New thread for gay highschool story.

im not going to bed til OP fuckin finishes this story

And let the waiting commence!

>>737287566
>>737287395
>"i'm gon go"
>"no"
>this bitch
>say she wants to talk more
>"So you really gay?"
>no bish
>"yepperoni"
>"So you don't get turned on by girls?"
>ofc I do
>"nope I'm all about the salami"
>"cool"
>ig bish
>"I'm getting bored want to play truth or dare?"
>no I want to go home and jack off then go to bed
>"sure"
>"Alright truth or dare?"
>this bitch stupid if she think im picking truth. momma didnt raise me to be a pussy
>"dare"
>"I dare you to take your pants off"
>jessica confirmed slurt
>take pants off
>you have unleashed the kraken bish
>"t or d"
>"t"
>this bish want the d
>Go big or go home lads.
> "Did you invite me to do this
cont

I want more of this crusade of faggotry

Bumping, this is the best thing I've seen on /b/ in a while.

very nice anon keep on

>>737288290
>"Yeah, thats y I said don't go"
>this bitch 110% slurt
>"t or d"
> d bish
>"I dare you to take off your boxers"
>120% slurt
>virginfag wat u doin
>boxers drop
>Jessica face turn red
>my face turn red
Now if this shit was fake I would fuck the shit out of jessica all night like the slurt she is. this shit aint fake.
>Dad walks in
>we fucked bois
>"you faggot piece of shit"
>aint my fault baby girl is a hoe
"get out rn"
>Aight
> get pants on start walking out of Jessicas room
>"See ya tommorow?"
> DAd - "the fuck you will"
>rip boneroni
>go home
>jack off
>go to bed

I wonder if this will get a "tales from 4chan"

>>737288705
nah fam. that shit is an urban legend. an dmy gt skills aren't gud

>>737288701
I got lots more. Whatcu want anons?

>>737288917
Story of when you first got some puss?

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>>737288701
kek boneroni. you got lucky famalam daddo didnt ding ya right in the bingo

>>737289029
I know fam squad. I think he was mad at hit daughter more than me. I think he wanted to shake my hand for not acting like a fag.

>>737288529
true. keep posting op

>>737288701

CAN YOU FUCKING STOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING NIGGER? EVER HEARD OF PUNCTUATION?! EVERYBODY IN YOUR SHITTY FUCKING STORY SOUNDS LIKE AN AUTUST OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>737289525
That's the best part
Fag

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>>737289525
wow some rustled jimmies right here

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>>737289525

moarrrrr

>>737289013
First got some puh green text coming right up
>>737288701
couple weeks after this shit happened
>get text
>Jessica- "Just got my phone back because of you."
>bish what. I aint the slurt here.
>"Yeah, mustve sucked"
>no response alright then bish
>spend day playing games
>fuck yeah Mt Dew and doritos n shit
>mlg 420 noscope
>mum get the camera
>get text
>Alex - want to come over
>fuck no
>"sure"
>arrive at the residence
>knock knock bish
>Alex answers
>"sup'
>"sup bish"
>look around
>good house pretty big
>"Where is everyone?"
>"they went to visit gramma"
>this bish gramma probly want to see her rn
>"You didn't go?"
>"Nah Mom said I could stay. They didn't want to pay someoe to watch the dogs"
>"coolio what we go do?"
>"I got money for pizza and the wii in the living room."
>wii. this bish invited me over to play a wii. must be fucking autistic
>get pizza
>get wii
>fun times
>beat her ass in everything because im mlg pro
>We stop
>"anon can I ask you somethign?"
cunt

>>737289766
Trevor?

>>737289525
How bout no

>>737289862
did you punch her in the tits

>>737289917
No

>>737289926

shut up bitch

>>737290155
*bish

we gotta keep this training running anon, we're gonna be late

>>737289862
>>i need bout tree fitty

>>737289862
>get text from dad
>"Hey son, I accept you now."
>"Really?"
>woah shit
>"Yes, let me talk to you for a second. I'm coming downstairs."
>gulp
>"Kk"
>dad walks in my room
>no shirt
>"Hey.. so I wanted to show you how much I love you"
>"Dad!! Wh-what..!"
>HolyFuck.jpg
>"Come here.."
>dad starts pulling off my clothes and touching me
>"Dad no!"
>he breathes heavy
>puts his dick in my a$$
>"Shut up boi!"
>long hard fuck
>cums in my ass
>we lay there for like 2 minutes breathing hard
>dad leaves without saying a word
>I'm sitting on my bed crying

>>737290571
lol nice b8 fake op

>>737290571
>>puts his dick in my a$$
Eww
Are you fucking gay?

>>737290571
false; the text is different. you must be eradicated.
>>KYS faggoyt

>>737290571
There's punctuation here
Thus can't be OP

>>737290662
>>737290685
>>737290686
>>737290729
Yeah I'm not OP. I figured it deserved a little trolling.

how long does it take u to dump some poorly written text...

>>737291063
Ikr. I had to do it for him!

See: >>737290571

>>737291063
this OP types with his gay dick

>>737291199
>>737290571
can u fk off attention seeking whore

>>737291292
I found OP fag

>>737289862
>wut bish
>"Are you a virgin?"
>the fuck this bish talking bout
>"Nope. I get all the puss"
>her face gets red
>"so you know what youre doing?"
>nope
>"pfft, yeah. I know all the sexes and holes"
>"can you fuck me?"
>saddle up your horses lads this bitch is dtf
>"I mean, Idk if i'm the right person for the job"
>anon wut r u doing u autistic fuck. get the pussy
>"Oh"
>"But I could do it. If you wanted."
>"okay lets go to my parents room"
>oh shit nigger I'm boutta land on mars
> go to parents room upstairs
>she reaches into a table by the bed
>pulls out condom
>she prepared
>"will we need lube?"
>how tf am I supposed to know?
>oh yeah
>"Nah, we'll be good."
>"Okay, um get naked I guess"
>aight den
>get nakey
>look at her
>not the best body but it look like heaven to virginfag me
>I lay down on bed
>she does so too
>straddles me
>oh shit we have lift off lads
>I start kissing her neck n shit
>"oh ah right there"
>go to feel the puh
>this bitch drier than the sahara
>virgin me thinks normal
>rip open condom and put on
>done before when jerkin my gerkin so not hard
>"You ready?"
>"I guess"
>this bish trying to make me go flacid
>I stick in slowly because idk if she is virgin or not
>"Anon, I'm gonna need you to fuck the shit outta me"
cunt

>>737290427
Kek

>>737291426
this bitch didn't get the memo that you're gay?

>>737287566
original thread?

>>737291426
>oh shit
>boner 20000%
>start going ham
>"oh ah right there x 2"
>go for about a minute
>"oh shit Alexxx"
>"Are you gonna cum ?"
>nah bish I'm gonna go down stairs and play wii sports again tf you think
>"yep"
>"hold it"
>this bitch unmounts, takes the condom off and starts going ham with her hand
>"cum for me anon"
>"hnggh"
>cum
>hard af
>hits her in the eye
>"ow fuck"
>uh oh spagettios
>"what's wrong?"
> "I think you fucked up my eye"
>oh shit nigger
>"Are you alright?"
>wipes cum off eye
>kek
>"I dont think so"
>oh shit
>goes to sink in parents bathroom and try to flush out eyes
>not working
>wait about 30 min
>bish still cant see
>"you want to go to the er?"
>"Ig"
>go to er
>Dr big dong mcjones"Itll be fine. Just go home and maybe wear glasses next time"
>this nigger knows
tl:dr
came so hard that I blinded a bitch

>>737291718
>>737281684

>>737291839
you tell the best stories

>>737291839
post more about gay trickery

What else anons? I have a story about how I almost got caught in a web of lies and had to be a faggot. I got a story of how I got lucky with 3 girls in one day. I got a story of how a drunk tried to fuck me into being straight.

>>737291908
im a total newfag, tf does that mean

>>737292120
click on it nigger

>>737292045
all 3

>>737292045
do the one with the drunk

>>737292184
that ain't doin shit

>>737292228

click on the pound sign you stupid nigger

>>737292403
im on some shitty reader thing for mobile

>>737292490
ya blew it ya dip

>>737292572
fuck

>>737287566
So why did you make a new thread?

>>737292490
Search the catalog for'gay'

bump. op are you in a khole rn?

>>737292188
Dubs checked.
I guess Ima be up longer than I thought.
I'll Start out with me doing some faggot shit

>Junior year
>spring break
>party fuck yea
>go to florida with 3 other people.
>all of them have pussys
>I want to kill myself
>nothing but regret the entire trip
>arrive at florida
>thank fucking god lord korean jesus himself
>no longer virginfag
>kind of experienced
>make it my mission to fuck a college babe
>we don't pay for anything
>show up to parties and get free shit
>literally sleep in peoples party houses
>having pretty good time
>I guess i set off this fags gaydar
>He looks pretty alpha
>"Hey, you look pretty nice"
>this nigger a fucking fag definetely
>"Thanks."
>"want to fuck?"
>right to the point then
>"No thanks. I'm not gay"
>looks in my direction
>oh shit this nigger fucked up
>start laughing like it was a joke
>welp i'm fucked
>"Sure lets fuck"
>oh boyos I am getting raped tonight
cunt

>>737293009
tf is that

no 404

>>737293085
its where you take ketamine and become lost in time and space

>>737293013

Give us all the details of you enjoying the D. Top or bottom? Did you suck him off? Did he have a feminine penis?

>>737293013
>not gonna say this guy was fine but this nigger couldve had a pussy and I wouldve fucked him.
>go to a room in the house
>he shut and locks the door
>drops trow and takes off shirt
>I do same
>ofc this nigger gotta monster
>say a little prayer for bungholio
>He pulls out a condom from his pants
>fuck me where is korean jesus when you need him
>tosses condom to me
>wut teh fuh is dis
>he sees the look on my face
>"Oh, do you want me to put it on you?"
>This alpha as fuck nigger bouta let me fill his pooper
>"Uh...Sure"
>picks me up and lays me on the bed then starts going ham on ol boneroni
>this nigger gotta gud mouth
>Opens condom and puts it in mouth
>deep throats my entire shaft
>10/10 this nigger just won dick sucking olympics
>almost nut right there
>Nigger looks up at me while sucking
>stops
>fuk u doing?
>"eat me out?"
>Aw hell nah!
>well
>maybe
>"sure"
>brain -fuck you doing anon you faggot piece of shit
>calm down brain I got this
>guy does a 180
>still sucking
>the great brown eye is staring at me
>"dont worry, Its clean"
>alright here I go
cunt

>>737293672
I did no sucky sucky
to him

>>737293974
dude are you fucking kidding me?

>OP was faggot the whole time.

cmon op lets see how you unfag yourself

>>737293974
So you are a fag then.

>>737293974
>start eating ass like I would eat pussy
>doesn't taste bad
>nigger starts moaning
>this guy a faglord 169%
>"Mmm baby keep going"
>fuck you expect me to do? oh nice knowing ya but I gotta go get a mcdubble now. Dum anus.
>we keep doing this faggot ass 69 for about five minutes
>"I'm ready for you"
>Nigger assumes doggy position
>I line up dick tracy
>we have lift off lads
>mother bird has landed in the brow sun
>going slow
>start going faster
>faster
>this nibba bunghole tight af
>fasster
>see what I did there?
>"oh fuck me!"
>thats what im doing rn
>this nigger jerking ol monsteroni
>"I'm finna nut"
>nigger turns around and pulls condom offf and starts sucking boneroni
>"hnngh" nut in mouth
>nigger swallows it all
>*high five*
>gud game lad
>gives me his number
>give it to Alex 10 minutes
>overall not bad
next story anons?

>>737294461
Nope. Just playing a character

>>737293013
>>make it my mission to fuck a college babe
Will this story unfaggotize me?

>>737294642
did this actuallly happen? bro wot

>>737294750
could be anon

>>737294642
You are a faggot

im sperging here waiting for SlOP. c wut i did

boi

>>737294642

>could've had a pussy and I would have fucked him

Apparently he didn't need a pussy for you to fuck him.