if girls get dragon dildos then what do us guys get? dont say

>>744040606
Gender confirmation surgeries

>>744040606
Pour gasoline into pocket pussy, introduce lit match, fuck away~
Dragon pussy.

>>744040606

Arent there dragon pussies too?

>>744040606
Those tits are hilariously tiny

I'm on a no-fap and this just might break it.

>>744040606
the dragon vagina sleeves idiot.

a girl fucking dildos porn

Nothing, because a man owning a sex toy is a creep, pervert, loser who can't get laid, and he probably rapes children as well.

Fuck society!

>>744040798
>bull dyke feminist detected

>>744040606
The artificial womb, to destroy hypergamy and gynocentrism FOREVER MWAHAHAHHA

>>744040606
She's cute love the baby tits. Think she jacked them off a 12 year old. We need to do a go fundme and get her fake tits. Also that's a waste of a dildo she's not taking all of it.

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>>744040887
i think ill pass senpai

>>744040732
>not the charizard
fag

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>>744040606

>>744040771
Same, ffs

>>744041404
Charizard's fire is on his tail, silly.

So anyone know if the whores that can fit a horse dildo in them ever tried fucking a real horse?

>>744041559
The internet says yes, how haven't you seen a horse porn yet?

>>744041699
I have, but what I haven't seen are the women that use horse dildos go duck a living horse

>>744040606
Dragonet dildoes

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>>744041699
Link it boi. In the meantime let us all love lain

>>744040606
dragon pussies

>>744040887
I actually have one of these

>>744041891
How do you know? ;D
Seems like the sort of thing you'd want to practice before trying.

>>744040759
They're just hangers

>>744041981
Really? Whats it like? How much did you pay for it?

>>744040606
Sauce

>>744041981
put your dick in it and timestamp

>>744042402
I can't remember how much I paid for it. It's okay I suppose. It's only really good if you put your hand over the end of it to create some sort of vacuum suction rather than just using it as it is. Otherwise it's really fucking noisy

>>744041552

And he's not a dragon either.

>>744040887
does anyone try to add pressure to these things?
i frequently try to find them tighter because i dont want any open space inside of them when i go in.
the best result i have gotten so far was by putting it between my boxspring and my mattress. this also kept it static and i didnt have to hold it.
i have tried elastic medical wrap stuff and tight tubesocks too. the tubesocks worked pretty well.

>>744042646
You're not worth it

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>>744041951
>tfw you'll never have a cute hacker gf that loves shoving enormous horse dildos in her

Feels bad man

>>744042660
Ha, legit forgot that. I figured they'd have retconned it by now.

>>744040737
Yep and they're HUGE. Like throwing the sausage down a fucking hallway that's on fire. They rock!

>>744043075
so basically the same as fucking the girl in OP because shes stretched her lonely cunt with that massive dragon dick

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>>744040606
dog dildos of course

>>744042653
that's called "the dragon screaming"

>>744042867
you probably don't even have a penis

post more vids
fuck
that body is tight

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>>744041951
m i doin it rite

>>744042705
Saran wrap works. Used that with an onahole before I stopped being a loser and got a girlfriend.

>>744043745
>>>/out/

>>744043369
oh god. why. Lain, please reset our world

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>>744043369
everything about this is so right

>>744040606
On the bright side, that hole is worn the fuck out.

>>744040853

i cant into reading comprehension, jesus fuck kiddo. Go to school.

>>744044157
Pls do not

>>744043339
Wow dude. That really hurt my feelings. Piss off kid

>>744043745
all i have is Glad brand Clingwrap.
will that work?

>>744042527
Here y'are mate

http://www.xvideos.com/video23260771/6375610_hd

Why would my wife want a dragon dildo when she could have an equally hung superior black man?

>>744044502
>having a dragon hatchling
vs
>having a smol nigger

gee i dont know you tell me

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>>744044446
nice get

>>744040887
Hot

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>>744042705
>>744043745
Imagine being this fucking pathetic

>>744044117
Lain is uber cute here bro, nice one, Lain is proud

>>744040606
Who is she??

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>>744044475
>doesnt show her gaping cunt at the end
>disappoint.nofap
>suggested video in the list of one with a dragon dong in her ass
>gets the old gym sock out again

>>744044853
she's always ubercute, she's MAI WAIFU after all

>>744044929
Link rn

>>744040606
>if girls get dragon dildos then what do us guys get?
New girls who dont have blown out vaginas from dragon dildos.

>>744040606
moar high quality webms like that

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>>744046312