just received some inside info from a buddy whos with one of the new companies working with EEA
wednesday 19th july remember that
lol sure faggot
>b-buy my bags
I hope to see something on that day buddy:)
did you listen to the cryptocat when he called the falls?
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/2672621
When's the bottom?
When will this reach bottom?
You said to buy ETH at $250. Fuck no I didn't listen.
Wait a second you fucking niggers
why aren't we shilling crypto back up?
This is 4Chan, isn't that what we do? Shill things? Why aren't we shilling things?
/pol/ got Trump elected and that didn't even do anything that good except make a lot of memes
We can actually be rich
ITT We Discuss Why We Aren't Memeing
Me? I suck at making memes. But I have gotten a LOT of real life normies into crypto. So there's my contribution - and I won't stop anytime soon.
>>2795856
> implying making delusional anons rich is something good
youre forgetting 4chan is toxic
trying to stay positive here too, anon
>>2795879
Not really?
Crypto is literally the next big thing - there's just a bunch of whiny faggots on this board, it's been going up for like ten years, why would it crash this time? It's only gained way more visibility.
You know what it is? on /pol/, people can't lose. You don't "lose" politics - you just become more and more rooted and shit. Losing this money makes faggots ragequit them coins - we should be doubling down and putting these faggot NoCoiners in line.
So tired of these NoCoiners coping by kicking me at my lowest... I'm still up 100% even now and they have the nerve to insult my gainz. I can't take it anymore Anons.
These NoCoiners simply have to learn.
What can I do with $60.000 savings? I need something that give to me $3000 or more monthly
kneepads
>>2795850
What?
Is knee pads the /biz meme like /g's "install gentoo"? Lol
How do I invest in cryptocurrency? I have coinbase but I got a little lost in the registration part of it. What websites do you guys use? Can someone give me a good step by step on how to invest in a coin, I have the money, just need to know how to get my hands on the cryptos.
>>2795842
How do you get lost in having to take a picture of both sides of your ID?
Ha! Never mind you guys, I got my account all setup and I just invested $1 into Ethereum, can't wait to see some serious gains.
>>2795912
>buys $1 of eth
>pays $0.99 in fees
kek
It's never going up again, is it?
I scrimped and saved for years. Invested $170k out of 200k total in Ethereum, Ark, Stratis, and a few shitcoin. That was in May.
Every single one has crashed. My whole life savings, down well over 50%.
Tell me how fucked I am and also the easiest suicide method. I can't go on being this big a failure bagholder. I know now I got conned and was too small a brainlet to know better.
How did you manage to save that much money being this big of a dumbass?
>>2795816
>He put life savings into speculative shitcoins
Kek. Are you retarded?
LMAO. didnt anyone tell you not to invest more than you could afford to lose? I'm a multi millionaire and I only invested 40k. If you aren't joking you're fucking retarded. Don't kill yourself though, just take 10k and go on a sex vacation and reevaluate your life.
Whales stocking up for this month? Seems very fishy.
It'll get pulled. Don't worry.
>>2795813
DGB has been back for a couple days now. I was lucky enough to get some for 455 sats.
No its down to 16 bitcoin wall now. Whales accumulating....
How can you look at this picture and say - yes, i want to buy some ETH please.
>>2795802
nice, just bought 100k :^)
We dumping boyos
$150 holding strong could be the bottom. Look s like its conseldating between 150 and 200.
> 'Buy X! Buy Y! Buy Z!'
> 5% Gains over three months
> 'We're going to the moon! Nocoiners onsuicide watch kek!'
They all crash, losing 80% of their value overnight when the court's get involved in this obvious ponzi scheme because those at the top are skimming millions
> 'Lol you should have sold, we all predicted this! Now you just have to HOLD'
WHY do you regards listen? Is it because this vocal minority makes a fuck ton of threads? This isn't business, or entrepreneurship, or smart. You're all getting scammed. Making money isn't easy - you need to work hard, be productive members of society, be innovative. You'll never get rich in your parents basement trading with imaginary 'coins'. You have to know that.
>>2795801
>when the court's get involved
I think it might actually happen this time. There are going to be a lot of crybabies this week.
>>2795812
This last crash was only the precursor of ETH going to 0. The higher ups know what's up and pulled out hard. Thisis how the ponzi scheme works in this case:
> make a fake product
> give yourself a lot of worthless shares
> shill
> people buy into your 'vision
> they shill
> more people buy
> stock goes up making the creator and initial investors money from literally nothing
> this goes on
> creator says 'This is likely as high as it will go' and sells all shares
> everything falls apart
> 99% of those who bought lose 100% of their investment - this is the only money that changes hands
They wont even get to sell because it's going to get frozen because this shit is illegal.
>>2795812
And some retard photobombed Yellen. Oh you bet you got their attention now.
I invested 100k in BTC when it was at $2.990. I thought I was being smart since it seemed that rocketing had started and I wanted to buy while it was still under 3k.
How fucked am I?
prove it and i might comfort you.
Dont worry , 5000 by december
you are less fucked than someone who all-in ETH at $400
On my fourth property right now, looking to get a fourplex next. Dont have a stem degree but earning 3500 cash flow a month(if property was paid off near double that). My days involve being a realtor, which can give me plently of down time, while on the side scouting dirt cheap property. Tenants rarely bother me, if so its only an 1hr out of my week.
End goal in couple years i hope to set up a REIT or build rental property on some caribbean island so you cucks can vaca when you want to escape from your miserable lives.
because the market is going to crash within the next year or so. good luck bag holding real estate and waiting another 10 years until its at its highest point again.
>>2795732
Not enough money, im a collegefag living penny to penny. How much did you start with/ how did you get started exactly? I want to get into real estate passively at some point when I can.
>>2795732
Because im french and renting to niggers is not funny
Who do I blame for this crash in crypto currency???
>>2795723
Jews.
Yourself for being so late into crypto.
4chan hoax
>he's not HODLing and short at the same time
It's like you don't want a smooth equity curve
If it's possible for people to do this, then everyone should be. Be like a hedge fund, biz.
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/n/net-exposure.asp
>>2795715
Didn't know what I was doing had a name
>>2795715
You know that's the exact same thing as selling, and buying back, right?
Proof:
Scenario A: Sell and buy back
>Start with 1 share, and zero cash
>sell, now you have 0 shares, and $10
>price goes down to $5
>buy back the share
>now you have 1 share and $5 dollars
Scenario B: HODL and short
>Start with 1 share, and zero cash
>short 1 share @$10
>cover position at $5
>now you have 1 share and $5 dollars
Q.E.D.
And actually you'd need a certain amount of money to short depending on the exchange, and you'd also be paying interest on the coins you're borrowing, so it doesn't make any sense to HODL and short.
>he thought the flippening would actually happen
Bitcoin will always be king.
>>2795704
assuming there will be no hard-fork
the floppening
LOL GET FUCKEN REKT
400 to 150
This is officially worse than Enron. You "investors" will be the textbook example of "idiots" worse than Enron investors. Invested in fake fictional money that was manipulated to $400. Lol
lol I love how the "4chan hoax" is seriously getting blamed for this.
well its never gonna be worth less than i bought it for, so im gud
>>2795668
Nice just go back to watching CNN.