What's your excuse?

I like to eat...to drink...aaand netflix.

>>734235805
I'm a piece of shit that doesn't want to better myself and die earlier than you.

>>734235805
I don't have the proper equipment, the motivation needed, or steroids to help out the exercise I actually do

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>>734235805
What's your excuse to fail at photoshop?

>>734235805
Why do I need an excuse to not want to live 3/4 of my waking life training.

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>>734236069

>>734235805
I like having my testicles bigger than the size of hazelnuts, also I don't like back acne

>>734235805
I think that looks grotesque and my girlfriend finds no attraction to such a physique. Why would I focus so much attention and effort on something neither of us want?

I am healthy and active enough for doctors to consider me a waste of their time.

>>734235805
I want to be able to move around.

>>734235805
HGH and test injections are bad for your health

not enough motivation, i think that speaks for itself

>>734235805
I have a job and wife, can't afford the upkeep time wise.

>>734236470
>and my girlfriend finds no attraction to such a physique

Like 90% of women will say that but then as soon as a jacked dude shows them attention they are frothing at the gash.

Women claiming not to be attracted to muscular physiques are like neckbeards criticizing 9/10s on the internet. They're making themselves feel better about the unobtainable, and making their less attractive partners feel like they were specifically chosen rather than settled for.

Go ahead, tell us how she's different. She's special. Not like the others. We all need a good laugh.

>>734235805
because i enjoy lifting the natural way

hard work, no shortcuts.

your ballon muscles will inflate at some point anyway

>>734235805
im cute

>>734237080
this

>>734237032
women like otter mode anything more than that is just completely wasted on them. Honestly a pretty face and not being fat will get you father with women then a 6 pack. I've noticed smarter women prefer more spindly men though.

>>734237032
but she is different, special and not like the others

>>734235805
no excuse really. I started to work out and diet like crazy, but the rapid weight loss caused me to get gallstones. I got laparoscopic gallbladder removal surgery last january, and I haven't been the same since. lose weight safely bois. im still in pain to this day.

>>734235805
I'm buff. Gym for two hours everyday. However I'm not a /fit faggot so I don't post pictures of myself on the internet.

i'm a fat piece of shit.

really... i'm 125 kg and not the buff ones. It's mostly fat. But I have some dieting behind me and all I can say is.... it's fucking boring and hard to manage.

You know what? I think these guys think it's fun to lift, do sports and such. For me, it's a chore.

It's like doing the dishes. You can do it today but it seems to be okay if you start tomorrow. And what do you know, huge pile of dishes. Thats my problem. I never felt much engagemant in doing sports.

I'm a fucking loser. Also I'm drunk and maybe overreacting a little...

>>734235805
I'm not an insecure faggot obsessed with having a "perfect body"

>>734235805
Uhhhhhh... photoshop machine broke.

>>734235805
i have better things to do with my life

>>734235805
for what? for beeing a doped unnatural muscle monster?

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>>734235805
lul

>>734235805

I have a more interesting life than working out 5 hours a day and basing the rest of my day on eating and sleeping cycles

>>734235805
food is too tasty and is the one remaining good thing in my life.
i look forward to my next takeout like most people do a holiday...i'll think about it constantly until it's in my face and then i'll start thinking about next weeks

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>>734237516
>I'm buff

>>734235805
I can't score any anastrazole.

>>734236478
True dat

>>734235805
>what's your excuse
I do not want to look like a condom filled with rocks.
I wouldnt enjoy training like that because it would make me look like something i dont want to look like.
Im not fucking gay.
I enjoy a pizza once every four hours.

>>734235805
I don't have photoshop.

>>734237415

Total bullshit, I'm afraid to tell you. While I'm nowhere near as built as the photoshopped photo OP posted, I'm shredded enough to whore myself out as one of those naked butlers where I work hen parties wearing just an apron, cuffs and a collar and bow tie.

Work this job and within a month you'll never trust a woman again. The brides to be might talk about how they love their husband to be and his shitty dad bod, but maybe 4 times out of 5 if I fancied fucking the bride to be, I managed it.

To get a body like that you have to work out minimally 3 hours a day on average.

1095 hours a year
32,850 hours in 30 years
so out of 30 years a solid 3.75 of those years would be spent "working out"

I would also have to eat about 3-4 times as much food (taking up a much bigger foot print on the eco system will all need) and that's time I could have been learning things and being productive.

Hell in that much time I could learn 5 languages, the piano, guitar, and watch a few thousand movies.

While it is impressive, it's not me.

>>734237892
Literally just got home from the gym. I'm a big build. Play rugby.

Is that so unbelievable?

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>>734238040
>On /b/
>Says he's "shredded"

>>734238274

Yep, have the time for a full time job, a part time job, working out, AND to be on /b/. As OP asked, what's your excuse?

>>734237826
Still more alpha than you

>>734238416
>to be on /b/

That is the question.

>>734235805
dude has really small head lmao

whats his IQ?


and as a matter of fact I lift - 92 kg lean. get to my level, bitch, then talk.

>>734238436
photo still has a ton of work i.e; contrast filters, shop'd veins, etc.

>>734235805
Don't want to take steroids.

>>734238249
1.Yes
2.Pics or it didn't happen (w/timestamp)
3. You don't have to get "buff". Hell at basic we ran everyday all day an got ripped as shit but of course got fat again after

>>734238436
This.

>>734238040
we call them chip & dale dancers (that's their trademark aesthetic) and they're almost exclusively otters modes. You're also dealing with women not a solitary woman all mobs and crowds have a sort of momentum and people commit acts as part of group they would not otherwise because the crowd either expects it or it's become permissible it's part of life. It has little to do with you. You could be a 6/10 dad bodder but if you're the subject of attention for a crowd of women drunk on fuzzy navels and champagne in a closed off environment you can bet you're gonna get your dick sucked.

>>734235805
Oh cool now he can fap to himself?
Or maybe put his penis in a really nice hole?

What's the fucking point? It's kind of cringy asf if you think about it.. I can make a girl realize I have good genetics without the struggle.

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>>734238416
>On /b/
>Claims to be shredded
>Doesn't back it up with evidence
>Try harder summerfag

>>734237032
>>734237415
At least 90% of women do like otters more than jacked dudes.
I've just looked it up, on Facebook, there is Nick Bateman with ~4 million likes and Lazar Angelov with 13 million likes. Bateman is otter and Angelov is jacked.
Guess what? 20 of my friends like Bateman's page, 19 are female. 8 of my friends like Angelov's page, 7 are male. Scientifically proven, bitches.

>>734238436
alpha =/= lifting heavy stuff all day to prove to the world I'm worth something

>>734235805
I don't wanna be muscular because I'm a sissy who wants to blow guys like that

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>>734238723
You seem desperate to rationalize your unfaltering body.

>>734239153
I hope you get hit by a bus and live

>>734239197
I listen to a lot of body builders and they all laugh at how much editing goes into those pic's.. I'm not even getting started on the roids and the early death from that life style.

>>734239148
I agree. He's still more alpha than you.

>>734235805
Spoiler: Only other dudes and chicks that lift will be into him

and he wasted away his glory days lifting kek

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>>734239418
>I listen to a lot of body builders

Really? Do you stand next to them while they're working out in the gym?

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>>734238903

Just googled it and would mot call this otter mode.

While my uniform is sort of similar, it's not a big stage act that I do. It's being a butler for a private party most of the time. Girls are actually shy as fuck when I first walk in. If they're young that is - the older ones aren't fazed at all and just get stuck in. My charm and personality plays a massive role into getting them loosened up, to have fun, to feel comfortable when it comes to talking to the hot ones and (if I'm in the mood) to fuck them later.

Your claim that it has little to do with me or my looks is pretty ridiculous.

>>734239626
youtube videoes, I got a gym at my house fucboi

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>>734239148

>>734239068

>on /b/
>insanely jealous of ripped guys
>could do something about it and go to the gym
>posts shitty postage stamp sized reaction images instead

What are you doing with your life?

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>>734235805
Now he can get fucked in the ass whenever he wants.

>>734235805
I have a lot more going for me than my body... and I'm lazy and don't give a fuck what others think.

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>>734239148
Then what's your excuse?

>>734239659
you're the only man in a all female environment. It's taking candy from a baby a retard could do your job and most often do.

im an endomorph

Just joined the USMC as an 0311 wbu betacuck with no evidence to support his supposed "shredded body".

>>734239068
at the end of the day it doesn't really matter if he is shredded or not. just know that there are people on /b/ who are shredded

>>734235805
Rather be smart than built - fully. Bunch of dudes that lift are called meatheads for a reason. Being smart is the money maker.

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>>734235805
Genetics

>>734240103
ya ever seen a /fit/ meet up they're almost all skeleton modes with crew cuts? It's like /fa/ heard and came to score some penis then decided they wanted to stay.

>>734240072
>>734239864
Sorry faggot that was for you

>>734240011

I'm a man being INVITED into an all female environment. You think they'd let anybody in?

But the job is pretty easy for me. Get paid shitloads with pretty much no effort on my part. Would consider full time but my career in civil engineering is really taking off and think I'll have my own company soon enough where I don't need to watch my diet as closely.

>>734240072
>0311
>thinks he's alpha
enjoy the red jeep and/or mustang and fat wife fucking boot

>>734235805
Diarrhea

>>734238228
truth is, you wont learn piano, guitar any other language and will still be a fat fuck

OP is so desperate, that he photoshops himself onto a body he will never achieve... and asks us what our excuse is? Lack of photoshop skills Iguess. But I saved some lifes in my time so I guess that is more substantial than a photoshoped body. But what do I know, amirite?

>>734239990
reason =/= excuse

I'm big enough and strong enough
I got better things to do
I get pussy when I want
I don't want my heart to blow out at 55 or 22 like Zyzz
I don't want to take roids and have the laundry list of side effects

I could go on and on, there are hundreds of reasons not to and like maybe 3 reasons to do to it.

What's you excuse for being a chode?

>>734240449
they're hiring you.
I bet most of the time they don't even look through a catalog they just call the agency and say "send over a stripper in a suit""

>>734240392

Would you like a timestamped photo? I'm really not the sort of arrogant douche that you like to think all shredded guys are - I really hate for you to squirm around in jealousy. I could give you starter tips instead?

>>734235805
Cool now he can take nice pictures? dafuq

>>734240720

In those cases they haven't specifically chosen me, you don't think the agency has any standards on who they hire? Come on, man.

>>734240526
>I'm sorry Im not a filthy unhygienic fatbody
>Enjoy the shitty life ahead you bud
You are the guy who probably got DQd at MEPS or failed the ASVAB

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Everyone in here is pathetic trying to prove anything to anybody on an anime based imageboard

>>734240954
I think they realize that people getting paid that much will do everything they can to keep their job

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>>734240780
If you are "shredded" then by all means prove it. It's a very simple concept

>>734241168

Uh...what's your point, caller?

>>734241134
and here I was thinking this Mongolian suicide hotline was a bit frictional

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>>734241134
>manlet

>>734241351
6'2"

i'm a manlet plus i got an ugly face. Having muscles isn't gonna get me laid any more than a fat bitch wearing lipstick would.

>>734240348
are you trying to convince yourself it's ok to not improve yourself? because that's what it seems like

>>734241432
then take a better pic, your bed is coming up to your waste in that pic
you look about 4' 8"

>>734235805
That body is genetic.
Not everyone can have it.

inb4 fat.

Im a construction worker and eat healthy. Im lean and have them muscle veins all over but you gotta be born with the frame in pic related, then work out, mang.

>>734241558
in what possible shape or form could I be implying that?

>>734241594
No thanks

>>734235805
I like freetime. I'm fit, but that's some serious devotion.

>>>>/fit/
we don't take kindly to you body dysmorphic disorder folk around here

>>734235805
Head/body ratio is more even.

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>>734241244

Alright then. Please remember the "hurr durr ur nut shreded!!" comments aren't very effective as I make a load of money off this bod.

You could take the piss out of me for being Scottish and writing the date in the correct order though.

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>>734241594
I'll entertain this though cause midgets don't wear size 13 shoes

>>734242335
They can if they want. No one is stopping them.

>>734242201
Jesus fucking Christ your obliques are bigger than your pecs lmao

>>734242385
True...true

>>734242201
sub-otter good start though start last year?

I'm gay and autistic

>>734242201
Gyno

>>734242802
/fit/ is the perfect board for you then

>>734236070
>an hour a day, 4 days a week
>dae not have time to work out?

>>734237032
>frothing at the gash
kek

>>734235805
I'm lazy.

>>734235805
I'm 1.65

>>734243255
Your excuse is literally the reason why you SHOULD fucking be lifting. What a salty little pussy, anon.

>>734235805
Id rather be el naturelle... roids are for idiots. Enjoy your tiny nuts.

>>734242980
if you include the dressing, driving/running there, signing in, the warm up, stretching and resting between, changing cloths and the shower after it's more like 2 1/2 hours
if you include all the time i have to go places where it's okay to be shirtless so I can seek validation from strangers. Gets close to 10 hours