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A simple question, when did you lose your virginity?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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A simple question, when did you lose your virginity?
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>>745121816
2010
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>>745121816
20
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>>745121816
2017
There's hope for those who seek, my frand
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>>745121816
27 then I quickly regained it, now I'm a wizard
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I was 16. Im gonna ge 28 now.
Ive had 13 guys
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>>745121816
Many, many, many years ago
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Around 1945
[circa holocaust]
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>>745121977
Do you take it up the ass or pack fudge?

Just curious
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>>745121948
Elaborate
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>>745122077
Neither anon
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>>745121816
Yay, I'm 20 y/o and still virgin.
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>>745121816
19
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>>745121816
2014
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2021 on a couch with a hairy italian girl
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>>745121816
2011
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>>745121816
12 , started having sex - 14 first time I had an orgasm due to sex
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>>745122091
lost virginity at 27, a few girls in the years after, then about 30 till 40 completely barren, so I guess that makes me a born again virgin practically a wizard
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>>745121816
15
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>>745122287
Are you a guy?
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>>745122141
You're claiming you're a bleeder? On /b/?
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>>745122387
aye lad , 24 , father of one
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>>745122402
Well if the panties fit anon
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24. And the only reason I managed that is because I tricked a naive Chinese exchange student.
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20 in 2004
and was male on male sex
guy's name was Dale and he had a huge cock
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>>745121816
The first time I had sex
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>>745121816
tbh i lost it around 12 to my aunty (13) but didnt have sex with another woman till i was 17, now im 18 and wish i could fuck my aunty again :(
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I donĀ“t know, i was asleep. I has to ask my father.
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>>745121816
I never did, and I'm 24
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>>745121816
17
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>>745122500
Panties fit many on /b/, most of whom have the full meat and two veg. If you hadn't noticed that you're either new or retarded
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>>745122304
nicely done, the pleasures of the flesh only lead to pain, suffering, and betrayal
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19

now 33 and a total of only 2 women
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>>745122686
>turn of phrase

So literal...obviously yes i female
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>>745122760
you know what comes next so don't play coy
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>>745121816
2007. I was 24. Lost it to a hooker. Have never been with a regular girl.
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It doesn't count if it's in the butt
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>>745122304
aka fatfucktard
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>>745122835
also fat
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>>745122809
I dont particulary care about what comes next..i aint showin tits
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>>745122870
yes you are
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>>745122760
yeah the downs of new /b/ brings the retarded "I saw it on the news it must be alt" retards.
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2012
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>>745122858
Nope. 5'10" 145lbs.
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>>745121816
I was molested then became hyper sexual before puberty. I cannot remember being a virgin. I did get the ability to sniff out other damaged kids that I could get sex with. No, that's not bragging. It was a sad way to be even though I thought it was awesome at the time.
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>>745122870
Show half of face?
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>>745122980
pic or it didnt happen timestamp or gtfo
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At about 4:15 pm.
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>>745121816

I fucked my teacher back in middle school. I was home schooled.
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>>745122980
show face please
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>>745122999
Age it happened and who was it by?
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>>745123041
So you fucked your dad anon congrats.
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>>745123043
That's the problem. I'm not good looking.
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>>745122201
Get out there and start fucking anon
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>>745121816
18, 2017.

Last month
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>tfw socially awkward 26 year old virgin.
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>>745122521
Story time
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>>745121816
At night.
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>>745121816
March 1982
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When I was 13.5 years old. Me and this girl were watching porn and decided to try it too
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I was 23 and we met off okcupid. Just to make things clear, I'm a massive loser and only got with her because she was pretty fucked up mentally. I'm probably a 5 at best but at least I'm not fat. She was dating some guy in a state over she had only met once, but we had a lot in common and she was very approachable. We talk more and I learn he's a fucking sperg. I'm a loser but at least self aware and decent socially. I gauge her reactions and feel like I could move in on him. We share stories for a few days and eventually I tell her to dump him. We have a laugh and flirt around a bit until I jokingly ask if she's touching herself, which startles her and she asked if I was hearing her. I'm fucking shocked but go with it. We have a little phone sex and she breaks up with him next morning. I go to meet her for the first time at her place. Watched some stuff, played some games and fuck. We got together after that and she proceeded to fuck up my life and my head. Anyway, it probably wasn't worth it. Haven't fucked anyone since.
I can go more in depth if anyone is interested.
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>>745122917
Nah

>>745123003
I mean....ill just show all? Im not really tryna hide from anyone.
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>>745122521
Story time anon
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>>745123196
Seconded
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>>745122531
Dale had a huge cock huh?
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>>745122602
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>745123052
Earliest memories to around 11, my uncle. When I was almost 12, my mother. From 8-25, mostly other damaged people my age (peer sex with them) and the occasional adult who sensed I was damaged as a preteen.
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>>745123277
Youre very pretty!
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The night of my wedding, June 13, 2008.
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>>745123277
you already know w're gonna ask to see them beautiful tiddies
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>>745123277
Nice dubs and cool you do look like you have a great pair of tits shame really
More face?
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>>745123277
you're actually beautiful. coming at /b/ with the bug surprises.
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>>745123427
Holy shit sounds really fucked. Your mother though? How the he'll did that happen
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>>745123464
You sick fuck.
I bet you had sex in missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation you sexual deviant
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>>745123452
Thanks anon...typically wear heavy makeup though...i dont mind my normal face but i just like to look flashy haha

>>745123466
Ya i know but sorry anon no can do

>>745123479
Sure thing. I dont have much more pics of me in almost no makeup so i night look a bit clownish to some haha
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>>745123572
Close - the lights were on, and protection was used, and I wasn't on the bed; other than that, you're absolutely correct!
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>>745121816
I havent. I am 28.
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>>745123651
Do you mind knowing that seed will be spilled to this picture tonight? Because that's gonna happen.
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>>745123528
Thanks anon.
Typically i have pretty high self esteem so i tend to look past compliments but oddly im not at my peak today so the compliment is appreciated
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>>745123651
Have you posted on /b/ before? Like your face? I swear I've seen you before
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>>745123697
Im sure it wouldnt be the first time anon.

I dont really bother to think what guys do with my pics.
Whack away i couldnt care less
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>>745121816
17
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>>745123674
There's a special place in hell for people like you anon!
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>>745123745
Yes i have anon.
I post pretty often actually lol
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>>745123716
I wouldn't use beautiful but I'd still fuck the shit out of you regardless
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>>745123530
When my uncle quit renting the basement and moved away, I started paying attention to my mother (starting age 8). Like the kids I honed in on, I could tell she was damaged. I kept "accidentally" touching her inappropriately. She did some touching back. When I was 12, hormones from puberty were at the bold level. I climbed into bed with her and she woke up. I tease-touched her and I guessed right about her years ago. She got up, straddled me, and we had our first sex. My therapist told me it was her fault. I know, technically it is, but I don't see it that way. I was an aggressive pervert by that age. Sex with her stopped me from targeting other kids for years too. So, silver lining?
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>>745123812
new pics please, honeybun
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>>745123651
You are gorgeous here, but you are so pretty you look better withuot makeup.
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>>745121816

32, circa 2015

Achieved wizardhood and lost it.
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>>745123812
Are you that girl that's always up late at night lurking on gore/rekt threads? I remember you from a while ago
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>>745123277
I just knew you wouldn't be able to resist. Now it's all about you seeking approval from the thirsty virgins ITT.

Before TOGTFO did not apply; now it does
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>>745123821
Hmm well shit. How's your relationship with your mom now? Still talk to her? Ever talk about the incidents? And was she also molested by your uncle/ her brother
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>>745121816
At 17
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>>745123861
Hooker ?
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>>745123904
Well....im not really ashamed to show my face...so if someone wants to see my face i dont consider it a big deal
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>>745121816

When I was 17, to a 14 year old.
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>>745121816
At 19 years of age.
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>>745123865
Thats me anon :D
Currently 2am here...just lurking around and wasting time
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>>745123959
post tits slunt
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>>745121816
When i put my outtie in her innie
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>>745123959
That's cuz you're a pretty bitch and dont lie you kinda like the attention
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>>745121816
2006
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>>745121816
mfw i still have mine
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>>745123904
It always applies. Her first post in the thread was saying she's a fucking slut

>>745123812
Show your tits like a whore is supposed to or shut the fuck up. Go to /soc/ if you want virgin thirsters. You don't even have slutty stories. You haven't said shit about the topic besides your first post
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Early 20's, 21 or 22. Threesomes because the only way I could get sex was with my best friend.
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>>745124060
I feel you bro. 28 and still a V.
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>>745123153
This. This is the best time to do it. In your prime too. Go for it anon. Get a tinder or something. It's well worth it. Just don't get too attached.
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>>745124004
I THOUGHT I FUCKING RECOGNIZED YOU. You're that girl that I was tripping out on cuz you sounded Mexican as fuck but are pale as snow :p you were posting vocaroo answers to questions and everyone was like "why do you talk like a chola?" Lol
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>>745123937
Mom and I are very close. Quit having sex when menopause took away her sex drive. We had no secrets once the sex began. I used to talk to a therapist when I was dumped again for having "issues." She put everything on my uncle and mother, like I was somehow predestined to be a cougar-chasing incest fetish perv who favors damaged people like me. Eh. I found out years after he moved out, he was kicked out by my dad. He tried raping Mom. She was molested when she was younger by her stepdad while her brother held her down with a reward of having a turn on her for it. She went through some shit too.
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>>745123819
Eh well its a compliment in its own way so...cool lol

>>745123853
Ive avoided the cam lately for the reason i mentioned earlier. So i dont have that much recent pics of myself..i imagine on friday i will since ill be going out for the first time in a while
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>>745123959
Except you know thar it confirms you as a female and breaks the "there are no females on the internet" rule. It is exactly for retarded females like you, who insert their sexuality into threads to attract attention that the humiliation of TOGTFO was conceived.

So TOGTFO. Rules are rules.
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>>745123651
Sometimes I prefer no makup, but you are stunning. If I new you in real life, I would have the biggest crush on you.
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>>745124005
Nah
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>>745121816
Age 21, horrible experience
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>>745124158
Last time she posted ,she was dating a beaner anon you're barking up the wrong tree
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>>745124175
then you know what you must do.
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>>745124032
Well i think liking attention to sone extent is normal for everyone...it just depends on what you do for the attention that determines what kinda person you are.

Id never post myself nude or overly sexual online.
I dont hate on girls that do that...it just looks a bit desperate
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>>745121816
17
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>>745124119
How old are you now and how does she feel about your relantionship? Any siblings ?
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>>745124064
Well no ines really asked me anything.

And no i wont show tits or gtfo...ill leave when i get bored
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>>745121816
16
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>>745121816
Age 15
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>>745121816
Dude wtf is wrong with you guys? I am 19 and a fat fuck annd ı have an average dick but i already had 4 or 5 girls
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>>745124250
Never said it was a bad thing just some girls are like " I totally don't want the attention " then proceed to show pictures of their cleavage with their tits popping out
Just hate it when girls won't admit to it
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>>745124290
MODS MODS MODS B& THIS FAGGOT
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>>745121816
If fapping counts, 12
Otherwise, I haven't yet
I'm 27
Stay in school, or don't, just don't end up like me
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>>745124064
>Her first post in the thread was saying she's a fucking slut
Actually, it wasn't. This was her first post
>>745121977
But it didn't take long for her to insert her sexuality. At that point on it applied. Now, out of embarrassment, she's deleted the pictures.
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>>745124107
Sorry the tv is a bit loud haha
https://vocaroo.com/i/s159tmgpQjmF
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>>745124315
Standards.
All kidding aside most of the guys thst are virgins here are probably 5s and 6s trying to have sex with 8s and 9s that's why they're virgins
Like you implied you don't need to be good lucking to not have sex just don't over shoot your league
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>>745124264
I am 33 and I have a sister almost exactly 13 years younger than me, and yes, she is our daughter. "father unknown" on the birth certificate. Mom lives just down the street, I visit regularly. Sister still lives with me, we share bills, including her college tuition and stuff.
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>>745124132
i'll be looking forward to that, beautiful
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>>745124315
It's called circumstance, I lost my virginity but a few months ago at the old age of 20. Met her on tinder, started dating, few months later, BOOM, sex for the first time. Girls just aren't attracted to me and I don't have the know-how of social cues.
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>>745124290
People have asked you plenty but since you're a dumb whore you can't string together more than a few fucking words. More than enough chances to say anything interesting besides "I'm so ugly" "thanks so much for the compliments" *posts more selfies no one fucking wants since you're dressed*
Christ you stupid bitches will be the death of me
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>>745124158
Fuck me. Go get a glass of water
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>>745124315
Must of us don't wanna fuck bush pigs
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>>745123812
another one? Because you're gorgeous
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>>745124158
Thats sweet
And yea as this anon >>745124229 said. Im dating a beaner lol
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>>745124229
Lol, thanks for the warning.
>she
I have my doubts, because no tits+no timestamp, but ultimately i just wanna have some fun tonight, as well as this other person. And i see no harm in that.
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>>745121816
15 being the hormonal manwhore I was.
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>>745121816
22
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>>745121816
17
About a month before my 18th birthday in 2011
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>>745124394
Nah it's not that bad it's just anons not from California/ la area aren't used to hearing girls with your skin tone talk like that and tbh you do have a bit of a hispanic undertone in your voice when i talk. I wouldnt say its that you don't talk white it's just you've picked up on the accent a little being around it so much
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>>745124331
Attnetion is fine but i wouldnt consider it something i heavily need. In every day life im a bit reclusive and i tend to get drained by large social gatherings and hide after a while then everyone starts texting me asking where i went haha. Too much attention can tire me out
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>>745124367
Besides what you might think, fucking more dudes than years have past is slutty, moron. That's what I was referring ti
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>>745124347
Mods wont come because im not breaking any rules newfag
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>>745124556
TITS OR GTFO IS THE RULES SLUNT. MODS MODS MODS
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>>745124484
Well this is her so I think it confirms it but ya even cleavage with time stamp would be nice
>>745124394
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>>745124367
I didnt delete any pics...what?
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I lost mine at 22 despite having a very serious kinky relationship that just didn't involve my virginity being lost at 17
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>>745124529
Thats fine. More pics so i can give you a LITTLE attention but not too much :p
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>>745124463
Jesus christ just shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. This thread is not about you or your relationships. Fuck off to /soc/ if you want to keep postin that.
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are we getting catfished here boys?
i feel like we're getting catfished
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>>745124440
you actually have a point though but i too dont know how social cues work but that doesn't mean i am an asocial, not knowing how they work made me a heartless distant man. So i guess chicks dig heartless bastards
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>>745124441
I dibt recall saying i was ugly once lmfao. I aint...i simply said my self esteem isnt as high as it normally is...doesnt mean i dont think im not cute as fuck.
Try to get your shit correct pleas3
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>>745124662
I would honestly rather talk to her than to hear from the 20 something year old and 30 something year olds that all posted how they're still virgins
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>>745124661
Be more pathetic. You know you can go back one page and find a million bitches hotter than her and they actually get naked?
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>>745121816
21.
I had plenty of opportunities to lose before but I wasn't confident and thought I would embarrass myself so I waited till I found a girl I felt comfortable with
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>>745124463
Thats great, they cook tasty food!
He better tell you how pretty you are every day! If not, then hes no good.

>>745124456
The fuck does this mean? You think Im drunk?
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>>745121816
22
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>>745124462
Well okay
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>>745124721
Yea but they're all getting posted by guys with their hands on their dicks sorry i don't like to partake in a literal circle jerk faggot
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>>745121816
2004 with 18, could have done earlier(2000) with ugly girls but was to wimpy to do it with fat butterfaces, fun thing is one of them turned out to have hep-c because she was raped by her father, dodged a bullet there...
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>>745124603
I dont want my doubts to dampen your spirits, baby, it is /b/ after all.
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>>745124769
One with more cleavage
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>>745124528
Its crazy to think that i have a bit of that sort of accent. Its pretty funny really...my dads sode if the family is super white and whenever i hear them talk me and my bf are always making fun of them haha
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>>745124710
Don't think I can't see that arm fat. Your pics are boobs up for a reason. You're a chubster and we both know it. You can screech about that loving yourself regardless bullshit but you know other girls get more attention, which is why you post selfies here. Hit the treadmill and maybe we can talk about attractiveness, ya slob
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>>745121816
At 16, in 1984
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>>745121816
2days after i turned 19
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I am a 27 year old virgin
I wanted a woman to ask me out
I exercise daily, I'm not ugly, I'm not addicted to drugs, I've got a job
I shower women with respect and they run like a dog sprayed with a garden hose
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>>745124457
Yeah bcuz all of the bush pigs were standing in a line to fuck you
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>>745124716
Then fuck off to /soc/ with her. That's not the subject of this thread, but now the attention-seeker has made it all about her, her looks, her hair, her relationships, her makeup and thirsty her fanboy admirers - like you
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>>745121816
When I took it in the ass at 12.
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>>745122077
>>745122141
Honest question. What's the deal, Mary? Pitch or catch?
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>>745124894
> >>>/soc/
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>>745124549
Well when i was single i liked to fuck and fuck often...aint that big of a deal. Plus i got 12 years of fucking behind me. I dont think its too bad...most of my friends are worse
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>>745124593
Its a made up rule....not a real actual rule lol
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>>745124782
>UHM THAT PORN IS POSTED BY DUDES. That's fucking gay bro. I'm gonna beg this average bitch for selfies like a alpha

All porn is posted by dudes, retard. If that is your reasoning do you never watch porn and only grovel for pics to jerk to? Lmao
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>>745123277
Show penis.
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>>745123651
Show scrotum.
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>>745123812
Show anus.
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>>745124737
Ihttps://vocaroo.com/i/s1KttwXbPw1j
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>>745124769
Show elbows.
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>>745124939
You say that like not being a whore is weird. I know women with self respect
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>>745125011
You're a dumb bitch idc that's it's posted by a guy I'm not gonna ask another guy for more pics of his "gf" or "wife" while he has his dick in his hands basically asking for attention ,the same attention you claim this girl is begging for when it was all the other anon that made it about her not actually herself, but if that's what fuck shit you're into there's load of trap threads you can fuck off to
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>>745124867
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lqMYYIH1V0
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>>745125093
>Show elbows.
this type of shit is why pretty girls don't respond
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>>745124939
no duh if youre a whore you tend to hang out with them. girls are notorious for pressuring each other into sex. you don't see the smart ones hanging with girls like you.
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>>745124769
you're pretty plain lookin though. love your eyes btw
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>>745125201
Autist spotted
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>>745121816
straight virginity when I was 12, gay virginity when I was 15
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>>745124939
>.most of my friends are worse

This is not a good thing.
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>>745125224
>pretty sure i could pull more pussy than you could
NOW THIS I WANT TO SEE
CONSIDER ME LURKIN'
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>>745121816
10 seconds ago I came in da puss puss
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>>745125226
Meant to say "show perineum."
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>>745124901
She never made it about her but if you dont like it then.....fuck off to another thread and stop bumping it retard? Pretty easy solution
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>>745125307
Get more sun and play a sport.
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>>745124769
Show uvula.
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>>745125142
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LbUMEdThM2
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>>745125264
>nothing left to say cuz he got proved wrong
> I'll call him an autist that will work !
Sound logic anon
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>>745125377
Triggered autist spotted.
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>>745125201
Ok so you're 12 and don't understand the internet let alone words.
You really think everything is a girlfriend share thread where you beg for pics? Lmao majority of porn threads have no conversation, retard. That isn't even the fucking point - I was stressing that you can find millions of gigs of porn for free, at your disposal so much that it's quite literally a click away.

Go to bed. She won't be your gf and you won't be seeing boob or vegenepls today
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>>745125261
Yea thats what its like when im not really wearin much makeup...i dont like looking plain
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almost 25 and still one

gonna die alone
its okay though, i made peace with my end
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>>745125224
Sorry don't click links so I hope your mad retort was good. You're either the dumb whore again or a beta thirster so I could care less lol
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>>745125421
Keep digging that hole dude
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>>745125471
I'll make a piece out of your end...
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>>745125377
Lmao not me, retard
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>>745125501
Utterly frustrated bike helmet triggered autist spotted.
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21, not yet
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>>745121816
Once had "sex" as a kid around 9 years old
The real first time was 15 I think
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>>745125373
Someone should make another thread so these virgins can all talk about being virgins by themselves
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>>745125288
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ie1MBcsxkH
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>>745125568
I wanna see how far you can go now keep dancing monkey
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>>745121816
when I was 9.
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>>745125573
Well shit, if we're counting buggery in the rectory, then I'm changing my answer to eight.
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>>745125613
>>745125568
Please shut up.
>>
do blowup dolls count?
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>>745125613
Dude you're trying to argue that the only true way to jerk off is to beg for pics from taken sluts. People are laughing at you, not arguing
>>
Christ you thirsty faggots disappoint me more and more. Why do you give attention to these dumb cunts? Just for posting some selfies? kys
>>
>>745125613
Totally engrossed utterly frustrated bike helmet triggered autist spotted.
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>>745125315
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jlDxSsP9Tm
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>>745125592
there's a whole board for that, it's called
>>>/r9k/
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I never lost it.


At some point it became a game to me to never lose my virginity, I don't know why.
>>
>>745125613
>>745125660
Also I did have plenty to say but since you're ignoring it to focus on the random dude you think is me, I imagine you're just upset because you know you're being a fucking pathetic bitch. You won't get laid that way once you reach puberty buddy
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>>745125597
you love toying with us don't you?
i want you in my lap, with my hands around your thighs
i want you looking into my eyes and breathing the same air, we breathe the air together, and taste each others' breath
then i'm gonna kiss you
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>>745125487
Im the "whore"


Also its "couldnt care less"

If you say "could care less" it implies you care to some degree..


But what do i know?...im the dumb one here lol
>>
2001
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>>745125678
More
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>>745125718
Lol
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>>745125730
Holy shit, correcting a grammar error to someone on a phone erases your past of bad mistakes and whoring yourself out to feel better. You're redeemed, slut!
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>>745123277
meh at best.
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>>745125679
Yea youre right just a bunch of idiots I don't know why I'm surprised this is /b/
>inb4 then what are you doing here replies
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>>745125745
Ein autistiche gerspotten
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>>745125849
she won't be your gf
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>>745121816
I know a girl that's had sex with 47 different men.
>>
I tell people it was 14 but actually it was 19

I have had sex 5 times (total count) with 3 different girls and fooled around ~20 times with 5 different girls

I'm 24 now

I'm not ugly, unattractive, repulsive or poor, I don't really know what my problem is lol

I can sweetalk and get nudes off of girls really easy as in like over 30 girls but yeah... not a very healthy sex life
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>>745125793
>on a phone
>implying thats a good excuse


Nigger im on a phone too.

I might be a "whore" but at least im not retarded.
>>
>>745125876
So what? I've fucked over 200 women. Good for the goose, good for the gander.
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>>745125865
Never was trying to make her mine but ok dude sound logic as always
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>>745125926
Prostitutes don't count.
>>
>>745125859
Keep dancing monkey
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>>745125940
Okay. A hundred. But how should I list the hundred pros? I fucked them, paid for or not.
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>>745125940
Why not?
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>>745125952
Spotado un autisto
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>>745121816
i'm 45 and still a vergin
had 3 gf's, fingered one had her wank me but no sex
>>
>>745121816
Tomorrow Fingers crossed.
>>
>>745125897
>not fixing a grammatical error shitposting on 4chan isn't an excuse

Yeah whatever slut. Disabling autocorrect so you can type like a retard even while mobile doesn't change anything. You've posted plenty of proof yourself that you're a retarded cunt. The simple fact you're arguing with me this much shows I struck a nerve
You came here to post selfies and get compliments - I came to fuck with the stupid hole. Think you're winning here? Lmao
>>
>>745124939
>Nothing but a hoe
>dating a spic
Have fun winding up being a single mother.
Aaahahaha!
>>
>>745126019
Feel free to stop using Google translate
>>
>>745126056
Lo, spottest thou yon autist?
>>
>>745126123
Go on
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>>745126052
Thats dating a nigger anon..im not dating a nigger.

Plus my beaner is fairly white washed...i aint dating no pablo over here haha
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>>745125952
I like how no IDs on /b/ gives kids a safety net that helps them think everyone making fun of them just must be the same person. N-no one else thinks I'm retarded, r-right..?
>>
Just checking in and this thread really turned into a shit show all because one girl. Never change /b/
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>>745121816
In scouts
>no scoutmaster involved
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>>745126203
You done?
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>>745126202
Dating angry Joe is still dating a spic
>>
>>745126160
Autist ho!

I'm done. Now go take your meds and color in your book, anonautist.
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>>745126256
Angry joe?

Hes actually the most laid back person ive ever met haha
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>>745123651
dayum you are beautiful
i wish i could cuddle you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops
>>
>>745126291
Cool that was real edgy with all the autist jokes really got to me man ):
>>
>>745126251
Nah just checking in. I know you won't believe it, but I haven't given you any replies under 3 sentences. I've bed mostly fucking with the whore. Youre talking to someone else. Do you think begging a 4chan slut is going to attract only one person to laugh at you?
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