I pretended to be gay all through highschool just so I would

>>737281684
bump. I want hear this shit.

>>737281684
bump bump

>>737281684
So you are a guy pretending to be gay to be surrounded by girls?

what?

>>737282177
Every grill in high school was talking about wanting a gay best friend. So I stepped up and took off the straight jacket. I also have a couple of green text from parties and sleepovers and birthdays and shit like that if anyone is interested.

>>737282533
Color me intrigued

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>>737282533
Girls in your country are gay.

>>737282177
Go on

>>737281684
Told a bunch of girls I was gay in grade 8 and kept it up until I moved 2 years later. I even fucked one (she was fuckin stunning too) a month after I told her I wasn't gay. In my defends i was actually kinda confused with my sexuality though and I consider myself bi for the most part now.

>>737282596
>>737282533
Oh shit dubs. Which one first. sleepover ? Party? Bday party? I went into this shit hard. Quit sports. Started fucking acting like a fag 24/7. Changed my wardrobe and voice.

>>737283106
Let's start from the beginning Anon. Let's go to where it all happened

Bump for potential

>>737281684
>>737281684
Why?
Do you regret it?
I pretend to be straight all through high school just so I'd fit in and I hate myself for it.

Here we go. Down this rabbit hole of 4 fucking years.

>be me
>be 4 years ago
>just starting high school, worried n shit.
>first week
>this shit is easy
>second week
>wtf mane tests every where
>2 months in
>see femanon friend
>"Hey femanon what's on your mind"
>"Oh nothing, just thinking about how we never see gay people"
>The fuck this bitch talking about
>"Yeah, because god hates fags" or some stupid hillbilly ass shit
>she laughs
"But I want a gay best friend."
>Oh shit nigger
>winter break. convo goes through my head
>why the fuck not
>get skinny jeans n shit. yoga pants, makeup, have my sister teach me how to do it
>"come out" to family
>dad pissed
>what are you fucking gay?
cont?

Did you suck any dicks?

Opposite happened to me, hung around girls so much they assumed I was gay.

>>737283976
Hmm. I like where this is going already

>>737283639
I don't regret it. Had fun and made high school into even more of a joke.

>>737283976
Please

>>737283991
No. I'm not a fucking fag.

>>737284270
You missed out
High school gay sex is best sex

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>>737283976
hurry up before you 404 nigga

>>737281684
Did you ever get dat puss?

>>737281684
Is this winning or deceptively losing?

>>737283976
>"This is who I am dad. Fucking love me or don't."
>storm off to room fake crying
>laugh ass off
>mom comes in
>start fake crying again
>"u know your dad loves you"
>"yeah bish"
>"alright, good night. love you"
>"night bish"
>end of winter break
>go to school in skinny jeans
>tight shirt that say "juicy"
>red lowtop converse
>this shit better work
>get stares all day
>Hillbilly fucks make fun of me
>ignore the nigger fags
>see the same femanon
>"Hey"
> turns head jaw drops
>this nigga gay
>squeals
>"I knew it all along"
>bish what
>sit at lunch with femanon
>lets call her Alex
>All her friends are asking questions
>"Was coming out hard?"
>Bitch only thing hard is my dick
cont

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>>737282077
>>737282177
>>737283077
>>737284177
Wtf is this shit

>>737284967
Hells yeah I did

>>737284979
It's winning. winning without trying.

>>737284980
>was coming out hard
>bitch the only thing hard is my dick
sides in orbit

>>737281684
I pretended to be gay all through college to get fucked in my smooth round bubble butt. Which of the two of us got more sex?

>>737285123
shiiiiiit

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>>737285215
>bait

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This phenomena can be observed in collectives of cuttlefish. If a less dominant male cannot out-compete the other competitors for a mate, that male will disguise itself as a female to appeal to the dominant male. Appearing as no threat to the dominant male's mate, he practically fertilizes the male, except doesn't. Then the less dominant male fucks the female behind the dominant male's back. Pretty much, OP is a sly nignog.

Was there a time where everything almost fell apart (people figuring things out)

everyone needs to calm down and let OP type cause this mother fucker is autist level slow

>>737284980
>"how did parents react?"
>Dad fucked me in ass
>"So, which guy do like?"
>Bish what ? I aint fucking gay
>"That guy right there"
>"oh shit, that Helgas mans"
>"I guess it's good he ain't gay then"
>"Haha you is funny"
>bish I know
>"you should join the cheer squad"
>wtf this nigger
>"Speaking of cheer squad I hear Stephanie is a slut. she didn't wear spanx and flashed the whole crowd"
>guess i'm a cheerleader now
cont

>>737285615
I'm a high functioning autist. Basically chris chan.

>>737285551
Yep. But I can only greentext 1 thing at a time.

>>737285623
>guess i'm a cheerleader now
Gold

>guess i'm a cheerleader now

please tell me about try outs!

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>>737284270

>Acted like a faggot in high school
>No Im not a fucking fag

>>737285623
bump

>>737285623
>Luckily they needed more people
>figure out how to do basic things
>fit fag
>coach walks up
>"you should learn how to do flips n shit"
>"aight boi"
>pays for me to have lessons on faggotry
>get pretty good
>become friends with most of the cheer leaders
>people walk up and start talking to me that I dont even no
>"I need advice"
>get an abortion bish
>"So how far have you been?"
>virginfag bish
>School ends
>year book signed
> hand book to nigger
>writes my number is 1800fag
>dis nigga gay
>summer starts
This is where shit gets interesting.
cunt

Quick op before 494

bump for op

how far did you go?

>>737286355
New thread pls op

>>737286355
bump-uru

The end is nigh

New thread with link required

This story is to interesting to let die!

>>737286034
I was already a fitfag so the physical stuff was pretty easy. But the cheers and routines were fucking difficult. they have everyone try out every year and everyone makes it because the same people tryout. but I tried to join late so they just said "can you do this this and this" yep. "your in kid"

>>737286449
pretty far

Tell me why this ain't pre typed

>>737286833
This.

>>737286355
>2nd day of summer
>get text
>Jessica-"It's my bday today cum by"
>aight bish
>arrive
>knock on the door
>her dad answers
>oh shit
>"Are you Jessicas boyfriend?"
>no nigga
>"Oh youre him"
>yes bish
>lets me in
>"partys up stairs"
>yes sir mr.faggot lord
>start upstairs
>oh shit no gift
>pull wallet out
>15 bux i guess
>open door
>dino spaghett
>jk
> Jca-"ur late"
>no shit nigger
>take your money whore
>room is pretty big
>6 niggers in there
>bish got friends
>eat
>talk
>watch movies
>white chicks
>mfw dildo scene
>sex comes up
> "Have you fucked a guy"
>bish how many times I gotta tell you I aint fag
>"nope I wish"
>people leave
>Just me and jessica
>12 am
>this nigger gunna tell me to leave or wut
cunt

goddamnit op

>>737286833

Because OP already confirmed he is a sodomite.

>>737287395
your writing style is curt and brutish

>>737287420
but he didn't though

>>737287494
It beats Shakespeare

new thread
>>737287566

fucking kill yourself you closeted fucktard faggot i hope you pull the trigger and i hope your family watches you die and hates you because they know you are that disgusting fagot that you are.

Are you proud of it, shame, have any conscious on being such a manipulator?

>>737287639
Faggot*

op let us know if you're in new or old thread

>>737281684
Were you a sub? Did you look like a sub?

>>737287494
That's the joke

Bumperoo

>>737285449
Op is a gay fish surely

>>737287940
new
>>737287566

>>737288114
dom ftw
>>737287705
Very proud I kept it up all those years. no shame in getting game. And I guess I'm a heartless bastard for not feeling bad
>>737287639
Aight
>>737287494
I know fam>>737287420
damn right

>>737289143
More greentext pls

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>>737288920
Aight bish. You'd touch NIGGERS if you aighb tich ahibh bish .

Night Bish.
First find your heart and sound 100

>Korean and chinese Porn
>Oh my gosh
>this is gross
>Tiny penis
>Super small
>Leggo my eggo bish!
>Have you ever built a snow man?
>Play Ivern JG
>Play Darius Mid
>Play GTA Online

>>737289771
>>737284851
what are these called? have more?

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>>737290034
Last one I have idk what their called though

>>737281684
What was your parents reaction when they found out you weren't gay or do they think your still gay?

>>737281684
My brother did the same thing now he claims to actually be gay.

>>737281684
So u pretended to be gay only to be friendzoned rather than be straight and have a chance to hook with them?