ITT: movies you find shit but nobody else does >pic related

The second movie was pretty shit

Didn't even have any memorable quotes

>>739621294
as a whole? sure, but i liked the gunplay and how it was focused, sharp, and precise.....now that i think about it, that club raid is the only scene i remember with any clarity.

>>739621680
That. Was thoroughly disappointed, especially since I really enjoyed part1

>>739621680
No doubt. I can't believe it got such good reviews.

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>>739621294

>>739622079
>>739622039
>>739621680
they should've just made a prequel
it'll be more interesting

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Total shit

am on my phone and too lazy to dl picture and upload here
but
i'd say
Requiem for a dream
birdman
Grand budapest hotel

almost slept halfway through these films

>>739621294
Inception.
Saw it once and never been compelled to watch it again.
I honestly didn't enjoy it.

Overall pretty good, I wouldn't watch it for the plot or writing though. It's literally all about the action (which is 11/10, fuck cutting every half second making it impossible to follow) they just put a script in there to justify making a movie.

>>739622218
Its was a good movie on DAY 1

but since every movie has CGI
The movie lost all of its value

that fat sumo guy surviving a gunshot to the head is still retarded

Suicide squad, spider man homecoming, almost every marvel movie that has come out recently besides iron man 1 & 2. Wonder Woman
Can't think of anymore ATM

>>739622554
Seconded

All of the godfather movies

Midnight in Paris

>>739622167
You beat me to it m8. Had to watch this in film studies hipster trash.

Taxi driver

Fight Club.
It's dumb. Really fucking dumb.

>>739621959
I liked the death of his friend. where he's getting tortured in his home and he goes out shooting.

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Civil war sucked dick. I didn't enjoy a single character

All Star Wars movies

Dead pool

>>739623265
Shit the fuck up faggot

I Seen It for the first time at the start of this year

The movie is better than. 99% of movies I seen

>>739623574
Pretty much all of marvel sucks. Dc too superhero movies are trash.

>>739623132
Taxi driver is so stupid

The Kill Bills

>>739622674
yup the action is pretty sweet but the whole movie pretty much revolves around
>kill guys -> get information from guy -> go to new place -> repeat

>>739624087
Totally agree. They're always the same, despite the writers trying to make the story unique.

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>>739621294
Dear god yes.
I am watching it after rants online how great it is, and its so fucking empty
there are no good dialogs, no good villains, no good script that would give some explanation, characters behaved like morons out of the blue...

>besides iron man 1 & 2
>2
is you retarded?


Anyway
The trophy this year goes to WW
I have no idea how it can do that well, I mean dumb cunts pay for movies, but wtf is with critical review?

no one will remember the villains
no one will remember dialogs
no one will remember jokes
no one will remember the actual struggle or premise
no one will remember any other character but WW

that movie is feels so empty and unoriginal, yet people just seem to not see it
or they wave it away... that its just suppose to be summer easy blockbuster
but wtf, in that category its still shit

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>>739621294
I fucking hate Star Wars

>>739624251
>expecting movies based on comic books to be good/original

>>739621294
The room.

An not just in a "this movie is bad" sense, because yes it's a bad movie. But in a "this movie is so bad you just have to see it, oh my god its so bad, hnnng" tryhard sense.

Any "so bad it's good" movie is shit. There's something vaguely interesting about how those movies get made, the impetus that forces them through production. But they don't have any actual watchable value.

The Room, Troll 2, Food fight. Anything red letter media reviewed. They all are the film equivalent of the fucking ylyl banana. "Hurr durr guys get it it's terrible, lets watch it again." There is no joke, there is no humor to it, it's just masterbatory criticism masquerading as comedy.

The room is not funny. It is nahhht.

>>739621294
Logan definitely comes into mind

>>739621294

Avatar
Titanic
All Star Wars movies
The entire Harry Potter series
The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit series

>>739624544
Dubs CheCked.
Fuck Star Wars

>>739621294
Very shit. And really it was all over a stupid fucking dog.

Inglorius Basterds
Idiocracy
No Country For Old Men
Dazed and Confused
Fargo

come at me edgelords

>>739622994
Fuck you and die.

>>739624192
Yeah... Kinda agree with you here.

>>739621294
All anime. Always.

>>739624687

Had to report this simply because you're cancer manifested.

>>739622994
This

Breakfast at Tiffany's

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>>739624687
>>739624786
>>739624850
got any explanation on why?
I consider Tarrantino movies to be head and shoulders above common shit stream coming from hollywood kikes

his characters feel very real in their environment, hell even side characters often peek interest
his stories are engaging and relatively original, not that much cliche
dialogs are superb really probably best in the business
action is violent and perfectly directed, no shaky bullshit and you often get original atmosphere
the suspense he can create is also very well done

but I dont really expect an answer from btards who just name movies they know

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Night of the Living Dead

Gladiator
Puts me to sleep every time

>>739621294
Nightcrawler
Drive
Saving Private Ryan
Fight Club
World War Z

>>739624687
Actually watched this the other day, felt it was a total time waste.

>>739625148
>Gladiator
>Puts me to sleep every time
Whoa, how do you sleep, being so edgy?
>epic battle with Germanic tribes in movie opening
I think you'd best give us an example of an exciting movie.

>>739624786
Dazed and confused does absolutely fucking suck dick.

Shawshank Redemption

>>739625407
Aww did I hurt you're feelings faggot?

Everything Indiana Jones

Se7en and Braveheart, both rubbish

Scarface

>>739625732
>seven
Can you name a good thriller then?

>>739622994
Literally the most boring movies ever made

>>739625796
Zodiac was good.

>>739625111
not really replying to your comment, but: I love that image. Good ol' HFY

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Cringe/10 pure shyte

>>739625111
Tarantula's films are shallow, derivative, dishonest and with characters that speak with the very same voice, the only difference being the grade of their edginess and logorrhea.
Neophytes think these movies are "more stylish" just because Tarantino's style is easier to recognise.

>>739625796
I think that, for example Prisoners is a really good film, and hell, a lot of older thrillers are fantastic.

>>739624931
well at least this giant pile of shit for a thread had one decent response

Hachi

>>739625473
I liked Gladiator, so if you know of a movie that makes it seem boring in comparison, please share it.

>>739625934
>Tarantula's films are shallow, derivative, dishonest
examples of this?

>>739625473
>can't think of anything good better call him a faggot

>>739624192
I love Kill Bill vol.1 and 2

>>739625934
>[Citation needed]

>>739625473

>you're

Topkek.

tv show but 13 reasons why. it's about a girl that kills herself and leaves a tape blaming all her friends for her death over mostly stupid ass shit. you're supposed to feel for her tho and not be aware of how much of a cunt she is

>>739625407
Gladiator is fucking shit.

>>739626280
they are good movies, one of the best in the revenge flick cinema

Anchorman
Slumdog Millionaire

V for Vendetta

>>739624368
Oh, hi Mark!

>>739626401
>Slumdog Millionaire
dear god yes
it had interesting and original premise, but really dragged nowhere second half of it

>>739626367
-1/troll

>>739624786
i agree w/ you on No Country for Old Men. People talk it up so much, but I saw it last year and was very disappointed

>>739621294
The Witch

>>739626286
>opinions need citations

>>739626601
it was a well done movie with an interesting characters and story
any specific complains friendo?

>>739621294
Anything Adam Sandler is in
>b-but m-muh n-nostalgia
They were always shit
Most of Will Ferrels movies
Knocked up and superbad, pineapple express and other "dude weed lmao" tier movies.
The fast and furious franchise as a whole apart from Tokyo Drift.
Probably a lot more

>>739626626
I don't think I've met anyone who actually like that

>>739621294
feel you op

>>739622451
I liked Birdman. Fuck the other 2 though

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Horrid

>>739626754
>Anything Adam Sandler is in
the golfer movie was comfy
click was great

>>739626783
>>>/tv/

Any one of the Paranormal Activity movies.

>>739626940
>click was great
I bet you laughed pretty hard when he paused time and attacked his boss.
Gay af/10

>>739621294

Blade Runner

I thought it was very confusing, a number of things threw me off about trying to understand what was going on. The text at the start says that there were these androids that were being hunted, then blade runner goes over to a factory that makes them. A lot of it seemed to not make sense, and it was just boring.

Cinematography was next level, liked the set design and the effects were really good considering when it was made.

But it was just boring, the story just doesn't keep me interested, and the action scenes didn't make sense, blade runner is supposed to be this crazy bad ass, but almost get's killed one of the first time he actually has to do anything.

marvel superhero movies
they look too cartoony in my opinion

FUCKING REC(no matter if Spaniard or Burger).
They suck so fucking much it's pathetic.

>>739626263
Agreed, fuck that shit

>>739627207
You're PAINFULLY stupid.
Like seriously, i think you're that one kid in class that could never pay attention to anything and just made loud noises and acted like a stupid little shit.
I bet you think i'm insulting you, but i genuinely think you're that kind fo dumb, loud, annoying person that can't keep his attention for more than 5 minutes.

>>739627162
it was still a good movie :)

>>739626844
i kno rite
you have to read like a what? a book or some other donnie darko backstory or lore the writer has created to get the movie

>>739627364
b8

>>739626740
it's been awhile since i've seen it, but i remember being angry at the protagonist for making a few really dumb decisions that the movie glosses over and is the only reason the movie goes the direction it does.

don't get me wrong, some scenes were great, but i definitely didn't like the movie as a whole

>>739627348

> you need to like what I like

> REEEEEEEE

>>739627348

Blade Runner is probably the most over rated movie of all time

It's fucking shit

>>739627348
hey calm your tits nigga
not him but i agree with him
the environment, the cinematography, the whole cyberpunk theme is fucking amazing
but the story is just meh imo
it's also slow af

>>739627207
yeah, ridley scott has always been a overblown waste of garbage. alien, legend, this, all trash.

>>739624360
Bait

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>>739627366
>>739626844
its a coming of age movie
a teenager growing up feeling being pushed against the world, as is the common
its actually very good and original, thats why the cult following of it

I really hated Avengers 2, its plot is a bunch of trailers for the other movies, the final battle its a clusterfuck, they teased all the movie that hawkeye was going to die but they passed the torch to quicksilver because he has no character or a reason for us to care so they give him the "feels" of seeing hawkeye die to quicksilver.

>>739627207
>confusing
You probably didn't see the theatrical release, but the director's cut, which cut out the narration.

>>739627586
>probably the most over rated movie of all time
What is hyperbole.

>>739627674
its a meh movie, very hard let down for me
I was expecting much better villain from the trailer
suddenly he is quirky and his motivation is really stupid

the ending of the trailer still gives me goosbumps though
>there are not strings on me
https://youtu.be/tmeOjFno6Do?t=1m52s

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>>739621294
lets make a movie unnecessarly complicated
at the same time with a minimum of context

>>739622893
Literally nobody liked Suicide Squad. It was an incoherent stream of unconnected scenes each based around some shitty, pithy one-liner.

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Sounds like most of you are bad at watching movies.
ITT comprehension-lets

>>739623574
The movie was good but the concept sucked hard, I think they did the fights well but everyone seemed like they were playing a roll and none of the core arguments made any sense.

>If we stop protecting people less bad stuff will happen
Horseshit

>>739627866
You mean the narration which is so obviously harrison ford not giving a shit and straight up ruins the movie. Yea no thanks

>>739626128
Yea ffs, If there's better shit out there I wanna see it

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>>739627622
>implying everyone loves Star Wars

>>739628427
What can I say, I saw the movie when I was a kid, and understood it even before I read the book.

The Fountain

>>739627003
People like those films?

The James Bond franchise

>>739624687
I fucking love Pulp Fiction

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>>739627207
>very confusing

>>739622910
Thirdeded

>>739624368
This. I went to watch it once and watched "4 rooms" accidentally. Was much better off for it

>>739621294
that movie is shit.

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Fucking hate Avatar. Sooooo goddamn stupid

>>739628812
casino royale is amazing
also its least bond movie movie

>>739628112
I never got how anyone could think this movie was complicated honestly

>>739624360
Yes to this

>>739628909
I know, right? If you've never read Lord of the Rings, keeping track of 57 main characters is difficult, but Blade Runner?

>prologue
>voiceover
>chief of police explains it again
>Tryrell explains it yet again
>only one that doesn't get it is chickenhead

>>739625457
Retard detected

>>739629089
>amazing
Careful there, lad.

>>739629476
Fucking kek, mate. Such a stupid movie.

Four Rooms

>>739626754
>The fast and furious franchise as a whole apart from Tokyo Drift.
You got greedy there

>>739625457
>>739629476
Seconded.
>inb4 muh Stephen King
Go watch Escape from Alcatraz if you like prison movies so much.

>>739629290
>everything I disagree with is bait
Not my fault that you lack taste

>>739624789
they insist upon themselves

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not a troll, nor trying to trigger anyone

i found this movie sooo boring
overhyped af

>>739626681
those aren't opinions

>>739629964
Yeah we know, you already said it:
>>739627207

Also:
>i found this movie...overhyped af

You weren't even alive when it was released, how would you know? It's hard scifi, it's not for the comic book/manga crowd.

>>739624396
Logan was shit.
Latest Bourne whatever was shit.

>>739630223
that wasn't me you cunt

Eternal Sunshine was cute when it came out. Not bad the second time, either.
Never saw John Wick. Sounded gay.
Never saw Avatar. Sounded gay.
Inception sucked.
Godfather 1 and 2 are great.
Fight Club was better than the book, and that's almost never true.
Taxi Driver was good.
The Kill Bill movies are dynamite.
Pulp Fiction is great.
The original Star Wars movies are great. And so was Revenge of the Sith.
Didn't see Harry Potter
Didn't see Lord of the Rings (actually went to one of them and went to my car during it to smoke. Only time I ever left a theater due to boredom. My tiny young fuckpal (20 yrs younger than I) was super into it. Ended with a dragon eye opening, I think? Terrrrrrrible.
I'm a guy, why would I watch Wonder Woman?
Inglorius Basterds is great
Idiocracy makes me laugh but it's never on Netflix. Lame.
Just saw Breakfast at Tiffany's out of the fucking blue. Totally enjoyed it.
The most recent James Bond movies are good. The ones from my childhood are basically shit.

These are my opinions, and they are correct. You should adopt them as your own.

have a nice weekend

Blade runner
Ghost in the shell (all of them, but primarily 95)
>but they're so deep and subtle
>you just don't get it
I get it just fine, if it beat me over the head with the ideas any harder I'd have a concussion, it's just not interesting enough for me to care.

>>739621294
just mindless stunts and fights, which it does well i guess, but not very interesting.

>>739630383
>Blade runner
You might have found it interesting if Ridley Scott hadn't butchered the source material.

>>739630223
and go fuck yourself, don't make assumptions on what i prefer just for disliking blade runner
i don't read nor like comics/mangas

sry to break it to you, but i lived when it came out ... but soviet country.. so no hype either
i mean all those hyping and glorification in nowadays media.. just watch shows like tbbt ... nowadays this flic is hyped af.

>>739630344
Sorry about the autism

>>739622202
John Wick 0.5: The Fucking Pencil

>>739625282
That's just being a contrarian douchebag.

Mr Nobody

>>739622451
Birdman was good as a character study, and I especially liked Ed Norton's performance. The other two were meh at best.

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>>739625917
fuc yuo

>>739623754
After he says "what the shit biscuits" on the freeway in the beginning I couldn't watch anymore. Turned it off right there.

>>739623029
>>739622994

Troll harder. Those movies were made to that everyone can find at least one scene or even one line that they like.

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>>739624687
Consider suicide

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>>739630626
>go fuck yourself
Take it easy, droog. You have to consider that most of the people rating it highly now didn't see it then, and haven't seen it since. It is not action-packed, but boring?

>be me
>read Roadside Picnic
>try to watch film
>10,000% more boring than even Solaris

>>739624368
You're just a chicken, cheep, cheep, cheep cheep!

>>739631112
Midnight in Paris? A shallow movie for an apparently shallow audience

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>>739625917
you probably cringe to dad jokes, just kill yourself...

>>739626646
A thousand times THIS
Right along with Interstellar

ITT: we find that different people have different taste.

>>739628112
Can we talk about this stupid idea that if you die in a dream you die for real? You don't die because your mind "thinks it is dead" you die because one or more of your vital functions cease. I seriously think people thought that movie was deep because they are just fucking stupid in the first place.

>>739629964
Its atmospheric you mongoloid, go skin a cow you piece of cabbage

Into the willd

>>739631451
Stay mad faggot

>>739630852
>>739631451
unironically reddit

>>739631511
>Can we talk about this stupid idea that if you die in a dream you die for real?
So you didn't like:
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Matrix
et cetera

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>>739621294
this piece of overrated shit. watched the first three seasons. sucked like a motherfucker

>>739631593
But what about that scene when the old guy wanted to adopt him
That was pure /emotions/

>>739631592
>it's atmospheric

Read boring

>>739631651
>watched the first three seasons
Kudos to you, I only made it through the first episode.

> Soap Opera

>>739631474
Also ITT: And who has a different taste than mine should die a horrible death

>>739622167
Would you say it is objectively bad, or subjectively overrated?

>>739631651
You know the downside of killing off main characters? I kind of stop caring after my favorites are dead.

I am Legend.

>>739625790
Get Out

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>>739631665
>boring
You don't know the meaning of the concept.

Go watch "Schultze Gets the Blues", and then you can tell me what's boring.

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>>739621294
this fucking movie

>>739631665
Its art you dumb wit ass maggot, go do some adhd shit before ridiculing this masterpiece

>>739631654
Did not touch me at all. Also, pure /emotions/ are not enough to make a good movie

>>739622218
The movie everyone saw exactly once and then aggressively forgot

>>739631964
It was meh at best

>>739632078
Into the Wild pissed me off. This little prick had everything going for him, and he shit it all away to prevent to rough it in an abandoned bus five miles from the highway in Alaska.

>>739632184
>everyone saw exactly once
I've still never seen it. Do the Smurfs win?

>>739632045
Tommy??

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I never even chuckled.

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When this came out people thought it was the funniest shit around. I can't even stand looking at this picture. But Mark is cool though

>>739632051
Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

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>>739621294

>>739622218
>>739626263
>>739626646
>>739626844
>>739627003
>>739628058
>>739628112
>>739632045
literally no one thinks these movies are nothing but shit.

>>739629765
Only a little bit, they are pretty cringy.

>>739632078
What about in Hachi

>>739632283
also, the movie didn't seem to suggest what he was doing was a good idea. It just wanted to explore the possibility.

>>739632414
>>739632429

>>739632658
these neither

>>739632283
A glorified stupid fuck, who died because of his own stupidity.

>>739622167
Subjectively overrated. Not op though

Avatar the Last Airbender

>>739632488
Its hard but i will manage

>>739632658
>literally no one thinks these movies are nothing but shit.
Not sure if your grammar is poor, or you really believe that no one thinks these movies are shit.

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Got halfway through this garbage and turned it off. I could have given less of a shit how it ended.

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>>739632658
>kill bill
>everyone thinks it's shit

>>739624960
kek

>>739632717
>It just wanted to explore the possibility.
It's a biopic, ya dip. It actually happened.

>>739632769
Preach it, brotha.

>>739626646
aw, man... I loved the fountain

>>739621680
I’m a 37 year old man who would knock you on your fucking ass in a heartbeat if you had the stones to say that to my face.

Seriously, you wouldn’t get out of that conversation with all of your teeth, fuckboy

>>739622218
They just hyped it because the effects were so masterrace back when it came out and because it was 3d, thats what im thinking about avatar.

>>739632717
>What about in Hachi
I actually posted it earlier. So a big no.

>>739629120
this