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>Go outside >See this How do you react

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>Go outside

>See this

How do you react
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Turn 360° and walk away
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>>736645045
How the fuck can u be homeless with a cock like that. He would make millions in porn wtf
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>>736645145
Except he wouldn't. Pussy is not endless you faggot. And even by the size of it, it would probably be difficult to even get it in.
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Notify the proper authorities
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>>736645045
go back inside
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cancel my plans for the day and START SUCKIN!!!!!!1one!!1
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>>736645097
so you'd walk toward him? what then?
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>>736645145
>I don't understand how sex works

He could probably only fit about 1/4 of it inside someone's daughter
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>>736646795
Have a great summer
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Give him some food...and try not to stare
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>>736645900
checked and kek'd
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i'd tell my gf to go up to him and start stroking it so everyone in the street could see what a slut for bbc my gf is, then i'd take her home and lick up all the bull semen that he left on her body
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>>736645463
>>736647575
Niche freakshow crowd.

Or at the very least an Omegle spectacle
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"A baby's arm holding an apple"
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>>736645045
Go back in my house and get my wife to go outside. Tell her to suck him off.
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>>736648417

What do want from life?
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>>736645045
If I had that size dick, I would pull it out every chance I get... At a party, girl walks up, "hey, check this out" Bam, pull out dick.. At store with girlfriend and see hott milf "hey, check this out" Bam, pull out dick.
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>>736648331

Sweden plz
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>>736648417
sing it, sputnik
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>>736645045
wonder if its difficult for him to get an erection
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>>736645145
Looks useless.
Its too big. I think its not possible to get it hard.
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Get away of sweeden
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>>736645145
because he probably has stds
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>>736645463
>>736647575
>>736648674

would be a sensation of gay porn
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>>736645045
If you've got it, flaunt it!
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>>736647575
sex and porn aren't mutually exclusive kid
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>>736645045
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>>736648549
>>736648641
Holy Christ, didn't expect anyone to get that reference!

Though it was Fee who wrote and sang that line (it's a reference to a Lenny Bruce joke).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upQrD33nm0g

RIP Vinny.
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>>736647741
are you implying i am a summerfag? i have been here since jan. thank u very much
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>>736645045
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>>736649298
Are you literally retarded?

His entire point is that his cock size would make him big bucks in porn, when in reality, it would be hard to actually have sex with a penis of his size.
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>>736645641
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>>736645097
If you turn 360 you will end up facing same direction fucktard
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>>736650066
Which in Australia is...SUMMER
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>>736650207
>Are you literally retarded?

You don't NEED to put a penis into a vagina for it to be porn
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>>736646795
Not sure if trolling
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>>736650375
Enjoy your summer
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>>736650207
porn doesn't mean sex
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>>736650442>>736650564
If it can't fit in a vagina, how would it fit in a mouth when vaginas can expand 200%?

And faggots don't watch jerk off porn enough for him to make money off of selling tapes of himself masturbating.

So what's your point
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>>736646795
>>736650375
*sigh*

Perhaps the thought of BBC has the blood leaving their brains.
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>>736645145
>How the fuck can u be homeless with a cock like that. He would make millions in porn wtf
no he can not because he is a nigger
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>>736645045
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>>736650639
ok
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>>736646196
filthy shitskin lover KYS
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>>736645045
Shotgun blast to the stomach. He's not useful in society or reproducing anyway.
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>>736650639
you realize women can literally have sex with horses right?
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>>736645045
Ask him who he stole the baseball bat from....
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>>736651168
You realize they literally only get the head in right?

Which goes back to my point of him only being able to get about 1/4 of himself inside.

People want to watch women getting railed, not some guy barely penetrating her.
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>>736650975
amen!
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>>736645045
Get him clothes and a proper meal........before lynching him
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>>736651716
88 keks
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>>736650375
New fag detected
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>>736648641
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>>736650376
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>>736650639
>>736650897
logic bombs
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>>736645045
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walk my ass right back inside the house
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>>736645045
@#^$!!
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toss a baseball and see if he makes past the infield
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>>736645145
he's not homeless
if i had a dick this big i would walk around naked all the time
checking the the thrash can just to not be suspicious
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>>736645045
let it fuck my girlfriend while I watch, because it's my natural reaction to the situation.
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>>736645045
I would buy him a hotdog. Not a footlong, it looks like he already has one
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>>736645045
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>>736645045
I swear that guy would die from low blood pressure if he got an erection.
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>>736645045
IT'S OVER 9000
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>>736645097
if you turn around 360 you face the same way idiot
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>>736651339

Sauce?
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>>736645045
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>>736654459
prove it
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>>736645097
I dont think that would work...
Id turn 180° and moonwalk away
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>>736645045
Source on this? No way this shit is real.
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>>736645045
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>>736645145
theres a size limit /b/ro. having an extra arm danglin around requires a lot of blood. i bet he loses consciousness when he gets it up... if he can even get it up
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>>736646795
newfag...

the 360 is the joke
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>>736648331
obligatory cuck fagggot.

and what, youd just consume bodily fluids from anyone? like i get a partner. but some stranger on the street. wtf
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>>736651339
>>736650975
He can at least properly please women, unlike you two.
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>>736645045
.
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>>736648659
guarantee if he does it causes problems. thats a lotta fucking blood to take from the body
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>>736646795
8/10
well trolled
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wonder who put the mirror in the yard and why
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>You can wish for a 12 inch dick, but you'll be untreatably impotent.
Who'd still go for it?
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>>736645045
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>>736655537
probably more ppl on here than any of us could ever imagine
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>>736645045
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>>736645045
Give him boner pills and see if he has a stroke if he can keep it up. Don't call an ambulance if he does.
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>>736646795
what part of walk away do you not understand, you cum guzzling homosexual, kys
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>>736655387
"you were supposed to fallow the train TJ"
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>>736648549
>>736648641
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>>736650375
>>736650066
>Being this new
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Assuming he's 100% AIDS free and all that, how many of you would willingly suck this guy off?
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>>736645145
interracial porn sells very poorly, never mind nigger porn in general.
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>>736650066
>>>/out/
and
>>>/reddit/
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>>736654601
Thishas gotta be, hands down, THE unluckiest man in the universe
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>>736654904
Damn this guy is so cute
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>go back inside and cry
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>>736645145
homeless and ugly thats why
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This is the next step in nigger evolution.

Niggers will muh dick in greater frequencies as their digs get bigger and bigger.

What you see here is the next to final form in muh dick evolution.

In the final form, all nigger dicks will be too large for any kind of reproductive use.

Niggers will muh dick themselves into extinction.

And nothing of value will be lost.
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>>736659749
WHAT THE SHIT ARE THEY DOING
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>>736659749
why
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>>736658023
I would.

Yeah, it's gay, but like fuck, those are not only a huge dick, but huge balls. That shit is hot af.

Honestly I would suck it if their were black, white, whatever fucking shit, that's a nice dick.
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>>736661822
skinning his dick clearly what are you blind?
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>>736648561
Then when they go for it and find out you can't get it erect they laugh and leave.
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>>736659749
>>736661822
>>736661992
Penis inspection day in Africa
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP86YocGJ3o
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Grab my 22 and see if I can shoot it
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>>736650178
dat dueling scar
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>>736659749

scheisse
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>>736648561
That's what famous old-time entertainer Milton Berle (who was hugely hung) would do - pretty much any place at all and, BAM, schlong.
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>>736658023
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>>736645045
>"Ooga booga where da white womenz at?"
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>>736645045
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>>736645045
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>>736654480
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning. All you need to know is that it's based on the 1991 film Universal Soldier, about Vietnam soldiers resurrected using futuristic technology, and you'll be right. It's genuinely magnificent (but you'll fucking hate me if you're epileptic.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0sIny4NTQ

John Hyams is The Man.
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>>736645045
I'd point and laugh because it's so fucking miniscule. I almost thought this was cp for a second.

Then I'd call the police because I don't need niggers ruining my neighborhood.
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>>736654601
>>736659264
A challenger appears
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>>736662414
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>>736645145
cause he is a stupid nigger, niggers in africa sleep over diamonds and they starve
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>>736650066
>i have been here since jan
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>>736666672
Who the fuck would put that on their daughter?
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>>736645045
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>>736671305
It's fake.

Though there's no accounting for parental preferences.
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Mmmmm...
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B B C
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>>736645097
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>>736648561
I have a buddy (were both military), white dude, has a 10 inch dick. Why he doesn't do porn, I don't know. Anyways he bets girls bloejobs that he has a 10 inch dick. Never fails.
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Well I'm not in Kansas anymore
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>>736672310
>Why he doesn't do porn
probably not a fuckwit
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>>736672307
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>>736645045
His dick is not big, it's diseased.
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>>736645045
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>>736649156
this is the correct answers, dudes talking about size dont know shit, bitches in porn have their vaginas and anuses deep like caves
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FUCK! HE'S ALL DICK!
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