know we are about shitposting and shilling and evading taxes. But I'm a faggot that doesn't want to be pounded in the ass by a nigger rapist in prison for evading taxes.
What is stopping a miner from registering as a business and writing off like 90% of it as business expense.
>Equipment (mobo's, gpu's box fans, tendies, etc)
writeoff
>Electricity
writeoff
>office ie. garage
writeoff
>losses in market from trading
writeoff
I'm kinda seeing no negatives to this strategy. I guess you could file an 8949 for capital gains, but the business angle just seems so much better.
Anyone do this? Where are the holes in logic?
Nothing. But you don't "register as a business."
Incorporate yourself. For something like "mining" I'd say probably an LLC. In you report for the SoS, legally speaking, you could probably get away with claiming that you;
"Rent/lease equipment to users over the internet" since your mining is supporting the blockchain.
However "writeoff" doesn't mean "free." The items of value you receive for the rental will have to be declared and you will pay taxes on it when you pay yourself.
The "writeoff" is the expense involved compared to your profit, which is capital that isn't spent at the end of a fiscal year. Also electricity is a utility and depending on where you are you can't "write it off."
The holes in the logic are that you seem to have gotten your info about what businesses do from an echo chamber of "normies" who get their ideas from movies and TV and shit.
Starting and running a business is expensive as fuck. And the idea that people have that businesses or employees can "write it off" and not pay taxes (or get reimbursed? I'm not sure what these retards think happens) is fucking hilarious.
You're going to pay taxes if you incorporate. The difference is that you will only pay taxes on your salary while the business will pay any revenue taxes, unless like I said you're an LLC or S-Corp and the business pays the tax up front and you get your dividends from the shares.
But your corp has to have employees, and you have to be one if you're operating the shit. So you have to be paid a salary. This isn't optional.
I wouldn't do it, unless you're planning on doing some heavy research on business laws and tax code for your state.
>>2297245
Nothing, except that you have to pay taxes after you break even
>>2297475
damnit. ok i guess 8949 it is.
BUY BUY BUY MOON TRIP IS TAKING OFF
hype for a temporarily broken coin apparently works
>>2297275
It'll jump 1500 sats the day it's fixed.
>>2297240
How can it go to the moon when it's not working?