Best of 4chan
this is on /fit right now
>>741825939
I guess this is what autism looks like when it manifests in somebody who cares about gains
>>741825939
improved version
>>741826336
Thats fucking worse or was that your intent to troll?
>>741826336
>improved
>>741825903
Fake
>>741825903
>>741826423
Are you fucking 11? Of course that was sarcasm
>>741826693
I hope he made the right choice and killed himself after that diagnosis, I know I would
>>741826426
>forcey fun time
Topkek
Reporting in from /co/
>>741827255
Whut dhe fugg
the time /b/ helped jenna jameson
>>741828430
CHINMAN TIME
>>741826336
I greatly enjoy your humor.
Best
>>741827459
man, I haven't been to /co/ in years.
>>741829115
I tried to power through the cringe but now I just feel sick
>>741829913
thats fuckin terrifying
>>741828430
Holy shit
>>741825535
>>741829687
Wow, all those posters were restarted. OP just hates his mom for wasting his day by going to the doctor instead of being able to play more vidya or something.
>>741825903
Get this the fuck off /b/ and back on the Deep Web where it belongs you fucking scumfuck.
>>741830615
3edgey5me
>>741830397
I though it was because he had to see his sister in a sports bra.
>>741826525
Purge this bitch
A classic
>>741831682
>>741831107
what the fuck
>>741826423
>>741826524
>falling for this obvious bait
>>741831682
>>741831709
>>741830911
What do watches have to do with horrible pedophile story
>>741832020
>>741832059
>>741832094
>>741832199
>>741832233
>>741832347
>>741831107
There goes my faith in the human race.
>>741832527
>>741829687
No matter how many times I've seen this over the years, it still makes me angrily confused
>>741832199
man, my sergeant in the Marines told me the same story, but his version took place in a Tijuana sex show.
>>741832566
>>741832755
Ah, bless /b/ and it's urban myths.
Sounded too good to be true.
I don't think I'd have any trouble no matter how hard she blew on my date. ;)
>>741830615
no YOU get the fuck off /b. people like you have turned this once great board into a bunch of pussy ass white knights screaming for mods like a baby screams for a tit to suck on...
>>741826336
kek
>>741832766
>>741832975
Have been getting a ridiculous amount of dubz this thread.
>>741830615
>being a newfag 4chan and telling people to change their ways on the website they've browsed for years
>>741832843
Child porn isn't supposed to be on /b/, nor are stories about said porn, its fucking disgusting, you're fucking disgusting. Its not white knighting to look down on someone for abusing a person beyond all reason. I hate the human race as much as the next /b/tard but this >>741825903 and this >>741831107 are fucking sick. Nothing about this is ok. Crawl back to the pit, you degenerate cunt.
>>741833162
>Child porn is normal on /b/
You're a special kind of stupid huh?
>>741833183
>>741833271
its always been on /b/ you retard
>>741825903
This can't be real.
>>741832975
I could read this hundreds of times and it will never not be funny...
I still wonder if anon is still messing with Doug after all this time...
>>741832456
well if the tornado killing a child is ok with you then a young pedo "basically just masturbating and not hurting anyone" should be fine... youl live bud.
>>741833183
Great post!
Let this be a lesson to all of you hooligans that the moral high ground should make you feel ashamed of yourself. The next time I see any of you faggots spout slurs or hate speech I'll be there just like this kike over here
>>741833463
Fucking kills me every time hey.
That and the finland one.
>>741833183
POST MOAR.
FAGGOTS.
>>741829115
>Sister
>12
>>741826525
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
>>741827459
I laughed for 5 minutes straight
.tfw baked
>>741834312
Not sure if it's because I'm tired af, or high af, or both, but I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.
>>741828346
Gets me every time
>>741827459
Holy fuck, I laughed so hard I almost vomited...
Would someone please post a tutorial so these summerfags can post webm's?
>>741835185
Why are you trying to get everybody else to do your dirty work, faggot?
Too stupid to do it yourself? Fuckin' poofter.
>>741835432
Ocular Trespassing sounds like when you give a facial to a girl, but accidentally bump the tip of your penis into the girl and it breaches her eyelid. Fuckin kek...
>>741826423
Someone screen cap this one for future threads. Fucking idiot
>>741833031
This just in from /bant/
>>741835370
>Why are you trying to get everybody else to do your dirty work, faggot?
>Too stupid to do it yourself? Fuckin' poofter.
Because I've seen the URL magically appear since yesterday, which means one dense motherfucker is splashing up the whole place. Also, I'm not feeling like doing it.
>>741835435
No, fucking retard. Not like that.
Like this (except this is a gif)
>>741836063
>No, fucking retard.
said the person who's too braindead to even do this
>>741836063
Faggot, you don't even know how to do it yourself do you, that's why you're asking OTHER people to do the job for you, so YOU can learn how it's done.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
>>741836313
And here we have some shitposting...
>>741836425
Faggot.
>>741836313
I said please, nigger. If you don't like to preview vids by using "hover", and instead click on everything on 4chin, you're a fucking amateur, and you're gonna be buying five new computers every day until you get V&
>>741836550
Should have just admitted you didn't know how it was done, rather than trying to order other people to do it you fucking faggot arsed faggot.
/b/ has been pretty shitty since this
>>741836636
>Should have just admitted you didn't know how it was done, rather than trying to order other people to do it you fucking faggot arsed faggot.
You think I pulled "hover" right out of my ass? This particular cunt is dropping links, clown.
Download image, select file by hitting "choose file". Done. I just figured one of you would have an animated infographic, rather than typing. But NOOOOOO, instead, you seize on a basic request. You are a worthless lame-ass nigger, who enjoys every opportunity for conflict - that is all.
>>741828127
I was there for that. Shit was cash
>>741837437
What the fuck are you two faggots on about?
Fucking phoneposters
theres been a /pol/ happening today
Here's some footage
https://youtu.be/hVc1hvD6mCw
>>741838660
What in the fuck is happening?
>>741838774
murka
>>741838774
A bunch of racist basement dwellers uniting in their stupidity
>>741838774
It's an "alt-right" protest march
People are finally sick of retarded liberals and their anti-white agenda & etc. It's been a pretty long time since there's been a march like this
>>741838774
Leftists done fucked up and pushed too far.
>>741838854
>>741838899
Brittany Venti was in the march FYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1EDAyEu6J4&ab_channel=BrittanyVenti
>>741838924
Call it what it is. It's a neo-nazi march. The organizer and his group openly admit to being neo-nazis.
>>741839109
>>741839146
BRITTANY VENTI IS NAZI CONFIRMED HOLY SHITT
>>741832842
good shit
>>741839146
tiki torch khaki cucks spending their friday nights not getting laid in company instead of not getting laid on their one.
>>741837558
Do you have any more horror greentexts?
>>741838899
>A bunch of racist basement dwellers uniting in their stupidity
Was what 40 antifa faggots thought moments before they got their ass beat by 400 angry white men swinging tiki torches.
>>741826426
Upsy stairsy
>>741839465
If you swing a tiki torch at someone, does the oil spill out and catch fire?
>>741828692
Okay, seen it all now. Close the shop, it's over.
wapanese
>>741839413
>>741839413
also possibly relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0n0Et8aI3s
>>741839943
Horror writers ain't got shit on /b/...
>>741839943
What the fuuuck
I saw this on a TV show once, some sort of CSI show.
>>741840020
alright, skinwalker thread it is. you know, I live next to a forest so this is all the creepier as a result
>>741837009
Photoshop
>>741833183
This is Reddit, it's /b/, it's the greatest and worst part of the internet at the same time. Well at least it used to be. So fuck off if you can't take it. Some of these post were from the glory days
>>741840020
I live in PA and constantly go on trails. Never encountered any spooky shit like that while mushroom picking or hiking. Gave me spooks though, like the story.
>>741841007
Aren't wendigos/skinwalkers just caused by people going crazy then resorting to cannablism when they get lost in the woods?
>>741841007
>>741841250
What part of PA? I'm right outside Philadelphia, there aren't many trails around here, but I've still experienced spooky shit in the woods near my house.
>>741825879
best of 4chan? some retards spazzing out over a photoshopped picture?
>>741841298
yeah probably, but I like to keep a false superstitious belief that they're real for the sake of the good stories
>>741831107
I fapped to this
>>741841674
Real or not, the fact that Wendigos can exist psychologically is fucking terrifying...
Main reason why I don't want to ever go camping or hiking.
>>741841795
oh I love camping, but I always sleep with a machete and a nugget next to me. Tbh, I'm more worried about known animals like bears, but ya never know....
>>741833183
being this retarded...
>>741833183
again, fuck off. /b is the home of CP, murderers, and just downright fucked up shit that the rest of the internet doesnt want. dont try to clean shit with faggotry, it doesnt work. Either contribute or GTFO
>>741829201
God fucking damnit skirym guard. I actually wanted to read the rest of that shit. This is why I both love and hate 4chan. Hey, at least it wasn't the Loch Ness moster.
>I need about treefiddy
>>741840747
yeah story was proven fake years ago. Turned out the guy worked for a Film studio and made realistic looking body pieces or corpses.
>>741827459
My sides are fucking gone!
/u/nicorn reporting in.
>>741825903
fake as shit, but I came anyway
>>741828346
This is my favorite epic thread.
>>741830366
Legendary
>>741825903
god damnit i just masturbated 20 minutes ago
my tip is still sensitive
what?? no day /b stood still? jr n pop? meth? poop..???
>>741825535
>>741826525
>Open image
>
>>741833303
>>741833684
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>>741842316
fuck off you newfags are you this retarded
literally off yourselves you fucking 12 year olds
>>741827459
Im fucking crying what the FUCK, fucking saved
>>741830999
Fuck me Kentucky anon here i think i recognize that house
>>741832566
I want this to be real so bad.
>>741837437
Oh, look at that headline!
Apparently, you're a faggot!
>>741845605
>>741826426
holy shit. what is this normie garbage?
>>741833303
Not actual CP, faggot. Lolis are one thing but having actual CP is very pathetic.
>>741845059
Go read a fucking Wikipedia article you autistic fuck. Pedophilia has been a staple of /b/ culture since before your mom let you use the computer. Whether you agree with it or not, it's always been here and it's here to stay. This is an anonymous image board and there isn't shit you can do so stop embarrassing yourself with your newfag faggotry and lurk moar nigger. That or go back to your safe space >>>/lgbt/
>>741826572
>best of 4chan
no fucking shit nigger
>>741846022
MODS
>>741846022
Holy fuck
>>741846022
Moar pls
>>741846022
Fuck you pedo scum
>>741842316
Idk about being the "home" but I still remember my first murder thread. Never saw any pizza thankfully, probably havent been on long enough
>>741832843
Hear, hear!
>>741839844
>>741840020
>>741841321
>>741841400
Fuck out of here god damn. If I didn't have my dog with me I'd be scared shitless
>>741847061
Truly worthy of "best of 4chan" status
>>741847207
Picklerick is the new ylyl banana
>>741846022
Fucking hell get your life together.
>>741834312
Sometimes us burgers have to protect our leaf brothers.
Does anybody have the one where an anon explodes firecracker in Paris after terrorist attack?
>>741833162
that's pathetic kek
>>741848409
is this already dead?
The nevada thread we just had and 404'd. OH WAIT IT TURNED OUT TO BE FUCKING SHIT
>>741848668
>>741848722
>>741848854
>>741828127
She's now orthodox Jewish and conservative. What a weird world we live in.
>>741833513
>
lost
>>741825903
What the god fearing fuck is this mental breakdown
>>741850944
>god
God? He iz ze biggest bitch of zem all
>>741830397
But the sports bra is good for water sister hair under geeze
>>741832094
oh GOD IM JIZZING G RAINBOWS THE THOUGHT OF HER SUFFERI G AND DYING FROM HER SHIT IT MAKES ME HARD MAKES ME MOIST NL BETTER FEELING THAN THE HELLISH AGONY OF THE FUCKING SUB HUMAN SHIT PILES THAT INFEST THIS WORLD RAPE HER KILL HER FAMILY AND FEED HER THE REMAINS TILL SHE EXPLODES THEN BURN AND SHOCK AND DROWN AND I AND SALT AND KILL KILL KILL SO MUCH YEAH YES YESYEYEGEE AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW FUCJ YEAH IM TOTALLY JIZZING THOUSAND RAINBOW MULTI HAPPY TIEM SUPREME FOREVER YES
>>741825535
From a /fit/ thread asking about no fap.
>>741837558
The Gypsy hate is real
>>741840020
Eyes wide
Body stiff
Mouth agape
Muscles shift
Breathing hard
Penis growing
Hair on end
Blood is flowing
Balls are heavy
Bones are aching
Palms are sweaty
Mom's spaghetti
>>741841298
Wendigos are northern skinwalkers are southern
>>741841321
The silent echo still rings true
>>741841400
The goat men. Some say satyers or cannibals turned monster. I say it's bigfoots poker buddy grabbing sum dat jack links cept jack is a guy and the links are sausage made from his guts. They probably meet up with a wendigo that just went on a beer run and a leprechaun with dat dank green. Maybe they get fucked up and screw a unicorn who knows that's the fun
>>741841795
I want to eat one hear it scream as I bite it's flesh WHOS THE BITCH NOW FUCKER I AM MAN I AM HUNTER I EAT YOU YOU NO EAT ME WHAT HAPPEN? YOU EAT PEOPLE YOU BE WENDIGO YOU EAT WENDIGO YOU BE WHAT? BE SDOUBLE HUMAN SUPER HUMAN EAT WENDIGO BE SUPER MAN>>741841795
>>741831418
KEK
>>741826336
>>741825792
Top shit
>>741846535
Fuck you
>>741845464
Fuck Me Kentucky is something I will say forever now
>>741828346
This is the first time I've seen this.
o7
>>741825903
the best of /b/
>>741825903
>>741827459
>>741825939
dat small af image
i knew fit was full of manlets but this is ridiculous
>>741827459
it's...beautiful
>>741825751
>>741845865
>Not actual CP, faggot
>i have no idea what im talking about detected
bai rebbit
>>741860352
i wonder how's he after lp singer hanged himself
>>741826423
On a scale from "fag" to "really fucking", just how new are you?
>>741826693
shit
he got HIV?
feels
>>741828430
Fuck, I just watched that episode of Adventure Time yesterday
>>741841664
multiple people thought of the same image. its conveying a feeling of togetherness.
people feel connected as soon as they see the slightest possibility of others being like them or doing the same thing. the phenomena is called "circle jerk".
>>741860985
I dun get it.
Bumpin
>>741845634
its a reference. the other version didnt include the forcey fun time and people were butthurt about it
>>741826426
>rooty tooty point and shooty
Stolen from Brian Regan, but fuck if that doesn't make me laugh hysterically every time
>>741842350
He doesn't look like he's from any of the holds of skyrim, perhaps morriwind?
>>741832454
Who is she?
yoooo