im 27, never had girl friend. women are generally disturbed by

Sniff sniff

>BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>737494234
You don't, you just find a healthy way to channel the carnal, animal desires you feel as a result of the complex structure and levels of chemicals and hormones running through your body

Who has the link for the 4chan guide on not being a loser in public

>>737494234
get a pair of tits and suck cock. guys who like other """"girls"""" have low standards. """"girls""""

>>737494594

i'm not sure what you mean by """""""""""""""""""girls"""""""""""""""""""""

>>737494234
Why? Just asking?

>>737494234
>disturbed
>mother hates me
>core is rotten

Pls explain.

learn to meditate properly and the rest will sort itself out

>>737494701
air quotes. bunny ears. doing it like "girls" dont get the point across enough. they are """"""""""""girls""""""""""

>>737494594
That's odd. I've always thought of it backwards from you. I think it's the cocksucking faggots were the ones with the low standards. Don't they basically hop on any random dick?

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>>737494234
you could talk to another human being every once in a fucking while you fucking shut in

do you really expect people to like you when you avoid them at every opportunity? or when you bullshit that fake personality that you think you're good at faking. jfc everyone sees you as you are and are too cringed out to say anything.

fuck

>>737494701

Not OP, but he's talking about """"girls"""" not """""""""""""""""""girls"""""""""""""""""""""

>>737494234
>>>/r9k/

>>737494234
You don't, because you are obviously proud of it. You don't want to change it, you want to keep your adolescent dream of being spooky and special. You are not.

There is not way to change that, all you have to do is make to much money until no one can destroy you.

>>737494895
fucking nailed it home slice

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this post is a test

>>737494976
fuck that money is a road you chase with no end until death, find something else to live for, use money to get you there

>>737494831

fuck my autism. this is my problem. fuck i'm glad i have a good job that pays well or i'da killed myself a long time ago.

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shit man even i wouldnt know how to fidget spin myself out of that situation

>>737495042
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!

>>737494234
But you've had sex?

>>737495277

na man. never. my dick has never been coated in pussy juice, ever.

>>737495352
its not over rated at all, sucks for you bruh. i put that shit in my chad shake before i get swole

>>737494822

i am willing to take this advice. thanks

>>737495352
Well this is a tough one. I'm not sure how to help you out here since I've only had sex very few times. I've only ever had one gf and only fucked one hooker.

I had a gf in high school but I'm pretty sure after we had sex she decided she didn't like me and left me. She was a fucking slut though and dated like 6 guys in the last year I was there.

I've tried getting with at least maybe a dozen different girls and it never goes anywhere. Even when my buddy hooked me up with a date the girl decides after the day to just be friends.

Fucking sucks man.

>>737495352
alcohol helps

>>737494234
Stop being a pussy.

This guy is autistic and even he is more alpha than you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBfwDIOpQAc

>>737495478

wha.... what does it taste like?

>>737495641
cocaine is better, get any coke slut you want if you got a G in your pocket

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>>737495794

>>737495825
Just like pussy my man.

>>737495857

damn, i don't know that shit. fuck me.

>>737494234
read philosophy, meditate, take psychedelic drugs like shrooms and DMT

>>737495830
yeah but im figuring this nigga is poor as fuck, he cant even buy his pussy

nigga just take a shower and talk to a girl

it's that easy

>>737494371
Back in my day, we'd tell OP to anhero.

>>737495943

what happens after conversation? where does the conversation lead? how do i know how to proceed?

>>737494234
if i was you id get a job, go on craigslist, get roids, start getting swole, eventually get plastic surgery; then i'd get some MDMA and prostitutes and go to town.

>>737495352
how the fuck by 27? i ended up fucking a whore at 20

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>>737495931
>read philosophy
>meditate
>take psychedelic drugs like shrooms and DMT

>>737494942
Lol'd hard, my friend

>>737494234
Woman like alpha behavior.
Not pussy tool behavior.
Nature*

>>737496180
be alpha
be confident go to a gym or something

>>737495939
money may be a issue, but desperation leads to creativity with leads to whoring himself out which ironically can lead to getting him actually laid. but yea, 80% of the bitches ive fucked have thrown themselvs at me cuz im the coke guy

>>737496060

who cares

>>737495093
Ugh it's like a Dove chocolate wrapper.

>>737496180
I became a woman. Can confirm. Had no idea how big of a deal it is until I saw it from the other side.

>>737496280

kill. your. self. pls. thanks. (jk) (but for real though) ("KYS") {thx]

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>>737496234

spend a few months to a year consuming as much cannabis as you tolerate (for me it was micro doses)

communicate with people as much as you can

get out of your comfort space

exercise

eat healthy

more cannabis

watch interesting and meaningful human dramas and comedies

read and learn and cannabis

do these things and youll improve your core

worked for me

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>>737496380
lol i bet im happier than you are

hbu kys instead, it'd save a lot of time and taxpayer money

>>737496396
I've always wanted to do coke off a stripper's ass. The whore I purchased in Vegas was going to let me but she didn't have any and neither did I.

i'm voting against every fucking thing I can to keep you mentally ill faggots suppressed. fuck your government funded mental retardation. at least i work for a living, and don't need tax payer dollars to live, like you mentally ill faggots demand. fucking gender fucks couldn't survive without hardworking people like me. i may be autistic but you're fucking cancer. unsustainable. unusable. unnecessary to society. you could die and you wouldn't be missed. if I died, people would be fucking pissed. if you died people would celebrate.

>>737496396
so fucking true. so many coke sluts getting praised on my facebook for their weightloss, and they just eat it up. like of course you aint gunna reply with "it was the coke lol XD" buuuuut i know whats up

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>>737494234
Blood sacrifice to the dark one

Pray to be undone and remade in his image, 'cause you aren't pulling that miracle off yourself

>>737496826
haha yea i see how it didnt work out, maybe try getting the other one out of two things before you give up

>>737496935

maybe if i was 17 again I would buy into this, but not getting laid does not equate to selling my soul for pussy. my life is pretty good besides not being fucked or having friends.

>>737494234
Just talk to other guys like you would any person, you will fuck up alot but it will slowly get easier and less cringeworthy to talk to other people. Once you can talk to guys well, do the same thing with girls.eventually you will subconsciously learn new skills and what to say and not to say to get girls or people in general to like you. From there its just a simple matter of putting work into your physical appearance and finding out what people like/dislike in a mate/friend, whatever you are going after. In short, learning to be socially acceptable is really just a matter of trial by fire. Alot of people learn how to be social people at a young age and naturally fit in (normies) but others have to earn their keep, and in the end who really wins? The naturally fit dickhead who thinks hes better than everyone else because hes """""normal"""" or the guy who proved himself and put the commitment in to his social life and worked to improve it? The one thing girls love the most in a guy is his willingless to commit to complicated or long-term relationships. Thats part of the reason why girls like fit guys better over unfit or socially awkward guys, because the fit guys are willing to put in work

>>737496826
always get drugs before you party

>>737496932
works for me yo

>>737497076

yeah, i don't have anything interesting to say though. nothing to talk about. i get dizzy around people. I can't think. its time to see a doctor/psychologist probably.

>>737497223
I imagine I'd feel the same way if I got behind a cockpit in an aircraft without knowing how to fly. You gotta learn, you silly cunt, then it'll be way easier.

>>737497042
I got news for you bro You're likely more than halfway into your grave already. The time to start making adult choices was 4 years ago

In one rambling, run-on sentence, you elucidated to us that you're older than you are young, have never experienced intimacy with another human being, then purport yourself to know how women feel about you, then talk about your MOTHER, and then you hate yourself, before dropping that too little too late, molecule-thin silver lining of hoping for self-improvement

So... y'know, just consider it.

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>>737497459
>In one rambling, run-on sentence, you elucidated to us that you're older than you are young, have never experienced intimacy with another human being, then purport yourself to know how women feel about you, then talk about your MOTHER, and then you hate yourself

>>737497459

consider what?

>>737497579
>liek I c wut u did ther

Enough humor. Enjoy dying a virgin, faggot.

Personally I admire any woman that rejects me because that means they have good taste in men, and have fully functional skills.

>>737497735
Giving yourself wholly to the Prince of Darkness in hope of material reward

Don't knock it till you've tried it

>>737497173
Good advice. I was hoppped up on addy and got my full hours worth anyway. She offered me bareback but I wasn't drunk enough for that.

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so far

>meditate
>give myself to the dark Lord
>kill myself
>do drugs

thankyou 4chan

>>737497771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

>>737497076
yo did you just steal my """"""""swag""""""? I STARTED IT FRIEND

>>737497851
I'm like a low key alcoholic, and I casually do most drugs, and like, it's beaten into my soul to fucking get your shit before you get lit. I'd rather be 0% lit than 50% lit, fuck that shit.

>>737497207
not me. but i only do it on weekends, and i work fucking hard and eat good...well, eat lots ill say. im once of those muscular chubby guys

>>737497962
have you even read the fucking thread you fucking retard

you dont deserve to get pussy ever

>>737494234
Post pic of yourself

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>>737498227
>but i only do it on weekends
>chubby guy

>>737494234
Kill urslef cuz op is a fag