Let's start a fluffy thread!

>>742438172
Lets not

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>>742438172
Let's!

>>742438885
those fluffies have alien eyelids.

What the holy fuck is wrong with you freaks?

>>742442743
A lot of things. Now post more fluffies.

>>742442451
No SchaferArek just really sucks at drawing

>>742443591

His art makes me want to hurt fluffies the most. usually im hugbox as fug, but the way he draws fluffies makes me want to murder them. it's only his art-style too.

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>>742438172
Why the fuck are fluffies a thing. Please tell me

>>742438172
Hw about no m8?

>>742444039
i thought i was the only one. the fucking skin tone coloring around everything makes me want to tear off my cock

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>>742444562

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I feel like these are some MLP autism bred shit

>>742444562
Basically, they started out as a form of ponies from /mlp/ as a parody, but it evolved into it's own weird and sometimes disturbing thing.

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>>742445431

Bumpsies fow guud thwead!

Fluff oldfag here who hasent been to the booru since Wolfram 1st stopped posting. What have I missed? Are people still on the poopy baby train? enfy babbehs? Whats new?

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>>742445552

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>>742444562
Because there are horrible, disgusting people in the world.

Also, Derpbastian here bumping with a sketch I just did as a preamble for a story I'm writting: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/47854

People in their first stage of being a serial killer by getting satisfaction from the death of small animals but are too puss to actually kill animals.

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>>742445505
Thank you, now I am a bit more informed.

>>742445552
poopy and efin baby are still a thing, a new thing is micro fluffies and edible gel habitats. they eat out a tunnel systedm and eat there entire home and soon resort to cannabis, its fun

>>742445167
I love me some hugbox/sadbox blends

>>742445768
I like to call those feel box.

>>742445761

Hah, that comic above did look fun. Nice.

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Derpbastian here.

>>742445552
I'm a fluff newfag.
Everything you mentioned is still on.
Picrelated: my most recent shitty drawing.

>>742445856
Huh, neat. I'm still a newfag(only been here since beginning of this month), but slowly I'm getting to know my lore :3

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>>742445552
>Whats new?
Fluffbox_420 is the newest in fluffy-related home entertainment systems!

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Also, since it isn't here yet...
>wyn sabe cawwot

>>742446003
Mind giving me the stuff you know? ( im too am kinda new lmao )

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>>742445552
Heres a nice poopeh baby story

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>>742445552
Daycare automation for fluffies.

>>742438695
damn this might just be my new favourite abuse pic

>>742446133
>pic related(if you haven't already seen it)
I can give you a few flufisms.
Enfie is rape,
Wub is love,
Most Rs and Ls are replaced with W,
and Sketties is Spaghetti, but that's all pretty obv

>>742446433
Didnt know the W part. Thanks

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>>742446433
Crap forgot pic. Here it is

>>742446133
fluffys hate brown ones and alacorns, they are poopy fluffys and monsters respectively.

>>742446584
Brown and green are worst colors right?

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>>742446584

>>742446015
>>742446285
>>742445964
>>742445761
>>742445633

Thank you for the good feels!

>>742446133
>>742446003

You peeps should browse back almost to the start and save a library of pics to lol at when you are bored. Just don't do it at work like I did!

I don't see much of alicorns. I'd love to, though, i anybody has some.

>>742446700
not really other fluffys just hate brown, green is not really hated.

>>742445431
They are.

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>>742446771
>don't do it at work like I did
I am genuinely interested in a greentext story about this.... mind sharing with us, kind fluffoldfag anon?

>>742446800
Id gladly make a request but im going to work soon. Can give me an idea and I'll see you in the next thread?

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>>742438885
here, have a cropped reaction image everybody

>>742447077
a double trouble, a poopy munsta baby born in captivity and the mother hate them. the owner on the other hand wants the mom to no hate her baby. funny shenanigans ensues.

>>742446771
>Don't do it at work like I did
Here's a story. It's not a fluffy story though, but it's... something...
>Be me
>Chilling at school, got an iPhone 4
>Hand-me-down so she could get the 6 for work
>Douche next to me in library at lunch
>"Can I search something?"
>I pass him le phone
>5 minutes pass
>Hear a slapping noise
>Kid is on pornhub on school wifi
>Not even using incognito
>Grab the phone back
>Yell at douche for jerking it on school wifi
>I'm gonna get killed for this

To this day, nobody else has even touched my phone afterwards, not even me for about 2 weeks.

>>742447077
Alicorn wants to fly.
Daddy concedes alicorn bitching wishes.
Daddy catapults alicorn.
Alicorn goes directly into an AC outlet snd gets electricuted.
Everyone laughs snd dances the chs-cha-cha... this is optional though.

>>742447262
We were in the study area of the library, me so I could read, him so he could 'study', but clearly someone forgot his laptop/got it confiscated

>>742447406
I was thinking more feelbox but w/e

A fluffy mama drowning in spaghetti sauce while that baby chirp at her feet in blithe ignorance.

>>742447535
Oh.... well then:
Alicorn was born with a wing way bigger than the other.
Feels sad.
Sees self like a monster.
Daddy wants to mske him feel better.
Makes cardboard wing for alicorn.
Alicorn happy.
Everyone cheers and dances the cha-cha-cha.

Id like to see an image of a fluffy mama stuck in a box because she is to big for the box and in no real danger, she crys as her babahs eat skittis and hug and call her a bad mama

>>742447783
I like that idea :3
But I guess i's up to the artist. More people prefer abuse anyway but I'm kind of middle ground.

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>>742447535
got your feelbox right here

>>742447936
im a fan of light abuse, nothing permanant but somthing like a fluffuy geting stuck in avent and her ababys insulting her as she wiggles out

>>742447936
>>742447783

Haven't tried feelbox in a while. but if I got time I'll do both

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>>742447936
Well.... To make it more abusebox, maybe at the cha-cha-cha dancing part, a drunk mexican beats the alicorn with the maracas....??

What do you guys think of this remix?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqZSZjSU7w

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>>742448112
This

>>742448045
this is what i really wanted

>>742448112
YES.

>>742448151
>>>/mu/
get out

>>742447262
>le
That shit isn't funny

>>742448624
I'm sorry I offended you with two letters, but isn't that what 4chan's all about? :3

>>742447502

Saved as WTF

>>742448707
>:3
Normie get out
REEEEEE

>>742448707
I said it wasn't funny.
Not offensive. Are you retarded as well?
Is this your first week?

>>742448707
>summerfag detected

>>742448045
Maikul Wenni wus iww
Da Day the Eawf Stood Stiww
Bu he towd us wewe we stand
An Fwash Gowdon was thewe
In siwvah undaweaw
Cwaud Wains wus da inv..invisubu maaan
Den sumfin wen wong
Fow Fway Way an King Kong
Dey got caug in cewuwoid jaaam
Den a dedwy pace
It came fwom outah space
An dis am how da messash wan....

S...cienfe ficshunnnnn
Doubwe feachuuuu
Doctah Eks
Wiww buiwd a cwichur
See andwoids fightin Bwad an Jannet
Ann Fwancis staws in Fowbiden Pwanet
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At dah late night, dowbwe feachu, pichu shoooooow!

>>742444562
I came to this very thread because thinking about people I'm mad at was keeping me up.
I feel much better now. (was gonna post)>>742446583

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>>742449273
Whoever you are, we love you and you came to the right place.

>>742449682
Je voudrais du savoir q'est-ce q....merde??? *screes in french fries*

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>>742449682

>>742450007
Thou mayest pewfowm both fings, nice mistah agent doubwe o seven.

>>742450070
I remember this

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>>742450070
i'm not comfortable with the boner this image is giving me

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>>742449112
...
Fuck, Rocky Horror with fluffies would be fucking amazing.

>>742450320
Huh. Fluffporn. That's uncommon, or at least I don't see it...

>>742450706
lol

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>>742450320
Dat gween fwuffy has been to pwaces... seen pwaces...

>>742450706
Yeah, would love to see Doctah Fwankenfuwtah singing about being a sweet twans..ves...teevee fwom Twansenffie, Twansywvania!

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>>742451118
Doctor Frankenfurter as a fluffy is an image that is particularly inspiring.

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>>742451478
Yes, it is!

Also a fluffy as Meatloaf singing Tooty Patootie....

walking down the street and see two fluffies arguing while being surrounded by a blazing fire.

>you wet dis hooman huwt hewd
nu bewieve smawties wies no mowe, me bwing pweace to hewd
>buh hewd am foweva sweepies
fwuffy give sowwy hoofsies to smawty
>yu nu am fwuffy nu mowe yu am munsta

suddenly the two fluffies start fighting, tried not to laugh since it was so pathetic it was to see two weaklings fight.
they continue to fight trying to best each other.

>am ovah fwuffy hab high upsies
fwuffy am stwong
>nu twy

suddenly the fluffy jumps but misses the landing breaking its legs. all of a sudden its fur catches on fire. all you could hear was the sweet scree.

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>>742451595
Lel, so is Doctor Scott as a pillowfluff.
Where tf are our drawfags?

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>>742450746

>>742451596
>OU WEWE FWUFFY BWUDAH ANAKIN
ANAKIN HATE OU!!!

>>742451814
Derpbastian here, taking notes. Will sketch something up during the weekend and post probably next week. This is gold.

>>742451814
>>742452028
Dancie babbehs choiring: WEEET'S DO DAH TIEEEMWAWP AGAAAAAIN!!!!!

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>>742445703
If we're "too puss to kill animals" then how the fuck are we on track to become serial killers faggot?

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>>742452028
Yessssss, yesssssssssss, it begins.

Fun fact: I'm a drawfag too (I do political cartoons), but I worry that if I draw fluffy shit it will eventually be recognized and found by my employers, which would end poorly for me. But I'll be damned if a Rocky Horror Fluffy Homage isn't super fucking tempting.

>>742448045
kek is that weirdbox?

>>742452412
Wew... Fwuffy see ou shivew wif antici....pashun!

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>>742452412
Then you're not a very good artist.
Low tier artists can have style.
High level artists have several personal styles and can impersonate various other artists' styles (but lower artists hate you for mocking them).

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>>742452871

No.

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>>742452694
Dude, I never professed to be "good". In fact, as far as drawing goes, I'm kinda shit. But I can make a blob that looks like Trump, and squiggle that looks like Clinton, and I'm clever enough to put those blobs and squiggles into "witty" situations and that keeps me employed. It is an odd life.

Not as odd as the life of someone who has anthro shit saved, though.

>>742449112
>>742450706
>>742451118
>>742451478
>>742451595
>>742451814
>>742452276
>>742452657
I just love jhow these threads always envolve into some weirdbox shit...

>>742451596
>>742451887
Seriously...

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>>742453352
>weirdbox shit...
That IS the natural state of fluffy threads, imo at least.

>>742453655
I'm not complaining about it ;D
I honestly love it.

How do you feel about Hasbio lab stuff? I like playing with it, but I worry that trying to explain every fluffy behavior is likely to lead to more headcanon collisions.

>Excerpts from an interview with a former Hasbio employee (1/2)

Q:
>>Why do fluffy ponies talk so much? They babble almost constantly. Why do they talk about what they are doing?

A:
>The complete and utter lack of internal dialog in fluffies actually stems from our attempts to address GNP (Genetic Neuro-Programming) programming problems. The animal GNP speech research data provided by the US government was miles ahead of everything else. Since it was well tested and deemed reliable, we hit upon the idea of using it to debug fluffy pony behavioral code.
>Fluffy ponies don't 'think out loud' because they are stupid, but because we needed a way of confirming that the correct behavior subroutines were being triggered. As such, we programmed fluffy ponies tend to narrate just about everything they do with the intent of removing that block when development was complete. It seems like another stupid fluffy behavior to anyone that doesn't know that, but I remember it saving the day on more than one occasion.

(continued)

>>742453751
Excerpts from an interview with a former Hasbio employee (2/2)

>There was batch that had a lot of litter box training issues. This was initially chalked up to misbehavior, but we noticed some oddities. They weren't simply shitting everywhere or whenever they wanted.
>They would, for whatever reason, only shit near the food trough, and only during mealtimes.
>Experimentation quickly showed that they wouldn't shit if they weren't eating, but to a degree that was very alarming.
>In one experiment, we fed 5 fluffy ponies intravenously so that they could live for an extended period without eating.
>All 5 of them held their waste, even when told to defecate.
>It wasn't clear whether they thought they shouldn't, or simply couldn't, but all of them held their wastes until their colon ruptured and they died from sepsis.
>Another experiment with an altered feeding schedule showed that the affected fluffies defecated or attempted to defecate whenever they thought they were partaking in a meal.
>In response to frequent small feedings, the problems caused the affected batch to attempt to defecate every time, even when their bowels were empty.
>This went to the degree that they would strain hard enough to cause injuries, some of them serious.
>It was clear that some part of the behavior programming was faulty, but where and how to identify affected fluffies?
>The solution was so obvious, we all felt embarrassed that it had to be pointed out by a junior technician.
>By adding a small bit of code to the behavioral decision tree, we made fluffy ponies announce their actions out loud.
>Hearing "Yay, nummies! Fluffy wan nu-nu-nu-num... make good poopies!" from a fluffy instantly identified a fluffy pony with that particular genetic defect.
>After that, it was a simple matter to identify the parents* and cull them.
>*NOTE: The behavioral issue went unidentified in the parents since lab breeding fluffies were generally highly restrained amputees.

>>742445167
This one always makes me cry..

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>>742453655

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>>742453751
>>742453810
Headcanon collisions are certainly nothing to worry about. This isn't a /real/ thing, you know. If the writefaggotry is good, and yours is, go for it.

Are there any hasbio notes about jellenhiemers? They seem to go unnoticed frequently, though they appear to not require any feeding or water, yet still maintain life functions, granted; they hardly ever move or speak.

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This is the most disgusting fluffy pic I have.

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There was a decent Jellenhiemer comic a while back where a guy finds one and tries to hurt it. It doesn't go well.

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>>742456185

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>>742456407
Oooooooh, also good. This is the second most disgusting picture I have.
Although I'm not sure if "disgusting" is the right word for it.

>>742456273
We need more verbose fluffies.

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>>742456677
Flugbies, my friend.

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>>742456600
Anything else gross I have is disgusting in a sexual way, so...

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>>742456859

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>>742456859

>Flugbies

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>>742456949

>>742457007
> Please reattach my legs
> No, I will slap your balls every 17 minutes
> I just wanted pasta

Fuck why is that so funny

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>>742457850
are you familiar with the original comic?

>>742457915
Yeah I've seen it a ton, think I have it saved somewher