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>hanging out with friends at a party last night >girlfriend's

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>hanging out with friends at a party last night
>girlfriend's friend breaks out a 9 inch dildo
>they start sucking it playfully, passing it around.
>her friends each try to deep throat it
>they eventually hand it to my girlfriend
>my girlfriend deep throats the 9 inch dildo instantly
>it wasn't even a struggle for her
>she starts fucking her throat with it
>full strokes. all nine inches
>everyone freaking the fuck out
>even me
>I'm the most shocked of them all
>somebody asks my why I'm so surprised by it
>everyone gets quiet
>friend asks me directly
>"She never deep throated your dick before?"
>Girlfriend gets a mischievous grin on her face
>she says, "it isn't long enough"
>everyone busts out laughing.
>some guys are pointing at me while rolling on the floor in laughter
>I look at my girlfriend like WTF??
>She just raises her eyebrows at me, smirkes and shrugs her shoulders
>"What?? It's true!"
>I hold my head down in shame and then run out of the house
>run down the street and then call an uber
>wake up 10 minutes ago
>check my phone
>girlfriend never called me
>she never came home
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>>>r9k
>>>adv
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>>738334809
like this >>>/r9k/ >>>/adv/
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know that feel bro. leave her, and have sex with hotter girls while she begs for you back for years.
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>>738334544
Fuck her sister or her bff. And leave that cunt
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>>738334544

That's why you want a woman, not a "girl"
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>>738335156
>>738335195
>>738335238
samefag
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>>738334544
Sounds more like a girlenemy than a girlfriend.
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>>738335416

how do you know?
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>>738334544
Just walk away. Just walk.
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Just a reminder that not every man can be a winner.
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>>738334544
Bahaha ops girl is a size queen and a major sloot
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>>738334544
Learnt a valuable lesson, albeit the hard way. The attitude you saw your girlfriend display last night is bubbling under the surface in every woman. Be careful out there from now on, OP. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.
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>>738335465
this
break up, cash
a girl like this is not a good girl
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>>738334544
Just move on. Eventually something like that is going to happen to me and in that moment I will calmly walk away and cut all ties. Depending on who you are this may be hard though.
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he fell for the love meme roflmao
just ignore everyone, make as much money as you can and help the japs can find a way to make kids without women
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Dump the dumb bitch.
Literally NEVER bring her up in conversation be like who? and if people press you on it tell them why in detail unless its a co worker, boss etc.
At the very least she will go down as a slut.
They generally get whats coming to them friend, I got rejected by a girl who kept hinting saying to me "i would be a great boyfriend".
She then told people I was "stalking" so she could get attention.
Couple of years on she now has a pot belly, crap tattoos and one of the worst proportioned boob jobs I've ever seen.
How do I know?
They guy she shot me down for leaked her nudes.
Karmas a bitch girls.
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>>738334544
this is completely made up bullshit
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>>738335416
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>>738334544
this is fake
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!! IDEA !!

give up, give up, give up

!! IDEA !!
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That sucks man.
Not for you though.
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>>738335345
OP needs to be a man first.
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>>738335781
I hope so.
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>>738335725
>>738335683
>>738335550
butthurt detected
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>>738335970

Good point
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>>738335640

shes starts deep throating a dildo at a random party

thats not the kind of bitch you want to hang around bro. unless your just looking for a hot peice of ass in which case keep on truckin
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>>738334544
are you dating a fucking child
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how small are you then?
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>>738336149
this.
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>>738334544
OP and his woman.
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She obviously DOESN'T love you. Leave her. You're better off without her.

Unless you enjoy being her punching bag?
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>>738336541
this
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If she loved you she wouldn't embarrass you. Leave her.
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So I'll just give a small input here.


I recently found love and wew lad, it's VERY different that other relationships I've been in.

She's also fine with blood play and looks really good so we good.

Find someone you actually love and who loves You, then you'll be fine.
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Have you tried dating a guy?
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You are her safe submissive toy OP.

My brothers "girlfriend" does this kind of shit to him all the time and he throws away and blames all his friends and chases after her.

She breaks up with him every time he starts getting upset with her. Then she "lets him come back" whenever she gets bored of partying and wants to feel like a "responsible pristine person" again.

You aren't dating her, you're a convenient/safe penis.
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Kill her
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>haha your dick isn't even 60 inches what a looser XD
Reminder that women aren't supposed to nit pick dick sizes in nature, they get raped and left to reproduce and then die. Kek she'll have fun trying to find someone with a cock bigger than 8 inches since only 12% of the male population has a cock bigger than 7 inches. It's payback time cuck, order a spike dildo online and shove it down her throat infront of her friends and say "lol tits not even big enough, you're useless" while she coughs up blood and phlegm.
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>>738334544 obviously fake as fuck isnt even an original story.
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>>738337602
3% over 7, 8 is close to 1:100000. People can't measure shit right and all sizes on the internet need to be rounded down 25%.
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>>738337602
>heh
>thees
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>>738335416
you fucking queer
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>>738337048
I'd agree with this. But my gf has broken up with me, IDGAF and went out with mates. 2 days later, we meet up to get my stuff back, she doesn't bring it and says can we go on break for 3 weeks instead. Right sure, doesn't bother me.
> You can go out and pull but I promise I won't
> she financially can't afford to go out anyway, no money and gets paid fortnightly

How do I lose and WTF's up?
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>>738334544
>things that never happened on sale ITT

and in case someone even remotely close to that happened, choose better friends because what you described is a bunch of degenrate shits (seriousy who does shit like that).

oh and go find a woman who won't end up as a single mom who barely knows whose child it is. with mindset like that she can't be above 18, go a bit higher you idiot teens aren't for love.
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>>738338050
Feels good
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>>738339429
>accepting "breaks".

hint: breaks are just a bullshit excuse for her to cheat on you fr a while and not feel guilty or receive blame when you go back. if you need to have breaks in your relationship rather than solving shit/talk it out, then it's better to end it.
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This has to be a bait, no one fucking deepthroats a 9inch dildo on a party.

But if it is, break up with her.
There's too many women on this world to waste your time on whores.
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>>738337602
So anon how small are you?
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Find new friends.
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>>738339761
But she's essentially sworen to me she won't and I do believe her. And she can't afford to pluse she's working essentially 5pm to 1am every night now. Plus I've went out and pulled anyway... I don't think a break was needed, we just saw each other only 2 days a week for a few hours. Hard to keep it going like that. And she spent most of her pay going out with 'work nes' and never had money to do shit with me. Can't afford a holiday this summer because her dumb ass lost a phone at a concert.
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>>738335460
beginning of thread. multiple people in a row showing sympathy for this faggot. to obvious that it was op
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>>738339777
Trips of truth
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>>738334544
Fuck that fucking cunt that's fucking worthless I wish you all the best Anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2CLXXCx7vU

watch this tldw: do you want this woman to be the mother of your kids?
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>>738334544
You want an honest answer? Get the fuck out of this. Not because you're not sexually compatible. Because this girl embarrassed you in front of everyone and didn't care. She has no respect for you dude, absolutely none. And if you respected yourself you would get out.
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>>738334544
>Having a microdick
>Dating
Get a pet for company, get a wellpaying job and fuck escorts once in a while
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>>738335345
>>738335970
>>738336121
This

OP you should have slapped the shit out of her and walked out the moment she touched that dildo. You're an idiot if you think anyone else in that room was 9 inches.
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>>738340056
if you can provide for her what makes you think other men can't?

for all you know that might as well be bullshit.
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>>738335431
Nice one asshole
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>>738335781
You know, it probably happened to someone, somewhere at some point in time.

But yeh, pics or it didn't happen.
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Oh no my dick isnt 9 inches
Ur lame and so are your friends
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>>738340692
No u fag we are just believing things on the internet now. Get with the times grampspa
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>>738334544
Ghost the bitch, op. She doesn't care about you. She cares more about a man's piece than a man. If you stay with her, you're going to have more of these bad moments with her if you let her. So do yourself a favor, and end it with her.
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dude jsut suck dock
u gay
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>>738336774
"blood play" calm down twilight
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>>738334544
5 letters for ya: MGTOW
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>>738334544
So whats the story OP, do you have a little munchkin dick or what? Otherwise you should of whipped it out and fucked her face right then and there. Obviously she's had LOTS of practice.
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>>738334544
Gf didn't come home, whips out 9" dildoe to party. Why is she carrying around a 9" dildoe? That's the real question.
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>>738334544
Hahahah not your girlfriend moron
Just some bitch you met and spent cash on
Retard! Kill Yourself!
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>>738335725
Post them.
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>>738334544
Hahaha... I've had bitches puke on my cock from trying to deep throat my cock. Others can handle it pretty well. Like your girlfriend can.
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>>738336774
Into blood play .. unstable whack job.
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>>738342108
(ex)GF puked one time trying to deep throat me after a heavy night's drinking/camping. Fucking hilarious. People in the next tent hearing gagging and going yo OP, you's ok?
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>>738334544
Don't be such a beta that's why she did it to assert her domanice over you this is how chucks are born dump her and mentally beat down the next one till shes a submissive most girls are weak willed
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>>738339429
She doesn't need money. She flirts, guys buy her drinks, she gets fucked. Deeerrrrr
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Take her shit and leave her
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>>738334544
Went through a similar situation not too long ago.

It was one of the worst periods of my life. But it made a man out of me. I learned more about women in that short period than most people do in a lifetime.

I know it hurts, but this is an amazing lesson you've been blessed with. The greatest knowledge requires the toughest lessons. You'll come out a winner if you learn about the true nature of all women from this and don't fall for dumb whores like this again.

Also, she'll get hers. What goes around comes around, so don't ever stress about that.
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>>738342567
That's not the drinking culture here.

Even still, do I lose? If she admits to doing anything I walk, if she says she didn't I can check if she went out at all with friends (she'll have put it on her sc story) and dump her ass
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>>738334544
>hanging out with friends at a party last night
>girlfriend's friend breaks out a 9 inch dildo
>they start sucking it playfully, passing it around.
>her friends each try to deep throat it

You guys really believe this shit ???
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>>738342276
I'm more into it then she is, but yeah she does some crazy shit, I love it
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>>738343346
Druck whores are drunk whores.
OP ran like the lil faggot he is.
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>>738334544
Nah m8 this is fake
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>>738334544
man the fuck up
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>>738339429
>the anon you responded to

Is english your third language? I can't even understand what the you're saying but Ill respond to what I think you're asking:

>how do I lose?

By being a non self respecting, pussy whipped cuck that thinks keeping themselves open to slags is somehow "alpha". It means you think you can't do any better. EVEN IF you take that fifteen year old "lol but it doesn't bother me because Im so cool and chill" attitude.

You are driving yourself to becoming the most panty waist mommas boy deluded into thinking he is some kind of thug life lady killer.

>oh well if she is using me I'll just tell myself I'm using her.

Use your hand. Its the same damn thing at that point
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>>738336774
>small
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>>738337602

93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length.
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>>738345244
Yep, born and bred in the UK. In an area with a very strong dialect so my sentence structure is probably quite weird.

Thanks for the truth bomb though. The "can't do any better part" is food for thought. I don't actually think I could, or not that I couldn't but she is a perfect match for me...?
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>>738343211
So, what's the true nature of women?
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>>738346405
Irrational, unpredictable and chaotic.
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>>738346583
You forgot unaccountable
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>>738346583
Yep.. that about sums it up.
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>>738339680
That scraped peanut butter jar...got a dog faggot?
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>>738345742
Lol my dick is 5" flaccid
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>>738339777
WITNESSED
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>>738339811
chkd
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>>738340544
DUBS DON'T LIE
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>>738341966
DUBS DON'T LIE
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>>738342533
DUBS DON'T LIE.
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>>738343211
DUBS DON'T LIE..
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>>738343522
DUBS DON'T LIE...
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>>738346727
Oh yeah. To be honest I could write a fucking thesis on women at this point, but I felt like those three things nicely summed up things.

Basically, feminism has ruined male-female relationships and they're just not profitable having as a man. The best option for a man in these times is to get rich, pump and dump all these hoes while never falling for the emotional manipulation they like to call 'love' and stay fucking single.

Self-respect and independence>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being with some bitch who has no idea what a woman is and spends her lifetimes trying to be a man just so you can get a few scraps of affection/sex/whatever
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>>738336003
i found a beta.
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>>738345244
DUBS DON'T LIE....
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>>738334544
Playfully passing 9 inch dildo around at a party
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>>738346266
If you consider yourself a piece of trash whose priorities include feeling good, never considering the future, and being a selfish drain on anyone who tries to assist you (evidented by your pinky out response to being called a cuck) then yes, you two are a perfect match.

Enjoy your unfullfilling life.
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>>738346266
LYING DUBS FAGGOT. MAN THE FUCK UP YOU CUCK MOTHERFUCKER
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>>738335968
Zinga!
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>>738339777
You've obviously never been to many parties.. I've watched people fuck right in Front of everyone, chicks sucking dick for anyone who wants a blow job. Hot tubs full of naked people. watched my sister make out with her best friend.. that was pretty awesome! Cheered them on! I even dry humped my sister at a party once lmfao parties can get pretty crazy. I've fingered, ate out and made out with bitches while we were on the dance floor. You're very naive to think people don't get freaky at parties.
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>>738340544
Would probably got OP's ass kicked if he did. Then he'd truly be a faggot, sore ass and broken pride but this shit didn't happen anyway
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>>738347189
I like feeling good and do consider the future lol. Selfish drain? Nah, I don't need anyone in life. Me, myself and I till I die. The gf is nice but I don't need her.

I like how you say cuck but I'm out pulling other women.

I'll enjoy it a lot haha.
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>>738347288
DEGENERATE DUBS. HAVE FUN WITH AIDS
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>>738347288
Was at a house party last week and had a chick trying to drag me into a bedroom. Unfortunately her mates decided to interrupt. Not a bad thing as I've now discovered she's a Labour member.
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>>738334544
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>>738347376
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X35uLfdBMgE
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>>738347347
If you're gonna be butthurt enough to retort and make a claim, at least provide proof of those activities when you do. Seems like you're just grasping for straws...
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>>738347347
>haha now that I've been called out as a moron I will just disregard everything you say
>>738347191
It's obvious to everyone bro. Have fun being a toy.

Asking men for advice then crawling right back to your fragile ego and pedestal pussy. Underage v&
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>>738347426
Labour member? Must be a political faction?
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>>738334544
normie get out
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>>738347288
Would you fuck your imouto if given the chance
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>>738347741
Labour as in the British political party. corbynista's.
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>>738347715
Any suggestion of how I prove I pulled someone 4 days ago?
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>>738334544
post her pics.
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>>738347883
Terrorist organization
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>>738347729
Didn't disregard, but you made assumptions about me that were blatantly incorrect. So cheers for proving someone who's 2nd in their Uni for Mechanical Engineering is a moron.
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>>738347932
man thats so clutch bro. You should totally spin how you smashed that ho

Fuck you're a child.
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>>738347968
If you haven't seen this youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20qASWYM-Mw
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>>738347075
>Tips Fedora
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>>738348045
>I have to keep explaining how I'm not wrong. Heaven forbid I admit I'm a cuck, grab my balls, and fix myself.

You and every other teenager on the planet pal.
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>>738346785
Thats my snack. Im a poorfag who has bills.
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>>738348067
Fuck, you're a guy who asked for proof because he obviously hasn't been in that situation with someone of the opposite sex ever. Let me grab the selfie I took, and some CCTV footage from the flat as well. Happy?
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>>738348192
Gis some suggestions on how to fix myself then. Start lifting? There already. Meet other girls? There already. Go out with my mates more? There already. Expand my knowledge? There already.

Anything constructive lad?
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>>738347803
Not gunna lie.. if given the chance, yes, I would pound her pussy raw and dump a huge load of cum in her. Pretty sure she is into it. She was giggling and enjoying while I dry humped her. And she has masturbated beside me on a sectional couch when we were stoned and watching tv in the dark. Should have given her a hand but I was too bloody stoned, tired and was falling asleep. It was like 2 or 3 am.
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>>738348208
>fuck I'm going to keep extrapolating this into some huge story about the proof of how much pussy I bring in instead of the fact that I'm okay being a doormat because it is super important to me to stay mentally deluded.

Not even the anon you're talking to.
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>>738334544
>girlfriend's friend breaks out a 9 inch dildo
>they start sucking it playfully, passing it around.
>her friends each try to deep throat it
Ladies and gentleman, I present you: Western white girls
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>>738348325
Stop being a pretentious know it all and genuinely ask trusted persons with more experience than you what would be a good course of action.

Boy.
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>>738334544
what a brave attitude you had,right?
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>>738348045
Mechanical engineer here. I'm on the spectrum for autism. It took me forever to understand anything about women or human interaction, and I'd sperg out very often. I'm about to be 24 and I still struggle. I openly admit I'm a moron in these situations and try to learn. Yet I was always at the top of my class at school.

Just saying, that's neither something to take a ton of pride in, nor is it a good establishment of ethos. It just makes you sound like a twat who thinks too highly of himself because of a very specific thing he's managed to accomplish since his parents gave him good genes and a good environment to grow in.
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>>738348500
It's not restricted to white girls trust me. This shit is universal to women given the right environment/excuse.
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>>738348689
Winner
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>>738334544
do female genital mutilation on her so she wont enjoy sex anymore, thots begone
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>>738348325
A little bitch? there already. Loser? there already. punked by everyone he knows? there already. classic tiny-dicked insecure loser? one comically oversized pickup away from there.
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>>738348832
>that nipple slip
fffffffffuck
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>>738339680
Lee Harvey ur a madman
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>>738334544
Holy shit Anon. Leave that slutty bitch wtf. Don't talk to that stupid cunt anymore. Fuck her because you don't need her to continue your life.
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>>738334544

There's no way this is true.
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>>738348500
DUBSATROOF
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>>738335416
>>738335416
>>738335416
samefag
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>>738349424
Watuonnaboutm8o???
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>>738349237
>the first thread on /b/ in ten years where more than two anons talk about how untrue the situation is ends up being about how hard women cuck cum filled virgins trying to fit in with the crowd.

(((who))) could it be??

We haven't left a single drug, taboo, or stigma for the next generation to discover. The newest biggest fad is showing how open minded and unphazed they are by everything.
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>>738334544
Why should she go back to your bed? She went back to whoever's dick she was deepthroating all the time
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>>738334544
Oh Op... its ok. We all get bamboozled sometime
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Virginity based confirmation bias. This thread is so pathetic. So much insecurity towards a genuinely quite funny fake story.
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>>738349958
jew mad?
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>>738349756
BITCHES DO NOT DO THIS. THEY ARE FAITHFUL AND FORTHRIGHT COMPANIONS EVERY BIT AS INTELLIGENT AND HONORABLE AS THEIR MALE COUNTERPARTS. women on the other hand...
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>>738348208
I'm the anon you replied to. Just saying not to try and salvage some sort of "cool guy status" when you have no proof of the fact that anything happened. You end up looking like a tool...
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loving roasties but not needing them. pic related.
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Stick to 2D, OP
Just stick to 2D
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fuck bitches
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>>738350720
AMEN SON
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>>738334544
Oh shit Justin is that you? She blew everyone one of us there.

You fucked up BIG dude
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would love to ring my bell in this taco
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>>738343346
No need to be the sceptical dude, this shit happened to me before
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>>738350720
WITNESSED
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>>738350941
cut her tits off and sew her pussy shut.
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What the fuck kind of party has women passing around a dildo?

That being said I caught my now ex gf chatting up guys getting them to send dick pics and she met up with a few of them and told them their dicks were big and that mine was tiny. Which isn't even true so I don't know what the fuck that was about.

Anyway when I found out I put all her shit on the curb and changed the locks. She was literally on her hands and knees begging me to take her back.

That was 4 years ago. To this day she'll still say she wants me back. She lets me fuck her whenever I want still and I don't have to put up with her bullshit.

I knocked her up (assuming it was actually mine) and told her if she aborted it is get back with her. After she did it I didn't get back with her and she sometimes txts me crying about the abortion and I'm like "you're the one who decided to kill your baby".

Anyway, assuming your story is true op, ruin her life with your dick.
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>>738348929
Take a deeeeeep breathe.
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>>738351515
<-this is how i imagine it went down.
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>>738351515
>which I have to let a bunch of strangers know isn't even true
kek

I don't think I believe your entire story. Maybe that's just how you remember it
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>>738334544
The saddest thing is, it seems pretty unrealistic, but I can confirm things like that happens all the time.

> to me too

> GF an I moved together 5 years ago
> she has zero friends, at least she is not seeing them
> we both hang out all the time
> sex rate drops over time, prtty normal I guess
> last month, she went to a birthday party of an old GF of her
> I am happy for her
> she starts getting her friends together again, right?
> I help her choosing a present
> I help her decorate it
> I use my super-driver skills and bring her to the party
> then drive home and wait
> the fuck zero calls and she comes back at 13:00 the next day
> "anon, I ended in some guys bed who tried to cheer me up the whole party long"
> at least she ist straight up honest
> I still cannot really believe what she did
> for weeks now, she's trying hard to make everything look like it was my fault
> WTF
> meanwhile we live in the same flat, we have bought most of our furniture together and we spent over 7 years together, including the time dating

I think, I will not break up
but I will not fight for her either

but this is how mindless womyn can be
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>>738351769
>GF
and yes. her GF was actually her first lesbian experience ... but nothing happend with her
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>>738334544
So, is this your final draft of this bait, or is this more like a workshop round where you're taking constructive criticism?
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>>738340056
Anon...
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>>738351769
>womyn

b8b8
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>>738351869
baitception
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>>738352052
>>738352131
absolutely not.
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>>738334544
her magic throat is wasted on you.
im 8 inches and never had a girl who can take it all let alone throat fuck me.

please dont reproduce your tiny cock
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>>738352206
Then I guess you're retarded.
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>>738352467
I think that myself. not news
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>>738351769

not even beta your an omega.

>drive her to party then go home and wait.
why the fuck didnt you stay?
>still wont break up.
nigga you gay
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Find a bitch that's insecure about herself. Possibly with anxiety or depression.
Make them fall in love with you.
Treat them right for a while
Then, they become dependant on you, and will potentially drive themselves to the point of self harm or worse at the thought of you leaving them.
And then you have a girl who will not cheat, will not leave you, and will let you do basically whatever you want with almost no repercussions.
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Your GF would love me.
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>>738351763
What do you mean? She was sexually abused as a child so I think she saw sex with many men as a way of getting approval or some shit. I snooped through her shit and found evidence of her cheating as I had strong suspensions at this point.

She wanted me back ever since and let me fuck her still. She got knocked up by someone, she claimed it was me, I didn't want the headache of dealing with that shit so convinced her to abort it. This fucked her head up but idgaf because I did nothing but great her good while she was going around humiliating me to a bunch of fuck heads who just wanted to use her as a cock sleeve. I'm sure this isn't as rare as you seem to think it is. Women are fucking vile.

Even after all this she sent me a text the other week saying happy birthday and said I should go over there to fuck her. I told her I was gunna try to find someone better looking for the night but if I strike out I'll come over.
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>>738351769

Keep the bitch chained up, locked in a room and use her at your will.. She now deserves nothing more than to be your sex slave.
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>>738352842
>drive her to party then go home and wait.
because seven years. she said it's the first time she meet her again. they were just the old friends from school ... yada yada yada

I trusted her because I had no reason not to do so.

I won't break up, beause that would mean I'd lose even more control. this way I can find the best way of paying back.
I haven't event touched her since then.

and hwo would you organize to find a new flat and move out that quickly? not to mention: how to split up our furniture?
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>>738352860
>how to be the chad you've always hated
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>>738352860
kinda not exactly. these kinds are hella needy and ur creating a toddler basically
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>>738351763
Oh I reread this. My dick is 6.5". I don't care if you believe it or not I just don't get why she was saying it's tiny and there's were huge. Maybe she thought it'd make them horny or some shit but at the time I didn't understand why all her conversations were focused on dick size when some of the guys were actually smaller than me. Must have been some fetishist shit, now that I look back on it.
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>>738352981
It isn't rare. I just don't believe you. Your entire story is based on validating your actions vs. telling anyone anything useful.

That's what sad people do.
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>>738352884
Jesus
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>>738334544
lol you crybaby
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>>738334544

bide your time for a year or so then murder that bitch.
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>>738353106
>after seven years she didn't want me around when she intended on having a good time.

You. Are. Retarded.

>I will lose control. Here are a bunch of reasons I can't change anything because I have no control or respect.
>I'll pretend its because I want payback

holy fucking cucks batman
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>>738353377
I was telling op to get back at her by fucking her head up and used my story as an example of that.
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>>738353335
>its still really really super important to tell strangers about my dick since women don't care

This thread is become gold.
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>>738353743
>I was telling OP to dedicate his energy to petty bullshit instead of learning and moving on

Your advice sucks bud.
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let me guess, she got tired of riding the cock carousel and settled down with a beta provider? If she can deepthroat 9in with no problem, she's likely a thot. Consider dumping.
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your a fag op if a girl did this to me I would just laugh it off about my small dick. Then I would mention how limp my dick get because of how fat she is then go into details about how fucking strange her nipples look. girls hate it when you talk about there body it eats them up inside like a virus.
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>>73833454
Your now Ex girlfriend is a slut who should be raped back into her place.
I would have slapped her instantly if she would act shocked and victimized.
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>>738338050
>>738339680
Feels good too

Inb4 "u have cancer balls"
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Is it sad that I don't even care if me and my ex never fucked? Is it sad that all I ever wanted was human contact? I'm so lonely now
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>>738335968
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>>738353110
Not necessarily. Just because there is the option to cheat and get away with it doesn't mean that you have to do it.
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>>738334544
Op......if youre still here, got some advice im willing to dispense for you.
....relax. It is not that big of a deal. What she did was wrong,i agree. But do not dwell on her actions,even for a millisecond.

Take this as a chance to change and grow. Read better books,go out by yourself and start forming new friendships and relationships. Do whatever makes you feel social,happy and amazing.

You could waste a lot of time contemplating over this girl,or you could treat it as a bump in the road that lead you to a new girl.

The balls in your court op....make us proud, and god speed.
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>>738346802
MInes 7"
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>>738353127
Yes, they are for the first year or so, but that stops around the 2 year mark with most.
Also theyd be a toddler only in an emotional sense, so it's fine lol
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>>738334544
nice story you got going on m9
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>>738354863
This is probably the most sound advice i've ever seen on /b/ let alone 4chan. Take the advice OP
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>>738354628
you already know the answer. don't dwell as best you can and things will change
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>>738354788
>what I'm doing isn't bad, because I asked myself my opinion and I don't think so

watch out you'll go blind
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Why are you guys being so supportive? Shouldn't you be bad mouthing "niggers" or jetting it to traps? Come on b, you're all cool, stop supporting this guy, hey op, you're the only one with a small dick here, you're the only one who's girlfriend left him for a man, everyone else here can't relate.
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>>738351515
You're a fucking legend, mate. I don't like the fact that the kid had to die, but fuck that slut. It's not like she would've done the kid any favours being a cock gobbling cum dumpster of a mom anyway.
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>>738352860
I can confirm this.
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>>738355525
>how come you guys are all acting so grown up and experienced and why is that offensive to me?

If you try really hard you can answer your own question here
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>>738355776
You had to change the wording around because you know its true. Everything is grown up about you except your dating skills if this offends you. Op can't please his woman nor contain his woman. He's one of your brethren
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>>738334544
Why didn't you start an orgy with her in the center?
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>>738342518
hahahahahahaha
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>>738334544
Did you really run out of the house? Or did you excuse yourself? If you ran out like a little bitch, you're only proving you're not man enough to handle a relationship with someone like that. Not saying shes in the right, but you're definitley a pussy.
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>>738355510
I feel like you're taking what I say the wrong way.
I'm not saying that I go around fucking every girl I see, because honestly I hate the thought of doing so.
However, with my current gf, I probably could get away with it, since she's extremely emotionally dependant on me, and the fact that I manipulate her at every chance I get, so that I can dig my claws deeper into her so she can never be truly rid of me.
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>>738353106
Leave the shit back and start over if you have to. If you stay with her, SHE WILL CHEAT ON YOU AND YOU WILL GET BURNED. Mark my words.

This is how it will play out:

As she hasn't had social contact for so long due to lack of friends, she will binge on spending time with that female friend. Female friend will get to asking about you and why you're not there with her, your 'girlfriend' will complain to her about how you're an asshole, her 'friend' will tell her that you're a douchebag and that she can do a lot better and ask your bitch to come out with her more. She gets more comfortable with being intimate with other males as she has already tested for your response by telling you about what happened with the dude at the party, now she'll slowly keep pushing it. You'll keep waiting for things to get better until one of two things happen: 1. You become completely cucked and she loses all respect for you and leaves (unless you're rich, then she'll stay but won't be giving you affection) or she'll cheat on you constantly until you lose your shit and end it or worse.

Heed my advice. Next time, don't move in with a bitch so easily, and if you do, sign some form of prenup like document that is legally enforceable.

Again, YOU WILL GET BURNED IF YOU STAY WITH THIS BITCH.
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Op got what he deserves, he gets with a woman he obviously can't handle then gets mad when she calls out his shortcomings. Find a woman who likes small dicks or as these people who probably are single would tell you, "a woman who loves you for you" real women aren't Anima characters, they want someone who can hold them down sexually and there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>738343211

This. So much fucking this.
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>>738343812
Fuck off whore
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>>738343346

You don't party much, right?

Man I've seen similar shit and much worse. Or better, depends on what approach you take.
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>>738356342
By the way, she wasn't 'being honest' with you. She was testing your response to the situation to see if she can get away with this kind of behaviour with you. Since you haven't left, she will attempt to increasingly cuck you as time goes on.

Basically, as soon as a woman cheats in any shape or form, it's an indirect signal to the man that it's over. Most women are cowards and can't say it to your face so they do some underhanded shit and hope you get the message.
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>>738356556
Bitch
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>>738356268
>>738356058
>>738355745
>>738355695
>>738355525
Can't have a good thread without trolls.
>>738356139
Stupidest thing I ever heard. "If youll excuse me I have to go cry over being immasculated" "wow that guy sure is a humongous cuck, but at least he was polite. Im sure he wont mind us running a train on his acquaintance"

made me grin
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Shit that never happened.
>getting out your sex toys in front of everyone
>sucking on said sex toys
>having a dick bigger than 9in
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Keep your cool OP you can make it through this
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>>738356802
Fucking retard. When you excuse yourself you dont have to necissarily say "im gonna go cry like a pansy bitch". You just say something like "I gotta go" or some shit. I know autism makes you see things literally but try to understand ok?
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>>738356802
I'm not trolling, don't you think some of the post here are by the types of people to do dumb shit like this? He clearly can't handle things outside of 4chan. How do you end up with such a slut and then somehow not know how them handle her in public. I'm so off this site you guys are sad.
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>>738356804
>>having a dick bigger than 9in
mines between 6 and 9 1/2 when erect

stay mad dicklet
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>>738357071
Yeah they'll never connect the dots of what just happened. El oh fucking El.
>>738357124
THATs the straw that broke your back? Damn man
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>>738357333
These guys don't get that they literally flocked to like minded small dicks. The rest of the world can please a bitch.
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>>738356456
What's your story, anon?
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ITT: made up story about being beta as fuck resonates with everyone for hours
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>>738357729
I WILL FUXKING RAPE YOU! I'D TRIED TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!
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>>738357588
It's not always about 'pleasing a bitch' you stupid fuck. You can be an alpha and still have bitches cheat on you. What makes an alpha is that he doesn't give a shit because he doesn't become emotionally invested in them, not that bitches don't cheat on them. Bitches always cheat, if the conditions are right.
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>>738351769
Gf cheats. Says it's your fault. Yup, that's a female for you. Plan out your path and dump the bitch. Lesson learned. Btw, tou need to do some serious self reflection on how to improve yourself betaboy.
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>>738357832
The fact that you even used the word alpha says alot.
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>>738357729
ITT its super important to convince everyone the story is made up because its becoming obvious the only people arguing are cucked virgins
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>>738357894
Whatever man,
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>>738357933
dubs of tooth
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>>738335156
thats if his dick is even wanted by "hotter girls"
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Im gonna kill myself and take as many women with me as possible. Children too if feasible.
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>>738358192
aloha snackbar
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>>738357894
LMFAOOOOOOO
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>>738336320
what isle did you get here on sir? I would start shopping there if they started selling those.
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>>738357933
DUBS OF TRUTH! NOT EVEN PEPE CAN HELP THEIR VIRGIN LIES.
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>>738358192
post proof faggot, we know you wont
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>>738358014
You live in this world of alphas and betas. Most people just get in a relationship end up sticking with it. "Getting girls" becomes pathetic after a while. It's like someone who keeps switching jobs because they keep getting fired or can't move up in their current position. Past 25 that a lame way to live and trust me women not girls can tell the difference between a guy who is mentally and emotionally a stable adult. If you live in a world where every women is a girl who follows a dumbass rule set, it's because women who dont suck dildos at parties avoid you or you subconsciously avoid them.
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>>738358384
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>>738358466
Accurate
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>>738353999
I did learn and move on. I just used her from then on as what she is; a masturbation tool. I have no feelings for her, positive or negative anymore. It's nice having someone around that I can fuck any time I want and then leave with no consequence
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>>738357333
It's easy to say that you have a 9" dick on the internet.
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>>738358466
What the fuck are you talking about? I understand that the world isn't black and white. I used the term 'alpha' since it's an easy way to describe a confident self-assured man to a vast audience. I understand the difference between girls and women, and I am way past the stage of 'getting girls'. A 'woman' becomes a 'woman' because her sexual value has declined with age.

I'm not saying all women are whores, just that the vast majority of them are. Just like most men are dicks. There's a few good people in both genders, and they're hard to come because they shield themselves from the bullshit.
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>>738359163
*but they're hard to come by
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>>738359033
hour l8 b8 m8
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>>738359163
>I can't understand anything I disagree with or that makes me feel stupid.

Wow. No way.
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>>738359503
I understood what you said. I think you're the one that didn't understand what I was trying to say. Either way man, you're not changing my views. Maybe one day I'll realise you're right, maybe I won't. Thanks for the advice though.
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>>738357588
I dunno man some girl I'm fucking has a bf who supposedly has a 9inch dick. She says sex with him is no good because it hurts and can only do certain positions and it's like a chore.

>Inb4 she's lying about not liking his size

I'm still going balls deep in his girl either way.
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>>738359666
>666
The cuck shall one day become the cucked. Tread with caution. Bros before hoes.
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>>738347715
playing mind games with the simpleton.
posing as "the man".
how dark is your basement, faggot?
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>>738359163
And I'm just saying when you spend a lot of time online it shows, idgaf what alpha in regards to a relationship means. Be yourself you tried to give me tips on wtf an alpha is and immediately thought wolves. You're like the op, you think you got women figured out, but you clearly only fuck with the ones that ain't mentally grown yet. Wtf adult do you know who runs around screaming about being alpha? I'm simply saying that you should eventually not end up in stupid situationa like this, being "alpha" or not. Everyone has access to common sense. There's no way this bitch was Mary Poppins and started deepthroatin 9 out of nowhere. Also, not every woman cheat, damaged men tend to attract cheaters 90 percent of time though. You live in your world and I'll live in mine. Does that work for you alpha?
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>>738359666
When I posted that I meant people who have a small dick mentality.
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>>738360033
It works for me just fine. You've completely missed my point so let's leave it at that.
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>>738354886
Nice!
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>>738334544
Sounds like that cunt needs a trip to the ER.
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