How is this greasy fuck so good at marketing? The content of his talks are literal dribble but he's an ingenius marketer. How does this nigga do it?
>>2837844
He isn't talented at all he's just exploiting broken people. Dude's a joke
>>2837844
He's extremely good at faking his life
Watch his video with H3H3, he acts sketchy as fuck the entire time.
>>2837865
what does he do?
rip
Psst...You wana know a secret? There's always another dip.
Volatility is a beautiful thing.
YOU FUCKERS WANT TO REMIND ME ONE MORE TIME
>>2837847
This. That's why I love crypto. you don't have to wait for months, just weeks or even days. Patience is the name of the game.
http://carboncoin.cc/
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/carboncoin/#charts
This coin has the opportunity to easily be $0.01 in the near future!
Remember people laughing at Bitbean? Redd? This project has the same amount of promise, if not more. This is YOUR CHANCE to get in on the floor of a promising project.
>what is carboncoin?
Carboncoin is open source so anyone can review the code. We've stuck very close to the Bitcoin protocol, primarily because the Bitcoin protocol is very good. We have fixed the parts of it we saw as inhibiting mass adoption, namely the energy consumption and the associations with the naughty internet - and instead we're all about doing good - for everyone and everything. They also use a percentage of the coins profit to plant trees and help the world!
NEWS:
CARBON WILL BE HAVING AN ICO TO INTODUCE A NEW COIN WITH CONTRACT BASED PROTOCOLS IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. OLD CARBON COINS WILL BE TRANSFERABLE ONTO THE NEW CHAIN AT A RATION OF LESS THAN 1.5:1. ALSO MASTERNODES.
The new protocol is intended to be administered and governed by groups of voting masternodes and is to include a revolutionary new Proof-of hashing scheme. All this will be confirmed in detail in the forthcoming documents.
A minimum coin holding will be required to operate any masternode, this amount is subject to change but to give an idea this will be at least 5M old coins' worth of new coins in the first year. The proper operation of a masternode shall be a profitable enterprise.
The new protocol brings together all the different initiatives we have put forward to date, only this time with the technology we need to make them happen right on the Carboncoin blockchain (the Carbonchain).
NEW WHITEPAPER COMING SOON! DON'T MISS OUT!
Everything I said here is in their bitcointalk thread.
>>2837827
neck yourself shill
>up $20 one minute
>down $100 the next
>>2837811
Fuck this gay Earth, senpai...
>caring about such minor fluctuations with your crypto investment
not gonna make it, bro
>>2837811
Welcome to crypto newfaggot
I CANT MISS IT AGAIN
I HAVE 15 BTC WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY RIGHT NOW
I WANT TO GET RICH GUYS
buy bitbean
you'll be rich if you just fucking wait with those 15 BTC.
sell unless you bought below $1000
we are the digicucks
This is the face of a cult member.
Won't listen to reason, can't listen to reason, and too brainwashed to leave even as they're walking into their own demise.
Sirs for fine investment ESPER$. Eth$ scam coin hackers coin. We all rich together ESP
Be gone pajeetbot
Very good yes This coin will be very good
>>2837787
Yes dear! For great family live no house dirt. Yes! I Buy ESPER$ . Now profit.
Pump eth.
mic drop
runs back on stage picks up mic, before all the btc whales cash out into ETH on other dates of importance coming up for BTC (buy the rumor sell the news)
AYYO HOL UP
*loses 150 million on the DAO hack
AYYO
*hard forks to bail out friends*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*destroys trust in ethereum as a store of value*
WE WUZ HARD FORKS AN SHEEEEIT?
*loses more weight than previously thought possible*
>>2837724
But retarded senpai, BTC isn't hard forking.
>>2837724
Jesus Christ, OP's pic..
how much ETH do i need now to retire in 5 years
i need at least 1M
1m
>>2837722
about tree fiddy
500-1000 ish
Why is ETH so cheap all of a sudden?
>>2837718
Because BTC is going to fuck it into the ground
did you just say the market is inefficient motherfucker?
>>2837718
it's the old ratio game
once ratio is low enough whales move btc to eth then rinse and repeat. if not for eth would btc ever had gotten this big prior to 2017 ? me thinks not
18 year old wagie.
11k saved up
about to waste it all on school.
Want to open a business, but parents say I'm going to waste my life if I do.
Want me to have a social life.
They don't realize there's no room in college for social autist manlets like me. They don't realize I can't afford college.
I don't know what to do. I just want to buy a one way flight to anywhere but here.
you need to invest 8k of that money in ethereum, monero, and siacoin. then get a job at mcdonalds and wait 5 years to retire.
>>2837726
I have 5k in crypto already. 3k in the bank. 2k in a credit union. and 1k in stocks.
Behold, the next Bitbean/Chaincoin
What the fuck is Segwit and why the fuck should I care
>>2837686
Do a search for nchain and watch the videos
>>2837686
why are you asking and why should I care?
>>2837686
LOCKED IN
Volume is exploding. This is it. Hands in the air fellas enjoy the ride.
>I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for the moon. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when the moon found me, it told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
>>2837683
Sell walls getting busted! Fuck those whales, let's go!
>>2837683
I can't find my bitcoin
WHERE DID IT GO?
>>2837677
Oh there it is
ITS THROUGH THE ROOF
>>2837682
kek
well memed, friend