In this thread things american say and like Lets go to McDonald

I vote Dumwald Trumpf he make merica grate

Can you super size that please

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>>735395622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAZI4ydY6R8

>>735395622
I have more freedon then all of you europoor nations combined.
*stands up and walks out in to open public space*
*raises right hand*
HEIL HITER
FUCK NIGGERS
*sits back down without being arrested*
Cant do that in the eu can you cucks?

>>735395622
I'm gonna start a cuck thread on /b/

back to back World War Champs

oh shit, we actually are. Suck a dick you 2nd world faggots. tell babushka not to let you use her laptop anymore.

You seem to be lost old chap
>>>/int/ this is the way to /int/

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>>735397520

>>735397612
>Israel
Yeah I don't know who you think you're fooling with this, anon.

>>735395622
Lets go to the ACT Rally to fuck with some liberals

Let's smoke some dabs and drive around in our muscle cars at 40 mph.

>>735397777
Checked

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>>735397777

What gun should we buy today?

>>735397222
America. The country with the second most Jews in the world. Followed only by Israel. Who defends these "rights" in court? Them.

>>735397970

Baby dont forget to tuck smith and wesson into bed

yeeee haaawww !!!!

>>735397520
America is that one guy in a mass brawl who sits idle in a corner while the other people fight it out, then eventually sucker-punches the exhausted opponents when they've ran out of steam, claims he won the brawl all by himself.

>>735395817
supersize is gone

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>>735395622

>>735398020
so what? you hate jews now liberals?

>>735395622
"McDonald" isn't a thing, faggot

>>735395622

Winning
Freedom
MAGA

>>735395622
Okay...let's see...things Americans like.
>Hey let's take a road trip and drive across an area the size of Europe without stopping at any borders or having to answer to anyone!
>Hey let's go hiking, kayaking, camping, snowboarding, hunting, fishing, whatever!
>"My government is terrible! Gays are evil! I hate every race! Muslims are evil!"
At this point no law enforcement arrive on scene, the American is not arrested nor fined, and has no need to be anonymous.
>"when i grow up I want to do amazing things and I can do them regardless of where I come from!"

I can keep going...Suck my dick. America is based

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>>735398253
They're called Spurdos now.

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FUCK YEAH !!!!

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>>735398310
10/10

>>735395622
I'd like three deep fried Snickers bars and a Diet Coke please, I'm on a diet

>>735398020
America, the largest melting pot in the world,openly allowing legal migrants in to its borders.Of course people would want to live here.

>>735395622
WELL AIN'T THIS A DIDLLYDOO TARNATION YIPPY KAYE
JIM BOB ALUMINUM FORD CADILLAC YEEEEHAH

>>735398507
>deep fried Snickers bars
Never seen one of these in America. I think this is a Scottish thing. Mind you I'm not saying we aren't a bunch of fat fucks, just saying this particular abomination isn't ours.

>>735398507
>I'm on a diet
NO faggot:
Its Double Cheeseburger, and Large Fries..
and "Super-size it".

and then: "and a Diet coke"...


fuck you frenchie
go stuff a goose

>>735397777
holy jews

>>735397222
checked

I have no education or valuable skills. Pay me a high salary to do manual labor.

>>735395622
I was homeschooled and taught that the earth is 6,000 years old,the vas majority of religious literature supports the science of this. Evolutionists are deluded by Satan. #VoteRepublican

>>735398092
This is correct.

>>735397520
This is what ameriburgers think

>>735398092
Name one country that could take us down in a war.

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>>735399048
North Vietnam?

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>>735398677
Close enough

>>735398310
That sounds like a tidy little oversimplification with sugar on top. Don't get me wrong, the country has a lot of advantages over others, but we also have a ststematic accumulation of wealth at a small group at the top, eliminating the middle class.

And all the magafags are cheering it on as they get dped

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>>735399048

>>735398092
We should let you faggots fend for yourselves.

>>735399133
>Coronary Combo

>>735398677
I've seen it all over the US.
>deep fried Oreos
>deep fried snickers
>deep fried butter sticks (no joke)
>deep fried bacon wrapped donuts

>>735399125
Keked and rekt

>>735399247
technically, it was a stalemate, and we withdrew.
factually, the South Vietnamese government lost the war.

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>>735398310
>America is based
…on lies and bullying. Its empire has been crumbling since the Reagan years. It will be gone soon.

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>>735397222
>HEIL HITER
>FUCK NIGGERS

And that works out so well

>>735399125
Why is he pointing a starter's pistol at that man's head?

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>>735399259
>We

>>735398677
You can find a lot of deep-fried things like this at county fairs... some of them even have deep fried Coke

>>735399369
usually at county fairs
they do the deep fried inventions all the time.

but they did invent the "Classics" that are still around:

Deep Fried Corn Dog (the ORIGINAL thing)
Deep Fried "Funnel Cake" (now though, it is mostly "churros")

and deep fried ice cream. I get this one, because the concepts is fucking awesome whrn you think about it...

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>>735398484
Bringing fake freedom and fake democracy to the rest of the world whether they want it or not.

>>735399599
>deep fried Coke
Dare I ask, what is this and how does it work? Also checked.

>>735398549
Ever since the turn of the century, more people have been moving from the US to Mexico than from Mexico the US. Drumkopf's wall is just an excuse to pocket the construction money.

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*The United States Of America
*The most Hated Country in the world
*Worth 51% of global economy
*The debt? Its just a number, who would ever collect it? We’ll just print up more…
*Most powerful military capabilities in the world, accounting for 40% of the worlds defense budget alone
*Has never lost a single war **
The US didn’t actually lose Vietnam, we just withdrew our troops and left. Technically the south vietnamese lost the war.
War of 1812, it was a stalemate, both sides decided to stop fighting, other more important things took precedence
*Substandard education?: Home to 6 of the top 10 best Universities in the world
*b-but americans are fat and lazy
*#1 in olympic gold medals
*Americans have the highest level of personal earnings (defined as average annual earnings per full time employee) at $54,450 per year
*Largest GDP on the planet
*Most gold reserves on the planet
*America has by far the largest consumer market on the planet, making up 30% of the worlds purchasing power
*Greedy,War fed, Oil Thirsty
*The US gave $30 billion in foreign aid last year, more than double the second contributor on that list.

Just a reminder to my fellow Americans we are still the best.
Facts don’t constitute trolling…


PS: Sure, you other worlders are gonna chime in and point out our faults. Save your breath, Ahmed, the USA is it’s own strongest critic.
We’ll figure it out. “The Americans will always do the right thing… after they’ve exhausted all the alternatives.”

>>735398677
MuriKKKans (especially those in flyover states) will deep-fry anything. Even whole turkeys.

>>735399048
Mexico

>>735395622
Let's try taking care of ungrateful sub-humans

>>735399908
>Mexico
their weapon?
Montezuma's Revenge

They say check em

Why spend time posting about the USA if you dislike it? You think your opinion of the country we live in affects anything? It doesnt. I just stopped in to say im glad i live in these united states and not in whatever shithole you are from. Gonna go back to guns and free speech now.

>>735399496
>We didn't lose, we quit. So there!

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>>735399798
>Drumkopf's wall is just an excuse to pocket the construction money.
and to have a memorial in his name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVvPPQ3SvAQ

>>735399844
Looks like someone doesn't visit Texas too often, seriously some of the towns around me breed fucking walking stereotypes.

>>735399877
Fried turkey is fucking great, man. Best way to cook one.

>>735399496
>we withdrew
under heavy fire with your tails between your legs. The last ones out were fucking air-lifted by helicopters off the roof of the embassy. A classic stalemate if I ever saw one!

>>735399652
Damn, I could really go for a funnel cake now

>>735400152
Yes, I agree: Texas sucks.
if it wasnt for DFW airport hub, I would avoid at all costs...

>>735400163
>The last ones out were fucking air-lifted by helicopters off the roof of the embassy
those danglers were gooks

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>>735395622
>let me speak to your manager

>>735400168
Don't know why this made me laugh

>>735398020
So if America is second, followed only by Israel (which means there are only 3 countries with any Jews), who is first?

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>>735397612
>

>>735400398
I hear conga music playing.

>>735399706
>first woman in space
Your point is now completely irrelevant

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>>735399048

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>>735399133
I'm going to jog extra hard today.

>>735395622
https://youtu.be/3PLmGPeLsJY

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>>735399496
>Stalemate
No. What you left in the Korean Peninsula was a 'stalemate.' You got your asses handed to you and couldn't use another nuke without setting off a chain reaction that would end with you yourselves getting nuked. You fucking lost.

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>>735400398
obesity is a world wide problem, foreign socialist faggot

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>>735400751
And yet the U.S. alone has more fatfucks per square mile than any other single country on the planet. You should be ashamed.

Back in London…one more person started in on the Stars and Stripes. Eventually he got, as the Europeans always do, to the part about 'Your country's never been invaded.' (This fellow had been two during the Blitz, you see.) 'You don't know the horror, the suffering. You think that war is…'
"I snapped.
"A John Wayne movie' I said. 'That's what you were going to say, isn't it? We think war is a John Wayne movie-with good guys and bad guys, as simple as that. Well, you know something, Mister Limey Poofter? You're right. And let me tell you who those bad guys are. They're us. WE BE BAD.'
"We're the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We're three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother's side. You take your Germany, France and Spain, roll them all together and it won't give us room to park our cars. We're the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d'Antibes. And we've got an American Express credit card limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go.'
"You say our country's never been invaded? You're right, little buddy. Because I'd like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who'd have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying 'Cheerio'. Hell can't hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, fuck longer, and buy more things than you know the names of. I'd rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than the king, queen, and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little counties like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.' Courtesy of PJ O'Rourke

>>735400115
How a Mexican cartoonist views the wall.
http://www.reforma.com/libre/players/mmplayer.aspx?idm=39380&idg=57116&mw=640&mh=360&iw=960&ih=640&ap=1#ooid=9nbWZpMTE6zz51rymiZKBCdmfJBjVn9B

(HIGA refers to the construction company that gives kickbacks to the Mexican president and his staff.)

>>735400736
>Korean Peninsula was a 'stalemate.
fuck you faggot:
in Korea, it was called an: armistice.

can you just stop being wrong on everything, faggot, please?

(see, i am being polite, i said "please" to you, faggot...)

>>735395622
>things american say
American 1: Should we go back to the moon?
American 2: Again?!?!
American 1: Yeah, you're right. Hey has any other country caught up to where we were nearly 50 years ago?
American 2: There are other countries?

>>735397222
they can

>>735395622
Hahahaha and i thought i was fat :D i guess i would be really skinny in the US.

So walrusses rule the US, well i guess the free market pushed macdonalds and pizza as food and the americanos actually believed them :D

I mostly grow my own food and when i have to buy food i buy the best of the best. The shit pushed to luxury restaurant is the best shipped out but frozen for 12 hours, my food is from caught to frying pan in 30 minutes.

God fresh cod with japanese soy, fresh bass fryed in butter and yellow onions, fresh salmon baked in the oven with fresh potatoes.

Fresh char fryed in a pan, fresh grayling in a pan, fresh whitefish grilled on a bonfire and on a fresh rye bread with sallaf.

I do not eat much red meat but when i do its moose in a chanterelle stew or my neighbors bulls or sheep.

I prefer fish though.

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I just invented the best snack ever!

muh freedom *burp* fuck yeah 'merica

>>735400832
notice how the south is the fucking problem in every one of those graphs
As much as you europoors complain about us yanks, its the actual yankees that are holding the country up
New England Best England

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>>735400963
Call it whatever you like; it was a STALEMATE because neither side wanted to continue fighting for something that wasn't going to happen (total control of the peninsula by U.S. and UN forces).

The Vietnamese kicked your asses until you decided to leave. They kept their sovereignty instead of becoming another hypercapitalist neo-colony. You walked away from it, now do us all a favor and STAY the fuck away from it.

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>>735401196
If we had a country without the southern/red states, we'd be Canada.

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>>735401328

>Current year + 1
>Universities getting shut down over racial chimpouts
>pending race war imminent
>elected a talking hairpiece as leader
>people dying over lack of access to healthcare like some 3rd world shithole
>doesn't have capability for manned spaceflight anymore
>shitting their pants over antifa wimps
>losing city after city to gangs
Shit, man. It sure must be great to be a burger.

>>735401241
>Call it whatever you like
Yes, I will call it what is correct.
you, continue being wrong as always, faggot...
carry on... better yet:
trap threads and boi pussy threads over there for you >>>>

>>735400888
Hell fucking yeah

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>>735401587
>I'm right and you're wrong!
>it's all semantics anyway
>y-you're a faggot!
Calm down. Here, have another chicken sandwich.

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>>735401095
>mfw

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>>735401500
don't forget the pre-EPA environment and children contracting lung diseases and other illnesses from otherwise preventable pollution

>>735401928
Shit. It sucks living in a clean environment like a communist. I wish I could live in a polluted concrete jungle under the thumb of (((the masters))) always looking over my shoulder for gangs of color.

>>735400965
No one else went to the moon because it's pointless. There's nothing there. It's so weird that Americans bring this up all the time, no one fucking cares.

"Yeah dawg, me and 15 of the dudes from college wanted to get laid at this party so we bought a six pack of bud lights and shared it in red cups, but we past out after a quarter of a red cup each, I spewed on the carpet mom was so butthurt lol"

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The Washington ESTABLISHMENT has literally turned into an islamic sympathizing Pedophile group that is eating up Washington and peddling anything and everything they can to drown out Trumps good deeds with noise.
Daily Reminder:
>Predictive Programming: Is a subtle form of psychological conditioning, propaganda, agenda pushing
>Subversion: The undermining of the power and authority of an established system or institution.
Considering /b/ has no ID's, this is the perfect place for these techniques to be used. ShareBlue faggots WILL come here to fake conversations and play the fence but have left leaning tendencies in an attempt to get you, the lurker, to think many people share this belief or viewpoint when in reality it may or may not be true at all.

Ideological Subversion.

1. Demoralization
2. Destabilization
3. Crisis / Insurgency
4. Normalization

Demoralization is filling people's heads with lies and propeganda to distort their view of reality.

Yuri Bezmenov has witnessed this before. History is doomed to repeat itself unless we study, understand, and prevent it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpSPqaD6iOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4

>>735399972
They will fart us to death after their nasty 'frijole' and 'enchilada' meals.

>>735401750
>Calm down. Here, have another chicken sandwich.

and you continue eating your
tube steak sandwich,
faggot

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Its fine. We will be fine.

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>>735395622
Mfw when americunts think they have freedom


Kekekekekekek

>>735397222
I live in Germany... we greet like this in my company all the time.. Heil Hitler... or Sieg Heil Kameraden etc.. just normal here.

>>735404150
Scheuss!

>>735395622
lets free europe from german occupation

>>735395622
I'm not a racist.

>>735404150
i KNEW it

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>>735398290
>>735398310
>>735398484
See
>>735404087

Bow down bois

>>735399798
>more people have been moving from the US to Mexico than from Mexico the US

You mean the huge influex of illegal immigrants form 2000s Mexico recenly realizing that they can't get the American dream if they come illegaly and don't follow the laws? Good ridance, we attract only hard workers and those that are specialists in their field. The US research centers and universities are where all international scientists want to end up.

>>735397520


LOL. RUSSIANS DID MOST OF THE HEAVY WORK YOU NIGGERS.

FIGHTING THE NAZIS ON TWO FRONTS: ONE COUNTRY VS A WHOLE COALITION.

REMEMBER, GERMANY WAS SPLIT FAGGOT?

GUESS WHY.

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>>735404678

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>>735395622
Thank God I'm not living in cucked Europe.

>>735404768
>Louis CucK

>>735404736
you damn right, comrade faggot!

so tell me, how did that whole
east germany / russia thing work out for you, comrade faggotski?

>>735404768
I never said that foreigners coming and getting jobs was a bad thing. There aren't enough specialists in the US and thus industries must bring in specialists from foreign countries.

>>735404838
ooh snap...
faggot

Deadass

>>735404968
>posts faggot
>is a faggot

And BTW there is no quota to employ white males.

>>735404930
>23 KB
> Its fine. We will be fine.


I'M NOT RUSSIAN FAGGOT. DON'T TRUST THOSE COMMIE CUNTS BUT NEGLECTING WHAT RUSSIA DID IN WW2 SHOWS YOU ARE A 12 YEAR OLD RETARD.


IF IT WASN'T FOR SEMYON KRIVOSHEIN AND HIS BRILLIANT TACTICS THE NAZIS WOULD HAVE STEAM ROLLED THROUGH UK/USA COALITION.

>>735405155


LMFAO. SURE THERE IS: YOU WANT A HEALTHY SUCCESSFUL RUNNING COMPANY YOU HIRE AS MANY AS YOU CAN.

>>735405271
STRAYA.

>>735405165
>>735405271


AND MY CAPS LOCK HELPS ME PROFESS
MY LOVE AT BEING A RUSSIAN!

>>735405464


IM NOT RUSSIAN FAG. IM CANADIAN. BETWEEN US AND THE RUSSIANS, WE WON WW2 FOR YOU COWARD CUCKS.

>>735400832
This is so full of shit. No stds on west coast rofl