> work for software startup company as a qa engineer
> company has shit product because management is incompetent
> be me, start fight with VP of engineering because of how incompetent he is
> no fear of being fired because I know hes too incompetent to fire people
> head of design sends out an article on design over email to whole company
> ceo replies to email and says we should all be following this process
> read the article
> its literal technobabble clickbait written by literally who
> reply to CEO, tell him that article was bad and he should feel bad for endorsing it
> tell him it wouldn't pass a high school english class
> ceo sends email back telling me to stop complaining and be ready to pitch ideas for the company process
> CCs my boss and the VP of engineering
> 1 week passes
> job description is now "do whatever the fuck you want, because you are the only person here who really gives a shit"
> see marketing propaganda for my company on a new hires desk
> read it
> Its a good design but terribly written
> Pull out 3 colors of pens, black, red, and purple
> anotate the ever loving fuck out of our marketing team's mediocre propaganda
> put sticky note on it which reads: "Dan. I like this design, hope to see more like it. The English needs work tho, comments inside"
> leave it on his desk, hes the Director of Marketing
> tfw I just promoted myself from QA engineer to professional hater
>>2354493
thanks for your blog.
looking forward to chapter 2 when you inevitably get shitcanned over your delusions of grandeur and arrogance.
>>2354504
OP blown the fuck out
your writing sucks too faggot
Hey /biz/,
Got a question. I sent 0.44 ETH (All my ETH lol)
to an address that it gave me while setting up my eth wallet
Now it shows I have 4 different addresses but NONE are the address I sent the ETH too, It did ask me to create a password for it, I remember the password for it but theres no way i can manually enter the credentials for my ether into it.
If I lose all my funds, would any of you be generous enough to donate like 0.01 ETH or something?
0x78dDA47B2a2bDCDDd79788402386b7410b4d548d
>>2463247
Phone call support or you copy pasted wrong
>0.44 eth(all my eth)
I don't give charity to dumb poor niggas
>>2463261
Can you give me a Number for support?
I have the transaction on bittrex still of the address i sent to.
Are you using 1Broker.cc to get some passive income?
What are your favourite traders?
How much did you gain?
Do you trade yourself? Post your profile.
Cryptotrading soon.
You can trade forex,stocks and crypto with Bitcoin and you will gain based on Bitcoin, so even if Bitcoin doubles in price you will still get the percentage you have made with the trade. In short, you wont end up with less Bitcoin on a profitable trade. Next Month it will launch Cryptocurrency trading.
The best thing about it is that you can copy traders and let them use their expertise to make you money, while they get a 10% cut of the profit from your copied trade.
I put in 1 Bitcoin and simply analysed the trades of some active traders, like how they handle losses and if they try to get greedy when things go very well. After a Month I am now at 1.87 Bitcoin, 0.3 of these alone during the last week.
This seems like a good way to make some passive income on the side or to simply take a break from shitcoin "trading".
>>2351539
There is a small fee for making trades, you are entering at a bit of a higher price than the market and you sell for a little less than the market. It should come to 0.10% to 0.25% per trade, so just like crypto exchanges.
Copied trades are literally copies, but you only get 90% of the profit you make.
Thanks for bumping the last thread btw
>>2354455
>Cryptotrading soon.
I hope some whalegroups will use it for crypto then, it would beat chasing /biz/ recommendations.
How do you keep tracking of your stats like price in usd/btc at time of buying, amount of coin bought, current price of alts given the value of btc, etc? I'm having a hard time calculating shit manually.
bamp because this is driving me crazy
>>2463162
...? do you not use an exchange....?
>>2463162
android app Blockfolio
BITBEAN IS THE SUPERIOR BEAN BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST GREATEST MEMES.
>>2354452
Gasing up for moonbeam!
So there's a bot in Bittrex that places a ~30 BTC order of ZEC at the highest possible price, and immediately cancels the order and makes it the highest by ~20 satoshis if anyone tries to buy above it
How do you deal with this? Can you make money off of it? I could see you doing an instant order for the lowest Ask, but that seems like a sucker's game.
oh i just realized he may have placed a conditional order, im retarded
>>2354433
These bots are all over loads of coins. There's no way around it, just the way it is.
>MFW weak hand faggots sold today
guilty
>>2463234
Dont worry anon, I made the same mistakes when I started trading
>bought BTC and ETH today
>no longer a filthy nocoiner
Feels good.
Looking at picking up 500 of these bad boys. Will only take one of the big boy cs/dota streamers to say its name and then every gamer viewer will envision themselves playing for money like the big leagues do, not to mention potential scrims played out with a little more $ incentive by the big boys themselves on a secure platform.
>Do we see this fucker going back to ~ $1 USD or just bite bullet and go it at $1.15?
LONG HODL
>>2354420
Don't be dumb. Don't feed meme coins. Buy DGB, ETH or XVG (While it's still dirt cheap)
>>2354430
How is it a meme coin? I've read the white paper and done the research. Their idea is actually translatable to a large mainstream market. If you want to say something like that then back it up with a form of reasoning? fuck you phaggots on this board need to get ma educamation. fAIR ENOUGH if its trash, but tell me why, dont just assign a word based on what others are doing on the board.
>>2354420
i just picked some up for a long term hodl.
no time like the present
What is the meaning of this?
>>2463159
And it's now gone. Who puts up a million dollar wall? It's got to be the developers, no?
It's a buyer's market
>>2463159
>when he says the walls are paper thin
STRAP IN BOYS.
If you're not holding lisk than you're a retard who deserves to be a wagecuck.
Predict $10 by week's end. Your predictions on LISK?
It's going to stay around $3 for the next month. Congrats to all that got in early though.
>>b/zRXsgz
Its a hotel. Will Hit $5 soon.
** HODL
Lisk is the future.
Hello everyone, lets talk about the US Senates introducton of the bill S. 1241 and its impact on the future of bitcoin.
>the bill
>https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/1241/text#toc-idea0e9489fc8f46379f95bb56c8bbbda5
What are the US governments intentions for bitcoin? Wouldnt the government also benefit from using a digital currency?
My belief is that the answer lies across the ocean from the us. Given that Russia balls deep in Ethereum and with the Chinese obsession with bitcoin, the recent introduction of this bill may very well be an attempt to undermine both Russias and Chinas holds on the cryptocurrency world. Now if thats true, then the US can take several avenues from here.
1. The bill passes, Crypto crumbles and, upon the "realization" that the tech is extreamly valuble, the US indirectly introduces a new crypto that they secretely have control of. This would reestablish them at the top and give them the contorl they want over the market.
2. The bill doesnt pass, But its introduction was simply a ruse to cause bitcoin to fall to lower prices so that they can invest in it, thus giving them some control over it. This would also allow them to "reintroduce" the bill whenever needed to keep the market in check.
3. The bill passes, and the US rejoices as they watch crypto fall, but they dont repeal the bill and we are left behind.
4. The bill is ignored, after all, Feinstein is a cunt and everyone knows it.
>links to various older articles that show Russias and Chinas involvement in crypto
>https://www.rt.com/business/315512-russia-qiwi-ruble-cryptocurrency/
>https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-06-06/ethereum-could-change-russian-banking-and-government
>https://www.wealthdaily.com/articles/is-russia-the-reason-ethereum-is-climbing-why-is-ethereum-rising/8708
>http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160504-we-looked-inside-a-secret-chinese-bitcoin-mine
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-22/why-the-chinese-love-bitcoins.html
Tip
BTC: 1KNWH3GgGRSiMtid2cBKe8FZePWKZL39Tt
ETH: 0x4ef9a52361066c001415f1776c755bf666ecc26e
LTC: LR8APFmHVNQ6wx44LYXDSUENqvt2GyujiA
RDD: Rs9jAoSWRaauTsp4VjYBWEFPnbU6B7guLM
tl;dr
>>2463158
Perhaps the introduction of the bill is to undermine both Russia And Chinas hold on Crypto
BON WALLS AS LOW A .08 BTC
>KIDS got killed by 2 BTC wall
>BOSON got sabatoged with 0.5 BTC walls having sellouts
>ALIEN eternally stuck at 4 BTC wall
Meanwhile BON is a fucking juicy 2 BTC from going from 3 to 18 motherfucking SAT.
2x and 3x are almost guarenteed with these tiny buywalls all the way to 18.
Do you want to try and fail launch to barely orbit with 1 -3 sat shitcoins you didn't research or look at the walls of?
Or do you want to actually go on a moon mission with nothing blocking your path?!
https://yobit.net/en/trade/BON/BTC#6M
>>2354388
Checked
And been in since 1 sat. Never letting go. Shit looks exactly like reddcoin when it started but with even lower walls.
Only downside is it's stuck on Yoshit. But with the ease of growth, it sure to do better than all these other poorly planned P&D's.
And if not, I break even at 1 sat either way.
Now is the best time to get into ARK. At this price it's literally a steal you lucky fucks
I agree but there's no need to shill it.
>>2463015
shill?
heavy bags ?
got to shill harder my nigga, only niggers think coca cola bottle is gift from god
When the hell are RX 470s/480s/570s/580s coming back on the goddamn market?
If it is going to take half a year, why not just build a 1070 rig and have it pay itself off in that time, THEN buy the AMD rig while still having a free money maker running in the background?
AliExpress retard
>>2354387
for what, exactly? just checked and there are no GPUS outside of 1050s.
>tfw only $40k in crypto but contemplating retirement at 22 cause I know this shit will moon
>>2354346
My friend, it will crash hard. I could help you, but..