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How do I get regular white dudes to talk to me/ be interested

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How do I get regular white dudes to talk to me/ be interested in me romantically

I'm a quiet nigger femanon that listens to podcasts and animates all day so I'm really fucking lonely any help would be appreciated
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Attend cons.
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>>738925735
Post pics for accurate rating. Looks may be the issue.
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>>738925833
I do but I get very nervous in large crowds and people rarely talk to me at them
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post a picture of yourself so i can see what you're working with.

as i regular white guy, i can tell you that the appeal of black women is hit and miss based on facial structure and overall demeanor.
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There are many lonely young men out there who have very poor self-esteem because they feel that they will never have a relationship with a woman or engage in sexual intercourse. Many of them post here. I would advise finding one of them, as it sounds like you could make each other very happy.

Hope this helps,

-- Gary
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>>738925735
Instant wife if you catch the monday morming podcast
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>>738925735
Separate yourself (looks included) from nigger culture.
Do you go to school? Do some social activities and meet people.
BE APPROACHABLE. If you just sit around at a starbucks with your headphones in while you doodle on an iPad no guy will approach you.
Start the conversation. Doesnt have to be an asking out, just make a passing comment about the day to some random guy you might like. Us guys have been conditioned to assume girls that dont look or act interested in us, truly arent interested, and therefore we arent attracted to them enough to walk up, because they dont look interested.
In fact, many of us think we would piss you off/you would be annoyed by our presence.
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>>738926039
I'm very insecure about the way I look and I don't want my face out on the internet sorry anon

>>738926171
I've heard of it but I haven't given it a listen yet do you recommend?
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>>738926345
Take everthing I said here with a grain of autistic salt, I have only dated 3 girls and one of them is my wife (and she spilled spaghetti too when we met lol).

Also, as much as feminists hate hearing it, smiling goes a long way.
Many girls dont realize they have a resting bitch face and wonder why guys think they are pissed all the time
>looking pissed = no cock
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>>738926534
Bill Burrs fucking hilarious , it gets slow sometimes but its pretty entertaining.
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>>738926135
>namefagging
Why
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post a pic
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titsorgtfo

also I like black women and I'm your average white guy

post your kik if you want

it's late you won't get too many crazies

hygiene is an important one, also I know you know this, a lot of white guys like straight long hair and black girls aren't naturally gifted with that
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>>738925735
We can help, but first we need tits and and a timestamp.
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>>738926171
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast is better
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>>738926534
>>738925735
Post tit, use time stamp to cover your face
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>>738926345
Thanks for the advice anon. I've been told I'm very "white" and most of the time people comment on how my mannerisms and inflections are white. I'm very soft spoken and find it extremely hard to start conversations for fear of upseting or bothering people but I try to have an open demeanor and non-threatening appearance
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Be thin. Thinner than you think is normal. Black girls tend to love having fat asses and flab. Disregard all of that nonsense if you want to date a white guy. We like thin girls.
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>>738926999
trips of truth oooooh jeesssusssss
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>>738925735
pupcorn pls
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>>738926823
Gary is the quintessential white guy name I'm guessing that's what he was going for

it's kinda true it's my brother in laws name
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>>738925735
Online dating
Try it
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>>738926999
Definitely will check it out thanks anon

Any other podcast recommendations are welcome
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inb4 she's morbidly obese and puts ranch dressing on her pizza
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>>738927033
being thin isn't necessarily something you just do

work on your core and shred the fat around it

But yeah having a thin waist makes the ass look even bigger and better it's all about ratio
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You know the rules,

tits or gtfo femanon
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>>738927013
Do you have any interests besides art? Some hobby, or even a genre of music or other entertainment that could be an icebreaker?
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>>738927033
It's really hard for me to lose weight but I work out every day and eat very little so I'm losing some
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>>738927207
baby steps

two table spoons in a bowl and dip instead

also gtfo if it's anything other than pepperoni but if it's real pizza then fuck off with the ranch altogether
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>>738927004
hmmmm
arthur?
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>>738927160
Joe Rogan Podcast obviously, Norm Macdonald Live, if you are conservative louder with crowder podcast.
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>>738927272
I play dnd and watch anime. I also cosplay occasionally
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>>738926345
Some solid advice, especially the > be approachable

This is very true, I dated a weeaboo black girl and she was easy to talk to and grew up overseas because she is a military brat that moved around.
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>>738927353
See, I do that with pizza rolls. Good shit. Real fat man food
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>supposed femanon
>wants advice
>not following the rules
I am disappointed in everyone in this thread
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Tits or gtfo, bitch
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>>738927508
She's not attention whoring, she is seeking advice. Tits or GTFO is for attention whores
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>>738927421
I fucking love Norm Mcdonald good taste anon also I'm not conservative but if it's really funny I'll give it a listen
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>>738927652
She's using her sex, and asking for attention
> /b/ has forgotten what words mean
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>>738927740
No, she mentioned her sex to keep you faggots from hitting on her. Not the same thing.
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Just give us a pic without your eyes
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>>738927652
I was always under the impression that if anon says they're a "femanon" they need to supply proof
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>>738925735
tits or gtfo
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>>738927693
Yea crowders more political, what do you like? Like comedy, philosophy or something else ?
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>>738927508
I'm not some obese cuck trying to have a giggle I'm just trying to find out how to appeal to my kinda guy in the quintessential average white guy with a good sense of humour breeding ground
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>>738927652
The rule is if you claim you are female you have to show tits as proof or GTFO, nothing to do with what she is doing.
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>>738927160
Up and Vanished is great if you like unsolved mysteries

Im
>>738926717
>>738926345

>>738927013
Sounds like you have won half the battle already. It might seem immature/middleschoolish, but you could just get a group of your friends to hint at particular dude that you like him.
>inb4 makes a Tindr profile for "white meat only"
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>>738925735
lower your standards of attractiveness and walk into your local magic the gathering/comicbook/dnd store and talk to nerds. its crawling with white doods, pick the cleanest one with a job and make him go into the city and shit, all that awful date stuff and scout out for an upgrade while you do it.

that's how all people do it, start low, work your way up. start with your dorkiest hobbies that scare off normies, then learn to hide them under a thick shell of self hate and loathing! horay!
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>>738927866
You are correct dubs
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>>738927866
She's asking for dating advice, so it's somewhat relevant.
Not sure why'd she come here for that though.
>>738925735
Show me your tits my dear.
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>>738927843
It's an anonymous message board, and she called attention to her sex. She's a pathetic attention whore, but even she's not as pathetic as you white knights
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>>738927866
They do. The thread is full of faggot newfags.
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>>738925833
cosplay as a white or something?

>>738925735
conventions
partys
tinder
hobby related clubs (sports/hunting/chess whatever)
its really easy this way since clubs are usually open for everyone and you kind of have to talk to people
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>>738927914
Mostly comedy, character studies, and gaming. Stuff like internetaristocrat I guess
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>>738925735
how standard do you sound when you speak? I just get turned off when people speak in ghetto language (whites included) to sound cool.

Physical attractiveness is a thing yes, but mostly it's behavior and language that seals the deal for me. If you're civilized and act polite, you'd have no problem getting me to like you.
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>>738925735
If you're in college then join a club. They're plenty of guys that would be interested. Also put yourself out there as uncomfortable as that is. If a guy is uncomfortable with you taking the lead then he isn't worth it
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>>738927934
Tits, or gtfo.
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>>738925735
If you're fat it won't happen, fat niggers look like gorillas and and thus aren't attractive to white guys. If you're thin you have a chance but most white guys won't approach you if you have full on nigger features, what you need to do is make friends with white dudes and slowly make moves on them yourself.
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it's true, as soon as you claim to be female you renounce your anonymity and seek the extra attention you may receive in real life for the sole reason you have a pussy. even though op will probably just abandon ship, shittt I think it would help out her confidence. let's just get a body shot.
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>>738927425
These are good hobbies, very social, j6st what you need. All you gotta do is take the next step.

Ask a guy you fancy out for coffee, or lunch. Something that friends do. If it goes well, keep doing it, maybe move the meet to your place or have a watch party with another couple. Maybe invite him to your gaming group or a cosplay event
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I for one vote for at least a bra shot, I'm always curious about women who cant get guys.

>>>/soc/
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>>738927954
>>738927871
>>738927562
>>738927508
>>738927263

Pay no attention to these gay retards
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>>738927934
I mean, rules are rules even if no one follows them... Just take a picture of your tits and make sure to remove exif data

Also you're already at a disadvantage, normal white guys won't go for nerdy black girls and all the decent nerdy white guys are likely taken. You're swimming upstream, good luck to you.
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If you cover your face, even your eyes, you have literally no way to be identified. Blank wall behind you, or at least little to go with, and then what I already said and bam: safe.
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>>738925735
FOLLOW THE RULES
>TITS OR GTFO
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>>738928118
Once again not gonna do that cause I'm insecure but you guys don't have to believe me about my sex and I understand why you don't
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NO TIME STAMP NO FUCKING HELP CUNT GET THAT STRAIGHT.
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>>738928297
> ask for tits
> gay

WUT?!?
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>>738927693
Get off the Democrat plantation and you'll get a sensible white manfu to provide sustenance to your hybrid progeny
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>>738927508
nobody wants to see black tits
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>>738928246
I speak like a telemarketer
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>>738928297
>>738927652
The rules must be obeyed.
SHOW TITS OR GTFO
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>>738928265
its true this is the black girl way, eventually the white boy will say fuck it. go to a party with them, have fun yourself, watch them strike out, catch a ride with them, when you get close by start playing with their hair and if they are beta ike me they wont have any other pussy option and theyll start to think you're the sexiest thing on planet earth because you actually fuck. I'm telling you my life story
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>>738925735
The trap of course is
>regular white dudes
of which the exact meaning will repeatedly change to NOT be any guy interested in her.
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>>738928198
Stop playing with toys and you shouldn't be interested in men who play with toys either.

Be productive with your time. Think less about doing something that makes you feel good and more about things that ARE good. Develop a reason as to why white males should choose you over your competition outside of mere aesthetics but be prepared to be a wife in the traditional sense.
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Step one in the mating process: Be attractive


I'm assuming you're probably missing this very essential part.
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>>738928514
telemarket me then. 10/10 voice would phone date.
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>>738928483
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Don't encourage the race mixing. The sjw devils want to destroy you /b/
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>>738928687
>>738928514

Vocaroo time
Op let us hear your voice
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>>738928433
posting your body will help your insecurity I swear this on my life

just take the plunge what are you gonna do when you're right there in front of a guy, tell him 'I'd get naked but I'm insecure'

besides you said you're hitting the gym, refer back to it in a month.
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Tits and time stamp, bitch
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>>738928297
white knight
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>>738928483
you're right

assorgtfo!
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>>738925735
Age? Virgin or nah?
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Im already into black girls there are some just have to find them its like that for any love interest
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>>738928738
is fucking a girl with no intention to reproduction race mixing? or like bjs? or would like holding hands in the park do it? honestly asking.
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>>738928801
I've got no idea how to use Vocaroo also it's almost 3 am where I am and my voice is raspy
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>>738928483
It's not about what we want to see. She degraded herself by using her sex to gain attention, so she should degrade herself by showing her tits
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>>738928868
I'm 20 and yea I'm a virgin
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>>738929016
heyyyy you're in my time zone
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>>738925735
Just say hello. If you're not ugly af then that's literally all you need to do as a woman.
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>>738929016
>vocaroo.com
>record voice
>attract white men
>???
Profit
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>>738925735
Why the hell would you want that, women can't even feel love the same way a man does.
>>>/r9k/
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>>738929094
I don't think I'm very attractive but I'm not like a burn victim or anything
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>>738929082
you in school? or are you one of us neets? collages have clubs and stuff, also just being cool in class is at least a way to be more comfortable talking to people.
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>>738929082
Im 20 and on the east coast too (ct) ill throw you some white dick
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>>738929016
More excuses

ABANDON THREAD EVERYONE!!!
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OP is a white male with a micropenis
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>>738929218
Yea I'm in school but I don't go to many clubs cause I get anxious
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>>738929202
Then just say hello. Any guy that needs some sort of conversation dance to get his attention is too fuckin aspie
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>>738929273
If I post a drawing of myself with timestamp will that ease everyones sorrows
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>>738929444
why not just post an actual picture
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You dont like your own race?
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>>738929464
I'm insecure about my face and I don't want pics of me on 4chan
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>>738929444
no, that isn't the point of tits or gtfo.
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>>738929355
and many acceptable whiteys don't go clubbing either because they don't like it.
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>>738929501
They're alright but I seem to resonate more with white dudes
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>>738929514
We don't care about your face, just tits and a timestamp
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>>738929444
Yes do it
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>>738929273
sage
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>>738925735
As with any guy, let them know you're interested, you don't have to outright say it, but if you regularly interact with a white guy you fancy (at work/college/cafe/bar) drop hints to let them know you're romantically inclined. Casual physical contact initiated by the female is always viewed positively by the guy (assuming they're not taken), especially to a lonely cuck just like yourself whos smart enough to pick up on hints and therefore meets minimum competency standards for a relationship. The easiest way to accomplish this is hugs, not only is this completely normal behavior (as opposed to grabbing his crotch) but really lathering on the hugs whenever you get to see him is really fucking hard to miss. Bat your eyes and smile whenever you see him, look like you're the happiest person in the world whenever he graces you with his presence. Provided hes not a complete fucking dolt and IS INTERESTED IN YOU AS WELL he will approach in you kind eventually. If he doesn't, he obviously knows you like him, hes just not into you/is already taken, BOTH are unlikely if you're into the nerdy lonely cuck type (desperate and single). Don't interact with white dudes regularly? Fucking go outside, they're goddamn everywhere except Detroit, you have to interact with humans to have a chance at forming a relationship with one. On the other hand, you could try Tinder or similar dating app, but be warned, 99% of guys go into that app with quick hookups in mind, myself and at least 5-6 of my good friends being amongst them. Because its an app that emphasizes what you look like, not who you are. If you're looking for a committed, emotionally invested relationship you actually have to talk to people in person and get to know em. Oh and invest some time into your looks, makeup can make any 1-5 into a 10 with enough determination. With any luck he won't be a retard cucklord and you can relate to him about being socially awkward as well.
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>>738929514
Just post yourself showing you have clothed tits and thats all. Dont shoe face
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just post the body

quit ignoring me bitch

this is your first lesson in learning to attract someone,

this is the perfect place, don't post face just below neck, someone here will find something they like about you

otherwise you fail the course
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>>738929355
yeah, I'm one of those guys who makes jokes the whole time from years of shitpost training, and i happen to get good grades so people talk to me uninvited about projects or whatever. I used to shit my self not knowing why a girl would talk to me, that's scary as fuck.

group projects, suck, but its good practice. keep things low stakes, aim for laughs or funny stories, not a boyfriend or whatever. make your self say hi if you see a classmate on campus, thats stressful as fuck, but alot easir than asking out someone.
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>>738925735
Are you black or caramel? Are you overweight? If so I would work on that first
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>>738929687
I think you underestimate how dense some guys cane be

>source am guy
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>Just post a picture of your hand ffs
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>>738930007
minimum competency standards, nigger
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>>738929687
yeah nah mate, guys are dumb,hints don't work. it takes me days to figure out what girls want, and its always wrong.
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You're all failures...

Stop posting
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>>738925735
Dont weigh 400 pounds?
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>>738929687
>cuck
thats right, I image macro'd you.
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>>738930180
are you currently in a relationship you feel you're both happy with?
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>>738930288
among my sect, we refer to cucks as socially awkward retard betas, my apologies for the disconnect in linguistics, and don't fucking image macro me again you little shit or i swear to god ill suck off ur mum
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I threw in a little nigger skin to show I'm playing for keeps
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>>738930481
oh geez, not any more anon. Don't take advice regarding 'open and honest communication' people still will have feelings other wise, even if they say things are ok.
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>>738930984
Did someone hurt you?
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>>738930845
it's true
Watches at $ 0?
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>>738930845
Btw I'd like to give it up for the real mvps in the back that have been giving me great advice and not asking for pics you're the best this has honestly all helped a whole lot not with just white guys but dating in general
(the podcast recs were tight as hell too)
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>>738931073
nah, I'm to autistic for feeling, sucks, but you get over it. sorta my problem, I let things that no longer bother me go really easy, while I hold onto trival bullshit for ever. not a great way to manage a relationship.
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>>738931301
Look up real social Dynamics on YouTube. It's meant for guys, but it can be applied to girls.
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>>738931301
keep in mind not everyones a backstabbing lying cheat, there are some good ones out there, but most lie somewhere in between, good luck friend
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>>738930845
>>738931301
ehhh yeah 4chan can be ok if you wade past the bullshit, its something about anonymity that gives you a chance to be honest with yourself.

you'll be fine, but your going to have to work hard for love n shit, and that sucks. try a social hobbie that makkes you get out side. even if its a videogame lann party thing. start low lvl work your way up.
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>>738925735
>>738925735
Pick a regular white dude interest and learn about it, how to appreciate it. Seriously, people just want you to understand their identity. Cheat code achieved, make time for the interests of those you're attracted to, not complicated.
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>>738931405
you should stick to backpages, or just traps/loli, gl with your autism tho.
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>>738931778
that's why i'm on 4chan, that and white knighting nerdy black girls who draw cartoons.
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>>738931733
this is hella good advice as well, mostly because nobody gives a fuck about anyone else anymore, learning about someone and their interests and trying to understand them makes you a diamond in the rough. for example, a 9/10 blonde & fit friend of mine has been dating a -1/10 slob for years simply because of this.
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>>738930845
>Its not that hard
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>>738928150

As if advice for a girl wanting to hook up with a guy would be same as advice for a guy wanting to hook up with a girl.
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>>738930845

thick hairy forearms

are you an Italian construction worker?

just post ass next time.
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>>738932233
whats the interest annon? I gotta know how weird it is.
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My ex was a negress. I know the ways of pleasuring nubian vulvas.
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>>738932233
I actually don't really like talking about myself and love listening to people talk about themselves. It's just starting a conversation that's the hard part for me
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>>738932241
where do you live a storage unit? the fuck is with your walls?
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>>738931938
oh yeah and invest in a super sucker
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>>738932481
Shitty paint and shitty end job, i'm on vacation on a rural area.
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We're all losers in this thread

But what do half you losers get out of white knight beta orbiting this twat? you're not getting any.
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>>738925735
OMG how hard is this to figure out. Find one you like, walk up to him, and say "I want you to come in my mouth."

Boom. His dick will fucking teleport into your goddam piehole.

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>>738932469
A good conversation is when you both speak and listen for 50% of the time.
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>says hella good

I know your exact type op, hurry up and get laid
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>>738932469
well, you can always lie to keep the conversation going if its a low chance of bumping to them again. just being agreeable and shit. stuff like, oh yeah ive heard of that or my sister is way into that.

I happen to find my self asking questions, then complement the anwser, like are you listening to x? nice, total classic. kep thing short and if they are in the mood and cool, then you talk and such idk.
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>>738932702
Any advice for conversion starters?
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>>738932698
wow spammers getting personal.
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Your Moms house podcast
Black Tapes podcast
/fit/
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>>738932594
white knights get bored and leave very fast, its not about the actuall person with them, its about going, 'yeah guys i agree be nice' and pat themselfs on the back
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>>738932836
Yea I do that sometimes it helps in the short term but normally in the long term I'm fucked
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>>738932469
holy shit so many girls love to go on and on about themselves, if you have chronic autism try not to show it too much and seem like a likeable guy, get them started talking about themselves and respond in kind with leading questions. Its a never ending cycle. Eventually you will have to reciprocate if its a relationship you want but eh, hard parts over at least.
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>>738925735
what do you animate anyway?
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>>738932481
It's where he stores his victims
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>>738933074
well the best you can do is give your 50% like the other anon said, you gotta give people room to maneuver and reply. the first talk bit has to have something for them to remember it later. if they don't, downgrade them to a hallway 'hey' and feel things out.
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>>738925735
Hey OP, if you're still in the thread I'd love to talk to other animators. Feel free to kik me at kirbo2
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>>738933087
Yea no I never do that I'm so intrigued by other people and what they have to say and how their lives are
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>>738932880
If you are at the gym (please go to the gym!) Just talk about gym stuff. "Hey I noticed you did X and was wondering which muscles it trains". People won't be dicks about this, trust me.
If you are at some fancy coffee shop, talk/ask about the coffee. Also, BE HONEST. if you are nervous, go up to the guy and say "hey, I'm super nervous about asking you, but...". He will think "oh, I know what it's like to be nervous, I can relate to this girl'

Just be 100% honest. Nobody likes dishonest people.
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>>738933150
I mostly animate short loops rn but I want to branch out into comedy animations and maybe stuff for indie games
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>>738933486
Good advice! Thanks anon
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>>738933199
No you idiot i store my victims here
You always need a sturdy wooden door and some metal bars in case they get trough the first door.
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>>738933525
you got anything you can post?
>keeping in mind reverse search
>1+ white knight point
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>>738933486
still waiting on ass from op

But this is good advice for anybody
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>>738933729
>imply they are still able to operate a door being chopped up into chunks.
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>>738933753
Nah don't really want this thread to be traced back to my work sorry anon

Also 9 more points and you can buy yourself a RealWoman™
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>>738925735
TITS OR GTFO YOU UGLY NEGROID
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>>738933852
>Imply i wouldn't throw in an unconscious person to wake up in the middle of the meat
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>>738932949
I'm not a spammer I am a legit commenter. I just happen to have a very long signature.

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>>738933599
seriously just go for whats appropriate for the situation at hand, people play the game all the time, everyone knows its just an icebreaker, seque into an innocent non-creepy compliment about their earrings or something else you can tell they try hard on about their appearance, get to know them better before you actually try anything farther than that with em though
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>>738934170
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>>738934164
well I don't want to tell you how you get off, me its all about the meat cubes. don't eat em, just stack em. mincraft really ruined describing what i do, its like, common guys, ive been murdering and cubing up people for years, the fact that i build little castles with them has nothing to do with a video game geez. yes there are zombies, but thats just becuse the meat rots.
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