The smartest man in the world is holding a gun to your head.

>>736891911
What am i thinking while thinking about gay trap hentai

>>736891911

Are we in the base reality or not?

>>736891911

What is my middle name?

>>736891911
What is the meaning of life? He loses because it's the most subjective question that anyone can come up with.

>>736891911

How many women have I fucked and who is my dream girl?

There is a million things he not gonna be able to answer lol!

>>736891911
Can jet fule melt steel beams?

Steven hawking can't hold a gun.

Does fapping to traps make me gay?

>>736891911
Are traps gay?

>>736891911
Say I start with any positive integer n. If n is even, I divide it by 2 to get n / 2. If n is odd, I multiply it by 3 and add 1 to obtain 3n + 1. If I repeat the process indefinitely, will I always reach 1, given any n?

>>736891911
Why is op so fag?

THIS WAS ON REDDIT THIS MORNING
OP IS A REDDIT FAG

so am I

>>736891911
>>Intelligence =/= wisdom, knowledge
Anything illogical non linear

>>736891911
What's in my pocket

Did OJ do it?

>>736891911
How many fingers am I holding up

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>>>/out/

>>736892160
ree

>Are we?

honorable mention:
>What is?

>>736892038
it's 42

Why?

Who was phone?

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>>736891984
As long as you're not half of /b/ you should be okay

Huh... Could you explain gravity to me please?

>>736891911
Do I keep the "Trap Illustrated" magazine for the well articulated articles?

>>736892346
He'd pull the ol' elementary school trick on you.

>Why?
>'Cuz.

BOOM

>>736891911
>gunman dead stare
>me terrified
>suddenly fear erased from my face
>backup vocalists walk in non chalant wearing beautiful and festive uniforms
>killer smirks thinking theres no question he doesnt know answer to
>signal to backup vocalists
>ah one ah two ah three, hit it boys!
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1EIUP8tvbE

>>736891911
how many times does a swallow claps his wings per minute

>>736892246
>>736892160
>redditors think they're the first to ask this question

And this is why we hate redditcucks

>>736891911
Is mathematics incomplete, or is it inconsistent?

>>736891911
Why could you not have been a woman?

>>736891911
what gets wetter as it dries?
check mate atheists

>>736892160
kill self

>>736892449
such a coincidence that op posts it right after reddit does

Do you want to go for a couple of cold ones with me?

>>736891911
Name something /pol/ doesn't think is a (((conspiracy)))

>>736892416
underated

>>736891911
Reply if you're a faggot?

>>736892524
Wait do you actually believe that this question originated on Reddit and that it was never posted on 4chan before? Why do redditors think they're special snowflakes? 90% of their content are literally just reposts from other sites on the web: twitter, facebook, tumblr, porn sites, etc.

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>>736891911
What's the deal with airline food, am I right?

>>736891911
"You approach two doors. One always tells the truth and the other only tells lies. If both doors say OP is a faggot then why is OP such a faggot?"

>>736892113
This one is retarded because om the second one if n is a positive number then how could you possibly reach 1? Unless I'm missing something, thats literally impossible because the beginning of ghe equation or whatever is already higher than 1, and it cant get lower to go back down to 1 because youre multiplying and adding.

How many hairs on my head.

So fucking easy Reddit fag

"Kill me. Please?" Easy, next one.

>>736891911
What number am I thinking of?

>>736891911
how do you perform acylation on a deactivated ring?

you cant, or at least we havent found a reliable way to do so yet with good yield

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>>736892078
Everybody knows steven hawking aint smart

>>736891911
Within 5 seconds tell me the 800th trillion number of pi.

>>736891911
What is 1 plus 1?

So I tried to go for a "yes/no" question, here's an interesting one, will only work if he's not allowed to lie tho.
>Is the answer to this question also an antonym for "yes"?

>>736891911
what happens when you divide 0

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>>736892870
There is no such thing as human race, it is species, and human is a poetic term, not a biological. most untermenschen dont even fit the behavior of humans they are mere animals

What came first, chicken or egg?

>>736891911
EXACTLY how many stars are there in the universe?

>>736891911
he could respond with ant wrong answer but still gave you an answer so yakno your dead either way buddy

>>736892038
>he recites dictionary definition of "life"
>*bang* you're dead

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>>736891911
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

>>736891911
what is gravity?

>>736892113
>Asking me to solve a simple linear difference equation
Go back to high school please.

>>736892375
>>736893230

Feggit.

>>736893114
I got a question he can't answer.
>If I told you that your mother's pussy is the best and tightest pussy I ever fucked, how would you know whether to agree with me or not?

>>736892508
A towel you dead pleb.

>>736892508
A towel, dummy

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>>736893103
>that webm

>>736891911
guess the number im thinking of between -infinity to infinity
>op didnt rly think that through

>>736891911
what is the code for the master system version of bubble bobble, to unlock all levels.

>>736891911
Thecnically he can answer every question, the fact that he answers right is implied but not explicitly stated

>>736891911
Once, I saw a girl exit a vehicle feeling quite ill.
>why was she feeling ill?

If any anons can answer this question I'll donate 2 bitcoin

>>736891911
I say "This statement is false" and watch his brain explode

>>736893438
Was on her period

>>736893478
Nope

>>736893365
Don't you mean between zero and infinity?
>bang

>>736891911
the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything

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>>736893438
bcause she saw your ugly face through the window and couldn't help but puke?

>>736893438

because you sexually harrased her, poisened her, hurt her emotionally, saw this during an accident

>>736893429
Your name must be Alek, because you're pretty smart.

>>736893589

42
>bong

>>736893574
no, i dont

>>736893438
Food poisoning from your jizz

>>736892038
Being a subjective question means his answer will be the correct one. You lose.

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>>736892416
kekd

>>736892870
>this is the world cuckservates live in

>>736892113
Yes

Ryhme a word in the english language with month

>>736892416
Winner

>>736892416
Acceptable.

>>736893889

lunch
>beng

>>736892870
>ask the gunman "Can I get a 'Boom, Roasted'?"

>>736893889
Hunt
>easy mode
Month

>>736893674
There is no number between infinity and infinity. That's like saying to guess a number between zero and zero.

If you are thinking of a number between infinity and infinity, name it for me. Tell me which number you were thinking of when he put the gun to your head. What would be the correct guess?

>>736894022
"-" means MINUS, as in NEGATIVE, u fuck

>>736894022
You're fucking retarded. He obviously stated -infinity to +infinity. It can be any real number.
You should know that unless you're under 12 years old.

>>736891911
is there a better way to do this?

>>736894022
"Infinity" isn't a single number, there are multiple degrees of infinity.
For example, there is an infinite sequence of odd numbers. There is also an infinite sequence of whole numbers. But there are twice as many whole numbers as there are odd numbers.

>>736891911
>What question do you ask him?
I'm not playing your dumb game asshole
What do you think I am, stupid?

>ask him a question he can't answer
>just make it a statement instead

Some of you dummies are forgetting to actually ask QUESTIONS. You'd all be dead.

>>736894330
>What do you think I am, stupid?
>Yes. BANG.
You just asked a question you dumb idiot. Now your heckin' dead.

>>736891911
Why don't living things rot

>>736894318
Infinity isn't a number at all.

>>736893438
Someone shat themselves
Camscorpio

>>736892734
>>736893245
No U.
>>736893859
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collatz_conjecture

>>736893292
>by having quantified the tightness of all vaginas you have fucked
>*bang*

>>736894157
>>736894182
To me that's a dash, not a minus sign, the way it was written

What's the last digit of Pi?

why would i point a gun at my head

>>736891911
"Why can't atheists define atheism?"

>>736893068
that is stupid as fuck you dimwit

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>>736894395

>>736894527
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I PUT A DASH THERE, IF ITS NOT A MINUS?!

>>736891911
Uuuuuuuuuuhhhghhhhgghgh how dooooooo the circle things of the other rectangular escaliation works in evolution?

Then I'd eat his ass like there's no tommorow

>>736892870
I cringed so hard.

>>736892098
You'd be dead, because the answer is obviously yes faggot

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>>736894527
Case in point

>>736891911
"My ancestors are smiling on me, Imperial, can you say the same?"

>>736893438
The vehicle was a vomit comet

>>736893103
Did this bitch just shit on the bus?

>>736891911
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

How many licks does it take to get a woman to orgasm?

>>736894599
Many people these days use a - instead of a :
"Tell me the difference between - an orange and a banana." Anyway you can see on my screen how it is not obvious a minus sign, as it would have been if it said -infinity
>>736894655

>>736893245
You are a fucking retard

>>736891911
Easy a very specific personal question about my (insert family member) childhood he would have no way of knowing. Next.....

>>736894839
A 1....A 2......A 3

*women screams intensify while the hoots of an owl can be heard in the distance*

>>736891911
Disprove Riemann hypotesis

>>736894874
>Many people these days use a - instead of a :
no, they dont
and teres no space between "-" and "infinity"
u stupid fuckin retard

>>736891911
Solve this :
X^3+Y^3=Z^3

>>736892411
Because why?

Why do humans have the same vocal cords but speak with different monotones?

>>736894874
That sentence has no need for either a hyphen or a colon.
You misread his post because you're a filthy phoneposter, just accept your mistake and go on with your life. You're making yourself look progressively dumber the more you try to defend your error.

>>736891911
What did I have for breakfast three days ago?

"1v1 wc3 noob"

>>736895075
Its 5

>>736891911
Why are you pretending to be the smartest plan in the world op?
You could have made a thread saying "ask me anything, I can answer"

Did you really have to make a scenario for it?
This just shows that you are not the smartest person in the world.

And the question you are looking for is "regardless if you agreed or disagreed, would you like me to ask you again?"

>>736892870
this is why we NEED rape

>>736894655
Why are you on a fucking browser? Install clover

>>736892171
>Shooter is white
Only niggers would even think OJ is innocent
>Kills you for being a dumb dirty nigger

Where did the universe originate?

>>736891911
Describe with 100% detail what dark matter actually is

>>736895075
>Indeterminate number of solutions.
>*ping*

>>736891911
>"What substance is our universe expanding into?"
"Nothing" is not an acceptable answer. If our universe is constantly expanding, it should have an edge beyond which there is bound to be something.

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>>736891911
How do I shot web?

How is colors?

>>736892274
No, that's the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything.

>>736893179
>asks for the meaning
>gives the definition

>>736891911
Damn, what can I ask myself that I don't already know?

>>736895759
With a web gun.
>*BANG*

>>736891911
Are you going to kill me?

>>736891911
Who will outsmart you?

>>736891911
How old are you?

>>736895604
people asking shit like this but dont realize they are asking a different question in statement form. that actually question would play out like this;

>ok faggot if you cant ask me a question i can answer im gonna kill you
>can you describe with 100% detail what dark matter actually is?
>no *pulls trigger*

>>736892104
Each individual has their own sexual orientation unrelated to their gender identity.
>*BANG*

>>736892103
Both.

*bang*

>>736895721
>this faggot doesnt understand the cosmological principle

you probably wont get this but our universe isnt expanding *into* anything

its just expanding

>>736894531
>Implying there is one.
Pi is infinite and you are dead.

>>736895968
>answers yes
>has to kill you to be right

proper question would be

>if i asked you if you would ill me would the answer of that question be the opposite of the answer to this question?

>answers no, answer to "would you kill me" be no
>answers yes, answer to "would you kill me" be no

why does life want to survive and reproduce from the beginning of time when it all started from just a single cell-organism?

>>736891911
The only legit thing is to ask no question because he cant answer no question. Every other question he can simply answer with 'i don't know'

>>736896273
I might need some proof before I'm shot. Googling mostly gives "We have no means of observing what, if anything, is beyond our universe". The genius holding the gun is probably bound to answer "I don't know" unless he has proof.

>>736891911
What's in my pocket? No peeking.

>>736896706
This is why I am right faggot >>736896653

>>736891911
Does God exist?

>>736896753
Duh, the motherfucking one ring. Blam.

>>736896225
>smartest man in the world
>talk about different gender identities

pick one

>>736892162
My precious!!

how can I have a perfect quads

How many times was the word 'the' used in season three of The Simpsons?

>>736892416
i apreciate the effort and work

>>736896775
>>736896653
Did you even read the instructions?
>"Ask him a question he can't answer and you live"
In order to live you must ask a question (that he can't answer). In all other cases you die.
>"I don't know"
It's not an answer but a response stating that you can't give an answer to the question.

>>736891911
what will happen to my consciousness after death and where is your proof to your answer?

>>736897425
That's actually two questions.

>>736891911
Super Easy
>what number am I thinking?
>recite Pi past 150 decimal places from memory (you can look it up for memorize for 30sec if you like but then its past 200 decimal places)

>>736897581
Why on earth wouldn't you just pick a random 6 digit number?

>>736891911
What's the first thing I inserted into my rectum?
The options are almost endless, so good luck figuring it out smartypants...

>>736897725
its two separate questions to be asked

>>736892040
>"Just your hand"
Bang. Dead.

>>736897744
And even if he got it right you could just lie to live.
>Also check'd

>>736893068
you know, its clever. but if a girl is answering, then it depends and/or isn't a yes/no question.

>>736891911
what is 1+1

>>736891911
>911
If God is Omnipotent and omniscient etc
Can he create a boulder so heavy that he cannot lift it?

>>736898031
There's no proof of omnipotence of imaginary beings (or any beings for that matter).
>And you're dead.

>>736891911
question:
what do you say to a donkey wearing pajamas?
answer:
if he answers "sweet dreams" you reply, "no, correct answer is zebra"
if he answers "zebra," you reply "no, correct answer is "sweet dreams."

this is called dragon riddle,
very common in table top RPGs

>>736891911
fuck this faggot shit, go to >>131268280

Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Roll the dice and test how smart he is really is
>what came first the chicken or the egg?

>>736898287
sugar/sweetness
>bang

>>736891911
straight from reddit

>>736891911
Only solution is to kiss him so he can't give an answer.

Otherwise he can just say 'I don't know' and shoot you.

>>736891911 (OP)
what happens if pinocchio says: "this is a lie"

What is the square root of negative 1?

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>>736891911
What number am I thinking of?

>>736891911
>he shoots me
>i teleport behind him
pshh your pretty good kid, looks like i might need to use more than 10% of my power

>>736891911
What're all the numbers in Pi (π)?

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>>736898577
whats his power level?

Why are y' doing dis, Mr. Smartest Man?

>>736898814
pleasure
>bang

Will my underwear be brown or yellow after I dies?

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>>736891911
> how many triangles are on your gun
He will always get it wrong.

>>736891911

How many babies did I fit into the last oven that I owned?

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>>736899191

>>736898851
both
>bang

>>736899191
zero
>bang

>>736892020
If he's the smartest man in the world he would have done basic research on you beforehand.
You die.

>>736899357

Assuming you're OP, I'll take that as 'You win but I'm not happy about it'.

What a great game.

>>736895721
you simply do not understand how the expansion of the universe works...

>it should have an edge
>should have an edge
>should

Why are you assuming stuff about things you have no clue about?
Why should it? Cause YOU can't figure out ways where that's not a factor?
Reality does not care what you believe or assume, it jjust is wheter you understand it or not

>>736899478
I'm not OP.

>>736899436
>both
>>bang
Wrong, it would be red because all of the blood rushing down and im on my period.
I live still

How many species of organisms are there ? (Including the ones that have gone extinct)
Without missing a single digit

>>736891911
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>736899528
>you wouldnt be standing upright after shot
>tampons

>>736898250
Are you 10?

>>736899436

>Assuming he knows.

I call horseshit on OP's game here. There's literally no way the shooter here could know whether or not that happened. Additionally, does he just kill you if he gives any answer regardless of whether it's correct?

Your claim that he would answer that to begin with and then shoot is baseless OP, and you're a faggot as always.

>>736898326
The egg
>you're dead
(eggs happened way before chickens historycally speaking)

What is a crime you can be arrested for attempting but not successfully committing


The answer is killing every police officer

I doubt he would get it it's so absurd

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

>>736899619
>blood spreads out soaks my underwear
>im a free bleeder

>What is your name?
>Dan
>Spell it
> D A N
> no its I T

Works everytime

>>736899730
im not OP but its safe to assume anon had no babies in any oven he or his parents owned

>>736899804
suicide....

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>>736891911
>Will I ever get laid?
little does he know I intend on never getting laid just to spite him so theres no chance of knowing

>>736899854
tits+timestamp to prove it

>>736898479
depends what the author decides, Pinocchio is a fictional character....

>>736891911
What is the composition and ratio of composition of a square meter of the surface of pluto

>>736891996
Answer: It doesn't matter

>>736899780
true, that why i said roll the dice and see how smart he really is. Most people default to think you mean a chicken and a chickens egg and dont consider that evolutionary eggs came waaaaaaaaay before birds

>>736892359
which half?

What is the purpose of meaning?

"Why are you holding a gun to my head?"

>>736892162
Possibly lint but fabric for sure *Bang*

>>736900007
To give meaning to purpose.
>bang

>>736891911
On what date did i eat my 37th yogurt?

Probably some obscure tennis question. Something like "what was the ratio of winners to unforced errors for Wawrinka against Dimitrov at Monte Carlo 2015?

>>736899892
That's not what this thread is about

>>736900015

So I can find a question I can't answer
*bang*

>>736900048
On the date after you ate your 36th yogurt.
>bang

>>736891911
Learned this one in philosophy class or some shit
If I try to fail, but I succeed, which have I really done?

>>736893230
The label we place on the phenomenon of objects acting on one another.
*Bang*

>>736900015
Because you're too dumb to live
>BANG

>>736891911
How can we go faster than the speed of light to explore space and live to do the exploring ?

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>>736899924
Anyone gonna come at me on this one? Its beyond human knowledge

>>736900115
"Why am I not dead"

>>736891911
I am thinking of a number between negative infinity and positive infinity. What number am I thinking of?

>>736900079
The key point in your argument on whether youd be shot or not is that you are in fact a woman who has periods. Prove it

>>736891911
What is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>736891911
This is a fucking stupid scenario. There are literally billions of unanswerable questions. It has nothing to do with intelligence.

Does the man give me any criteria for asking the question other than why is OP always a faggot?

>>736893461
The answer is the completion of the paradox
>"This statement is false"
*bang*

>>736900175
One bullet isn't enough for your thick skull
*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* rip you.

>>736900246
I fart in your general direction

>>736900307
*True
/Kills self

>>736900236
Exactly, the shooter would have to verify. You are not the shooter though, so I live.

>>736899882
he can just say no and then shoot you.

>>736900352
nope, you wont prove it cause you are lying
>bang

>>736900343
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Does God exist?
It's impossible for a conventional human to answer this, as there simply isn't any empirical evidence for his mind to utilize. Even if he fully understands how the universe was created scientifically that doesn't overrule the possibility of Jeebus causing that science to happen.
Ezpz

>>736900459
that is what he would say and then shoot you.

>>736900436
Prove what? OP said to ask a question and I did just that.
If it was the real situation, the shooter would clearly see my breasts and in that scenario would probably sexual assault, but ultimately I gave him a questioned he couldnt answer right.
You just want to see tits for no reason, go to your trap threads then lol.

>>736891911
>Ask him a question he can't answer
I don't see how you can prevent him from answering any question without taking care of his ability to communicate.
I mean, what impedes him from just answering "I don't know" to whatever overthought bullshit question you can devise. It's still an answer right?
Nowhere does it state he needs to give you a right answer...

So I would just attack him while posing the longest quaestion I can come up with (possibly questioning him the result of my attack in a very stuipidly drawn out way)

Am i clenching my butt right now?

>>736900640
>implying he wouldnt check yo hypothetical "snatch"

>>736900393
its a guess then, not a correct answer

>>736900690
exactly

Why?

>>736891911

Are you going to let me live?

>>736900352
but you are caliming to be a woman on the internet, and here on /b/ we all know those do ot exist. So we demand proof in form of tits+timestamp.
Rules are rules, so TITS OR GTFO

>>736900741
it was not specified whether the answer should be correct or not. he should just be able to answer. and the answer no would be correct if he shoots you because once youre dead you cant get laid. actively at least.

>>736895721
>Itself
*bang*

>>736900730
>>736900872
I literally just said that. Of course he would check after asking me but I would have answered by then.
But once again YOU are not the shooter ,hence I still live, and you get no nudes lmao

>>736900818
>No
>Shoots you in the head

>>736900019
Wrong

Not so smart are you

>>736900780
I win the internetz today

MOMMY, I'M SMART, /b/ SAYS SO!

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>>736900951
>Playing a game on /b/
>refuses to abide by 4chan rules
GTFO

>>736891911
Extend the Kronecker–Weber theorem on abelian extensions of the rational numbers to any base number field.

>>736900951
If you're really a girl I bet you're a blonde.

>>736901089
No thanks
>bang!

>>736891911
Would you go far even as decided to even try to do look more like?

>>736901089
thats a statement, can you re-address in question format?

>>736891911
Considering OP said "Ask him a question he can't answer" rather than "Ask him a question he can't answer correctly" you're all dead. Dude could respond with "purple unicorn snausages" and still have given an answer. Good thing OP didn't specify you being bound or something.

Knowing he's probably going to kill me either way hit him with a statement that's going to stop him for a second rather than a question then act immediately by ducking the barrel and go for the gun making sure to push the slide back a bit. Out of battery=no bang and even if he does get a shot off holding the slide prevents another without manual chambering. Action beats reaction. Smartest guy in the world better be fit too or he's the one who is probably going to die.

You may think holding a gun to a man's head means he's helpless but it actually gives him a lot more wiggle room than aiming at him from 10 yards away. The video that image came from demonstrates it perfectly. The biggest thing is you've put your gun within his reach. He's also going to be able to move his head away and hands onto that gun faster than you can pull that trigger, sounds crazy but reaction time is a son of a bitch. At a distance you have a much better chance of reacting and it's not as simple as just moving his head out of the way, especially if he's on flat ground and you're behind something making it harder to get at you even if you're a piss poor shot. "Smartest man in the world" is making a classic super villain mistake by not just shooting you and being done with it.

>>736891911
"Will you marry me?"

>>736901054
Those rules aren't part of the game though...
I'll leave though since I already won kek.
>>736901127
I've thought about dying it should I?

>>736901188
I just said that
>>736900690


It's just so poorly thought out

>>736901158
it's one of Hilbert's problems that is unresolved. And probably has no answer. So I guess we both just get to stand there for a while.

>>736901286
Those are /b/ rules tho, and you abide by them whether you want or not, because you either show tits and prove you're an actual woman, or don't and nobody will give the attention you would get for being one, and ust keep assuming you're some unclean fat neckbeard in his mommy's basement

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>>736901286
>Those rules aren't part of the game though...
No they are 4chans rules

>>736892113
You won't reach anything since the process is indefinite. If 1 appears anywhere in the series then it's just an intermediary like all the other numbers. You obviously won't produce 1 for every single positive integer that is divided by 2, either. Same for the last equation. So no, you will not "always reach" one, whatever the hell that means.

Phrase your question better.

>>736901213
No
>Bang

what will be the end of the universe?

Impossible to answer, no way to see the future, no way to predict what might be the cause,

>>736901422
>>736901453
I wasn't asking for attention ayy lmao, I was just answering a question.

Will your answer to this question be "no"?

>>736901487
When it ceases to exist
>bang

>>736901529
Perhaps
>bang

>>736901405
my question still stands....can you put that in question form, as it is (whether or not its a problem) it cannot be answered because it is not a question. So rephrase it in question form or the killer shoots you for being an idiot

>>736901527
But that's the thing you dumb bimbo, saying you're a woman is actually calling for attention, but I'm done explaining the rules to you, keep newfagging

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>736901559
fuck you kek

then WHEN will the universe end?

>any question that has no answer
/thread

>>736901422
>or don't and nobody will give the attention you would get for being one,

you seem to be giving her plenty of attention

>>736898031
So apologists would say:
> ‘a rock too heavy for God to lift’ is really ‘a rock too heavy for a being who can lift anything’, so it is a self-contradiction.
> is a type of the "Fallacy of contradictory premises"
>How much power would make a square circle?
>So most theologians define ‘omnipotence’ as the ability to achieve what is logically possible.

At some point apologists redefined God to be "maximally" powerful, Not "all" powerful.

*Bang*

>>736891911
>what number am I thinking of?
Pick a sure hard to guess number, like nine billion four thousand and eighty two point seven. Just tell him he's wrong even if he isn't.

>what are next weeks lotto numbers?
He can't predict the future.

>>736899860

Safe to assume doesn't mean 100% certain. Without evidence to support his answer it's just conjecture based on speculation. However, the point remains: it seems as if he will just shoot you if he answers AT ALL, which is where this just falls into the category of horseshit. It seems that if he gives ANY answer, he wins and shoots you and too bad.

I realize I sound really mad but I'm just pointing out that this is kind of pointless if that's the result.

>>736901632
When? Sometime in the future or perhaps never.
>bang

>>736901632
A long time from now
>Bang

Yeha, there's no fucking rule saying the answer has to be right or even coherent at all, as long as it's an answer.

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>>736901527
but your answer to not be kill was directly related to you being a woman which you havent proved

GTFO

>>736901632
It ends in the future
>bang

>>736891911
>what question can't you answer and what's the answer to it?

>>736901587
>Can you prove whether or not you can extend the Kronecker–Weber theorem on abelian extensions of the rational numbers to any base number field?

The wall outside my home isn't four feet tall?

>>736901866
I can't right now since I will shoot you in a few
>bang

>>736901790
What? If that's the case then he can just answer "fuck you" to any question and still just kill us. The rule has got to be that he's has to answer a question correctly and if he can't you live, or else there's no point in this thread.

>>736900175
I haven't shot you yet
*bang*

>>736901682
>>736901682
>her

you're doing it wrong

I'm giving him the same attention I'm giving everyone else in the thread, Not getting the attention you would get for being a female isn't necessarily being completely ignored.

Lot's of dense fuckers in this thread huh?

>>736901866
and thats where you under thought it by over thinking it

"can you prove-"

"no"

bang

this is why you guys overthinking it are being retarded as fuck my positing problem in a statement format. You have no clarity at all to what you are asking which leaves you ready to be shot for trying to be a smartass

What is Duhamels principle

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What happens when an immovable object meets and unstoppable force?

>>736891911
HOW DO MAGNETS WORK?????

If 7 ate 9 what did 10 do?

>>736901968
>The rule has got to be that he's has to answer a question correctly and if he can't you live, or else there's no point in this thread.

Not really, read OP's post.

The rule if you give him a question he can't answer, you live, otherwise you die. Nowhere is it stated the answer has to be correct or even make sense, it just has to be an answer...

The only "correct" solution to this terribly thought out problem I could come up would be to attack him while posing an intricate question about the actual attack and/or ruleset void.

>>736902014
you realize exactly how much atten anon has recieved because you faggot have polluted that rule to unreasonable lengths? she (and i say she because i literally do not give a fuck if its a woman or not) has received multiple replies from multiple anons in an attempt to force her to follow a rule which has been completely bastardized to the point that it doesnt even mean what it used to and has no real point anymore than just an excuse to get some tits

>I'm giving him the same attention I'm giving everyone else in the thread

no because not other anon is being begged for tits

he can just reply with "I don't know" to every question and it'll still be an answer. This game is rigged and I'm not playing anymore

>>736900190
Why not stop at
>I am thinking of a number

Infinity is an abstract concept, You don't need to add "My number lies somewhere on an infinite scale" ~You're already free to choose any number.

>>736901591
Yeah because I'm saying "Omg hey guys am a girl pls look at me :DDDDDDD"
I know you guys are like desperate to see some women this but you're going overboard.
>>736901682
Lol ikr
>>736901797
But you're not the shooter...

Bye then kek

>>736900283
no
*bang*

>>736901487
>what will be the end of the universe?
If the universe's behavior as it occurs at present holds, and our understanding of the laws of physics is more or less correct, then it will continue to expand indefinitely until galaxies are so far apart from one another that they can no longer be seen.

Then, stars will too far away from each other to be seen, and every solar system will be completely isolated.

After a certain point, the second law of thermodynamics reaches its logical conclusion and total entropy takes place, where all the matter and energy in the universe is so spread out and evenly distributed that nothing else can happen again. And the universe will keep expanding, possibly forever.

At some point during this process, the only stellar objects left are black holes, which gradually evaporate until there's really no energy gradients left.

It ends not with a bang, but with a wimper.

How long does it take? That's a bit more tricky. Trillions of years, though life will be impossible long before then.

>>736891911
I ask him "What question can you not answer" done

>>736902051
There's plenty of things you CAN prove or disprove, so he wouldn't stop the question at that point. He'd have to let you finish it, otherwise he's not follow his own rules.

We're operating under the assumption that he does.

>>736902162
The unstoppable force would keep it's trajectory and force and the immovable object would remain unmmoved, basically passig through one another

>>736902407
"a completely illogical hypothetical"

bang

>>736901136
He's the smartest man, so he can probably do it

>>736902484
lol you dindt ask FOR the proof though, you asked if HE can prove it, if he cant then the only correct answer is that he cant

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>>736901627

>>736901468
See >>736894445

>>736902273
You clearly are just trying to be right and did not read/understand/cared about my previous statement, but keep being dense anon, I have no will to stop idiocy, I find it quite entretaining

>>736901591
Bro, if her saying she is woman is related to the argument then TITS or GTFO don't apply. If the question in OP was "What colour is your car?" and she answered "Its red, im a girl" then TITS or GTFO would apply.
On the other hand its always nice to see some tits

>>736891911
>"ask me a question or you die"
>"very well...
>did you know your safety was on?"
>knowing how smart he is he can't believe that he'd miss something so simple
>he dismisses your question
>doubt starts to grow
>maybe he's being overconfident
>maybe he got cocky
>doubts himself for a split second
>he looks to check it
>you disarm him and take the gun
>shoot him and GTFO

>>736902336
bye you autistic fat faggot, you weren't even the dumber one here

>>736902383
>> @ OP
OP is clearly not the smartest man in the world.

If this was actually the scenario:
1) What will the temperature be tomorrow at noon?
2) What is the order of the cards in this pack i just shuffled?
3) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Etc.

It's a retarded scenario.

>>736902182
Miracles
*bang*

>>736902776
You are not so smart yourself since OP never claimed to be smart in the first place

>>736902669
kek

>>736902734
let me check

BANG

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>>736902273
>a rule which has been completely bastardized to the point that it doesnt even mean what it used to and has no real point anymore
Wrong.

>Pic related.

But it should be added that mentioning that you're a female, for any reason at all, is inherently attention whoring. No one is interested in anything a woman has to say apart from the possibility of seeing tits.

If you are a woman on the internet, pretend to be a man or else you are attention whoring. That's just the way it is. But that never happens, because all women are attention whores and can't live without that attention. So they invariable try to force it into the conversation so people will know and give them attention, then try to come up with some kind of excuse as to why it was somehow relevant other than simply the desire to get their female privilege back in a place where we are meant to be equals.

"Tits or GTFO" is the great equalizer, which offsets female privilege by making being female an inherently shameful thing. If you don't do this, you let women walk all over us.

>>736902696
No he is just coming up with a dumb answer and pretext for his desire to pretend he is a woman n the internet, and rules were made to prevent it, which we are recalling upon.
But whiteknights and newfags are too dense to get it.

>>736902600
To prove or disprove it, he has to try.

>>736902857
Thank you, I was hoping someone would pull that one off.
I still believe in you /b/

>>736902776
OP never said the answer had to be correct anon.

>>736902961
He's smarter than most though, at least he recognises it's a stupid scenario

>>736902857
Where in this post>>736898851
does it say "hurr durr i am a girl"?

>>736902857
>But it should be added that mentioning that you're a female, for any reason at all, is inherently attention whoring.

wrong, there are many circumstances in which being a woman doesnt mean they want attention, such as any circumstance in which the femanon is not saying shit that can be boiled down to "hur dur im a girl" which, and this is very important, is NOT what happened here. She didnt even outright state she was a girl, she simply said something that would make her a girl (merely mentioning her period) and everyone blew the fuck up with "THATS WRONG UNLESS YOU GIBBE DA TIDDIES" you guys are being colossal faggots and are shaming /b/ for what it used to stand for

>>736892162
Gollum: Handses
Bilbo: Wrong
Gollum: Fishbones, Goblins' teeth, wet shells, bats' wings, knife! Oh shut up!
Bilbo: Wrong again, last guess
Gollum: String, or nothing.
Bilbo: Two guesses at once, both wrong.
>After about 5 more lines gollum realises that what the hobbit had in his pocket was the precious

>One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the land of mordor where the shadows lie

Am i sad /b/?

>>736903175
Fuck, messed up my greentext

>>736902669
that ss must have been from wrath.

>>736903048
It was a setup for how the real answer was that your underwear would fill with period blood after you die. The question doesn't even make sense on its own without the context that you are female.

By doing this you claim you are female. The only real reason a woman would do this is for attention.

Tits or GTFO.

>>736903219
Should've been:
Gollum: Handses
Bilbo: Wrong
Gollum: Fishbones, Goblins' teeth, wet shells, bats' wings, knife! Oh shut up!
Bilbo: Wrong again, last guess
Gollum: String, or nothing.
Bilbo: Two guesses at once, both wrong.
>After about 5 more lines gollum realises that what the hobbit had in his pocket was the precious

>One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
>Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf lirds in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
>One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the land of mordor where the shadows lie