/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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>>737899713
kek

>>737899713
Fush und chups

>>737900456
is this a nice girl?

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Happy birthday, fucko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SXeK9DKprM

why is the 'why are ids even gone' guy gone?

>>737901698
anon asking the real questions
>protip: it's because these threads are dead

>>737899713
m'dude never txt me bout those shrooms

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Dunedin here, getting waffles

bk is a shit meme

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Dunners reporting.

Somehow have credit with my power company so I'm about to max the fucking heater out. How are we?
>>737902197
Pizza good. Waffles good?
>weed good.
>>737902284
S H I T M E M E

What we all snacking on tonight? Eta Uppercuts 'Sea salt' for me.

>>737902485
Evening. Stay warm bro.

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>>737902197
Oh I missed this post. Waffles eh? I've never eaten them? Do you highly recommend or suggest them as an option?

>>737902834
Cheers, boss. Nothing, but fuck, I'm hungry. Warm in your part of the land?

>>737899713
>>>/int/

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Biggest ass challenge. Post your ass, whomever has the biggest one wins.

>this is boy butt

>>737903001
>can't post nudes on /int/
fuck off newfag

>>737903040
>waits for ghetto booty grace to post

>>737902954
6 degrees in chch atm. Not too shabby for this time of night this time of year.

>>737902197
Waffles were good

>>737902485
Waffles and weed nigga join us soon

>>737902909
Pretty good for late time waffles, don't get the Harlem, literally rip off

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>>737903184
Rip forgot pic

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>>737903216
We were still hungry, but no idea how I'll eat all of this

>>737903179
Snapchat says it's five here in Dud city. Not bad but not warm either.
>>737903216
Those are straight lewd.

>>737903216
feed me

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Baaaad news guys.
Who's girlfriend is this?

Does New Zealand have it's own type of thread?
>>737900275

>>737903385
ayyyy that's shanes mrs lmao I fucking warned him

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>>737903385
>Who's

*whose, rather.

Why can't we edit posts like you can on good sites like Reddit?

>>737903462
Shane here. Wassup bro?

>>737903385
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!????!!!!!!!
Baaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!?

Dunedin here whens the next meet up


Can we stop posting grace nudes becos last time someone did she accused me over facebook

>>737903040
is that you?

>>737903646
sorry mang. we all knew olivia was a slut. no one wanted to be the one to tell you the bad news. at least you know now.

>>737903677
You think I would post someone elses butt? On the internet?

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>>737903659
Probably never, we suck at organising. How's it going?
She hasn't been posted in a minute, you're good. You set yourself up for that fall though, really.

>>737904024
That's a shame, some of yous hang out normally tho aye, inv me next time if it's early in the day. I'm real bored and got nothing to do until poly starts again :'(

>>737904300
"Normally" might be pushing it. Name a time for a meet, dude!

>>737904300
>early in the day

>>737904300

if early in the day means 2am

>>737904396
hmmm do you guys work and have lives and stuff or are you free any time during the day

>>737899713
Hey OP, how do you like living in Australia so far?

>>737904514
>work
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

>>737904024
Dunedin here, why the fuck would you lot meet up?

>>737904557
how can you be this new

>>737904557
Fuck all else to do in this shithole.

>>737904557
bcos i have no irl friends

What about like 7pm tmrw. I wanna try the new potato minions from mcdonalds kek

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>>737904591
calling me new
>being so fucking new that he's assuming im new

>>737904593
This was the answer I was expecting but honeslty anon what do you accomplish? You put a face to the people you're too anti social to talk to IRL then what?

>>737904614
>potato minions
You'll regret it, you get like three of the stupid little bastards for $3.50 or something. But yeah, fuck it. Which Maccas?

>>737904651
Become social enough to talk to them IRL, fool. It's how we escape this place.
>it's how we try, don't forget; you're here forever

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>>737903040

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>>737904720
I feel like a bunch of you lot already know each other and it'd be more of a reunion than a meet up.

>>737904557
>>737904651
>Implying we havent been meeting up for over a year now.

We're pretty good friends, hang out, smoke weed etc. No one new ever showed to the meets so we ended up just not posting about them.

>>737904614
My son has had them. He took a bite out of one and said they were dumb. I ate the rest, it's just mashed potato. Nothing special.

>>737904854
I think everyone in Dunedin has met everyone else here at least once

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I'm going to steal your girlfriend

>>737904854
if anything the fact that a few of us do know each other stops it from being awkward, dead silent with no one interacting. we've had new people chill before and it was never a problem.

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>737904945
We've probably all passed each other at some point on the street.
>>737904910
So in reality all of you (Dunedin Anons) know each other? Is one of you lot the ones who keep making these threads?

>>737904665
Wait a minute i just realised, we're adults now! Why are we still meeting at mcdonalds...maybe if there's enough interest we could go get a beer in town or something. I'm cool with anywhere if i have enough notice.

Do you know anyone who will be keen cos one of my bros are

>>737902485

Dunners pls cuck me

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>>737905086
Whoa, I'm only an adult physically, speak for yourself brah.

You fellas hold Grace pretty high huh

>>737905045
>So in reality all of you (Dunedin Anons) know each other?
We all know someone. Pretty sure dunners is the only one who's met everyone. I've met a fair few.

>Is one of you lot the ones who keep making these threads?
I make them sometimes, dunners makes them sometimes, sometimes its a random.

>>737905145
not as high as IDbro.

>>737905086
look we might be adults but we're still autists and going for beers sounds awful to me. we generally like maccas cause its lowkey and we can loiter as long as we want and fuck off whenever we want with plenty of space.

t.loud music triggers me

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>>737905202
Let me remind you

LM STATE!

Ever actually had irl contact with her?

>>737905283
nah lel that's photoshopped bro.

>>737905086
>cracking open a cold one with the anons
I'm down, but fucked if I know any decent places to get said beer. Ideas?
>>737905111
EMS trips, checked. Guess I have to now, so post your missus and the $500 fee.
>>737905311
Who, Grace?

>>737905327
looks real to me

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>>737905283
This is god tier stuff, IDbro is shit.

>>737905176
While I understand your logic, small town, nothing to do it seems like it would be pretty weird for someone not already in your little group to be there.

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>>737905351
>post your missus and the $500 fee
wtf you should be paying me 500 to tap this ass

Yeah Grace

>>737905453
>glasses
>shed be saying check your privilege in no time
>0/10 couldnt pay me enough 2fuckthat

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>>737905045
what a curious faggot

>>737905453
Thats not how cucking works, if he pays you then you're just whoring her out for cash. you'd be a pimp

>>737905406
>>737905423
newfags smh tbqh.

>>737905406
>>737905423
http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470/r

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>>737905532
You need to find IDbro and ask him to marry you man I think you're the only faggot left who wants to continue the "idbro" legacy

>>737905550
nice fake poll nerd

>>737899713
>been in auckland region for 7 months
>actually bumfuck nowhere an hour out of central
>done absolute fuckall but work and fap for 7 months
>got a perfect qt3.14 doctor gf out of fucking nowhere
>compliments me, worships my dick, loves to swallow
>perfect 10/10 body

We normies now boys
See you on the other side

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>>737905574

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daily reminder

>>737905659
Liar. Pics Li Ming or Meena Kaur or it didn't happen.

>>737905485
This is one of grace's messengers, don't reply to them

>>737905453
We fucking agreed last time on the fee, faggot. Pay up or I'll just break in, rob you for the five hundy, and fuck yo bitch while I'm there.
>>737905485
Seen her around a bit, talked to her when she was in thread those few times, but otherwise no. Getting her to come to a Dunedin meet is a meme now

>>737905283
nice fake screencap nerd

>>737905723
i actually posted my exes nudes in one of these threads once and forgot to crop properly and people started messaging her oops

That was a fucking awkward conversation

>>737905659
Pics of said 10/10 doctor who swallows?

>>737905698
With enough hours in Photoshop I could make that note say whatever I wanted it too as well.

>>737905794
It's legit.

>>737905733
i never greed to the 500 i just agreed to watch and fap in the corner while using my tears as lube

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>>737905794
Not the guy you're replying to, but how new are you?

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>>737905841
>It's legit.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>737905794
this
>>737905867

>>737905913
see
>>737905867

>>737899713
I wish someone would nuke us already.

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>>737905867
Nearly 10 years so pretty new.

>>737900124
We don't speak German here.

>>737900542
You tell us, anon. She looks like a whore to me.

>>737905963
No that's Australian talk. You see how it's spelt wrong? that's how you know it's aussie.

>>737905351
Well the other dude isn't keen but like suburbia, baa bar, terrace or starters (lol) are probably the best places in town proximity.

>>737903931
moar?

>>737905948
uh huh

>>737903271
>McDonald's
Absolutely disgusting.

>>737905789
>>737905723
Naw boys shes all mine. Just posting to let you know we're all gonna make it, keep improving yourselves and you can do it too

lol jk youre all fagets

>>737903436
Fuck off, threadfag.

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>>737906042
Are you casting doubt on my claim that I can in no way verify without screencaps? How dare you.

>>737903385
Russel Crowe's.

>>737904837
>lenovo thinkpad
>linux
>great ass
>tfw you'll never have a 10/10 qt gf
>>>>>>>>>>that fucking feeling

>>737906094
uh huh.

>>737904978
At least we didn't nuke Japan when it sank.

>>737905045
>Alt + F4
>on a Mac
get rekt faggot

>>737905283
>>737905423
So much this. IDbro is a fucking homosexual.

this

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>>737906158
Mac user calling a straight guy a faggot, settle down vanessa.
>>737906136
Faggot.

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>>737906220
>>737905913
>poorfags calling mac users faggots
Stay poor
Stay mad

>>737906008
Welly anons go to Residence so I feel like we should go to Terrace, as long as it isn't shit

Fuck I want KFC

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>>737906330
>Being poor
But I don't live in S.Dunedin.

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>>737905867
All love to ID Bro

>>737906002
I dunno, Maoris are pretty fucking shit at spelling, and Germans are a bunch of cucks.

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What's the fuel price in your place lads?
>Upper Riccarton, Christchurch
>$185.9

>>737906366
Residence is shit. I prefer sassy loves cash.

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Hi there, it's david, the new guy.

>>737906370
Wicked lunch $5.90, add wicked wings snack for $4.50, total $10.40, 5 wings 2 small chips and a drink. Best value

>>737906503
This is a way better photo of me.

>>737906503
Hi, David! How are you?

>>737906220
You keep enjoying Windows 10 over there with all its spyware and adware.
>inb4 "but I'm using an older version of Windows"
Joke's on you, faggot, Microsoft has pulled support for anything older than Windows 10 so if you don't upgrade eventually, your computer will be worthless.

>>737906471
A hundred and eighty-five dollars, you reckon? Are you buying fucking petrol or shares in the company?

>>737906370
What are you, a fucking nigger?

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>>737906411
FUCKING KEK

>>737906556
Yeah pretty decent, Yourself? Just looking for some good music, dorklander here.

>>737906220
>calling a straight guy a faggot
Sorry anon, are you implying you're straight? Because I'm pretty sure you're actually a raging homosexual.

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>>737906562
Brah I could be on Win98 and it'd still be better than your shitty overpriced laptop
>Caring about windows support
I bet you think macs have no viruses, you're a cute little autist ain't ya?

>>737906366
honestly i just named the cheapest places that sell pale ale

>>737906636
What music are you into? Might have a recommendation

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>>737906643
I understand why you would think that given I post in NZ threads, however your assumptions are quite wrong

>>737906720
fuck off, you probably snort fecal matter out of the homeless shelter and your local winz fucking slut. I'd penetrate your nasal cavities so hard you'd have shit pouring out your ears.

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>>737906830
Wow, fecal snorting, I thought I was into some weird shit anon, you make me look well adjusted, also how am I a fucking slut?

>>737906794
cheers dude, most genres apart from heavy metal/rock etc more into experiemental electronic, indierock

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It is Wednesday my dudes

>>737906909
Look, I can share some of my tips and tricks with you Jeremy but this is the last straw. Would you be interested in knowing the ins and outs of penile-peeling?

>>737906740
>cheapest
NOW we're talking! Nah idk, Terrace unless anyone has any better ideas?

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>>737906979
That's not really an answer to my question, as for your obscure sexual knowledge keep it to yourself degenerate.

>>737906910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFP3qh1x1Zo&ab_channel=JackGarrattVEVO
has been my jam lately, >>737906794
any music like this?

>>737906720
>Brah I could be on Win98 and it'd still be better than your shitty overpriced laptop
>implying Macs are only laptops
>I bet you think macs have no viruses
>implying anyone is dumb enough to actually believe that
But they do get a lot less viruses, and they also don't come with built-in spyware and adware, so that's a bonus.

>>737907085
this is my jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4

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>>737907104
>implying anyone is dumb enough to actually believe that
>mac users are

No spyware no adware, maybe, but the whole OS is bloatware, just more unnecessary junk that no one needs.

>>737907125
Opera number 2 is better, fag.

>>737906797
I'd be more inclined to believe you were a faggot if you posted in Australian threads, but since you're probably Australian anyway, that confirms your homosexuality, faggot.

>>737907062
I'll have you know I have advanced through sexual orientation classes and have just finished my probation from a sex offence. I am quite accustomed with contemporary sexual practices good sir.

>>737907174
>but the whole OS is bloatware, just more unnecessary junk that no one needs.
Windows 10? Yeah, I agree, it is.

Also:
>implying anyone is dumb enough to actually believe that
>mac users are
Mac user here: I know exactly what I'm talking about (and I've been using Windows since 3.1 and MS-DOS, so your argument is invalid).

>>737907206
Tell us how to fuck kids, anon.

>>737906910
>>737907085
Hmm the closest thing that's not like top 20 that I can think of is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2AOjb9HW2E

Not sure if you'll like it but

Made in Heights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5PKA_CF4Is

Wednesday Campanella: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1oxh8Z-2ko

>>737907125
is it ironic that I actually like vitas

>>737907125
Nigga this is beautiful have you considered this for your taste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJH7Y56c7Y&ab_channel=JewsYisrael

>>737907181
No, it's more normal therefore shit.
>>737907275
I like him too Kia

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>>737907188
That's pretty rough man wtf.
I thought you were a cool guy, guess I was wrong.

>>737907206
I don't doubt any of what you said I'm quite sure you are very knowledgeable about sexual deviancy and other things that are just wrong.

>>737907296
I want Vitas and Putin to do a duet

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>>737907238
I agree win10 is shit

Win3.1 and dos? oh I'm sorry sir I wasn't aware you were a badass, i should have known better. So then the question is, since you're such a cool guy and all that why the fuck are you here?

>>737907254
like the first one and found the last one really cool reminds me of die Antwoord hahaha! Nice cheers dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJH7Y56c7Y&ab_channel=JewsYisrael

Fuck, guys, I crossed my legs for too long and now I got pins and needles to fuuuuuuuuuck.
Call an ambulance.

>>737907316
>That's pretty rough man wtf.
>I thought you were a cool guy, guess I was wrong.
Nigga, I'm posting in a fucking NZ thread while sitting in my Auckland house that I don't even own because I can't afford my own house, and my job doesn't even pay money right now whilst my dipshit little brother buys a newly-released smartphone, tablet or game console every fucking month.

I'm not fucking cool at all.

>>737907470
Because I have no life. I'm not cool, but everyone has failed to call me a faggot so far.
>inb4 "you're a faggot, anon"
Sorry but I don't even like my own penis, let alone anyone else's.

>>737907516
Grow some balls, faggot.

>>737907521
Sick we in the same boat my nigga.
You like marmalade too?

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looking for some nz'ers to talk to hmu kik: Ashley_x64

the anon who bashed his best mate here tonight? You wanted feedback on helping him get off P
> get all your good mates together he will need support
> someone's gotta have his back and be monitoring him all times
> keep him busy doing other shit, mountainbiking or jogging or something
> talk to him if he needs it, even if its 3am
> find out his supplier, cut them outta the picture completely

>>737907516
Quick get up walk around. Love that feeling. Especially when you stamp around like a fat lesbian.

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>>737907521
I was gonna say some shit about you being in auckland but decided against it, glad to know i'm right.

>>737907548
>Doesn't like his own penis
Get help anon

I really need some of your advice you guys sound sensible please, urgent situiation!
>>737907561
>>737907548
>>737907521

>>737907578
No but I like peanut butter and hate faggots like >>737907622.

>>737907516
That's how I feel haha, I was sitting on the floor doing my hair after I'd washed it and I went to stand up to go upstairs to nap.
Well I ended up having to comando crawl up the stairs doing this weird kinda pain laugh that I couldn't control and if that wasn't enough I had the pins and needles seizure for the next five mins on my bed.

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>>737907639
I'm listening, anon.

>>737907633
>I was gonna say some shit about you being in auckland but decided against it, glad to know i'm right.
I mean, Auckland is shit, but then again, so is NZ in general. Then again, the whole world is right now.

>Doesn't like his own penis
Get help anon
I tried; they asked me if I wanted to be a little girl and I told them my name wasn't moot.

>>737907640
fuck im jammin Peanuts on my toast currently with potential to have another two slices of goodness. Yeah she's a little tubby needs a shave too,

>>737907622
per chance did you work for the otago polytechnic mr ashleyx64?

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>>737907727
Auckland is shit

Then get more help anon.

>>737907742
I don't follow but I'm full. And alone. Forever.

>>737907837
>Auckland is shit
You don't say. But regardless, I have to be here for work.

>Then get more help anon.
Dr. Phil didn't want to see me. He said I was a lost cause.

>>737907674
Fucking no shit just came home girlfriend was bawling eyes out, she's pregnant and I had no idea what to do I read somewhere in a article ages ago, Forbes or fucking some shit i don't know instructing people in this situation to rub their belly i start rubbing her belly, i was rubbing it whilst drinking coke and started laughing for somereason I squirted coke in her eyes and now she's had some weird ass fucking reaction so we are at the hospital and now long story short I'm pretending to text propping myself up at the vending machine because in actual fact my hand is fucking stuck in the vending machine, my fucking pinic bar wouldn't come out and the nurse called us, my gf can't see and Im just awkwardly standing here pretending that I don't know her.

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>>737907972
You're here posting, yes you are a lost cause.

You need a sex change from the sounds of it, pretty straightforward stuff.

>>737908003
Long story short
- GF pregnant
- Eye has nasty infection that looks like aids
- Coke is now never a beverage option for me after seeing that eye
- phobia of vending machines arm has weird constraint vessels popping out.
-Desperate need of a picnic bar.
Someone come to the hospital and pretend to be my Gf's Boyfriend for the doctor just nodd and stuff

>>737908003
Sounds like fun, anon.

Sounds like good news to me though. I mean, apart from getting your hand stuck and your girlfriend not being able to see. But um... yay children? I'm here because no one wants to have children with me.

Oh, and because I'm bored.

And because once you're here, you'll never leave.

>tfw moot was right

>>737908003
This reads like pasta.

>>737908057
>You're here posting, yes you are a lost cause.
Anon, please stop stating the obvious.

>You need a sex change from the sounds of it, pretty straightforward stuff.
In all seriousness, I'm perfectly fine with my penis. I have a childhood friend who did the whole sex change thing. No thanks.

>>737908172
Dammit, I'm full, I don't need more food, especially when it's almost midnight.

>>737908172
It is. I am a pastamaker, i can make you a pasta, anytime, give me a name and a object and I'll do it nigga.

>>737908125
Bonus is that you can't have AIDs in your eye. I mean, I suppose you could theoretically get it that way, but it wouldn't puff up or anything. It's likely temporary swelling that's cutting off her vision. Just look after her and it'll turn out fine, anon.

>>737908242
Yes, Mr. Pastamaker, I'd like an order of Chris Hansen with a side-order of Bill Cosby and Christopher Poole.

I'm sure this will end well.

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>>737908194
Well since this is an NZ thread the obvious is all I can post. You're all fucking depressed but only a small percent of you do something about it, get your lives together new zealand, we are the master race, fucking act like it.

Better Living Everyone.

>>737908346
>we are the master race
Mother Russia would like a word with you, anon.

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>>737908409
Russia can suck my glorious cock brah.

>>737908346
amene to that

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Anyone in Hamilton have a room for rent? Might be losing my flat cause my flatmate is a fucking cunt

>>737908558
Where in Hams are you?

>>737908466
>466 ▶
>implying you have a cock

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>>737908670
Don't know what the fuck happened there.

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>>737908670
>Thinks if my junk is questioned i'll reply
>You're goddamn right I will.

My dick is glorious my brother.

Alright so there was this weird time where I was trip sitting Chris fucking hasen who dropped acid, was a very eccentric adventure. Now we don't usually get along well me being a nurse-in the training. Hasen started to trip and kept encouraging me that we should explore the opportunities of kidnapping children and use their organs for experimental purposes with numy studies I had to tell him various times I am not a surgeon and he is a paedophile catcher. After this was clarified we ventured to the petrol station to get a decent feed of Doritos and Pies, on the way we bump into my neighbour vergil, He is chinese and is a lovely man. Hasen on the other hand was a wild fucker and decided to start screaming "CHING CHANG LONG DONG TAEKWONDO" Vergil was very annoyed and told Hasen to fuck off so Hasen started screaming "PREDATOR, PREADATOR" And out of no where throws a fucking stone knocking vergil out, so we see vergil was gardening and see a wheel barrow, I place him in while holding Hasen's hand. I now am taking the two to the Petrol station in hope to safe my hungry ass and seek forgiveness from vergil when he awakes.... Part1

>>737908740
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>737908662
East
Flatmate who i thought was a friend is getting another house with 2-3 other friends and leaving me in the lurch. Found out through a different friend, talk about stabbed in the fucking back.

Oh well, cunt never cleaned up anyway

>>737908834
Anon, how much meth did you take tonight?

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>>737908846
Brah it's 2017 dick pics are out of date.

>>737908862
oh. I thought my stories were good :(

>>737908848
Fucking ratshit. Sounds like what a "mate" of mine did to me. Never trust a cunt called Andrew.

>>737908912
True, not that I'd ever take one to begin with.

>>737908998
>Never trust a cunt called Andrew.
>implying there is only one Andrew in the country

>>737908998
Worst part is if i cant find something within a couple weeks its gg for my degree

Never flat with young people theyre fucking handicaps

>>737908924
Maybe if you used line breaks and/or green text next time, anon.

>>737909249
My hands are too feeble to press the enter key.

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>>737909216
You can have a selfie though.

Come find me anons, when you've got nothing Video Games are there for you.

>>737909243
Is it worth checking the halls if they have any spaces open?

>>737909568
certainly not.

>>737906411
Beautiful

>>737905913
Is that your first ever post? Cute

>>737909435
Get new hands then.

>>737909450
And why would I do that? I loathe selfies.

And Overwatch.

>>737909735
I can't my mother died in a car crash last week.

>>737906411
gives us a nibble

>>737909773
Borrow her hands then.

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>>737909814

Where's the weed at in Dargaville!!!!!

BTW hello to all Ben and Ivan Vezichs and their friends. ^.^

>>737909825
I tried but my dad beat me to it. he's now like that dude four arms from ben ten and picks on me at school.

Just farted lads

>>737910013
>from ben ten
What are you, 12?

Use your mother's toes instead.

Text me with the weed dudes 0211787251

>>737910331
Sent.

>>737910417
Churr

>>737910256
My cat chewed them off. I was going to order an extendable metal back scratcher.

Mac lappy, needing good games to play
recommendations???

>>737910741
Throw it at the wall for fun.

>>737910697
>>737910697
>>737910697
Time to kill yourself.

>>737910741
Guild Wars 2, any Civ games, Telltale games if that's your thing... Just go on Steam and select Mac games.

>>737899713
Ignorant American here. I have a few New Zealand questions:

>What do you do there other than film Hobbit movies?
>Is it expensive to live there?
>Is being called "Kiwi" considered derogatory?
>Does everything try to kill you like in Australia?
>Why does Russell Crowe pretend to be Australian?
>How does it honestly compare to Australia?
>Are the Maori better than Aborigines?
>Does it annoy you that we think of you as "Australia Lite"?
>Does it piss you off that you answer to England's queen?
>"New" Zealand - Is there an old Zealand? (Like New York being named for York back in Britain)

>>737911800
1. Fuck
2. Yes
3. No
4. No
5. Because he's a faggot
6. Less hot in both temperature and people.
7. Slightly
8. No
9. No
10. Yes, Zeeland in the Netherlands. New Zealand was found by Dutch explorer Abel Tasman.

>>737911800
>Yes
>Yes
>No
>No
>Fag
>Wet
>Yes
>A little
>No
>Yes

>>737911800
>What do you do there other than film Hobbit movies?
Literally the same shit you do, without all the fat.

>Is it expensive to live there?
Sometimes, healthcare is free. Schooling is free. Uni loans are interest free.

>Is being called "Kiwi" considered derogatory?
No

>Does everything try to kill you like in Australia?
No, there is fuck all here that can kill you, except for asians on the road.

>Why does Russell Crowe pretend to be Australian?
Because he will make more money, we dont want him anyway.

>How does it honestly compare to Australia?
Two completely different places. Australia is either fucking hot, or fucking wet. There is no in-between.

>Are the Maori better than Aborigines?
Yes. Abbos are fucking scum.

>Does it annoy you that we think of you as "Australia Lite"?
No, makes us less of a nuclear target.

>Does it piss you off that you answer to England's queen?
We dont really. She gets a song and dance but thats about it. She has no real legal grounding.

>"New" Zealand - Is there an old Zealand? (Like New York being named for York back in Britain)
Yes, It's called Zeeland in the Netherlands.

>>737911800
>smoke weed and play rugby
>yes
>no
>no
>He's a fat wanker, who cares
>Australia has better wages, women and weather
>At least some maoris are educated, abos are petrol sniffing coons
>We're just glad you know we exist
>Nah, Lizzie all g
>Zeeland in Holland

>>737912086
Lol we both called ol' Russ a fag.

>>737911800
>>What do you do there other than film Hobbit movies?
nz as a whole thrives on tourism, so shit like that. I, personally, live my normal day to day life
>>Is it expensive to live there?
We do have a higher cost of living but Ive heard several americans saying it's cheaper here. But you'll lose your quick, free and easy shipping options that you had in america. only shopping mostly means importing from overseas at a high cost.
>>Is being called "Kiwi" considered derogatory?
No, its normal
>>Does everything try to kill you like in Australia?
No. The landscape can get you tho.
>>Why does Russell Crowe pretend to be Australian?
guess he feels he's more australian.
>>How does it honestly compare to Australia?
apples and broccoli. Having lived in both I prefer nz for the smaller cities, temperate and greenery.
>>Are the Maori better than Aborigines?
fuck yes. Abo's are absolutely fucked, its sad. Maori integrated into society like normal.
>>Does it annoy you that we think of you as "Australia Lite"?
I dont really care. It's kind of a sign to us that you dont actually know anything about nz
>>Does it piss you off that you answer to England's queen?
Nah
>>"New" Zealand - Is there an old Zealand? (Like New York being named for York back in Britain)
Yes, Zeeland in the Netherlands. It means Sealand. NZ literally means New Sealand. The maori name, Aoetearoa means Land of the Long White Cloud.

>>737911800
Fucking hell Amerifat, you really ARE ignorant.

>What do you do there other than film Hobbit movies?
The same as anyone else in the world, obviously. Our main exports are dairy and tourism.
>Is it expensive to live there?
Yes. Most goods are two-to-three times the price they are in the US, and house prices have risen exponentially over the past few years, especially in Auckland (our biggest city).

>Is being called "Kiwi" considered derogatory?
No, most people say but I personally hate it because I think it's dumb. But that's just me and I'm not most people.

>Does everything try to kill you like in Australia?
Not at all (unless you count parents beating their infants to death - NZ has a high infant mortality rate because of irresponsible, dickhead parents). There are some poisonous things here but there MIGHT be one that can kill you at most. The most common poisonous thing is the white-tailed spider and that'll probably give you a nasty bite and reaction at best.

>Why does Russell Crowe pretend to be Australian?
Because we don't want him and he prefers fucking kangaroos.

>How does it honestly compare to Australia?
Nothing is trying to kill you and it's more laid-back. It's shit, but it's not as shit as Australia.

>Are the Maori better than Aborigines?
That's like asking if vomiting is better than diarrhoea. They're both fucking shit, except we in New Zealand pander to the Maoris as if they're privileged faggots. It's a fucking mess of a system. It's what would happen if Social Justice Wankers took over a government.

>Does it annoy you that we think of you as "Australia Lite"?
Yes and no. Yes, because Australia is shit, and no, because you're just a bunch of ignorant fucks whom we don't care about.
1/2

>>737911800
>What do you do there other than film Hobbit movies?
Lots; tech, forestry, resources, farming, agriculture, tourism, education, manufactoring
>>Is it expensive to live there?
Thousands of miles from anywhere at the bottom of the world, so yes is the answer to that
>>Is being called "Kiwi" considered derogatory?
Never. Its all good.
>>Does everything try to kill you like in Australia?
Sharks, giant squid and sea lions
>>Why does Russell Crowe pretend to be Australian?
Russell who?
>>How does it honestly compare to Australia?
Not comparible. We look sounds act nothing like them. Our landscapes and cities are completely different. Form of government nothing alike.
>>Are the Maori better than Aborigines?
Don't know anything about abos so can't answer that one
>>Does it annoy you that we think of you as "Australia Lite"?
Means nothing to me.
>>Does it piss you off that you answer to England's queen?
Love the Queen. She's ace. Wont have you saying a bad thing about her.
>>"New" Zealand - Is there an old Zealand? (Like New York being named for York back in Britain)
Zealand in the Netherlands. Abel Tasman was the Dutch explorer who named us in 1642

>>737911800
>>737912380
>Does it piss you off that you answer to England's queen?
Not at all. She doesn't have much say over what New Zealand does, but in my opinion, it's good to be part of the Commonwealth rather than this tiny country trying to be its own republic (as if that's actually feasible for a country of our size).

>"New" Zealand - Is there an old Zealand? (Like New York being named for York back in Britain)
Google it, shithead. Of course there's a Zealand.
2/2

Also:
>>737912177
>Literally the same shit you do, without all the fat.
NZ is the third- or second-most obese country in the world, dips hit.

>>737912421
>NZ is the third- or second-most obese country in the world, dips hit.
Yeah but that's just because of the islander overstayers fucking up the census.

Jut made an appmt to fuck a ladyboy tomorrow. any advice?

>>737912509
kill yourself for being a faggot

>>737912500
Correct
http://www.stats.govt.nz/browse_for_stats/snapshots-of-nz/nz-social-indicators/Home/Health/obesity.aspx

>>737912509
Go through with it this time and post pics

>>737912583
>this time
when was there ever another time?

>>737912509
Don't. Just don't. Keep it a mystery.

>>737912500
Yep. Our maori and islander friends ruin all our stats. We would be top 5 in just about every measure in the world if you counted only whiteys...

Sigh.

>>737912500
True but I'm obese and I'm white so I'm also ruining the statistic.
You're welcome, by the way.

I have fat genes. True story. Makes it hard to lose weight and keep it off, unfortunately, though I keep trying.

>>737912669
>We would be top 5 in just about every measure in the world if you counted only whiteys...
I repeat: infant mortality rates in NZ are too fucking high and it's mostly because of the dumb apes beaten their children to death (or squashing them with their fat asses - and no, neither of these things are unfortunately jokes).

abo coon sniffer here,

NZ peopel are the worst they smell like sheep and poo like their lambs! The Marois are shit too all they do is eat chicken and shit bullshit!

>>737912707
>fat genes
That's a meme. Just eat less you fat cunt.

>>737912177
>>737912194

Thanks for answering guys. Much appreciated!

I'm a fan of several New Zealanders that have hit it big here - Jermaine Clement and Bret McKenzie (Flight of the Concords), Karl Urban, Peter Jackson, Taika Waititi...

Any others I should check out?

How about music - Any good bands from NZ you can recommend I listen to?

>>737912848
Homebrew.

>>737912848
The greatest NZ music ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hyD2yAZFwE

Also shit you probably already know like Crowded House, Split Enz, Dragon etc Oh, and Lorde I guess,.

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>>737912669
>>737912583
That's her. should i go through with it? honest answers only please no trolls

>>737912848
Try:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePo9G-Rzr9k

This playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnwqsJYyiU&list=RDQM9OuDvxnt85U

>>737912983
Yes, film it.

>>737912848
Should check out stan walker (known for sniffing petrol in dudedin dunes) And look into

Billy son williams (Known for shoulder fucking the irish and brittish in rugby)

Listen to this my nigger and throw back a fucking beer ya yank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a0z9ZcSwPQ&ab_channel=KneesTease

>>737913003
The early 2000s was really a prime time for Kiwi music.

>>737912825
It's not a meme, you stupid cunt.

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>>737912817

>>737913107
It's physics you dumb cunt. Consume less calories than you burn and you will lose weight. Genes can't defy the laws of fucking physics.

>>737912848
>>737912848
>>737912848
Throw back a fucking some piss ya fucking yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a0z9ZcSwPQ&ab_channel=KneesTease

>>737912983
Dude. Don't. Have some self respect and find a woman to fuck instead. Have some respect for your parents and your family name. You think your dad would be happy youve degraded yourself to getting naked with a guy? Don't mess around with the mentally ill. Nothing good could come of it.

I don't know. Why does love do this to me?

>>737913410
I DON'T KNOW WHY DOES LOVE DO THIS TO ME!

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>>737913410
Thanks dude your words are painfully true but i hear you. I will cancel

>>737913552
Dont fucking cancel, go through with it think of the pleasure you and success you will have! in fact if you cancel it is extremely selfish of yourself and homophobic

Jackie came, she went away!!!! Hey bored as fuck pumping gas gimmie a text. 021 10 295 0464. Gas station gurl

>>737913552
No worries broseph. It might seem like a cool thing to do, but trust me, you will feel weird afterwards. And also will have trouble looking your friends in the eye.

I'll say it again, if you wanna score a prossie, get a chick instead. They have more holes. More holes = more fun.

>>737912927
>>737912931
>>737913003
>>737913034

Thanks for all the responses to these and the questions I asked before. Yes, I know some were pretty stupid.

And sinse you guys have been so nice...

How do you feel about Americans that come to live there? I have no family to speak of and plan to leave here when I complete my education (no idea what I'll study yet to be honest) and I want a fresh start. Right now I'm just looking into countries where I feel I could integrate well (English speaking, democratic, safe, etc). While I (obviously) know very little about New Zealand - I do know that it's beautiful, the people seem genuinely nice and it's far far away from the shithole I live in now. I just wouldn't want to feel unwelcome (I can do that here).

>>737913750
You're not a woman.

>>737913760
fuck off buttblocking corking-bastard patrol.

>>737913300
It's not physics, you retarded cunt. Genes aren't denying the laws of physics; they define things such as your metabolism.
http://www.webmd.com/diet/obesity/features/are-you-fated-be-fat#1

As the article says, it can be overcome by lifestyle, but depending on the person, it can be a lot more difficult compared to other people.

Holy fuck anon, how do you not know this? Let me guess: you've been skinny all your life and just think all fat people choose to be fat, right?

Yeah, no. I've been fat since I was about 7 or 8 years old. I was always running around outside playing and such, and I typically eat decent food. Unfortunately, I'd have had to exert a lot more energy than most other people my age to keep my weight off, which I didn't do because I didn't think I needed to do more exercise than anyone else my age.

And then, by the time you realise it's not enough, you get fat enough to where exercising is legitimately uncomfortable and you tend to get more tired and more lazy because of it, and it becomes a vicious cycle.

TL;DR if you're fat and have children, get them into sport at a young age to prevent them from fattening up in the long run.

>>737913750
> gas station gurl
Are you Punjabi or Tamil?

>>737913813
If you don't have a skill or a trade don't bother.

>>737913813
Americans too fat, we don't have enough food for you, We suggest collectively as a nation to head over to cuba or some shit.

>>737913825
Lol? Try a different pickup line sweety, chicks use b too. Get over it

>>737913858
>webmd
>it's not a meme
>biology can defy physics

EAT LESS THAN YOU BURN. There is nothing more to it than that. If you consume 800 calories and burn 1000 in a day, guess what, you will lose weight. You're making excuses for being a fat lazy piece of shit.

any1 selling in dunners?

>>737913750
I for a matter of fact would like to pump you full of my gas baby.

>>737913964
You're not a woman because you didn't post your tits with a timestamp. If you were a woman who uses /b/ you would know this. GTFO.

Anyone have that Brooke sugerdaddy tinder screenshot? That may be my cousin

>>737913813
>How do you feel about Americans that come to live there?
We've got enough people here as it is. We don't need you. Though you would probably be welcome, though I legitimately don't care abut Americans at this point, given how much they've fucked me over in just the past six months.

Most of the people here are ignorant idiots but I suppose you could say some of them are "genuinely nice". I'd say most New Zealanders are "genuinely retarded", but okay.

You can integrate pretty easily though. NZ is pretty similar to America in many ways, and your government has their hands all up our government's ass like Bill Cosby being a puppet master so, you know, you'll fit in just fine, for better or for worse.

Just don't expect to ever get anything from America for a reasonable price. If you're going to import stuff in NZ, get it from China or Japan. Much cheaper.

>>737913980
yo, what yo after bins or tabs?

>>737913813
I like Americans generally. Its all good by me that we have a few here. Prefer the Montana/ Dakotas or Texan, Southern kind of American. They seem to fit in better to our outdoors, hunting, fishing, skiing lifestyle. NYorkers and Californians seem neurotic and annoying AF.

>>737913300
Pretty much don't eat cause I feel yuck from no sleep. Don't even eat junk when I do eat.
Still fat.

>>737913867
Nz euro. I work at BP riverside in Whangarei, where u from?

>>737914065
we'll send them all to Hamilton then. I guess we better get the Maori communities together to start building a wall for the Yanks then..

>>737914093
Liar. Count your calories. Count your burn. Eat less than you burn and tell me how much fatter you got.

>>73791402
2 tabs and a fiddy

>>737914063
2 tabs and a fiddy

gf fell asleep amd Im still high and awake, what do?

>inb4 rape her and post pics
not habbenin

>>737914100
I'm in Chch. Is it shitty working nights? Is it your main gig or do you just put in some hours while studying???

Seriously, are you really Kiwi or Indian. Tell the truth haha

>>737913976
Anon, seriously, are you actually retarded?

WebMD is fine. Maybe not the best site but good enough, and you apparently didn't even read the article.

On top of that, I never said this has anything to do with food (because it doesn't, in a lot of cases). I'm not making excuses - I'm lazy and I'm not defending that, but I'm saying that genes will make it harder for some people to lose weight than others - it has NOTHING to do with burning more calories than you ingest in this case. Yes, that helps, but that is completely besides the point.

And again, no, it's not a meme, and I never said biology can defy physics, but apparently your logic can defy reality.

You're wrong, end of story. For the record, I've discussed this with actual doctors who have Ph.Ds regarding this, and some family members of mine work in medical fields too, so I know it's true. Prove me wrong if you want. Pro-tip: you can't.

>>737914027
Why would I bother jumping through all your sexist hoops creepy newfag. STFU

>>737914190
I have one samsung tablet however Two brand new fiddy fidget spinners, limited editions. 230 upfront?

>>737913980
Anyone in Whangaz?

>>737914065
The two American guys at the US consular in Auckland are massive (and rude) cunts though (but the New Zealanders who work there are actually quite nice).

Shit, we hit 300

>>737914248
>your sexist hoops creepy newfag
The newness is just oozing off of you, faggot.

>>737914187
I will count my calories actually. Been thinking about it since I already count my steps etc.
Not sleeping can really fuck with more than you know.

>>737914246
>You're wrong, end of story.
Fuck off. I am stating the laws of thermodynamics. If you want to say I am wrong first you must disprove this theory.

>>737914285
4 tab and fgt i can only go 60 but for a blowie i can give another 9

>>737914121
I'm kiwi. Full time. Text me. I hate convo n on here. 021 10 295 0464

>>737914455
Send me your credit card number, expiry date and 3 digit code on the back first. I need to top up my phone.

>>737914359
Says the guy with everyone's cum dripping from your bum. X

>>737914051
Sorry you've been fucked over by Americans. We tend to do that. One of the many reasons I want out of here.

>>737914065
>Southern kind of American

I'm in Virginia. It's considered "Southern" (because of the way it sides with the more southern states during our civil war). I don't ski - but I do hunt, fish and go camping. I live 15 minutes from the coast so I do enjoy the ocean - I assume finding a place to settle down near the water wouldn't be too hard in NZ.