How long since your last fuck? 2 months and counting.

about the same and feels like shit.

Few hours and I'll have a 3way tonight kys

2 months and I didn't even finish

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Yesterday. Wife just got a depo shot and the 7 days are up so we're fucking a lot. It's nice after 7 days of only blow/titjobs

>>745326684
I started a no fap till fuck today. But I have two dates next week, so... I hope it won't be long.

6 hours

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>>745326695

about a week ago before my gf went on holiday,

2 hours, made that bitch cum now she;'s fallin asleep in my bed wearin my tishirt while im playin videogames. Life is great.

Im having sex as I post this

>>745326636
With a woman: 3 years.
With a man: A couple of months maybe.

>>745326695
omg he so fuckin kewl xD bet you get all the gurlz. Get aids and die cunt like anyone gives a fuck about you when we have our own life to live saft cunt. No one said whens the next did they you impatient low self esteem fool

>>745326636
Yesterday during my 3 hour lunch break.

>>745326636
I blow my bf but no sex for months

September 14 2008

3 weeks ago. Girlfriend is out of the country working. It's getting difficult trying to remain loyal..

>>745326636
I like to think it was in my previous life

my girl gives me a bj while i browse 4chan sometimes but then it leads to sex and i i like to look over at my laptop because 4chans still on and the front screen images gives me something to fantasise about

May 16th of this year

Yesterday. Gonna do it again once she wakes up. Get a wife m8. Most sad faggots on here will tell you not to, but it truly is the life.

>>745327124
boring bitch step your game up before nigga drillin other trout

>>745326636
Permavirgin here, 34 y/o.

almost 4 years
I stay home too much

A year and a month

>>745327287
jesus fucking christ, what do you look like

>>745327275
he wont fuck me he wouldnt even watch me masturbate

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>>745326636
>me
>fucking
kek

3 days ago

12 days

This drunk milf drove an hour to come give me some pussy then almost wrecked in my front yard getting out

>>745327370
leave and move on, he uses you he is not sexually attracted to you

>>745326936
Se faked it..

>>745326636
2 hours.

>>745326636
45 minutes.

Three days since gf left for some school shit.

>>745327265
Why get a wife if I can fuck random bitches? Discovered this last time I fucked. A friend of a friend walked into my tent (we were at a festival) and just undressed herself. She was fucking hot, that's never happening to me again.

>>745326636
6 years

>>745326636
four days
I should just dump this girl

>>745327720
For God's sake. Go out and meet people.

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>>745326636
Almost 30 years. Will dodge any thirsty chick till the very end. Long live autism.

12 years

>>745327711
I guess if that's what you like. I fuck my best friend every day and I wouldn't change that for anything.

>>745328067
That's OK, before that girl I was fucking a chubby 4/10, but she fucked like a beast. This girl was an 8/10, but I had to do all the job. Best pussy I've ever tasted, though.

2 months... I miss the sex but I enjoy having more time to myself and not having a GF... certainly bettering my life without the constant distractions of a female

>>745326636
22 years and counting

>>745326636
Can I just do years, or do you want it broken down into months?

>>745326636
6 years and im 23
Waiting a few more years so i can get aids tested

This morning, can't beat morning sex.

almost 9 years ago

>>745326636
2 hours

>>745328378
2 weeks for me, but
>this
Always good to better yourself first

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>>745327720
Me too
We gotta go back mortyy

About 3 years. I feel like my virginity grew back.

27 years....

>>745326636
I've lost count. A few years.

>Labor day
>woke up afterwards and we decided to break up

>>745326636
I'm 23 and im still a virgin :(
on the bright side I have been involved in fellatio at least

3 months. I live with my girlfriend, too.

>>745326936
Enjoy it while it last before she cheats on you

>>745328911
I'm 23 and never even touched a girl.

3 months or so

before then it was a year and a half

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is this a normie bait thread?

>>745327033
looks like someone took the bait

>>745326636
about a month. we don't really see each other too much because of conflicting schedules at school and work, but i got head 2 days ago when we were hanging out

>>745326636
The closest I've ever been to a vagina is when I was born.

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>>745327033

>>745326636
19 years. Will donate testicles to science.

>>745326636
>implying i ever did

>>745326636
1 month. my fwb has a shit ton of work this time of year so I cant see her as much

>>745330693
How do you start a fwb relationship? I wanted to ask a friend of mine for that, but idk how.

>>745326636
last night

>>745326636
Just under 2 months.

Nearly 21 years

I probably belong in >>>/r9k/ but I'm too delusional to accept my betaness

>>745330811
dating apps and trading nudes. idk how you'd start one with a person you already know though

>>745326636
going on 4 years

>>745326636
had ffm, total fail, gf not interested since, 3months...

3 months

feels like years

>>745326636
Last night.

>>745331453
some context, is the other girl hotter? Is she your friend?

>>745326636
About 8 hours ago. GF came over and fucked me awake then we went right to sleep.

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Never we use 4chan

>>745331783
yes, she is. Gfs friend, everything was soo awkvard, girls were laughting all the time.

20 min and counting

>>745326636
3 days

>>745326636
just over a month

>>745332090
That's your problem mate. You shouldn't have fucked some girl that's hotter than your GF.

Stop being a beta fag and take her out. Show that you care about her. Give her some of the confidence back.

>>745328911
Did you swallow?

Late April or early May. Someone off of /soc/ kik threads no less

>>745326636
2 Days

>>745332616
gf is also hot, ti much looks like all of us would like to forget what we did... Probably thats the problem

>>745326636
14 months. I don't know if I'll be able to go on much longer.

>>745332832
post nudes of gf

>>745326636
11 months feelsbadman

about 4 years

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Never been.

1 day

A week, wasn't that satisfying tho as gf gets dry when her period approaches.

>>745333068
She would kill me xD rather not

yesterday

>>745326636
12 years. I remember how surprised I was, that after a few months I stopped caring & didn't miss it or all the bullshit that comes with it at all.

>>745326636
Approximately 23 years, 5 months, 23 days, 19 hours, 11 minutes, 53 seconds.

5 months

>>745333215
lol how would she even find out? come on, show her off

>>745326636
34 years and several months

>>745326636
last night. spiced it up with some new lingerie.

best fuck i've had in a few months.

Hahahaa.....three and a half years and counting. I'm at a really competitive school, one of the top in the US, that I probably shouldn't be at, simply because I an likely one of the least intelligent. If you want to do the IQ thing, everyone likely has an IQ of 130 and above and I'm definitely around 120 or so. The curriculum is built for those higher IQs so I have literally been working everyday, all week for the last three years. Sucks but I have a 4.0 and should be making 120k when I get out. I don't think I would do it again though.

>>745330300
Cesarean master race reporting in.

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>>745326636
3 FUCKING LONG YEARS.

two weeks but will be meeting a guy tonight

>>745334053
howd you find him?

>>745334012
Need moar

Three days and dying

>>745334053
You forgot to say "no homo"

1 week

Yesterday banged my wife

Sigh.
About 11 years :(

>>745326636
27 and had a handjob 10 years ago.
am i still verger?

>>745327033
Would you like some peanut butter to go with your jelly?

24 years

>>745326636
About 3 weeks , should get some pussy today

about six months. doesn't feel to bad though. For my ego it is enough to be able to fuck bitches when i'm really after it but that only happens in stages of extreme frustation, like after my last breakup.

>>745326636
No brag but 1hr and counting. My wife never says no bless her.

Woke her up via taking her pants off and she's like wtf then stick it in and she cums buckets.

I'll probably wake her up and fuck her again before I go to sleep. Weekends are the best.

February
Fucking deployment
Don't cheat of wife
Beta faggot

>>745334656
Lemme guess. Still on that V card anon?

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nearly a year...

2 years? girlfriend of 3 years dumped me. 4-5 years before that, than girlfriend of 7 years who put out all the time. I go long spans in the desert but jump in the ocean every once and awhile.

>>745328067
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Normal people go years all the time, they just dont talk about it or admit it, why would you?

2 weeks. Getting desperate.

20 years

10 months

shit...

depression is bad

>>745326695
>Few hours and I'll have a 3way tonight kys

Well dude, have fun getting spitroasted by Tyrone and LeDamian. Good for you.

6 years

>>745333871
If you make it and land a $120k job not fat and have half a game you will be rolling in pussy at the end.

Don't lose sight of the goal anon.

About 4 hours. Wondering if I should fap

Yesterday morning
but I won't be fucking for some time

my dick teared up a bit at the urethra
needs time to heal now

>>745326636
26 years.

>>745336248
were you like, raped as a kid or are you old

26 year old virgin here ... why the fuck am i a virgin /b/ ?

>>745336530
because youre a fucking loser

>>745335768
Yeah, thanks, I won't. Just this last year and I'll be free.

>>745336766
money by itself wont get you laid easier
you need to do lots of productive shit with it so that it attracts women.

and thats all women will want out of you...money

im not rich by any means but even the women I see want my money and seek it actively

if youre a virgin youll be swindled and taken for a fool...so be cautious with your money noob

>>745326636
3 and a half years. hoping to change that soon

Just over 11 years and that was my first

>>745336700
possibly ...
except im quite a popular moderate looking guy

About 20 minutes ago

>>745326636
When was the day of the Pulse nightclub shooting? It was that night

>>745333461
Are you exactly that old

5 years

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>>745326636
2 weeks. I really miss her.

>be 2 years dry don't give a fuck
>Be sitting on discord with my friends in the man cave
>Sister's friend walks in piss drunk
>I want to fuck you anon right here right now
>"I'm very good at what I do"
>Tell her I'm sure but I'll pass

Probably should've done it, but fuck it drunk sluts ain't worth crabs and shit.

>>745337291
what are you 14?
being "popular" only means you know lots of ppl
doesn't mean you're not a loser

ya moderate doesn't get you laid
you need to be hot
who would want an average person?
ask yourself if you date your female counterpart if youd go "meh, shes just okay...so...average"

you must be boring

got dumped 4 months ago
no sex
cant get over her
failed 1 exam
almost kms

>>745329364

why are they stroking the backside? that has the least interesting flavor profile. a real man pinches the front side with gentle force and some wet

>>745326636
2 hours ago and counting. I fuck at least three different vaginas each week in many different combinations.

I'm a pig but life is short.

>>745337735
OP here. I'm quite sure ugly and out of shape, and I still fuck. You don't need to be hot, you only need to groom yourself a little, be funny and grow some balls. Act like you don't care about anything.

>>745337735
26 again
meant i'm not a social outcast like some people who fit this scenario
I've seen way worse lookinhg guys who are on similar money status get laud all the time
at this point, i'd take any pussy

>>745334903
Amen for good wives. Mines the same just take it when i want it whenever wherever she doesnt say no.

>>745327004
fag degenerate scum

Fuck I just realized it's been a year now.

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>>745326636

2 weeks ago, wife is traveling

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>>745326636
feb of 2010

about 3 years. Craigslist is DEAD!!

>no cc
>no sign up
>no fucking bullshit

>>745327370
I fuck my ex constantly because her current boyfriend is like this.

He can't even stay hard to cum and uses rubbers.

I bareback her while he's at work

2 days. gf is a nympho will not settle for anything less than 2 hours. It's literally a 'fuck me until i can't think anymore or else you can't stay over' type of situation.

Saw the thread told her to bend over.

>>745338668
Timestamp her pussy.

>>745327124
are you gross looking?

>are you sure he's attracted to you?

I think he's gay.

Not sure but I fuck my girl daily when given the opportunity.

Why. IDGAF.

>>745339005
What are you doing here then.

Commenting on the last time I had sex

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a little over 2 years I think. I haven't even kissed a girl since then. I really don't care though. I am really introverted and having a girlfriends is usually fun to me for a month or two and then i hate it and break up. The idea of trying to chat a girl up on a dating app and get a date makes me want to puke. I wish I could just meet girls but I never go out and get nervous around them

Fucked my wife about 12 hours ago and came buckets. She was dripping. I had been out of town for work and had just gotten back home and attacked her.

>>745326636
havent finished inside a female in like 2 years

>>745336992
I'll keep that in mind. I've always been focused on achievement and money so this is more for me than girls.

>>745338548
I want a based nympho gf so bad.

27 years..haha..ha..

>>745326636
Like 15 hours ago maybe

3hr a go

>>745339354
Nice, sounds like a good bitch. How old

Almost 2 years. Though I haven't been looking either.

>>745338548
If you stop being able to keep up she will dump your sorry ass. You can take that to the bank

>>745334989
Yep. Had a gf for 6 years too.

>>745326636

20 years, 1 month, 3 days, 16 hours

>>745333125
It took me forever to get fucked as well anon, but I did it (and I'm a typical fat fuck). You can do it anon

>>745326636
(9)

>>745326636
1 year, didn't finish

Lost count

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>>745326636
28 years and counting. I ain't even mad.

This morning. But I'm so sick of fucking this bitch. Ugh.

27 years and counting. wizardry better be worth

Been about three days I think. GF's on her monthly.

>>745326807
Hell yeah. The depo's great. Enjoy those creampies.

>>745331029
me too

>>745340083

i'm sorry you have to live

death will be your sweet reward for your suffering

>>745326636
39 years and counting

Still a virgin

Experience
https://youtu.be/tnqv_0w1lKc

3 days

>>745340603

haha i know that feel

make it more interesting...

just start slapping her tits

It's been 2,966 days since August 3, 2009

22 years

>>745326636
∞

a week

3 years into this relationship and the sex is horrible now. girlfriend is getting fat, lazy in bed.

I'm 490 days from achieving wizard status.

>>745327265
A wife is an approved by the state parasyte. It is better to be with long term CD to have sex often. Me and my gf have been together for 5 years and we are not thinking of marrying soon. She has her own stuff she works for and I am the same. We make more money by not being independent from each other

>>745326636
Aug. 26th. One night before Harvey flooded my home. There in lies the true tragedy.