Money making hacks thread. Immoral shit is allowed and encouraged.

step 1 get a job
step 2 do your job
step 3 ???
step 4 profit

>>740902105
You will forever reside in the E quadrant with this mindset

>>740902105
/thread

Your biggest expenses are housing, transportation, and food, savings in those areas will go the farthest.

>>740900691
>hacks

>>740900691
Start a corporation

>>740902420
No you

I used to send out phishing emails and get minor amounts of corporate money to China. $10k out and $4k of Bitcoin for me.

Really kinda fucked after alphabay shut down most of my contacts were from the forums so I'm just laying low for now.

>>740900691
>Open many bank accounts
>Visit them all daily
>Every once in a while you see really old person withdrawing decent size of cash
>Stalk them home
>Run up on them and rob their ass

Obviously a lot more difficult than sounds because you have to be very aware of your surroundings at all times to avoid cameras and neighbors.

>>740903268
Just be a nigger and sell dope. It's easy if you be fucking careful.

Open tor
Buy counterfeit cash
Win?

Go to 3 mcdonalds, talk to the manager and give him $100 for him to show you the numbers (income, corporate letters), then buy or short McDonald's in the stock market.

Watch out though, you don't wanna go to one owned by McDonald's itself, you will want to find a franchise.

You can do the same for pretty much any retail store (Starbux, Burger King, chipotle kinda), makes you quite a bit of money.

Source: I do it every quarter before earnings to Burger King, McDonalds, and Starbucks, visit 3-4 of them so that it isn't a specific establishment's problem, then short or buy puts/calls. Most I've made was 120% 3 quarters ago with mcdonalds ($20,000), and the least I've made was -$2,000 when I started and only went to one establishment.

>>740903268
>old people
>significant sums of cash

Old people are either barely making it because they're outliving their savings, or are the type to keep cash sewn into an old suit jacket. Either way, they aren't withdrawing shit from the bank

Flip items on Craigslist. You won't make a killing, but I pull in about 500 bucks a month from it. Nice pocket change.

>>740903780
Maybe where you live but I live in a rural part of Florida where old people go to retire and spend their money.

>>740903934
where do you source products from?

I see a ton of people suggest reselling cheap books on Amazon (for example) but then only give sources like goodwill or thrift stores.

I don't know about you, but the only things in those places around me are broken or worthless.

>>740900691
Work as a server in a restaurant that does coupons. Stock pile said coupons. Any time someone pays with cash use coupons give them the change they were supposed to get, pocket rest plus tip.

Sell kidney, wait until it grows back, sell again. Rinse repeat

>>740903112
Explain

>>740903698
This sounds reasonable, actually

I've considered writing a few bullshit articles for some sites. The ones that require less real work pay less, but it's still generally at least $100 a pop. Obviously the sites make way more back for doing minor editing to what you submit, so they're the real ones making cash. But still not bad for something to do every once in a while.

sites like listverse just require a list of ten things, about a paragraph and a half per thing, and sourcing. You submit the article and they send you $100 if they want it. Good for getting a few hundred bucks back by just regurgitating some shit from college lectures.

Cracked is harder. They want more airtight sources and more niche info, but generally fewer items per list. They also pay more, $150 first 4 accepted articles, then $200 per article after (used to be like $50 and $100 respectively... fucking robbery). It's also more difficult to get things accepted, so that's another con though. They also had a period of being a bit too SJW for my tastes, but it's not as bad any more (in case you have issues with that).

Most interesting, they actually just posted an article from a guy who scammed Huffinton Post's system to get free shit and decent money for no work. Maybe shit like that or those other facebook spam article sites are worth it too
cracked.com/personal-experiences-2507-how-i-used-fake-reviews-tons-free-crap.html

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>>740904519
Are you retarted? Its mostly shit like
>Buy one side of fries get the second free
You're telling me you want me to go through all that trouble and not get caught for $2.
>Laughing all the way to the bank
This is you

>>740904519
>change the bill
>pray to god they don't check it
>repeat

People have enough trouble remembering how much they gave the server in the first place. You're risking a lot to do that scam since you have to give them physical evidence of what you did in return.

>>740902218
ive taken care of transportation
how is it possible to live cheap
i feel like nobody can really do it unless you are good at being homeless and holding down a job

>>740902105
Yeah... If only it were that easy. I'm so tired of sending out 100s of resumes and applications a day.

>>740904754
So I use a tool called metagofill with a Google search of "site:target.org filtetype:doc OR filetype:docx". I get these files to find metadata about the systems of which they have publicly put on the internet. If they're on old software (shit ton of companies STILL on XP) I'll start sending emails with attachments harvested through a tool called Discover (Lee Baird on GitHub). Those attachments open a reverse shell over metasploit and I start to work my way through the org (Active Directory experience a plus). Find the finance department and pwn one of their computers either through an email from my initial hack or something simple through passing the hash, pwning the AD server etc.

Once in I just wait till they log into a bank account that can wire money and set up a small wire to an account a contact i met on alphabay had already set up. They do the dirty work of handling the money and pay me 40% in BTC or XMR.

Getting the BTC to be usable can suck but cash for bitcoins to a po box works pretty well.

I keep it small and simple. I could go bigger but I'd rather just hit another place instead.

>>740906109
how do you mask your footprints?

>>740904519
Actually this is legit

They pay the normal price, you run a coupon afterwards. You pocket the coupon savings and the customer pays the same amount they would have anyways.

My sister did this for two years and it tripled her income on tips. She had to stop when a new employee did it blatantly and management caught on

>>740904519
>be many years ago
>work in food service
>know the exact total of most items/combos (didn't have a huge menu)
>Person pays with exact change
>hit No Sale, register opens
>put money in empty/unused slot in drawer
>no sale registered
>end of day
>PROFIT

Keep in mind this was years ago when security was minimal, and didn't always have supervisor hovering around either. Not sure it would work today, maybe with an old register and no cameras around.

And not many ppl pay with exact change anymore

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>>740902105

Pretty much this. Work hard, play hard OP.

Also, learn how to gamble and make smart, calculated bets. I prefer craps, as it is a 2 way street for betting with/against the shooter, but hey if you have a leg up on another game, by all means.

I suggest putting like 2-300$ aside each month, finding somewhere you can lay it down and just playing slow. Might not make you feel like a baller, but a 100% increase on 200$ down is not a bad increment to walk off with at all. Just keep a lid on it, play smart, drink coffee instead of booze at the table and NEVER EVER bet with or on niggers.

>>740906378
I have a segmented network that has a router that only routes through tor. Most of these places have shitty IDS that don't notice outgoing connections to tor (since I'm reverse shelling them it just looks like the employee is going out to tor)

Once I have my reverse shell all the network traffic appears internal and a better org might notice what's going on but if they're that far behind on updates they're barely doing anything proper on their internal network.

The bank accounts don't matter since I just send and collect coins. With XMR it's already anonymous but I'll tumble the BTC. The amounts are too low to attract feds for the most part.

>>740906940
M8 there's always a house edge on all the bets except the odds bet but you have to make a line or come/DC bet to take those

Craps is one of the best games to play but you will always lose in the long term.

It is fun as hell. Play for entertainment not money.

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https://www.rogue-labs.net/
Online moneymaking site bots, have used for almost 2 years now with no bans.
$9/month to make $60-70 profit, per IP, all you need is a PC and an internet connection to run these bots a few hours per day, whenever you want, as much as you want.
Not major money, but you can scale the bots to as many IP's and accounts you own for the fixed price. Most I got in one month was $90.
Say 'greb' referred ya, if you want.

>>740906799
I just don't see how this works with food, people ALWAYS get a receipt.

I did, however, know a friend like tens years ago in highschool. First job he had was in a bowling alley. Shoe rental was almost always cash and never a receipt so he would just balance out the drawer after giving change and pocket the cost of the rental.

Did it too often, though. At some point I think he was doing like every other rental when he should have probably done it once every 5 or so

>>740907036
Pretty fucking rad anon. Stay safe.

start trading in cfd, you will need at least 2g to float for margin maintenance

>>740906940
>make smart, calculated bets
>by playing craps

The fuck?

Isn't black jack the one game you really have any chance at making money back on?

Somebody once asked Warren Buffett about his secret to success. Buffett pointed to a stack of books and said,
Read 500 pages like this every day. That’s how knowledge works. It builds up, like compound interest. All of you can do it, but I guarantee not many of you will…

>>740907431
Thanks buddy. Learn some Linux sometime and you can do it too. Thanks for listening to my story.

casino

i play this game and win every time
called change machine

>>740907626
>go to work
>most likely go to second job after in this economy
>find time for one meal
>need to sleep for work in the morning
>but fuck, Buffett says I have to read these 500 page

Life isn't perpetual liberal arts undergrad, 98% of people don't have the luxury of that amount of free time.

>>740907583
Yes but you have to count cards and even then bad luck can wipe you out. The dealers count cards too and will know if you're counting because you have to play and bet differently.

And if you're caught counting you can't really play anymore.

>>740907853
go to bed dad

>>740903698
Lol nice bait but it's bullshit burger King isn't even publicly traded on the stock market it's a private corporation

>>740907930
honestly you get about 80% efficacy of counting cards by just knowing the odds for what you have vs. what the dealer shows

I was a charity dealer in college, easier than counting when 3 decks are in play

>>740907391
Why aren't you spending 1000 a month to make 7000?

>>740907391
is the bot reliable or are these sites always changing?

>>740906415
a manager would have to be incredibly retarded to not notice that a LOT of coupons just so happen to be used when a certain employee is working

>>740907885
>spends time on 4chan

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Everyone saying to work hard will probably always be poor. Work smart OP. We all know someone working like three jobs that's still broke af. I bought a new car but kept my old one. I put it up on Turo for rent everyday. Now my 7 year old car pays for my 2018 car so my paycheck isn't affected. I'm working on an income property next so my rent can pay itself. At the end of the day i'll walk away with 100% of my check to play with. Shit I could just stay home and not go to work but that's just not my style.

>>740907583
roulette, actually

>>740900691
>muh shekels
>>>/biz/

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>>740907284

>It is fun as hell. Play for entertainment not money.
I agree, for sure. Hence why I wouldn't suggest trying to ride a hot streak and end up blowing a good purse by betting dumb while youre up. Either make 100% of what you put down and walk away or if youre not getting anywhere playing the pass, just leave.

You're absolutely right though, its a fast game and the window of getting a big return is very small. I guess I can just read shooters well enough to know when they're gonna crap out with a point, and bet heavy against them. But that being said, Its more fun than practical, for the most part.

It's worked for me though, I track my $ in/out and have been pretty good about staying ahead. Right now Im still cruising around 1200$ up on the house, with my biggest loss being around $400 in one sitting. Made the mistake of putting more money on the table though, which bit me in the wallet.

>>740907583

>Isn't black jack the one game you really have any chance at making money back on?

Yes and no. Not in AC where I go, as card counters are pretty few and far between with the yellow (cut) card and they don't really fuck with it from what I understand. Dont really fuck with BJ though, so I really have no Idea.

Betting on craps however is closer to that of hold em poker and I find that if you hang out on a table long enough, betting the min, youre bound to either get a group of rubes or an actual shooter, which both makes the game more fun and makes betting more strategic. Its all about knowing who to up your units on (mine are 4 and 9 when I shoot) and being smart about not going too heavy.

But yeah, In the end its still betting on dice, which is a random thing. I just enjoy the game and can usually make my 100% in a few hours.

>>740907651
I appreciated hearing it. I'm too shitter right now and can barely use my vps and shitty coding skills. If another mmo gets decent I might try to bot/farm or exploit that.

>>740907583
Blackjack is the most simple card game and one that you can theoretically count cards, so a lot of people just assume its the best one to play to make money.
casinos use multiple decks in a shoe so its nearly impossible to card count.

The best bet in the casino is actually red/black or odd/even in roulette but that shit is very boring. And even then it's not 50% house edge makes it 46% because of the 0 and 00 squares

I made a couple hundred bucks off Grubhub scheduling blocks and then going outside of my region boundry so that I don't get any calls to go pick up food, but since I'm scheduled on these blocks, you still get paid minimum wage, watch out though they catch on if you take too much without actually working.

>>740908542

Betting the 3rds is a good way to play outside and stay alive. Not sure of the profit margins over time, but I do know some people who do well playing the 3rds cross.

>>740908780
In Europe we don't get scammed as much because there is only one zero on the tables, not fucking two

still a scam tho

>>740908245
I could rent 100 virtual machines and have 100 accounts, but monitoring and cashing out each one would be too much work, as the bots do occasionally freeze and need to be restarted.
Most I've had so far is 2
>>740908250
The admin does weekly updates and there is rarely downtime, the only downside is the occasional hangs, which might be because I run the bots and use my computer simultaneously, which is usually fine.

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>>740902105

>>740908488

>Work smarter, not harder

So much this. Im a linecook and this is my line's motto. Don't work to cover your ass, work to stay 1 step ahead and have the luxury of free time.

>>740909059
Could you use proxies and run multi bots on 1 PC?

>>740909059
Look into a monitoring system that watches the processes for anything funny going on or if there's anything you could grab in it for when it's cash out time

Also don't forget about cheap windows VPS servers

>>740909041
yeah euro rules are nice. 48.5% is a lot more justifiable.

>>740908935
Everything on roulette is about a 2.5% house edge with one zero and 5% with 00.

You can't beat the house in the long term

>>740908935
betting systems are a gambler's equivalent of sugar pill.

>>740908031
Burger King is owned and traded in Yum Brands faggot

>>740908735
We all have to start somewhere.

Phising is just ridiculously easy if you do your homework beforehand

>>740909813
>Making bets on a company based on a single one of its assets

>>740908735
Also I highly recommend reading the hacker playbook 1 and 2. Great books.

>>740909646

Is that skewed if you play outside? Never really play inside, usually just kill time on a cheap 5-10$ table playing black & red or the 3rds. Im too impatient to try and spread that shit and play corners or whatever the fuck people do inside. Does it have any advantage or is it just a slower way to lose money with the same %s?

>>740909809

Agreed, its still gambling.

Roulette isnt my game though, so i take what they say for what it is:
>getting lucky a few times with a smidge of exaggeration

I said above, craps is my game because theres a small window in which you can get on a table, load your odds and clean up.

>>740910214
thanks for the recommendations anon.

>>740903957
Pro gun state. It's funny, because you WILL be shot.

>>740910253
No. Outside bets pay "even money" if there were 36 numbers. Bet on a color and there's an 18/37 chance it will hit. You get even money for that. It would be fair if there were 36 numbers but there's not.

A thirds bet pays 2:1 and would be fair in a 12/36 chance but it's 12/37 chance.

A street bet pays 12:1 and you have a 3/37 chance of winning (3/36 would be fair)

Single numbers are 36:1 but 1/37 chance to win

Corner bets 9:1 but again it's a 4/37 chance to win

So on and so forh

You just win outside bets more often.

>>740909397
Yes, most bots have built in proxy capability, there's guides for the specifics on the forum.

>>740909487
A master monitoring program would be a nice feature for this kind of operation.
The issue with cheap windows VPS servers is that the actual sites blacklist known major VPS/proxy providers, so only the less mainstream ones can be used, there's reviews of which will work in the forum.

>>740906940
>Play it smart
>Leave it up to chance
Lel

Buy BTC right now. Wait 1-2 years for profit.

>>740909059
What are these Bots doing exactly? The require specific kind of hardware and is it Hardware intensive?

>>740911497

money to buy btc faggot

>>740911565
stop being a poorfag

>>740910932

>Street bet

As in splitting 2 #s?

>>740911202

Hey like I said, I usually bet on people, not the point or the plethora of other shit. Its gambling man, you're bound to lose.

But if you bet the min, hold your place for a few rotations, become familiar with who handles the dice like a jabroni and who can shoot you have a better chance of knowing to bet with or against them. It's how I do it. Its not a concrete plan, but its at least a good approach to the game rather than walking up cold and trying to go all in on odds or something. Thats all I meant by play smart, Im well aware its a losing battle.

>>740900691
I pimp your mom, she makes plenty of money

>>740906940
aahhhhh julie sinn aka sierra sinn

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>>740905480
Kek

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>>740900691

>>740911536
Give artificial buzz to advertising platform sites that pay you. They uses an image recognition API for captchas. It can be a resource hog, mainly many instances of chrome or firefox running.
I'm fairly certain these ad platforms are aware of botting, as long as the advertisers don't notice. They don't seem to care what hours you use their site, just don't want to overdue how much each account makes.

>stable income
get a job and keep it
>progressive income
get a job and climb
>passive income
invest in crypto and fap
>breaking the wealth status
cocaine always cocaine sell the cocaine

>>740911704
Go start a gamble thread. You're just an asshole with gambling problems.

>>740912403
So I can't run in the background? I'm head of it at a small High School. 20 computers in a lab.

>>740905951
You're fucking lying, you would have a job by now. I think you're just a dumb fuck.

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>>740912988

>Maybe I will
>But with Blackjack
>And hookers

>>740905951
stop being a bitch and take a job you think your to good for

>>740912403
I literally have access to 2 dozen physicals with 300+gb ram & 2 14 or 16 core cpus each. I bet I could run 30 new vms for a year before anyone even guessed at what I was doing.

Fuck.

>>740913250
Will you can't come in a threat like this pretending that what you're talking about has any relevance to the thread with what you're talking about has a net profit lower then just begging on the street for money.

>>740913242

Here comes the

>Im over qualified for where I apply
>But only get called back to places that are beneath my skill level

Fuckin kids these days. Learn a trade that doesn't involve a fuckin computer and refine your approach from there. Why is this so hard for these shits to grasp?

>>740904519
>>740904519
This is just dumb, I've managed restaurants and we normally would keep a tab on how many coupons are run daily, by what number/person. Coupons are not friendly to business' it's just a gimmick to get the fool in the door.>>740904519
This is just dumb, I've managed restaurants and we normally would keep a tab on how many coupons are run daily, by what number/person. Coupons are not friendly to business' it's just a gimmick to get the fool in the door.

>>740913522
holy shit idk why my post went retarded there but it went full autistic

>>740913413
The future is now old man

>>740903698
hope the sec doesnt come after you

>>740913682

fuck youre a retard

>>740913135
Bots can be minimized to tray, but for one the browser(s) must "open" or rendered to credit video plays.
Never cared to hide the bots from view, it's possible theoretically.
>>740913345
Just gotta find a decent proxies that aren't publically listed

>>740913841
how do you not get caught? your method sounds like a good way to make cash on the side but aren't the feds watching shit like botting on websites?

>>740912285
did you got any leads anon ?
you could just try tumblr or insta btw.
better scamming pedos for btc btw.
i dont do this dont worry just asking

Fuck 65 year old women for their SS checks. I've done this for years. You just have to find one who will do it and she will have friends. I found my first one delivering pizza. She invited me in and paid me. She was hitting on me but I said I couldn't stay because I had to work in order to pay for college. She simply said if I stayed she would make sure that I went home with more than I would make all week. I actually was rock hard when I agreed. We fucked and it was pretty awful but once I got going good I came easily enough. She paid me 400 for that night and I came back 3 times that week. She just gives me her SS check because she doesn't even need it because of her husbands (dead) pension. She has hooked me up with a couple of her friends which are good for at least a grand a month. I am totally enjoying life.

>>740903596
I tried to use a fake 20 at McDonald's, they didn't fall for it :(

>>740913242
>>740913413

No, no lies, it's what I do every day that I'm not going to a labor house just to make a quick Buck.

And for that stick up your ass about "kids" and my qualifications, I don't give a shit what I do, I'm just trying to make a buck to support myself like a reasonable human being.

I wouldn't give a shit if I was shoveling your shit for $7 an hour.

>>740913758

No it aint. You're just naive. Part of the baseless optimism youth has.

This shit is gonna slow down eventually. Just be prepared, m8.

>>740914253

Then why aren't you?

>>740914193
pics or...

>>740913413
the irony is that most jobs ask for ridiculous amounts of computer skills for so many positions

want to be just some entry level admin. assistant? Better have 5 years experience and be Python/HTML/C++ fluent. Also the full Adobe creative suite.

Looking for work in NYC fucking sucks.

>>740914373

I technically am, but work houses aren't steady. Some days they have jobs, some days they don't.

I'm just looking for something that I can steadily start making money so I can maybe move to somewhere with a better job market, or atleast enough to pay all my bills without having to worry if it's me or my dog that's gonna eat.

>>740914334
Ok, Cletus. keep stockpiling.

>>740914564

You're not kidding, and I don't have programming skills man. So yeah, a four year degree and a bunch of debt was a waste, but even my technical skills aren't wanted in my town. Everything is outsourced.

>>740914711
Dumpster dive. Also go in to buffets and grab a player, walk and eat like your snacking on the way to your table.

Also Rob rich people. Fuck em.

>>740914564
Hey can I get that link? I meet those qualifications. I miss NYC

>>740914991

Didn't think about a buffet like that, but I'm not big on stealing man, I just want to live an honest life.

Fuck me right?

>>740914193
Alpha af

>>740914711

>Work houses

Ok what is a work house? Job placement or like a factory.

Seems like if youre on /b/ you could nix any job placement shit and just apply in person at places you frequent. Also ask friends/family for odd jobs, sometimes that leads to steady work.

>>740914822

I do live in the sticks, drive a truck and own guns, but I don't stockpile. If you consider buying .22lr in a 500 pack stockpiling, you should really do more research.

I just believe in being good at a few things that can help you if you're ever stranded somewhere and SOL. Not SHTF or like even car running out of gas in the middle of nowhere. Just like simple shit, how to cook, how to fix a flat tire, balance a checkbook. Shit I feel might help in a pinch. But fuck me, right?

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>>740900691
>cut 1 corner off of four $5.00 bills
>glue the corners onto a $1.00 bill

Nobody looks at the presidents faces on bills, they just glance at the denomination.

>>740904722
this

i've been doing it for years

>>740908614
Good lord, either bait or idiot... So hard to tell

>>740908488
>I'm working on an income property next so my rent can pay itself.

Sounds like a good idea until you realize that your tenants aren't you.
I did the rental property thing for 5 years before I sold everything because I was beginning to worry that I would kill some asshole tenant.
I think it was the 2am call from a tenant on the first floor saying "there's water coming through the ceiling" and rushing there ready to fix a leaking pipe only to find that the girl on the 2nd floor was fucking the boyfriend of the week in the tub and 25+ gal of water had splashed out that made me realize I'd had enough of that shit.

>>740914057
It's minor fraud, but I doubt LE would ever come after botters, maybe the admin.
The bot randomizes the timings to make it look like regular use.

>>740915207
Buffets with so much fucking food you would God damn believe. It's not Stealing if it's going to be thrown out anyway. This country is disgusting with waste you just have to look in the right places. Capitalism is designed to create waste.

Stop asking for scraps from the table and start asking for a goddamn meal.

Also call numbers at the back of some receipts like Burger King and Arby's for free Burger. Just do a survey get a free Burger. Completely within the legal framework.

Jimmy John's has $0.50 day old bread.

Sell-by is not the same as expiration. If you can stomach it dumpster dive grocery stores in affluent neighborhoods.

If you have an internet connection and decent attire, clubs in a Downtown City often have and all you can eat buffet simply to get bodies in the building.

If you have a Half Price Books in town go to their dumpster late night and gather as many books that are in good condition and not shitty old ones as you can. Selling back to a different Half Price Books if one is available.

eBay is always a good bet if you've got the time.

>>740915332

Yeah, job placement, but it's all day labor with no guarantees. I'm working on it, supposed to be barbacking and stocking soon, so that'll be nice, working in air conditioning.

I used to be able to, but all my family and friends have jobs that I don't qualify for (i.e. real estate, etc) although I work on their houses...

The town I live in is just all military and over populated, causing a job shortage. I mean, I'm in every bar/construction zone/ office/pizza place, etc. at any free hour during the day while filling out applications and all of those stupid tests at night just trying to find something.

Honestly I just miss being able to make enough money while cooking, but not even waffle House is fucking hiring.

>>740915855
If you got the time and being some transport check on Craigslist free section and pull some I don't say you can then flip on other sites like letgo and OfferUp. Younger Generations have not to go on Craigslist because it feels like an old first in the side but you can get some really good free shit there.

>>740916202
My speech-to-text really fuck that up but you get the idea

>>740915855

Honestly man, there's this bomb ass store that sells all the "expired" shit and damaged goods. It's where I get most of my groceries.

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>counterfeit cash
>buy drugs from dumb niggers
>sell drugs for real money

>>740900691
sell drugs

>>740915439
wait but.... you'd be getting rid of $20 to make a $1 bill into one $5 bill

But that was the joke, wasn't it

>>740916350
>they take it to a bank
>serial rejected
>they give bank your description
>now LE has it
ruh roh
may have to settle for smoking the drugs yourself

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>>740916638
Bills are still usable provided they have 3 legible corners. As dumb as it sounds it works.

I don't have the balls to try it on anything over a $10.00 bill at a store but if you were just giving cash to some asshole on Craig's list in exchange for something it would totally work.

Pull out your money and count it. You only look at 1 corner, especially if it's a stack.

>>740903698

You short stocks of a global corporation based on the numbers of 3 outlets? >>740916970

>>740900691
Start a youtube channel, use clickbaity bullshit titles like "7 HACKS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE TO MAKE MON..." and "OMG POLICE CAME AND YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEX..."

Ad revenue from morons that use internet explorer.

Cha-ching.

>>740903957
>>740903780

Or you could not be a fucking nigger piece of shit thug

>>740916970
>drug dealing niggers
>putting their money in a bank
Pick one. Also, the nigger in question would have no idea who gave it to them as they have several customers a day and always pocket the money fast. Even if they got caught I highly doubt they would tell the feds it was drug money.

Buy broken shit on EBay
Buy working version of same thing on Amazon
Return broken thing to Amazon.
Sell working thing on EBay.

How to work an insurance scam:

You need at least two parties and a body shop.

Better if both parties are with the same company as the deductible is waved so maximum payout.

Allstate and Geico stopped having adjusters come out and now rely on quick photo claims. They'll lowball the shit out of you but it's direct deposit or paper check. You have the body shop issue a supplemental claim for additional damages the photos didn't show. (They don't send adjusters out anymore they have the auto body sign off on repairs). You can get away with at least one. The more people the easier it is obviously as they can't link all the claims.

Don't try the "oh it's stolen" that requires a police report and is a felony.

In NY you need to fill out a MV104 when an accident occurs and damage is over 1k so find a state that doesn't require that.

Otherwise literally beat the fuck out of your car, they won't send an inspector if it's drivable so that fender bender can be a full bumper, grille, headlights, frame damage etc.


Don't try it with home/dwelling/renters policies unless you made sure you know your limit.

Off premesis theft doesn't always require a police report for that "lost" earring/watch that you had scheduled on the policy. It'll be replaced and if you "find" the old one oh welll.

>>740917368
They probably record the serial number, gonna have to swap it too

>wtf keeps happening at this clumsy asshole's house? ban him

>>740917670

They receive tens of thousands of returns a week. Not worth their time to record or check serial numbers.

Also you don't tell them it's broken.

>>740907399
I currently work at a bowling alley on the side and do this as well a few times a night. Nice 10 bucks or so a day.

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>>740917071
Heh wouldn't work for me anyway, I'm Canadian

Insurance scam part 2

Check your state for insurance statute for contestibility. In NY the company has 60 day from taking your payment and binding the policy to cancel it flat for any reason.

Get a homeowners policy through Occidental of North Carolina (admitted in about a dozen states) they send a home inspection 5 days after the effective date. So pay today making effective in 60 days. By the time the inspection is done and reported they can't cancel you regardless of condition of the home and must honor the policy for the full year term.

Light that box of matchsticks up with its faulty electric box that they clearly found during the inspection. Forced payout on your "investment" home.

>>740917368
I wonder if this would work good with amplifiers, since you see a bunch of shorted ones on ebay with no physical damage.

>>740905951
Lol I sent out one application before I was hired.

>>740917368
A legal version of this is to look for free/cheap broken devices on shitslist or wherever, google the model and the problem and most likely you will find a simple fix for whatever is wrong, some assembly required.
Idiots throw away PC/laptops all the time because they got a virus, or 'it's slow' and rightfully don't want to pay geeksquad

But shit on wish, combine, sell on etsy for 10x the price.

Cost $4 sold $60

Pic too large to upload. Literally a nut/bolt discreet smoking pipe and I glued gears to it for a steampunk look.

Shmucks eat it up.

>>740905469
This sounds interesting... So that top 10 list one, have you actually submitted lists and gotten $100 from it? How frequently do you do it and what kind of topics should the lists be about?

>>740907391
How tf do you use this? I don't understand

>become manager in fast food
>counting money end of the night
>cancel an order
>pocket price of order
Most i ever did was about 60 dollars but every night some asshat will complain as is custom in fast food. Noone is the wiser, literally seems like a regular day to the higher ups. Did this almost every night.

>>740905951
Post resume, you've probably made some big mistakes

>>740907626
How the fuck will reading books give me money?

>>740914193
lol you're a prostitute

>>740919827
Sell book reports>>740919827

>>740915787
My moment was a dumb ass welfare bitch kept stuffing used tampons down the tub drain trying to skip on the rent cause plumbing didn't work.. never could get a break in court.. cause landlords are slum Lord's.. plumbing doesn't work she doesn't have to pay... Not fucking worth the aggravation.. flipping is way better once ya get the cash flow.. could tell ya so many fucked up tenant story's..

>>740920841
Can you beat the Puerto Ricans raising chickens in the kitchen cupboards?

>>740911497
This + bitcoin mining

You can easily find out how to do it yourself or go to a site like microhash.net/?tag=29471 and pay a little to have them mine for you and you get partial profit. You don’t have to deposit anything and you’ll still get profit.

>>740902186
but.... E is the 5th letter in the alphabet. How can there be a QUADrant with more than four sections?

>>740921360
Lol sadly yes... Duplex tenants shooting at each other through the adjoining wall with guns and cops telling me it's my problem to solve... One cooking meth, cops no knock warrant fucking destroying my property, that tenant then suing me for for his stuff damaged in raid.. tenants son gets out of jail kicks door of hinges beats shit out of his mother, my tenant, she refused to pay rent until door is fixed... Tenant plugs in 27 appliances in one room causes fire tries to sue me clamming faulty wiring (FD saved me on that one).. gang fight at another property Molotov burns house to ground after I dumped 15k into it for renovations... just tip of the iceberg.. stories go on and on..

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>>740900691
Exploit your talents. If you're mechanical,fix and flip cars. (i do) art,landscaping. whatever it is. exploit it.

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>>740914193

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>>740903042
>>740902420
yall niggas hiring?

>>740919802
what would a mistake be?

>>740911704
Street bet is betting three numbers in a row

You make it by putting the chip half on a number and half on the third

>>740921408
>Shilling your referral link

Mining is dumb. Only mega miners who have deals with the people who make ASICs are making money.

>>740907853
1 of paper equal 4 of coin