Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>737792082
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yui claimed
Claimed! Also 2D are inferior.
https://youtu.be/iGSwb5L6TTc
>>737819875
>>737818957
No I am not merican I am one of those people you got independence from
>>737819056
No it is 16:00 so I cant go to bed soon and I just want to forget it
Have you got any pain killers to take?
>>737819182
No not yet but I will
claiming
>>737819638
hmmm.. sounds like top tier big-sister archetype... or maybe mother...
I'm not very social of a person either, parties are too much for me (and for most of us, I'd assume)... just try and keep an optimistic mindset, and you'll be fine :)
>>737819811
Hi :o
sleep well?
QOTT: Your waifu has just been kidnapped by terrorists. What music track plays as you blast your way through their hideout?
Claim
>>737819931
Hi
No :(
>>737820011
https://youtu.be/0Cquj74bLsU
>>737820011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QrxY51q3xM
>>737820049
Ah... shame.
What time do you usually sleep from?
>>737820011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuWDDQRx3ZY
>>737819927
Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Uh... do you have anything you want to do? I know you're tired, but maybe a nice movie or... or something like that to help you relax? Oh, what about a nice shower?
And no worries, no talking about work for today. Got it!
I have a friend who has some really stuff stuff they're going to give me! I hope it works...
>>737819931
I don't think I'd make a very good mom. Maybe one day, but I'm not good with relationships either so... eheh. I think I picked up this attitude from my mom at least. She's always so caring but I never manage to actually do anything for her...
I guess that's true. Well, there's nothing wrong with that though! Optimistic? I... I'm not very good at that. About myself, anyways.
>>737819823
Hi hi! How are you today?
>>737819875
Hey! How's it going for you?
>>737820034
I'm running out of ways to say hi! But ignore that! What's up with you today?
>>737820049
Hi
Wait, why do you say hi every post? It's nice but... I'm curious!
>>737820011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogCrEqybu8
>>737820011
>Tatsumaki
>getting kidnapped
How?
>>737820011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egn_VNVKzI4
>>737820011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnEOeE9zHU8
>>737820297
Sick.
This makes it official
>>737820296
Megaman blasts through everything.
>>737820297
I am going to watch some k on to relax :)
if it is an opiate then it will definitely work
>>737820277
baka look >>737819927
Rating music tracks, not the other rate-anon
>>737820181
7/10, ironic crazy music
>>737820277
10/10, sounds like literal war
>>737820296
8/10
>>737820333
>trips
9/10
>>737820399
8/10, doesn't seem like a happy ending follows that track though
>>737820494
7/10 although I'm not sure what to think of that
>>737820399
baka look >>737819645
>>737820726
hehe
>>737820849
>8
>>737820608
Sick of what? People, driving, walking, talking? Sick of me, or sick of... err, I ran out of stuff.
Or just like sick with a cold or something? Or a flu, oh that would suck! I'm sorry to hear that though! How long have you been sick? Is it getting any better? You better be getting your bed rest!
>>737820747
Oh, that's good then! I'm happy to hear that. I hope it's nice and comfy for you, really. I know after a long day you deserve a rest, at least for a bit, so try to relax and just... enjoy the time!
I think it is! It's for wisdom teeth originally! Like 800mg... I think at least! Of something!
>>737820849
Do you like music a lot or just a random question and you feel like rating?
Err, also hi!
How about a real live woman. https://youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM
>>737820277
Whenever i get tired, which is normally from 12-2 am
>>737820297
Hi
I'm bad at talking to people so i say hi instead
I don't do it every post though
>>737820297
I see.
Besides the party, anything else going on?
>>737820747
sorry!!!!!!!!!
>>737819927
eheheheh... I didn't mean july 4th plans, just plans in general...
>>737820011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak
>>737818831
Not exactly. Not at all exactly. Never a strong swimmer.
>>737818957
>Squints hard....hmmmmm
>>737819033
Oh my you are a word wizard. You make everyone feel nice. I truly appreciate your invested thought out responses. Even if this was some elaborate ruse I don't see a payoff or end game for you. Mostly because youve just endeared yourself to the entire group here...well maybe sometimes like 90%.
>>737820849
Only 7? I think it's at least a 9
>>737820011
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JG7Jt4y6G_Q
>>737820011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8
>>737820849
Why doesn't it seem like it has a happy ending? I would likely fail anyway, so it's fitting, I suppose
>>737820868
Sorry. Tell him to be careful then
>>737820034
yum can I have bit
>>737820011
This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs
or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
>>737820968
Well I also have home work to do ;_; witch is not good
Shit sun you going to be so out of it
>>737821067
Nahhhhh I got nothing
I might try going to a club and getting layed this weekend but that's it
>>737821169
Don't worry I will save you butt if you get in trouble, May require some mouth to mouth tho so don't freak out
>>737820968
Just sick, a cold. Itchy chest cough, but glad my sore throat is gone. I slept for 12 hours last night.
>>737821302
Beast is a fool.
>>737821383
forgot pic
>>737821047
And when do you get up? I remember you saying you sleep 10-16 hours...
>>737821169
OK I have am sorry
>>737821383
Oh, I see. Good luck. Unless the women are easy there :o
>>737821296
he told me to "shut the f*** up!!"
>>737821598
It is a vacation resort so there pretty easy cos there on holiday
>>737821598
I got up just before 4 today
>>737821755
Well, that's rude
>>737821120
9/10
>>737821253
10/10
>>737821261
10000000000000000000/10
>>737821296
Just seems sad, almost like you know you're gonna die going in.
>>737821383
first 6/10
second 7/10
Theeeeere's the nice headache. 10/10, really great, loving it. It's amazing. Can't even... I'm just going to... stop for now, I think. Maybe just watch a video or play a mindless game. I dunno. Sorry to leave, really. I... I don't know what to do. If I don't see you later today, I'll make an effort to see you all tomorrow. I love you all, really. <3 Have a good day everyone, please. Or at least the best day you can.
>>737821047
Sorry sorry, didn't mean to... just see you a lot saying it and assumed...
Sorry.
I don't think you're bad at talking to people though. I think you're pretty good actually. <3
>>737821067
Didn't mean to too much info you, sorry.
Uhh... well, with the return of one of the worst headaches that won't go away that I've had yet, I'm going to go... drink some water, and just try and not focus on head pain. Sorry to leave so soon, really. I hope I can actually put up a good conversation next time. I'm so sorry.
Have a great day though, please. <3 You deserve it.
>>737821169
Thank you, even if I don't think so...
That's all I really want though, really. I just want people to feel nice, to feel happy. I know it sounds stupid, sorry. I just... there's been times in my life where... if I could talk to even one person, I'd feel a lot better about myself and... I just want to be that person? Why 4chan? I dunno. I've been here for a while, and... maybe I just like avatarfagging, although just posting pictures barely counts I guess. I... I just want people to feel good about themselves, because everyone deserves at least that.
Sorry, that was a rant. Thank you for the kind words Koume. I'm going to go try and shake this headache, unsuccessfully I know, but... I gotta try.
Have an amazing day, really. <3
>>737821383
Rip, sorry to hear that! Due tomorrow? aaaaa
I hope you can get it sorted, at least. i know you can do this, really. I believe in you. Just... when you get a chance, buckle down and do it! You got this!
Am I? I've never really... done anything like it. I just... I want my headache to stop.
I'm out for now, I'm sorry Yuno. Have a wonderful... night, okay? <3
>>737821469
Oh, well... that's still pretty bad. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you can get better soon! I would be glad too! I hate coughs, having one for a long time is... pretty annoying. But sore throats are sooooo bad. Especially when it hurts to drink and stuff like that.
Hey, that's not that bad. I know people say to not sleep longer than 8 but... if you're tired, I can understand.
I'm probably going for now, sorry to leave so soon. I really do hope you feel better though. Stay in bed, and rest okay? <3
>>737821926
Have you played NieR: Automata?
>>737821879
he is rude, i wanted to light one but he won't let me
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>737821469
Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy Itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty. 4. Itchy. Tasty.
>>737821765
Ah, that sounds really nice. How do you go about getting them to fuck you?
>>737821829
PM? That's 14-16 hours holy shit
>>737822073
You didn't too much info me, I just know that you don't like talking about yourself too much ,and was respecting that :)
I hope your headache feels better.
>>737822418
>>737822308
Hey rhino (:
>>737822308
Why does she smile like that?
>>737822073
You don't need to say sorry so much
You haven't seen me enough then
>>737822572
Is that a long time?
>>737822667
You got the wrong anon. Sorry
>>737822689
Smug
>>737822756
Why is she always smug?
Claiming best girl.
>>737822839
When I read the first line of your previous post it reminded me of the keepers diary
>>737822723
Yeah, I usually sleep for 7.5-8 hours.
Sleeping too much is bad for you as well :o
>>737823260
Yes, the low mental capability is apparent.
>>737822090
due yesterday
I won't be able to remember the thing I am ment to from the home work cos I am to dyslexic
It will stop it don't worry
Nigh night
>>737822572
I am quite funny and noy to bad on the eye so that helps
>>737823159
Hi saya
>>737823266
Yui a cute
>>737823617
:o makes sense.
tell us all about your adventures if you go on any!
>>737823656
Yui is indeed a cute <3
claimed
>>737824057
Not to much rely I have always been a more long term relationship guy, that said my gfs have always been 9-10/10 some how they just fall in to my lap
>>737824102
Those legs
*slobbers*
>>737824102
Aw cute
>picking our ideal spouse
>Not Milly Thompson
Y'all niggas are doing it wrong
>>737823266
Isn't everything bad for you
>>737824752
Wolfwood blessed her with his cum
>>737823617
>>737825148
>>737823617
Eh.. Hai Yuno
I'd pay to watch those two pork each other
>>737825148
>>737825215
What up?
>>737824179
:o you should formulate a harem somehow! that'd be badass.
>>737824896
no, a lot of things are good for me, actually.
>>737825323
Watching sgdq. Shovel knight pretty good.
>>737825254
>here's a preview
Last day of AX. Wonder what my final piece of loot will be.
>>737826034
Show Rem cosplay. Was interested and missed the thread where you showed it.
>looked on Craigslist AND backpages
>can't find anyone who wants a keyboardist except churches
>can't play gospel keyboard
>>737825344
What is?
>>737826236
I don't have one of me wearing it. The chest area is juuuuust a tad too small for me to fit it atm. Gunna have to have a bit of material added by maybe an inch.
>>737826503
Is Haruhi there with you?
>>737826503
Post wearing, blur face or w/e
>>737826618
I dunno, maybe? If they are, I haven't met them yet. I've only met Rikka and Booki thus far.
>>737826659
Fine, but be warned, I didn't shave or anything for this.
>>737826802
uwu
Shave and pull it off
>>737826839
>>737826802
I should clarify, you'll pull off the cosplay. Not take it off
>>737826503
>>737826802
Neat, but if the chest area is small, wouldn't it make it a Ram outfit?
>>737825323
Hi Yuno
>>737826802
I really want to see an angry, ripped dude with a beard stomping around a convention in Rem cosplay, grunting at people.
>>737826503
>>737826802
C U T E !
>>737825344
Hahaha I'm not that type of guy to faithful
>>737825499
Always wanted to play some shovel knight
>>737826802
Aw cute wish I could cosplay that well
>>737827043
Ah nothing much just chilling in my flat
>>737826839
>>737826866
Eh, I've got real bad experiences with shaving, so I was gunna wait a few months till I was done dealing with my tickets, then get a full body wax. Then I'd wear the following:
>Rem cosplay
>Pink short China dress
>Kimono
>Kanna cosplay
>Virgin killer sweater
>School girl outfit (Pic related, I wore this to the con yesterday)
>Gym outfit
>>737826908
Nah, it's not the boob area, but right where my ribs start, the zipper doesn't wanna go up. Odds are, I should've gotten an XL, and then had the waist hemed up to fit properly. But ah well, too late to return it now.
>>737827070
>>737826802
>related
This dude's a wrestler though so he's obviously gay.
>>737826236
hello rem
>>737826480
things; like sleep, anime, food, idk just a lot of things are good to me, not everything is bad :/
>>737827161
That's a good thing, too. It was just a joke, in any case :p
>>737827174
I'm more interested in the tentacle hentai you got there
Either way, I guess you look fine in it.
>>737827070
Wish granted.
>>737827119
Nope!
>>737827161
So do I. Body hair and facial hair really kill my ability to do it well. And getting rid of those on a budget is more painful than is worth.
>>737827176
Amazing. Actually stopped and talked to this Rem dude the day after I got this pic, while I was in the school girl outfit. Talked about bikes and shit.
>>737827187
Fuck. Hi Yui
>>737826802
Sauce on trap?
>>737826802
Is Louise with you?
>>737827343
What a fucking legend. Confidence would be nice to have.
>>737827334
>Tfw looked online and couldn't find that one
Feelsgood.jpg
>>737827417
That's me.
>>737827434
Nah, she was only here for day 1, and I was stuck outside that day.
>>737827504
I found quite a few dudes who did that. This being the best in terms of the state he gave during the picture.
>>737827611
Wowee
>>737827611
That's not you, shut up
>>737827611
Still probably on the subject of cosplay
How do you get good skin? Like, normal toned skin. I have dark hair follicles all over my arms and legs and shit, something like keratosis pilaris. Any tips?
What's the title of it btw?
>>737827262
Aw thank you but a harem would be fun tho at least for a month or 2 after that it would be tiring
>>737827343
fair point but there is away wax if you that dedicated and insane
>>737827161
Same here honestly really boring >>737827262
Hi yui
>>737827161
It's really good. You definitely should get it if you like games like that.
Here
Should I play the organ at my local church? I'm not a very religious person. But I need money
>>737828334
wanna suck my dick?
>>737828458
>using God for money
Shame on you!
>>737828197
sweet what time is it for you?
>>737828216
Ahhhhh I hass no money in my steam account ;_;
>>737828334
Hi tomo hows your butt
>>737828511
what wrong with that the church has been doing it for 2 thousand years
>>737828477
No.
>>737828526
It is sitting.
>>737828601
I can't believe you typed that filth. The Church of our lord would NEVER do something like that.
>>737828619
good to know! Is it sore from haveing to stand at you job all the time?
>>737828716
One word Catholicism
>>737828511
Wrong, I'm offering my organ services at a church for money.
>>737828526
10:19 here what about you
>>737827355
how've you been? I haven't seen you recently, besides the 737777777 get fail last night
>>737828125
I would think so, too. Keeping it casual would only last for so long...
>>737828197
hello. solid 9/10 picture there.
>>737827714
What?
>>737827939
It is m8.
>>737828117
Your guess is as good as mine. I didn't shave or anything this year, so what you see is just normal me. I've been thinking of asking /cgl/ for some tips and such myself.
No clue, it's in Nip.
>>737828125
Never heard of it.
>Just found a Stig
>>737828852
You listen to too much Alex Jones.
>>737828895
Your piano or your body parts?
>>737829078
You're dating Anya, right?
>>737829078
Show me the title at least. I can probably find it.
>>737828986
I've been lurking. You just gotta pull me out.
>>737828980
Half 6
>>737828986
Yes and your dick would just start to hurt from that much use
>>737829078
ok if you say so and nice stig
>>737829196
No just British
>>737829439
>British
ew
Wait you don't believe in God?
>>737829427
need me a summon card pic and use it on you
>>737829439
true Gs have their bitches on a schedule -
like that old fucker Hugh Heffner
Jjjjjjjjjjjjui??????????
>>737829290
Yep.
>>737829427
Here's everything I've gotten, it should have the title somewhere in it.
http://imgur.com/a/qxU0s
http://imgur.com/a/i6I9G
http://imgur.com/a/2HLIZ
>>737829552
the Anglican church is less waist full with money
>>737829837
That man has to give his self a heart attack soon with all that action
>>737828763
My feet are yeah.
>>737827939
Can confirm, is Mako.
>>737830260
Aw I would give that a massage if I could, I would make your feet not hurt
>>737830166
That Rem dakimakura is quite odd looking. Like her hair is too... Thick of a color. And found the online scan in a minute
"Love Leica Fantasy" is the rough translation.
>>737829837
Or just mention something of my interest.
Or be Mash. Actually don't do that.
>>737830166
You should leave her.
>>737830572
That would be nice.
>>737830588
>>737830166
Forgot the link
https://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51973997
>Rem
>>737830588
Mash is not coming back.
>>737830387
stop lying lol
>>737830003
Is Jui
>>737830185
He is 91 with a 25 year old son; how horrifying must that be?
>>737830588
I don't know your interests besides pocky bc you've never told me any :/
sorry I'm retarded who mash
>>737830598
Come on buddy...
>>737830721
I'm not?
>>737829439
Wow I didn't realize the time skip was so much
>>737830612
And then maybe I could make your butt hurt instead?
>>737830772
wow he was 66 at the time that is bad ass
>>737831134
Are you in freedom land?
>>737830823
He's too good for you, he can do better.
>>737831519
Inb4 like you
>>737831275
Oh.
>>737830772
That's the fun part. I only come out if I either want to, I see people I want to have a chat with, or there's a topic of interest. Mash/Shielder is a claimer/poster that was really active back then. People didn't like Mash because of the ERP, but I didn't really talk until about the time some shit was going down, so I talked a little, and began to enjoy it. Mash is hardly ever around, so that sucks kinda, but a lot people think Sono is Mash. I'm unsure as to why.
>>737831275
All day everyday my friend
>>737831275
just imagine being 10 and your dad is 76, I mean fuck me man, at least the son is an adult now, though. I think he's a lot different than his dad, though.
>>737832287
>I only come out if I either want to, I see people I want to have a chat with
>I see people I want to have a chat with
>tfw I usually say hi after you post
feels bad.
I remember seeing sono and hearing about mash but I never paid it much mind bc I wasn't as active
>>737831750
Yes, like me.
>>737831930
heh
>>737832370
Merica fuck yet
>>737832576
Poor kid must be so fucked in the head
>>737832370
Are you Effigy?
>>737832754
Well nice jealousy you've got there. Sure hope it goes well for you.
>>737833017
It prolly won't cuz he loves you and shit. Too bad he chooses to settle for less.
>>737832998
That's not Effigy
>>737833111
Who was talking to u?
>>737833099
Or maybe he just has a different way of valuing people to you. It's probably a little dumb to say he's settling.
>>737832888
Hell yes and today is the 4th of July. Nothing more American than posting about your Japanese anime waifu on the birthday of America
>>737832998
No
>>737833278
>lives halfway around the world
>didn't go to AX with him
>belittle him all the time in threads
He's dumb-dumb if he stays with you, imo.
Gay people are so FUCKING creepy, especially the men. They think they're acting like "girls", but I've never seen a girl walk down the street with her arms flailing like a complete retard.
They honestly think they're females LOL
Look in a god damned MIRROR you delusional fucks!
If you have a PENIS you are MALE
NOT FEMALE
Also, no one is "born" gay LOL that has to be the most asinine shit I've heard in my 18 years of living. That's like saying a person is born a pedophile or born wanting to fuck animals and marry them.
Gays either suffer from a mental disorder, or a severe case of low self-esteem.
You all need Gay Conversion Therapy.
It works.
>>737833099
>>737833278
>>737833441
Mako is a retarded grease monkey. Of course he'd pick a fellow retard like Anya. He's a loose slut too. He used to post lots of lewd pics of himself on thread. In fact Rory has a collection of Mako's pics.
Anyone who wants him is a baka-ass motherfucker and a cuck.
>>737833648
He can do so much better though. What a waste of time.
>>737832888
>>737833644
Gayness is hereditary disease as well bruh so you can be born gay
>>737833441
>lives halfway around the world
That'll change
>didn't to to AX
This time
>belittle him all the time
It's like you don't know of his love of bantz, and you seem to think how we act in threads reflects things between us at all.
>>737833293
HAHAHAHAHA! yes very american of you! so are you going to soot guns while eating this afternoon
>>737833770
Sould I stop being lewd now?
>>737832888
>trips checked
Apparently the playboy mansion is filthy on the inside; nobody cleans up the place, and the outside is just polished for the looks.
>>737833648
>retarded grease monkey
>baka-ass motherfucker
>cuck
best post in the entire thread
>>737833293
so much for saying hi earlier
>>737833944
I can see you both breaking up in the near future.
>>737834027
Why?
>keep rp/erp in /trash/
>still ar peeing
:thonkang:
>>737834070
Because you're no good.
>>737833993
My bad I missed your post. I'm sorry Yui
:"(
>>737833954
No just fireworks
>>737834147
You're probably right, somewhere along the line.
>>737833954
If you like.
>>737834528
I am right and you're also broken, he doesn't want to deal with a girl that has daddy issues.
>>737834646
>daddy issues
Dude me and my dad get along great.
>>737834819
You are a liar. No trap gets along with their father. You are Shinji Ikari.
>>737834982
Yeah no, I'm literally considering visiting the guy so we can hang out at some point, it's been a while since I've seen him. Wanna try to get him to teach me how to drive, too.
>>737834312
>
>>737835406
How come Mako can't teach you?
>>737835406
>Mako
>good at driving
*heartily guffaws and jabs my colleague's ribs while wiping a tear from my eye*
>>737835517
Distance. That'll happen in december though, probably.
>>737835555
Dubs
You planning to fug?
>>737835664
Mako is gross, so I'd hope not
>>737835860
Shut up Mako is my future husband!
>>737835860
that doesn't mean much coming from someone who claims an unhygienic slut like galko
>>737832576
It won't feel bad if you don't need to say hi, because I don't even need to come out
>>737835937
Mako is too much a slut to get married
>>737836021
Galko isnt a slut though
>>737836070
Future husband <3
>>737836021
nvm this is my favorite post in this thread
>>737836070
not sure why you're getting passive aggressive, I like talking to you but you just make it seem like it isn't mutual
>>737833993
well shit that ruins the illusion
>>737834312
Aw shit I away imagined it a bit more stereotypical
>>737834615
Anyway how are you tonight cutie
>>737836354
I work in 3 hours.
>>737836297
There's like three people I'm okay with people saying that. Obviously, you aren't one.
>>737836322
I don't think I am. If I am, then sorry. I'm not a man of words.
>>737836590
I am~.
>>737836590
idk I'm a retard and tend to think the worst of things.
felt like you were saying you didn't want to talk to me since I'm not one of the people you come out for.
>>737836715
>I am~.
a massive faggot
>>737836354
It usually is I'm just away from home
>>737835517
Hello shinji