What's the best sex toy for men?

>>733043632
Women

>>733043632
Define best

>>733043677
What are you? Gay?

>>733043632
his dick

restraints

>>733043632
This picture is fucking hilarious. It's an advertisement for a butt toy and this dude's posing like a poetic olympian

A moot

I'm gonna get a plug after my next pay.

tail or no?

Your mother

>>733045799
No

>>733045799
That's a matter of choice. Tails are mostly aesthetic so you have to ask yourself if you find that kind of thing attractive. The biggest sexual organ in the human body is the brain- if you think the tail will turn you on more than having no tail, i say go for it.

>>733043721
You're just jealous of my dubs

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Bigass dragon dildos

>>733045966
my bf's into it more than me, getting it would be more for him than anything.
The idea was cringey at first but it's not like it's in public.
I'm probably going to go with no after all.

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>>733046205

>>733043632
A hostage chained up in the basement.

>>733046315
or I'll get two

gif got me

>>733043677
FPBP

>>733043677
/thread

>>733045966
>The biggest sexual organ in the human body is the brain
You've obviously never seen muh dik

A daughter that knows how to keep her mouth shut...

>>733046687
True. Just as Trump.

>>733043677

Came here to post this

/thread

a 62 year old boy tied up in your basement and you can have full access to his butthole.

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>>733043632
>What's the best sex toy for men?

a mini-human

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Enema

>>733043632
A silver dollar. Figure it out anon.

>>733043677
LOL

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spend 22 years only attracted to females

>3 weeks of 0 erections with the key to the cage on her anklet


>lick her pussy every night, previously 1-2 times a week
>massage her feet every night
>suck her toes every night
>she paints your toes, previously never
>you wear panties, previously never
>uses a strap on, on your virgin ass, previously never

2 months with no erections, not allowed to cum in her pussy

>wear make up along with your painted toes
>spend a night in bed restraints while she spends a night with a coworker
>mmf where you suck her coworker's penis before he fucks her while your little penis strains in its chastity cage so horny thinking about her getting fucked
>lick his cum from her pussy while she reaches her long legs and feet around to tease your caged cock during "cleanup"


name another sex toy that can do this to a male...

>>733050093
I think i just came in my cage

>>733043632
attack helicopter

>>733050093

>her
>her
>her

>suck cock

the only thing caged is your blatant homosexuality faggot, just get rid of the woman entirely

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>>733043632
Yo mama

>>733046580
in comparison to your brain, maybe...

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>>733043677
FBBP

>>733046687
No.
A daughter that knows how to open her throat. You can deepthroat one like that.

A daughter that knows how to keep her mouth shut is only good for sneaking into her room and barely touching a big fat bead of precum to her lips and then glazing them like lip gloss by moving the thin attached string of precum back and forth.

Either one has its merits, but one is obviously better than the other.

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>>733045799

As in a puppy tail?

>>733052495
roll

>>733043677
KEK

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>>733043632
Sounding is alot of fun and feels so good.
Use lots of lube and always use clean toys that are designed for sounding and don't ever force anything.
No cleaning or fuss compared to butt stuff.

>>733052495
roll

>>733052495
Rollo

>>733052495
k

>>733052495
rolin'

>>733052495
roll

>>733052495
Rolling

Are there any good anal vibrators that i can comfortably sit and play video games with, while it throbs against my prostate?

Anyone use a suction base dildo? Been wanting to fuck my butt but not be too gay about it. Figured I'd pop it in the shower. And what length is best?

>>733052495
rell

>>733052495
>>733053690
Also, fuck yes! Winrar

>>733053023
My dick is so confused right now

>>733043677
This

>>733052495
Rollin

>>733043677
>having sex with women
that's a bit gay lad

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im a big fan of sex dolls

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I guess we're all rolling now

>>733052495
ayy

>>733052495
roil

>>733054273
hot

>>733048097
>a mini-human
MODS

>>733052495
Rollin

>>733052495
Re roll

>>733052495
röllen

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Diy

>>733052495
fesfses

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>>733054478
thanks i got a few more

>>733043677
This.

>>733052495
And roll

>>733052495
roli

>>733052495
...

>>733054799
wtf dude, that's the navel !!

>>733043632
Lips

>>733055033
gimme sum belly button lovin

>>733054751
I don't feel like this is normal for a dick to bend tht much

>>733050093
>22 years attracted to females
>22 years lying to yourself
>22 years of waiting to suck a cock

>>733052495
Rollol

>>733052495
ruling

>>733055588
re

>>733055100
Had a bf who could do that. Weirdest dp I've ever done...

>>733052495
roll

>>733050093
cuck

>>733052495
rawl

>>733052495
Which heathen created that chart?
>All these retarded Americunt names on pure 2d waifus
0/10 would not roll on

>>733052495
Fooken laser sights

>>733043677
Checked

>>733057114
Reroll

>>733043632
Butt plugs are awesome, turned my cumshots into cumblasts. I like being a deviant.

>>733043632
The erect penis of another HOT MAN

>>733052495
memes

>>733043632
how does that thing even work? why does it have a handle. it looks like it goes in your ass and someone can carry you around like a suitcase. I have a thing that looks like that and I use it to carry grocery bags into my house

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>>733043677
/thread

>>733058244

you're a fucking faggot

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>>733058280
>faggot

>>733058501

lmao epic meme dude hahaha LOL :D

>>733052495

Curious..

>>733054600
rollinggggg

>>733052249

damn, beat me to it

>>733043632
a vagina

>>733050093
this

>>733058501
Truth, but being on /b/ awards you both faggot status.

>>733050093
enjoy aids

>>733052495
rolling for trap

>>733052495
reroll

9+654123465132

>>733054585
you should stay on 9gag bro

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>>733043632

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>>733060182

the chastity cage, nothing else can even come close to changing a male's life so much. literally within weeks a sadistic male or female can change a normal male into a sissy femdom with dyed hair and painted toes begging for anal sex all because this device clamps down and prevents their erections and punishes their balls when they try to get hard. The "toy" makes it hurt for you to be a man...

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>>733060507

more evidence of the chastity cage at work

>>733052495
å

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>>733060743

>turns a male's penis into a "clitty"
>shaved in fishnets
>wears slutty girl's fishnets
>ankle cuffd
>painted cuffs
>fucks "his former self"now like a girl

best sex toy coming through

>>733052495
proll

>>733052495
owo

>>733052495
rwal

>>733043632
>>>/lgbt/ ask them

Or kill yourself you retarded faggot

>>733052495
Trips get

>>733052495
Roll

>>733043632
my hand has the best skills

>>733043632
If straight your mom. If gay OP

>>733052888
trips of truth

>>733063239
>>733333333

Women

>>733052495
ROLL

>>733063817
FUUUUUUUU