The Secret to my Success

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> work for software startup company as a qa engineer
> company has shit product because management is incompetent
> be me, start fight with VP of engineering because of how incompetent he is
> no fear of being fired because I know hes too incompetent to fire people
> head of design sends out an article on design over email to whole company
> ceo replies to email and says we should all be following this process
> read the article
> its literal technobabble clickbait written by literally who
> reply to CEO, tell him that article was bad and he should feel bad for endorsing it
> tell him it wouldn't pass a high school english class
> ceo sends email back telling me to stop complaining and be ready to pitch ideas for the company process
> CCs my boss and the VP of engineering
> 1 week passes
> job description is now "do whatever the fuck you want, because you are the only person here who really gives a shit"
> see marketing propaganda for my company on a new hires desk
> read it
> Its a good design but terribly written
> Pull out 3 colors of pens, black, red, and purple
> anotate the ever loving fuck out of our marketing team's mediocre propaganda
> put sticky note on it which reads: "Dan. I like this design, hope to see more like it. The English needs work tho, comments inside"
> leave it on his desk, hes the Director of Marketing
> tfw I just promoted myself from QA engineer to professional hater