Fluffy thread since there isnt one.

>>738037255
Is the mummah talking out of her ass?

>>738037413
Is E3 a Jellenheimer for $15?!

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Damn I think thats all i have to dump

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>tfw there's no fluffy thread

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>>738038607

Why do people like this shit?
Like is it sexual thing or do you just like watching cute creatures get tortured?

Which artists do more fluffies trying to survive domedtic accidents and fluffies trying to live in the wilderness?

>>738039259
Because I love animal abuse but this is more legal and easier to find

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>>738039259

>>738037554
Tiers like this is what leads to shitty fluffy behavior

>>738037902
Disgusting.

>>738039617
Which leads to smarties knocking on people's doors and getting the shit kicked out of them.
It's a good thing.

>>738039773
Not really, no.

fluffy threads died a long time ago lol

>>738039865
Yes really, yes.

>>738039259
Every. Damn. Thread.

Look, it started as a way to troll bronies. People like these things for many reasons, the rarest of which is sexual. As you mentioned, some people just like watch the destruction of a cute, innocent creature. But there are those that love to look at the adorable dumbasses be happy. It's like watching cat videos but the cats are pastel horses that baby talk. Then there are the ones that like to write stories of microcosms of real world issues, usually showing either the futility of life of the strength of someone small surviving adversity.

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>>738039906

>>738039259
For me it's the wanting to love and care for something like this. It's like a talking, dumb cat and they're just so goddamned adorable I would jump on the chance to invest in one of these things if they were real. Like the one guy said, there's a really small percentage that are in this because they want to fuck them. Cloppers in the MLP fandom are much, much worse.

>>738038519
>>738039135
>>738039520
>>738040564

I can't stomach McGonagall's new style. The tiny ass mouth/beak surrounded by fluff that looks like colored mashed potatoes is just....ugh.

>>738040804
I for one love it

>>738038607
7/10

Would enf.

>>738039259
Lurk moar, faggot.

>>738040989
It seems to be pretty popular. Many of the first images posted in a new thread are the same three or four McGonagall one shots. I tend to just scroll past them at this point.

>>738039617
Only if the breeder/seller tells them how good they are.

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>>738039259
They like "tortured innocent creatures" because of how pathetic and ineffective they feel in their own lives. Full blown autism.

>>738039906
There were 3 in a row just last night.

>>738041597
They need to necessarily be told. Most fluffies are pretty perceptive to shit like that.

>>738039906
Except for every day

>>738041691
i read that it is actually normal to want to crush cute things due to our predatory instincts

dont know if it is true or not

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The RL plush of Berry is almost completed. 30 hours of work so far... yeesh

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>>738042159
>>738040154
>>738040683

>implying those retards are capable of being reasoned with

just ignore the autistic faggots and they will leave, if they could be reasoned with then this pic is all you would need, and as we all know it doesn't work because none of them bother to read "cuz reedun am hawrd"

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>>738046167
Why you get fluffies fixed

>>738046273
Or get them a toy to fuck instead of your slippers.

>>738046369
But that's expensive and Enfie pals can get knocked up

>>738046542
A toy. Not another fluffy.

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>>738046167
Any other drawings that involve sex between them or sort of it?

>>738046686
But fluffies may reject the toy

>>738046804
Mare pheromones. Works 70% of the time, all the time.

>>738046785
Our brother here is looking for some enfie porn.

>>738047045
Honestly, fluffy sex would probably be really popular on YouTube. Like how those weird kids just hitting puberty watch horse sex vids.

>>738046804
If they're desperate enough to fuck a slipper they'll just as easily fuck a toy.

I honestly wonder how much crossover there is between you maladjusted reprobates and Trump supporters.

It would explain a lot.

>>738047436
Voted Sanders in the primary, Clinton in the general. Fuck off, mate.

>>738047436
voted Johnson, stop applying your preconceived notions to stuff you obviously know nothing about

>>738047674
My brain went to LBJ first. I've already forgotten about that vote sponge from last election apparently.

>>738047839
yeah but let's be honest, no one was a worthy vote last election, plus i haven't been able to rationalize voting for democrats or republicans for decades so i was like fuck it.

>>738042669
More?

>>738048476
Yea

>>738048593
k thx

>>738048476
>>738048593
>>738048643
Alright!

>>738048853
Tubular!

>>738049024
Radical!

>>738049024
radical

>>738049436
Bodacious!

>>738049436
Incredible!

>>738049469
>69 get

How did we go from fluffies to sex toys to politics to 90's slang?

>>738049748
because this is /b/, and /b/ is random...well it used to be

>>738049748
Bogus!

>>738049959
can u dig it

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>>738050938
That isnt sanitary or financially viable

>>738050938
Oh hey, free unicorn to take home. Dumbasses, thinking I'd wipe my ass with a fluffy, let alone one with a goddamned horn....

>>738051085
how so?

>>738051085
It's for the sake of abuse, doesn't matter

>>738051299
that depends on if the headcannon gives fluffies any sort of value

>>738051319
Because fluffies themselves are inherently unclean creatures. And the logistics and money it'd cost to keep these stocked is far more expensive than toilet paper

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Made me kek.

>>738050938
>pic(somewhat)related?

>>738051085
Yes it, is. Just have a batch of them in a bucket. Wash them with soap daily.
Financially viable for the hundreds of thousands of toilet paper you'll be saving. Also the trees.... and if that doesn't convince, you, then just for fun.

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>>738051085
want some financially viable stuff?
No problem...

Seriously, for like half a year ive thought that this was a joke, but i realize now that this is actually a thing. But what exactly is it? Is this a fetish? Is this a non sexual thing? Is this like one of these things that attract people who are really beta irl who have an incredible need to have power over something? Seriously what it is?

>>738051436
just want to point out that about 97% of all paper was made from trees grown on tree farms

>>738051385
Even most abuaefags understand fluffies are still valued as pets.

>>738051470
Yeah, no. Sit down spaz. We're also taking this drawing off the fridge.

>>738051575
At least I don't masturbate with it or have sexual feelings. I just like reading stories about fluffies and its subsequent abuse or sadness. Believe it or not, the stories are pretty good. Many people here like seeing small defenseless creatures in despair.

>>738051436
Just for fun is the least convincing thing.

>>738051575
i know that being a newfag makes you think that /b/ is nothing more than a board for porn but please try and think before you speak

also read this infograph on the off chance that you are actually in any way interested in understanding what this is about
>>738043577

>>738051575
Imagine the lack of a life you would need to post and save this dumb shit. 4chan is bad enough but this stupid shit is like way the fuck past loserville

>>738050938
Sweet *takes home a box of fluffies*

>>738051654
yes but that doesn't mean they automatically have a significant money value, since they are so profoundly prolific

>>738051799
Just don't fucking enter threads you don't like, retard

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>>738051319
well, where i live one roll of toilet paper is 20 cents. Now, assuming it cost more than 20 cents to feed the milk bag these things came from it isn't cost efficient. Hell, i wont even give it that. The time in effort to find stray babies for this purpose just isn't smart. And im sure they are flushing these things after, which will eventually clog the toilet; costing more money Not to mention these thing probably spend all day in that box pissing and shitting themselves. I can safely guess that they're covered in there own excrement.

>>738051609
So the other 3% is from wild trees. Therefore, saving toilet paper still means saving millions of wild trees representing.

>>738051751
You're not cool.

>>738051795
>i know that being a newfag makes you think that /b/ is nothing more than a board for porn but please try and think before you speak
>also read this infograph on the off chance that you are actually in any way interested in understanding what this is about
Been here for like 7 years, dont remember fluffies being a thing untill maybe a year back?

>>738051921
i think you are asking a whole lot out of him, let's face it he can't be very intelligent

>>738051743
So its not sexual? Its just a power thing? (im genuinly curious)

>>738037224
what the fuck is wrong with people?

>>738051947
This guy. This guy gets it.

>>738051704
I would use it as a punishment for bad mummahs tbh. Basically their well deserved suffering plus painful death sentence.

>>738051952
not really since that remaining 3% is for specialty papers like oak tag and shit, also most logging operations incorporate replacement of trees with saplings

>>738051952
At least I don't have to wipe shit on a tiny horse to feel something.

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>>738051956
fluffies have been around for nearly 5 years i think

>>738052084
Everything?
Welcome to Hell, here is your accordion.

>>738052058
Yeah, but it really depends on every person, so I can speak for me. I just like the imagination the fandom has to create all those torture chambers, fluffy types, and so on. I also like seeing those fluffies suffering, but I also enjoy hugbox. At least it's fictional!

>>738052206
Just induce a fluffsplosion from another means.

>>738051956
>7 years
>not a new fag

also how have you missed this stuff for so long? fluffy ponies have been around for years

>>738052507
He is pretending

>>738052581
he would almost have to i suppose...still though the infograph was pointed out to him, maybe he'll actually read it

>>738052507
I dont know, maybe i never really thought anything of it, or confused it with mylittlepony or some shit like that. Theyve always seem vaguely familiar to me but its like this becoming a real hype since like half a year or maybe a year ago.

>>738052507
been here like 8 years and this is the first time Ive actually looked at one of these threads. This is somehow worse than all the ladyboys,fingerboxes and banana threads

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>>738037902
Nope, get >>>/out/
You make these threads look bad

>>738052327
Well, I guess if the pregnafluff doesn't kill her I could feed her a crazy amount of mentos, and then pump diet Coke through her esophagus.

Ok, thanks to your feedback I got an idea to draw in my free time <3

I would still use pregnafluff as a means of punishment. At least I would get some profits from the foals, and even if the foals die I could freeze them and sell them as snake food, so yeah...

>>738041691
>Full blown autism.
Kek, you don't even know what autism is. Read the DSM 5, child.

>>738052844
no it isn't, and if you actually have been here for 8 years you would know why
>>738052779
it was originally created to troll bronies before they got their own board, they used to plague /b/ with their faggotry. now it's a fanbase of its own for 5 basic modes

1, feelz
2, lulz
3, daaawwww
4, schadenfreude
5, cuteness aggression

you tend to see more of 4 and 5 on /b/ cuz spoiler alert, everyone here is an autistic edgelord, but on the booru there's plenty of 1-3

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>>738039259
no about sex for me, I haven't ever gotten hard from this (Can't say that everyone else is mentally healthy tho)
>like watching cute creatures get tortured?

pretty much, but I really only like seeing smarties being tortured, also, there is hugbox for people who want only the cute part, Fluffies are conceited, annoying, stupid, spoiled, fucking pig-hamsters tbqh.

Except this one, this one is based.

>>738053092
>implying that sperglord could understand anything in that book

>>738051299
i keked

>>738053254
Trust me, I have been here that long, if not longer. Back since cockmongler was a thing.
And yes this is worse.

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>>738053291
greg is fucking awesome, also im sure the vast majority of the fandom doesn't fap to this, unless they are also furries, and then probably only to anthro...

pic related

>>738053504
>continues to make baseless assertions

then leave faggot, or is that too difficult for you to figure out?

>>738051952
>So the other 3% is from wild trees. Therefore, saving toilet paper still means saving millions of wild trees representing.
Waht how did a fluffy thread turn into this.

>>738053688
read this
>>738049912
fluffies are one of the few remnants of what old /b/ was like, so a lot of old fags flock here and sometimes random tangents start up

personally i like it

vump

>>738053519
Kweh?

>>738055261
haven't seen chocofag in a while, hopefully he finally got bored and left, or he's still around and just changed tactics

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>>738055426

>>738053688
>how did a fluffy thread turn into this
This is /b/
Figure it out.

>>738053092
Isnt that the one with all the controversy cause the panel had more connections to big pharma than any other dsm?

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Bumplecopter!

>>738037554
Boy, that tier 3 to tier 4 was less of a step down and more of a leap down.

>>738059560
A smarty alicorn. How unfortunate.

>>738059933
Such a waste. Honestly, surprised its family didn't kill it.

>>738059933
>>738059560
at that age maybe a reset and some tough training might be able to salvage it

>>738060152
Canon made resets harder, didn't they?

>>738060296
they completely did away with them actually, though i read an explanation on how some anon wanted to incorporate it as a very unlikely effect of extreme psychological abuse

>>738060715
Might work. But I see more memory repression than a full reset.

>>738061223
true, though fluffies already have a shitty memory, so it would effectively be a reset

>>738061386
True dat

>>738061223
Yeah. Used to be that in order to reset a Fluffy you had to push it to its absolute psychological pain limit or zap it, both with extremely high chances of failure (for obvious reasons). Then people just stopped writing resets into stories and fewer people believe in it now.

>>738062011
That was a whole lot of talking that led to a whole lot of nothing. Basically, I'm saying that if you want to reset or retrain a Fluffy, you have to do it from an early age and hope the thing doesn't remember. Also, say goodbye to ever breeding it, because canon also says that behavioral traits (specifically smarty syndrome) can be passed down (usually by the father but if the mother is a cunt it'll teach the foals to be cunts.)

Sup gois. Guess who's here.

>>738062358
I FORGOT MY CAPS FUCK

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one week later its sunday
>I do what I normally do.
>have a few drinks, smoke some good weed, play with chocolate
>and watch tv or play video games
>I had just gotten done playing with chocolate and his new toys I bought him
>wuv nuw toyz daddeh
>I have a special surprise for dinner tonight, bud
>gasp! It am sketties wif extwa meateh baws?
>no, something even better
>bettew dan sketties!? Nu way, daddeh!
>youll see
>the pizza man delivers my stuffed crust pizza
>I show it to chocolate
>his tail wags and his eyes widen
>gasp! Nu-nummeh skeety BWEAD!?
>I give him a slice and he devours it in a few short minutes
>cann I pwease had nother daddeh? Pwetty pweeease. So nummeh
>okay, here you go
>he ate a second and third slice
>buuurp so fuww daddeh. Yummy
>that night fluffy didnt make it to the litter box
>nuuu!!!! Huu huu huuuuuu!...Didn mean tu make bad poopies...
>daddeh gon be so maad.
>I open the door in the morning to let him out
>good morning choc--oh fuck!!!
>theres a Giant shit on the carpet as well as liquid shit all over the carpet all over the walls and somehow on the ceiling
>chocolate hides under his blanket
>pwweease daddeh...didn mean tu make tha bad poopies...huu huu
>shivers and sobs
>it'll take me all god damn day to clean this up!
>I get the sorry stick.
>its a thick long thorn vine with a bunch of thorns
>pwease nu sowwy sticky daddeh...
>chocolate, bend over.
>daddeh..am sowwy..am wewwy weewwwy sowwy. Didn mean da bad messy poppies...it was sketti bwead fault..huu huu
>bend the FUCK over!!!
>sniffs...otay..
>wack! Wack! Wack!
>dont! Wack! Ever! Wack! Shit! Wack! On! Wack! The! Wack! Carpet! Wack! Ever! Wack! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
WACK! CRACK! WACK! WACK! WACK!
> SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHEEHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>738062358
A fuckin Jew?

>>738060715
>>738061223
>>738061386
>>738061735
leave for half an hour to make dinner and i come back to anons talking about my headcannon, really warms my heart

anyway you guys got it basically right, main thing is you can't perform it on a foal, since they will just go into a catatonic state. so the fluffy needs to be at least a month old when they reach sexual maturity and become a little less dependent. but due to the fact that fluffies don't live long and have delicate bodies the older they ade the less likely you'll succeed, im thinking 2-3 years old tops before it's 100% lethal.

so the process is simple, first you isolate the fluffy for a few days, deprive them of light, sound and space in a small box with a bit of food and a water bottle. then you apply extreme stress with loud predatory noises and flashing red lights, they will try to escape but can't which will cause extreme stress, anxiety and mortal fear, hopefully this will cause a full memory repression and when you take them out of the box they will think they are a "chirpeh babbeh".

however it is far more likely that the process will induce a heart attack before the relapse ever occurs.

sorry for the wall of text, just wanted to get the idea out there and see what you anons think.

>>738062500
I'M COMIC-CHAN, ANON

>>738062902
>hopefully
Lost it at this part.

>>738063053
hey cc1 it's me cc2, what do you think of my particularly brutal fluffy reset process?
>>738062902

>>738063230
glad you like it, probably worth noting that there is always the chance that the fluffy will regain all its memories

>>738063230
Exactly. Reset or not, either way, when you open up that box, you're gonna be picking up a much more grateful Fluffy.

Assuming it didn't die, of course.

>>738063555
>glad you like it, probably worth noting that there is always the chance that the fluffy will regain all its memories
Yeah, honestly love all that canon stuff.
What's your booru's ID so I can look you up?

>>738063653
I mean, the complete disregard for the fluffy's safety while attempting to "fix" it, is what I find the most hilarious.

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>>738063555
I don't know cc2, I usually ignore pastas. I want to see graphical suffering.

>>738063845
comicchan2

>>738063868
that's always good too

>>738064115
I only read the Blue-Gel pasta, and it was enough to make me not want to read more pastas never again. Not because quality but because extensiveness (if I can type it like that)

>>738064232
I'm a bibliophile, so i am always up for a good read

>>738064115
Woop, I shall look for you then, my ID is Derpbastian. I'm new drawing at the booru and don't have much time atm, but will try to.

>>738063868
aren't you going to dump the comics you have on hand?

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King C here takin requests out of boredom

>>738064437
I usually let people to choose because is funnier.

But I can dump in fav order if you all want. I have a pass after all :D

>>738064397
that's ok, i started off like comic chan here>>738063868
posting my collection folder and taking requests

smarty fucked btw, if you don't mind cc1

then i started writing and went into drawing

>>738064546
sup king c, it's cc2

>>738064552
Sacred Trilogy?

>>738064552
What's the sacred trilogy?

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>>738064675
>smarty fucked btw, if you don't mind cc1
That's why I like you

>>738064680
>>738064713

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>>738064675

>>738064680
>>738064713
red baron, wild smarty, the loft

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>>738064832
This anon knows his shit.

>>738064798
thanks, it's always a good read

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>>738065071
So?

>>738062409
And thats why you dont feed fluffys pizza. Explosive horrible smelling shits

>>738065200
Farm

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>>738065322
And underrated comic.

>>738052267
THE GREAT AUTISMO DRAWS!

Welp, that was a whole load of fucked up

Alright, what's the Sacred Trilogy?

>>738066202
read these
>>738064832
>>738064798

>>738065234
"Sketti bwead" is usually fine. Just don't put anything outlandish on it.

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Two more before I go.

>>738066373
Ah, I see now.

>>738066522
Asperger dady!!

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>>738039259
I like the dancing ones and hug box

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>>738066748
Good Ol' Daddy

>>738066522
Grinder, just because it sorta reminds me of grindr.

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>>738066865
Is not the best comic. Are you sure?

>>738055426
yeah, I was wondering what happened to that guy. anyone know anything?

>>738066929
Ok then, I change my vote for Millie, because I haven't seen it.

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>>738066941
Better without him. He ended up taking +50 file slots.

>>738067037
Very better choose. It has pre and post pasta but I don't have it.

>>738067153
Awesome.
Millie pasta is in the booru I believe.

>>738067037
It's not even close to satisfying.

Im a alright artist and want to start fluffy abuse comics. You may be seeing some OC from me soon

>>738068047
awesome, can't wait to see it

have you considered joining the booru?

>>738068126
Ive been on there a few times. I mainly come on here though

>>738068367
makes sense

>>738046219
I'm surprised the "Smokey wawa" doesn't get posted anymore

>>738067153
I definitely agree, just wondered if there was any drama or he just vanished. I didn't have the internet for a while, he was gone when I came back to /b/