Text says: "Roast me /b/ 6/3/17/23:15 USA" Warning

>>734691355
I remember when my hair was curly like that.

If you stop brushing it for about 2yrs you'll get some nice freeform dreads, mate.

fuck off this isnt reddit

>>734691500
Thanks?

>>734691355
>>734691500
Nice start.

>>734691624
I know, Reddit is for normies

>>734691691
Thanks, I consider myself a dubs lord

Guess I'm unroastable~

100% Unroastable

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>>734691355
I would easily fuck the kid in the OP's picture.

>>734692474
I'll grab a shirtless pic for you

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>>734692474

Still unroastable

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>>734692823
I want to stick my dick in his nostrils.

How old is he ?

>>734692823
Are you even old enough to be on here?
Show us your pubes, for science purposes.

>>734692823
id roast that asshole

take off the shorts

>>734693387
Give me a moment m8s

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>>734693334
Can't be older than 15.

>>734691355
so jewish u got circumsized twice

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>>734693387

>>734693634
damn that is quite the forrest. glad you are legal..

keep on going

>>734693634
I like where this is going...

>>734693634
We still want to roast your ass

>>734693525
Ding! Ding! Ding!
First real roast of the night!

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>>734693884
I'm monitoring this thread.

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>>734693428
>>734693807
>>734693884

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>>734694125
Keep them coming

>>734694330
The more I get roasted the more I'll reveal

>>734694330
>>734694125
>>734693824
>>734693807
>>734693634

I didn't expect this to actually happen. OP is a little camwhore.

I can't tell if that's a jewfro or jonas brothers' pubes glued onto your scalp.

you look like shia labouf double in holes

I shave inside my ass too~

>>734694125
boy you better take off those faggy underwear before trump deports your mexican ass

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>>734694523
>>734694696
>>734694737
>>734694881

>>734694125
when you are trying to be sexy but your hair gets in the way

>>734694125
thats big bulge
>>734695128
haha true. He would look better without the jewfro. Still cute though

>>734694125
Indeed that's a nice pack.

This thread has a lot of potential.

>>734695047
Come on, anon. Keep dumping, no one is buying that a cute kid like that would actually be posting pictures of himself here.

>>734695586
Just a second m8

you look like even stevens

>>734694125
hey man take out the sock out of your underwear no one is buying it

>>734696094
lol, i dunno he looks like hes got something sizable when he pulls it down a little

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>>734695359
>>734695586
>>734696094

Fully erect it's 6 1/2 inches

>>734696476
get to work then

In case anybody wanted to know I'm an ABDL too.
Currently out of diapers tho...

>>734696476
it could be 3 inches and he would still be alright.

keep them coming OP, don't stop now.

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>>734696785
>>734696520
>>734693428
>>734693884
Figured I'd give you an ass pic before the mainest event

>>734696389
Cute bush, nice cock.
I highly doubt anyone in this thread is female, but I hope you enjoy the attention.

>>734691861
then how come you didn't get any faggot

>>734692052
fuck off normie fag

I dont know why you want us to do this OP it looks like gods been roasting you since day 1

>>734697197
That's actually a really good picture XD usually I suffer from noassatall

>>734694018
MODS!!!!

>>734697197
is the main event your asshole?

but looks pretty good from what I can see. I figured it would be a lot harrier

>>734697238
I'm mostly straight, but do enjoy the attention

>>734695047
He reminds me of the Asian guy from the hangover series

>>734697424
>Most straight

fag confirmed

>>734697424
"mostly straight" is how I defined myself in early highschool. By college I accepted bisexual.

>>734697238
MODS MODS MODS

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>>734697197
hnnnggg....

>>734691355
Mod,s can we get this underaged faggot out of here? Thanks.


Fucking hate summer

>>734697523
>Not attracted to the male body
>Fine with a guy sucking me off
>Fine with pegging

>>734697605
Shut up, OP delivered >>734696389

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>>734697605
THIS GUY IS ON TO SOMETHING. PLEASE CAN SOMEONE SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN

I wish this site had more cute camwhores

>>734697661
so you like to dildo yourself while you wank? lets wheres the hole straight boy

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MODS

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>>734697756
Well now, old chap, that was some decisive move. Can I see your ID?

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>>734696389
>>734691355
>>734694125
lovely

B

E

I'ma wait till this cools down a bit to post more...

This is considered CP, enjoy getting v&

>>734698369
nice try man

Post you ID op prove not chessy pizza

will OP give us the gold?

Not really in the mood anymore, fags keep calling me underage

>>734698755
awww :(

>>734698755
You're like 5 years old, kid

>>734698972
5 year olds don't have big dicks like OP fuck off
>>734698755
it's just a troll we know you are legal

Post the gold man

>>734698755
You're like 5 years old, kid

>>734698755
>underage
>6 1/2 inches
>pubes
>hairy ass

Yeah, right.

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i love they these pedos tryna convince this poor soul to post more lmao

>>734699399
HOW*

>>734698755
fuck the trolls man also nice dubs

>>734699399
maybe if op would post something timestamped that could confirm.

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More roasts needed to continue

>>734696389
You got a kik?

>>734699512
No
I dont

>>734699510
You are more jew than Jesus and Seinfeld combined.

>>734699589
Damn

>>734699173
You're a young idiot too, since you don't get sarcasm..Also for the record, that dick is tiny as fuck. That is a little boy's penis,

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>>734698755
>makes a roast thread
>gets sad when they actually roast him

>>734696389
Timestamp or vid of jacking off to confirm

>>734699510
if you ever get lost in the woods your nostril flares could flag down a helicopter

>>734699510
Your need for attention is only comparable to a Playboy's model. Your intelligence too

>>734699713
Not really sad, just annoyed
I love the actual roasts

>>734699343
Pubes start growing in at 10-13 yrs...lrn2anatomyfaggot...Oh wait..youre a neet homo that doesn't know anything, so that makes sense.

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>>734699510
>mfw the camwhore is too cute to be roasted but he's demanding roasts to take off his pants

Fuck you OP.

>>734699510
You're fucking cute child-faced fuck. Something something.. More dick pics.

>>734699856
Creepy pedo detected GTFO out of here weirdo

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>>734699975

>>734700096
Your statement holds no water, fag

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>>734699510
pic related

For anyone wanting a way to contact me, [email protected]

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kid dafuq u doing that shits illegal! And dont listen to internet pedos, theyre creepy

>>734691355
look like a diaper fag to me OP

>>734700130
whats Israel like? i hear it smells like shit

>>734700528
Well I am an ABDL so....

>>734700414
did you just come from the hot guys thread?

Have you tried wine. Take a deep breath and pray for some. If not then flanders it

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>>734696389

OP has a dick only his mother will ever love

>>734700728
HAH

>>734700728
doubtful.

if that kid is smart enough he's probably already fucking his classmates for years now, especially the cute male ones.

>>734700728
You're just jealous~

all the positive comments and the ones defending OP, are from OP. OP is samefagging

>>734700907
Actually I'm still a virgin

>>734700979
can't be too jealous of that flaccid boy

>>734701094
I wish, actually no I don't, I love that people think I'm cute enough to be defended

>>734701158
and just like that OP roasts himself

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me waiting for OP to camwhore more so my thirst will be quenched

>>734701249
that makes no sense, enjoy your summer school kid, you're gonna need it

>>734701158
The only chance that kid is a virgin is if he's too afraid to be seen as gay. There's absolutely ZERO reasons for him to be a virgin, I bet my left nut that there must be at least a few people drooling for his jew mutilated penis.

OP's mental illness is so rare only animals have it.

>>734701595
Actually I'm waiting till marriage for sex, and after that Id like to stay true to my wife

>>734697197
wheres the main event?

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>>734701094

>>734701886
Reveal your face, and maybe I will

>>734701886
lmao fuck get your shit together

whats up with your hair?

>>734701886
You clearly flattened your hair, like the gay samefagging nigger you are

>>734701886
>>734701984
reveal your face and dick

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>>734702090
You wish

>>734702237
i cant tell if you are asian or jew or an unholy mix of both

>>734702237
you're retarded and not very convincing, I feel the utmost pity for you. You seek validation by posting images of yourself, because you lack attention from your parents..Btw look at this thread, these are far more passable than you will ever be. >>734673774

>>734702435
I would fuck him either way.

>>734702450
I mean I'm the oldest of 7 kids so...

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>>734700130
you better wipe that smile off your face and post more ass

>>734702450
I had a better roast me thread when I asked people to complement me earlier this week XD

>>734702547

Post your brothers, they are prolly cuter.

You don't lift bro, skinny fat faggot is WEAK

>>734702504
well he is into pegging so might as well go full anal

>>734702009
Years of depression lead me to stop brushing my hair, dreads happened.

>>734702090
My hair is a good bit longer than his.

>>734702681
YOU'RE DERAILING THE THREAD
ROAST FOR DICK, THAT'S THE PLAN

>>734702681
Myself I'll post
My brothers, hell naw

>>734702665
In denial per usual for an ugly attentionwhore

>>734702776
when you gonna post that cute boy hole

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>>734702812
I like attention, what can I say
Also damn that picture looked retarded

>>734702745
i litterally never brush my hair and have no dreads or anything similar

do you not bathe either? get a hair cut

>>734702879
When I'm horny again

>>734702912
id suck those sweet nips

>>734702935
I have hair that's slightly curlier than OP's, but no where near black-people hair.

I took a shower earlier today, actually. I even used shampoo! It's almost like it's still just hair. Weird..

>>>/fit/

OP you lack dem gains, and you look like a baby fucker

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>>734698755
show ID

>>734702711
>>734703196
I do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu if that helps

Im tempted to post my ass to spice shit up

>>734703000

Start touching yourself

I like ur hair low key

>>734703229
Even I'm smart enough to know that if I did you would see my ID photo and run it through a database and find me

>>734703280
HAHAHAH YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE JOE ROGAN, EDDIE BRAVO, BRANDEN SHAUB, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ooohhhh man....You got some jokes. QUIT BEING A FLABBYFAG AND LIFT BITCH

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>>734691355

So if you had to go to a public bathroom, which one would you pick?

i hate that /b/ is a safe haven for gay faggots now and is encouraged

OP >>>/fit/41656374

Get started you cocksucking fag. Bet your uncle fucked you

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>>734703515
>sees shit i dont agree with
>instantly comment on it as if people care

>>734700591
yes

>>734703515
wtf are you even talking about? /b/ has always been this way when the camwhore is cute and underage.

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>>734703515
gays started /b/

we run this shit.. get out newfag

>>734703515
dont worry anon its safe for straight faggots like you too.

>>734703658
why do you keep posting the superman pic everywhere?

>>734703657
>>734703694
>>734703707

samefag

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>>734702182
>>734701886
Here you guys go

>>734703768
>>>734703657
>>>734703694 (You)
>>>734703707
wrong

>>734703775
thank you based OP

>>734703799
samefag

>>734703775
dump pics of him spreading his asshole if you have any.

>>734703775

More

>>734703764
cuz some people think its hot

>>734703775
Small

>>734703903
no one thinks this

leave 4chan forever

>>734703775
good shit OP. would pleasure.

>>734703967
6 1/2 inches is small?

>>734703997
no imma start another reich and everyone will be an ubermensch

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>>734703775
With that, I'm headed to bed

>>734703775

Post with belly button visible

>>734704027
That cute little penis is definitely not 6 inches. Maybe 5, but definitely not 6 1/2.

It's still cute and I would suck it nonetheless.

>>734703775
is that fully hard? also show asshole

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>>734704000
>>734703897

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>>734704316
saved to the trans trump collection

>>734704136
Your welcome m8, feel free to email me

>>734704303
keep posting OP would worship

>>734704303
good lord i could lick on that head for days

>>734704303
Well, that's a pretty convincing.

Regardless of the legitimacy, you definitely made /b/ better than it has been for the past few months for sure.

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>>734703897

>>734704483
Lemme direct you to this
>>734697661

Thought that was a nike brand hospital gown

>>734704316
>>734704409
>>734704704
Take that shit to /Pol/

>>734704618
>>734697661
how many guys have sucked you off?

>>734691355
OP's age range is from 14 to 16

>>734704790
0
Except for toys I'm a virgin

OP http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/423/672/667.gif

>>734704872
He's definitely not 14. I can guarantee you that 100%.

>>734704939
Nice gif

>>734704778
Little boi, I do believe you dont know what you're talking about

Who's been saving the images I've posted...

>>734705103
Yea probably

>>734705103
How'd u know ?

>>734705296
*cough*

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Here it is

>>734705296
welllll

>>734705434
finger your hole OP

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>>734705434
OP is definitely improving the quality of this board.

>>734705514
That doesn't even rhyme

>>734705434
tasty!

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ME WHEN I SEE THE JEW

>>734705434
lol fuck that's the blurriest pic possible retake it

and very nice i figured it would be mega hairy

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>>734705562
How about this instead~

>>734705660
Nah, I keep it shaved it feels better

>>734705712
perfect

proceed

>>734705654
wow that's totally hot
>>734705712
even HOTTER

>>734705712
fucking diamonds

Could we stop giving a fifteen year old attention? I know he probably got molested or just went unnoticed as a child and now craves to feel import here but meh could we just stop?

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>>734705712
I like where this is going

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>>734705856
>>734705769
>>734705770

>>734705994
fucking diamonds

>>734705994
absolute sex

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>>734705994
o ye

>>734705994
Belly button and dick!

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>mfw I realize OP is a molested child victim and is whoring self for attention..Im gonna keep posting gore

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I love how the kid posts "nice" comments about him even tho everybody clearly understood it was him
>>734699173

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>>734691355

>>>/w/hat-the-fuck-did-you-just-say-to-me-you-little-bitch

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>>734706147
That good?

Any last requests?

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>>734706409
aw yeah boi

+10 internets to you, sir.

>>734706409
how close of a pic can you get to you hole (one that isnt super blurry?)

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Op is a child abuse victim

>>734706668
apparently so were (you)

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>>734706628
Lemme see

>>734706668
No I wasn't

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>>734706732
im not the one samefagging compliments and posting tiny dick pics :)

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>>734706746
veeery interesting...

>>734706746
top teir thanks OP

>>734706832
sure, gore is fine, though.

i bet there's a rekt thread somewhere here, too

>>734706872
My camera sucks

>>734706832
nope instead your just same fagging and posting shit tier gore.

hopefully one day the doctors will drain all that water from your head

Okay. I'm going to bed, any last requests before that?

>>734707048
you might not be horny enough but i think cum is the only thing we haven covered

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>>734707034
youre too young and retarded to know the definition of samefagging

>>734707164
I know what it is, you are a prime definition of it

Cum

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>>734707214
Nah you don't, try harder with a comeback little one. Bet your uncle still molests you

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>>734706968
I can name a few other things I would suck after seeing those pics, I tell you that much.

>>734707048
you did good OP. Cum would be nice

>>734707127
>>734707228
If enough people email me I'll do another thread with that, email [email protected]

You look like shia labeouf from Nymphomaniac raped shia labeouf from Holes then shit out a sperm covered shia labeouf turd baby.

>>734707164
and youre to fat and slack jawwed to not be a retard funny how the world works

>>734707353
what are we supposed to email you?

>>734707483
If you want~

>>734707330
jokes on you my uncle is hot and i wish hed molest me

>>734707523
Plz no, that wasn't me ;-;

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>>734707418
PAHAHA, man your trash talkn game is piss poor...hmm..the kindergarten tactics doesnt work here, . Ask your uncle what good comebacks you should say to cool people over the internet (:

>>734707522
no like what content do you want us to email you?

>>734691355
Are you a boy who looks like a girl, or are you a girl who looks like a boy? Either way, you're obviously not old enough to be here.

Where are your parents? Do they know you're on 4chan's /b/, /b/ing (or pretending to /b/--or have) a dick?

>>734707483
>>734707418
>>734707571
>>734707523
>>734707522
samefag

>>734707580
That last guy who responded wasn't OP, I'm OP, my uncle's are nice guys, and my father would kill any of them if they laid a finger on me

>>734707571
There's too much cancer ITT already, anon.

It was a nice thread, btw. You're a good kid.

>>734707580
>comebacks you should say to cool people over the internet (:
I wish your high school bullies did a better job

>>734696389
Lmao you're pubes exactly like your hair

>>734692823
Flat-chested for a girl. What are you, nine?

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OP's face when called out for samefagging

>>734707643
>>>734707483 (You)
>>>734707418 (You)
>>>734707571
>>>734707523 (You)
>>>734707522
>samefag
nice try

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>>734707643
Nope

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lol i was going to post a gore pic but this is better

OP you dont know how anything works

>>734693634
WOW! That's a hairy pussy for a 12-year-old!

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>>734707958
only one of those were me hahah

>>734694125
LOOK OUT! IT'S A TRAP!

>>734707628
Whatever you want, flirts, porn I don't core

>>734695047
Big clit for a 12-year-old, too.

>>734693326
Choices choices.

this thread spirals more out of control every second

Night y'all
Email me

>>734702776
Oh well I am out.

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No will, you delusional faggot
>>734708327

>>734708270
there are like 4 cancerposters derailing it.

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>>734708372
Awhhh, po wittle babby is mad

thread should of been deleted a long time ago for CP violation

>>734708601
>twinks are now CP

stop the meme i want to get off