Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
>>737792082
Bork.
Back again
>>737792172
Waroooo!
still here
>>737792437
still cute too, I see
>>737791862
sounds really fun save me some burgers
what about fireworks ?
>>737791881
holiday pay ? is that like x2 ? no replay ?
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
is it allowed to masturbate in these threads
>>737792607
There's a thread for that in /trash/
https://youtu.be/9-o9TFC7-Bo
>>737792607
Anons are but we try not to lewd. Rule 34 threads are for lewding.
>>737792501
shinobu is super cute
>>737792520
i dont think there'll be any burgers left after the like 20+ hours it would take you to get here, yea we got like $2000 worth of fireworks
>>737792607
i mean do what you want, but dont expect us to post lewds for you
>>737792302
B-bork
>>737792520
Its pay and a half. I have a replay on my screen
>>737792607
I guess if that's what you're into
>>737792818
20 hours ? too far
I'm jealous now that sounds like a really nice view
night elfpire
>>737793085
that is nice then upload it sometime I'd like to see how you took all those out
but for now sleep
night snugs
>>737793570
Good night
>>737793570
i dont actually know where you live so i just guessed how long it would take, night
I'm killing zombies with two very silly people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfQqBqjOXP0
>>737794217
Don't you lie
>>737794365
It's true though and they need to be more competent too.
>>737794217
How silly?
alright i should probly try to sleep, actually have to get up kinda early tomorrow
night everyone
>>737794688
>dubs
You want to fight about this?
I'm back, hi everyone
>>737795097
hey cute
>>737795156
hi
>>737794217
:(
>>737795327
that pic is really cute
>>737793377
>check
Hey there~
I told Hanako to tell you but as he's probably still asleep.. I won't be on today, need to go out and do some stuff in about 5 minutes and I'll return in about 6 hours or so, so... You two pervs have fun~
P.S. Oh, and... Wasn't I supposed to receive a reward today sweetie~?
>>737794868
Goodnight cute donut vampire
>>737794349
https://youtu.be/9a_nfLLfbUQ
>>737794793
They certainly are.
>>737794940
Yes, I do actually. Get gud.
>>737795436
You're really cute!
>>737795603
Nope he's awake and he told me. Playing with him and urabe now. And when we finally get a 4th person. Oh well maybe some day.
I guess. Here you are
>
>>737795807
>git gud
You're worse than hanako
>>737795843
b-b-ork
>>737795991
Objectively false.
>>737795991
Well then, say hi to everyone and have fun suckin- oh, I mean playing~
>damn that's smexy~
HOMOSEXUALS KILL YOURSELVES !!!!!
>>737796004
I think I just fell in love <3
>>737796454
You mean true?
>>737796502
I won't.
Shut up
>perv
>>737796004
*pet*
>facebook tier animal slave posting
These threads are terrible late at night.
A heavy storm and no one to enjoy it with.
>>737796997
>>737797210
b-b-ork sempai <3
>>737797538
i really really hate storms ;_;
>>737797599
*fluffs gently*
how can i tell girls irl, that i don't need those 3d bodies?
>>737797538
I-I'll enjoy it w-with you if you'd like...
>>737797538
Our patio has plastic sheeting as its roof. Makes the rain sound C O M F Y.
>>737797599
Why not? They're nice. Unless they want you dead.
>>737797822
Sure. Have a seat there I guess.
>>737798129
Some simple sounds of thunder makes me comfy.
I'm going to bed.
Someone should come and cut me while I'm sleeping.
Night
Bork
>>737798380
loud noises = fear
>>737798795
night
>>737798380
Thunder is comfy by itself. Pair it with heavy rain on a muffled tin roof though. Comfy overload. Ive fallen asleep while gaming and listening to that.
>>737798380
Th-Thank you! So from where are we watching this storm if you don't mind me asking?
>>737798827
Rain isn't loud.
Only violent thunder is.
>>737799134
Almost like a... Depressant? Just helps you calm down.
>>737799677
well heavy storms usually have a lot of thunders
>>737799708
hello
>>737799832
How are you on this slooow night.
It is it night where you are?
>>737799677
A relaxant.
doing alright, i had a lot of work today, but almost everything alright.
yes 3:12am
>>737799832
You should kill yourself
>>737800678
That is what time it is where I am too :/
What were you working on?
>>737800726
Eat shit nigger
>>737800726
i should, cant right now
>>737800737
stuff.
>>737799655
Oops, missed your reply.
Well, we'll just watch and listen from a window. Don't wanna get wet.
>>737799832
You're exaggerating
>>737800512
Didn't think that was a word
>>737800707
Ai is not properly cofigured. Reboot?
>>737800811
Why not
>>737800811
I guess you would rather not discuss it with me...
>>737800815
That sounds nice (:
>>737800815
It's not a malfunction, it's a feature
>>737800811
Doyou have i somnia ror just staying up late for no reason?
>>737800815
It is. Muscle relaxants are also a thing.
>>737800956
You have Windows 10 on that then?
>>737801068
Yeah it got infected
>>737794793
What is this from?
>>737800856
things i cant say
>>737800952
sorry sorry. i dont like talking about it in public sorry.
>>737801025
playing some PUBG
>>737801658
That's okay, sorry I asked
>>737801658
Say them anyway queer
>>737801733
nothing to be sorry about from your side, i'm really sorry if that was too rude or something
>>737801894
can't do it.
>>737800952
You aren't who I would normally call over so I can't do the other thing
Anyways, are you just a Waifu-less poster or just don't feel like posting?
>>737800956
Being useless? Cool.
>>737801068
Isn't it spinach?
>>737802093
Why can't you
>>737802168
Nah. Spinach a shit.
>>737801245
Feels bad man.
>>737802093
No worries, I'm not so easily offended
>>737802168
The other thing? And yes, i don't have a waifu :( i usually come here to just chat; typically with tomoko
>>737802507
Only if you're not Popeye the Sailorman
>>737802509
Clarify on which one.
How long have you been around?
>>737802826
S-mug. I have been around for over a year now.
I would love to chat more but am very sleepy. Farewell, it was nice watching the storm with you (:
>>737802425
you should get a waifu
>>737802949
It's a long shot, and probably a bad one, but maybe you're...? No, they wouldn't be back now, would they?
Goodnight.
>>737802983
I really shouldn't
>>737803036
maybe... but probably not
until next time <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPNJBqIW22E
>>737792520
>>737792595
>>737792607
>>737792785
>>737795266
>>737795991
cute
>>737803081
i'll tell you why i dont kill myself if you get a waifu
>>737803268
cute
>>737802826
Thems nots muscleses. Thems t-t-tumors.
>>737803547
c-cute
>>737803507
Ok
You're my waifu
Now tell me
>>737804036
i'm already claimed, get another waifu
>>737804509
By who?
>>737804775
me
>>737804807
>>737804775
see? already claimed
>>737804989
come back to bed, waifu
>>737804807
*kills*
>>737804989
Not anymore :o
>>737805057
yes *gets on bed*
>>737805064
:o jelly?
>>737805064
>dies
>>737805205
h-help
>>737805205
I just want to know why you can't kill yourself yet :(
>>737805375
*saves you* don't kill my owner ;-;
>>737805376
alright, i promised to wait for someone and do something, after that i may end it. happy?
>>737805375
*does nothing*
>>737805559
Yes thank you uwu
Hello everyone how are you all doing
I am work posting again
>>737805375
*shakes you* dont die ;-;
>>737805931
hi yuno do your best at work
>>737805931
Yyyuno
The homosexuals are taking over
Helllllp
>>737805375
>tickles you
I have seen you fake death be for this dos not fool me!
>>737805969
I am but it is hares and there 10 hour days
>>737806030
What happened? Take me throw the story
>>737806233
NO! STOP!
>>737805969
>>737805651
>comes back alive
>>737806285
*gets you on bed* dont fake your death ;-;
>>737806394
(forgot pic)
>>737806285
Shouldn't have lest yourself defenceless the, I am always waiting for an opening
>>737806394
I-I had to... Or else he would have attacked me even more...
>>737806573
s-scary... Bear thingy... Don't come closer...
>are you really posting from your work pc? The admins can see all your connections youknow
>>737806650
i would protect you with my life ;-;
>>737806807
you didn't, he almost killed me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnjongyJhyw
>>737807051
i'm sorry ;-; i'm a bad waifu, its alright if you dont want me anymore *cryes*
>>737807336
Bad waifu... g-go make up for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=823yuWz0lto
>>737807380
please forgive me ;-; i'll be a good waifu from now on *hugs*
>>737807671
Hmmm... maybe if you post a lewd...
>>737807724
y-y-yes
>>737807924
Nice... Okay, I forgive you...
>>737808153
i'm glad senpai likes me again <3
>>737808375
>rubs head
>>737808382
poor girl
>>737808509
*puts head down*
claiming
>>737801658
>playing games all night
That's a good reason tbh
>>737810448
i had death time, so why not playing games for a while, i had nothing else to do
i have to leave. see you when i see you guys.
Yui claimed
claimed
Oh you retards, claiming 2D, don't you know it's teh current year.
Ten more volumes until I'm finished with part 5
Boop
>>737806650
It is a bunn! Is this less scary
No I'm posting from my mobile phone
>>737809257
Good claim revy is a scary girl
>>737813019
Hi rock star
>>737813269
Bewbs
>>737813044
Herro
>>737813579
er mer gerd the cerrent yer
>>737814720
Bullseye
>>737813019
This is the photo I think of when I think about yui. I think cat ears would work here too.
>>737814996
Hello adorable how are you to day :)
>>737814720
hi
>>737815343
Ah lewd!
Not that I am saying there not nice but you might ant to put them away, public expenditure is not becoming
>>737815779
what? o:
>>737815173
Just waking up. Still mid morning. Maybe going to go get breakfast. Diving today?
>>737814720
hello yuno :)
>>737814996
stewardess uniform?
hmm... cat ears would work well there. I have two cat-eared pictures of yui but no cosplay attached to them :/
>>737816128
No cosplay....or animals... tragic! one of my favorite things is all the different outfits koume has
I'M FAST AS FUCK BOOOOOOIII
>>737816529
this is one of the cat-eared ones.
Yui in the show has a lot of different outfits, so much so that she only wears the same casual clothes outfits once or twice
>>737817248
Post her in the chicken outfit or whatever she wore in the one scene where Mio was dressed as a doggo!
just claiming, now back to firecrackers
>>737817396
Be careful
>>737817248
You seem pretty knowledgeable about the interwebs however if this helps in any way it's worth it I guess
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hirasawa_yui
You ever have just like a string of days where your head feels like it's being crushed by some weird psychic that really hate you? Or like a metal crusher, that works too. And now wisdom tooth... my head hurts.
Sorry I haven't been around. I think I'm going to be gone today, so I figure popping for during the morning is a good idea.
How is everyone doing today? I hope you're all well. Oh, uh, does anyone have plans for the 4th? Tell me, I'd love to hear them! If not, that's okay too! Tell me what you're going to do today, I'd also love to hear that!
>>737817553
Feel better soon
>>737817553
You couldn't write anymore?
>>737817601
Thanks. I appreciate that. <3
I just wish that... that it would actually help.
I don't know if you want to talk, but... if you do, how are you doing? If not... have the best day you can, please.
>>737817677
Nice dubs!
I mean, I could maaaaaybe right, but... I dunno. You ever try to write something important while you're like this and it just comes out like garbage? That's pretty much how I feel. Though I guess what would be the difference between that and what I normally write, ahah
>>737817553
was it pulsating pain? like something was trying to expand in your head?
>>737817553
You'll always be.welcomed here cute one. Please come back whenever you can
>>737817358
>Pic related
from left to right, Ritsu, Mugi, Yui, Mio
>>737817524
Of course I'd know a lot about my favorite anime :o
I check sankaku for yui pics; a lot of the boorus have scat and guro and whatnot.
>>737817553
hello kanna, what're you up to?
>>737815841
I'm saying your bewbs are very nice but you should put them away it is a bit in appropriate to have them out
>>737815955
Get a full breakfast with sausages and beans
I just come home from work I did 2 dives and one of them was a simulated rescue
>>737816128
So what's up with you shorty?
>>737817553
Hello dragon lolli
>>737817797
Words rarely help, but it's easy enough to offer them
>>737817816
This time, no. Sometimes it does, but this time it was... different. Like... err, not like sharp pain or normal crushing or something like that, it was like... in 3 or 4 different spots, just... working to.... constrict my brain, I guess. Does that make sense?
I have had that though.
>>737817828
Thank you Koume, but I should be here too! For you guys.
I'm here for a bit at least, no worries! For as long as I can help it, anyways, or at least until I need to lay down... hopefully not soon.
How are you doing though?
>>737817897
Hi Jui! Right now... I'm talking to you guys, trying to ignore head pain!
What are you up to?
>>737817979
Hi Yuno! How are you doing today?
>>737817983
That's true... though I feel like words can help sometimes. Not with physical pain, I don't think that helps much, but... just... feeling bad, then maybe yeah, it can help. I hope at least.
It is easy enough to offer them. I guess I'm kinda doing the bare minimum to help people, eheh. Wish I could do more.
>>737818139
Given the platform, it's not like anyone can really do much
>>737817983
Words can help if you're not a homosexual or transgender.
Are you a homosexual or transgender?
Fuck you cartoon freaks
>>737818186
You're right for the most part, but just even talking to you guys for a bit make... I feel a little less... depressed, I guess, when I do. It makes me happy for just a split second before I leave and go back. I know it sounds stupid, but... I dunno, you guys help me a lot I feel like. Even if I don't post, just lucking, it puts a smile on my face to see everyone talking.
>>737818139
you explanation makes no sense to me, but i am lucky enough to have next to no experience with serious headaches...
think it could be some kind of flu?
if it's been going for days why haven't you been to a doctor yet? well if you can afford it i guess
>>737818367
>lucking
lurking*
Brain is not doing so hot today.
>>737817979
nothing much; legs still a bit sore. today's a rest day though, so i'm gonna spend the 4th with my family.
>>737818139
:( you say that it's your job to worry about us, but I can't help but worry about you sometimes.
see above; mainly just resting today and spending time with my family :) any plans of your own?
>>737818195
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>737818367
It's good that it helps. You should chime in more, people like you
>>737817897
I figured you would know about it. Promise I didn't look at any lewds....
>>737817979
Cutie pic. I'll get some good stuff to eat. Also if you ever need a real simulated rescue don't feel like you can't ask me. I'll definitely don't well.
>>737818139
You are always a welcome. Such genuinely nice people are something we need. Much like yuno alway says
>Sungs
>>737817897
I was right about the chicken. I haven't watched K-ON in a while
>>737818195
Being bisexual is okay, right?
It's filthy Frank mother fucker
>>737818139
Very tired I had a hard day at work
Ps I hope your head gets better it sounds painful
>>737818506
Aw that sounds nice I love a good family get-together, are you going to eat so much you burst
>>737818606
Thanks
Haha are you not the best swimmer?
>>737818801
Ok good for you
>>737818606
it's okay. I definitely haven't looked at any lewds of koume, either...
>>737818699
You ought to watch it again but that's me being partial to the anime.
I've rewatched it 7-8 times and it's like a new experience each time for me
>>737818831
hehe. I enjoy when the family gets together, too.
Yeah, I have to start eating more, after all. Any plans on your side of things?
>>737818432
Err... sometimes, it's like a stabbing pain, like someone is taking a thin knife or an ice pick and just... stabbing my brain for about 4 to 5 seconds, before going back to... normal headache, I guess. It repeats throughout the day.
Sometimes it's like someone is taking my head and just trying to squish it, except it's my brain. Take your hands and press them together like you're trying to flatten your head, like that I guess.
This time though, it was... like in 3 or 4 spots, all over, my head was being... torn apart, I guess. Not constricted, but more like... each section was getting ripped apart. For a few hours until I went to bed because I couldn't handle it.
Sorry, that's the best I can describe it I guess. It does pulse with pain sometimes too. Like... like a heartbeat or something.
Nah, it's no flu. Allergies aren't helping though.
Oh, I've had it going on for years. Like... 6 or something like that. I remember in high school it would happen if I stayed in the lunch room, the noise...
I just don't want to go to the doctor because it's money, time, and I... I can't really talk to people. I'm too scared.
>>737818506
Well it is! That and to talk to you, to listen! I think.it... maybe i can help someone, anyone. And I want to help everyone I can. I know you can't help worrying, I just wish you didn't...
Oh, that sounds really nice! Fireworks or just chilling? I hope you have a great time!
I... well, there's a party, and I don't want to go, but I'm getting dragged along I guess. Just going to take some painkillers and hope I can power through it!
>>737818606
T-thank you. I... yeah, but there's people like you here who can do what I do, but even better! You're amazing, and you... you're just... I don't even have words for it! I think you're a genuinely nice person though, so... so you count towards that total!
<3 <3 <3
You're wonderful~
>>737818831
Aw, I'm really sorry to hear that. Do you want to talk about it or just forget about it? Are you going to bed soon?
Hey... thank you. I hope so too but... eheh, no signs of stopping. But thank you still. And I hope you get lots of rest!
>>737818550
You don't know your own sexuality?
>>737818699
IT IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Is your wage enough to support a home for you and your waifu?
>>737818550
I may have missed you >.>
Sorry. Brain is... uh, not so hot right now.
I'm... I'm glad it helps too, but... I want to help other people. Other people deserve to feel good, and... I dunno, I think words can only go so far... I just don't know what to do.
I... I would, but i don't want people to think I can stay and then I ditch them talking in the middle of conversation and I don't think I could type as fast when I'm busy and what if I lose connection and...
I just worry. I... I think I'm glad people like me, at least.
>>737819033
well, just know that we care about you as much as you care about us.
just hanging out with family, is all. Nothing like fireworks :x
a party? maybe there is gonna be a greentext-worthy story from it! like someone shitting themselves or someone getting laid :o
>>737819095
Good thing I'm heteroflexible
>>737819430
I know that, that's why... I dunno, I don't like people caring about me. I like to care for people, and then when I've actually managed to help them or I get too scared or... or I fail, then I can just sorta fade away, you know?
Ah, that's still fine though! It sounds fun! You guys should... play a game, like horseshoes or something fun for the family! Err, or just hang, that works too!
I dunno. I'm just going to try and get through it. I know it could be funny but... I'll keep my eye out. I'm not a very social person and... I don't like meeting people that much.
>>737817450
no worries i'm making my brother do all the lighting
>>737819182
no but she doesn't need food, or sleep and she can create a home for us if she wanted.