Get it off your chest!

Lost my job 2 weeks ago and have nothing going for me in life so I have decided to off myself this coming weekend

>>731782276
I have two girlfriends and I've been doing it for a year...I've been living two lives and I'm tired but I dunno how to end it!

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>>731782276
I never learned to read

>>731782464
why not just get another job?

>>731782464
Do it

>>731782702
The job market is in the shitter I probably will not be able to find anything anytime soon.
I will also lose my house in the coming week I dont know what to do

I'm bored and I'm sick of smoking weed and always eating out.
I broke it off with the 2nd girl but she kept me busy and wasn't a drain on the wallet

>>731782473
I'm in a similar boat. Just end it with 1 keep the other one.
Dunno if one matters more than the other

I never got a chance to tell her that she made my miserable life happy. That before i met her i was a goddamned statue and her laugh, her voice, and her being just turned me back into a human. Turned me back into a thing that i forgot i was supposed to be. No one is ever meant to be callous their entire life.When you meet someone so full of life it shocks the hell out of you. You realize that you aren't as happy as you should be. A joyous and radiant life makes you realize that life shouldn't be an upwards struggle. It should be lived and enjoyed and experienced. Who poisoned our world?

>>731782276

I wish I were never born.

>>731782464
What do you do for a livng?

Stuck in a 10 year relationship at 25. Dont know how to leave or be single

>>731782276

"I'm not even looking for a job right now"

i loved the ending of the new samurai jack episode
i saw 5 hours ago and i still cant get rid of this smile
:)

I wish I never came to this planet.

>>731785357


Dump him and stop being dependent on others

fucking kik threads on /b/ are the ultimare fucking cancer

If there was No one in the office other than my hot 25 year old boss and me, i would rape the fuck out of her.

I am sexually attracted to 12 year old boys

My power cord for xbox just broke, to poor to buy a new one, now i have nothing to live for. feel like going to the city and bashing homeless people

>>731786005

"I'm 15 year old and I just discovered American psycho angst"

Why don't you have anything to live for?

>>731786150
Nah bro just a poor uni student, I hate the movie

>>731785519
Sounds like she is a crazy bitch, making connections where there are none.

>>731786263

Sorry to hear it. But if lack of funds is the main issue that is something that can always change. What are you studying?

>>731782276
i want to give a teenage runaway free room and board and pound the fuck out of them erryday

boy or girl, don't care.

piss bottle tipped over and killed my computers psu, taking mobo with it... I fucking hate everything right now, 220$ down the drain to get the fucking replacements... pics can be provided for the prove but only have phone now and too lazy to do it w/o reason

>>731782276
hitler did nothing wrong

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I just need an old man to fuck my brains out and treat me like a total skank. beat the shit out of me and cum guzzle force me. yup. thats what i want. fuck me
or fuck! BETTER YET two guys that will fuck eachother while i fuck them and beat the shit out of them.... yea.... better idea.

>>731785628
>>731785734
it's perfectly natural to be attracted to pubescents. 12-13 is definitely the floor though. beyond that you are entering pedo territory.

the middle schoolers with little buds are the best tho.

>>731786407
i want to say this is sarcasm, but i feel the same way. please kill me now i dont want to pive anymore

I like cartoon horses

>>731786474
well just find a legal girl with a-cups

or live and suffer as i do. SURVIVE.

>>731782276
My life is pathetic, I'm lonely, got no friends, was bullied all my life, i've got absolutley 0 social skills I cant even watch people in the eye as they talk to me, I dont have a job, I had pretty much only had F, E and - when I completed school, I also dropped out of the swedish equivalent of collage and my relationship with my father and his son is pretty much nonexistant.
I live off of the tax payers, i've got no motivation and aspirations in my life.
All i've got is my hatred and resentment for humans.
The past few years I have been constantly been obsessed with thoughts of killing, torturing and humiliating everyone that has wronged me.
I have come to the realization that I will never succeed in life, before I die I want to be remembered either by doing something good or horrific, I will never achive the former which has led me to make preperations for slaughtering my old school mates on a reunion. I will take great pleasure in psychologically fuck them before I kill them off one by one and spare a couple to live with the experience of seeing their entire class wiped the fuck out.
Though this will be manny years from now I will need to make preperations starting to better my life in order to achive my end goal, it'll be impossible in my current sutiation.

My life will go nowhere and i'll just die alone and a nobody so why not end it on a high note by being the most infamous person in my contry? It dosent sound so bad if you ask me.

>>731782276
If i literally just vanish from america and go anywhere else, i would in a heartbeat. It's better than killing myself here.

>>731786346
true

>>731782276
When I caught my babysitter putting in a porn and getting off on my nanny cam, I used to watch it. I filmed her a few times. When I figured out she was getting off on my home made porn of me and ex wife, I showed her the nanny cam footage to blackmail her into fucking me. First time I fucked a 14 year old since I was near that age. I "employed" her for another 6 years until she left for college. And, no, I won't post any pics. It was all VHS. Nothing I have in the way of pics is digital.

I wanna fuck my friends girlfriend in the ass so much i just want to pin her and fuck her hard even if she fought against it i need help..fml

>>731786315
You got what you deserve for having a piss bottle.

I love life a lot. I like that there are stupid people for me to piss on and rich people for me to envy and love the fact that women are so simple minded and easy to manipulate. Everything is going great for me, but every time I say it people show up trying to tell me that I;m not right, which is a bummer. I would kill those people.

>>731786593
>looks around room filled with emtpy booze bottles, trash and piss bottles
door number 2 please

>>731786618

How old are you?

>>731782473
Flip a coin.

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>>731782276
I'm not a kissless guy.... Actually, I'm a kissless broom

>>731786876
21

>>731785357
If you're a guy. Being single is a lot of hard work. You might even miss her. There's a reason why you haven't done it yet.

If you're a grill; You're fine. All you need to do is open your legs and you have whatever you want.

>>731782276
I hate my family, especially my mum. Wish they'd die or atleast I weren't born
t. Raised in 9 person household

Can't decide what to do for school next year. It seems like no matter what I'm just going to hate college, and I know I'm the problem.

It's between going back to my first school, staying at this school I just transferred to this semester, and transferring to one of two other schools, but I know having 3 transcripts can't look good.

I just want to graduate and go to grad school because at least hating life is warranted there.

I sent pictures of my dick to a gay dude today and i'm not even gay I was just bored

>>731786934

Everything will be fine. You are still very young. You can easily improve yourself, turn your life around and be happy. But the more you wallow in self pity and hatred, the more depressed you will be, time will go on and before you know it you'll be 30 and collecting welfare eating stale cheetos for dinner. I am serious, stop coming to /b/, start working out, stop being afraid of failure, develop social skills, go to school for something and find a career. If you give up so easily you will never achieve anything. There are people who have gotten F's in university who still work hard enough to get into medical/law/dental school. I'm serious, just start now before it's too late.

>>731782635
How the fuck can you write then?

>>731787060
Got you beat. I aged out of foster care after I was taken from my abusive family then moved from one shit tier foster family after another. Before I was taken away, I was the father of my sister's kid because she thought riding her 12 year old brother since he was 9 had no chance of knocking her up. She did it to clear her head of dad using her as a fuck toy and punching bag when mom died from "falling down the stairs." Feel better now?

I've been held back all my life by my parents. I just know it, once I move out I'm going to fuck myself over and somehow be a boislut.

Me and my sister moved in together since she lost her apartment in a fire (was just gonna be temporary ) but it's been 7 months and we are slowly "evolving" into a real couple..
She walks naked from the shower to her room, we snuggle on the couch every night and a few nights ago we even kissed while watching a movie.
I have slowly been accepting the fact that I'm deeply in love with my sister.
That's about it.

>>731787213
Sorry to hear that, mine were broke, abusive and scummy. I was never allowed to have freedom (no friends or social life), never did drugs or anything normal. So I felt really awful

>>731787394
Does she feel the same way about you?

>>731787393
That's a bit much, rebelling by being a fag isn't right

>>731787492
>Does she feel the same way about you?
Pretty much yeah. Which makes everything even harder. I mean what the hell am I supposed to do?
If we actually end up a couple we would have to move so the rest of our family doesn't find out..
And I'm tempted to do so.

>>731787456
Do like I do, learn to laugh at how shitty life is. I wasn't replying for sympathy. Look on the lighter side. Here's a starter, start watching dark comedies and see how much your life is a dark comedy. I mean, sure, having that attitude since I was a kid dubbed me the nickname "laughing boy" and makes me seem nuts (I keep telling them I am not), but at least I am not dwelling in the garbage pulling me down. I learned to make life fun and laugh at the horrible stuff. Sure, I got a "sick" sense of humor but you should give it a go. Once you learn to laugh and smile at it, it gets not only easier but often fun. Also, with many things in decision making ask yourself "Where's the fun?" Give it a try, you got nothing to loose, friend-o. ;)

im thinking of selling drugs to fund some shit because im broke but scared if no one tries to pay and i kill someone because my dignity said so

>>731787541
beating up your son and locking him in the bathroom for half an hour isnt right, but they still did it.
>remember parents, abuse causes homosex

>>731787580
Do what makes you happy man.
You could move from you family and say you two are living together as room mates to make the rent easier to handle and get a 2nd bed, more rooms etc to make it seem you are not actually together.
But you have probably already though of this.

>>731787715
Thought*

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>>731782276
I really REALLY want to live with my waifu, you know, to feel her existence, to know that this love that I feel isn't just another bad dream...

Life is awesome. There's so much to enjoy, so many places to visit and people to meet.

>>731787715
Yeah, I've thought of all of it.
My sis want's to buy a cabin/house about an hour from here out in the countryside.
I can afford it no problems but it's a huge fucking leap. I mean it will go from some silly "relationship" to a real life together.
Our mom and dad doesn't think it's weird living together (as brother and sister, nothing else) since she had no choice but buying a home together might be hard to explain.
But even then I have a "plan" figured out. .
She's a botanist and having land to grow on would be perfect. And a good reason since she can't afford it her self.
Fuck..
And we are going to Italy on vacation in two weeks. Will be the first time we can be our self in public. Guess I will make my choice after that.

わたし わ ばっか です

>>731787984
Have actually had sex yet?

>>731787984
Hope it works out for you man

>>731785126
We poison our own worlds, friend. This sounds a lot like me.

>>731788065
>Have actually had sex yet?
Pretty much done everything besides had actual intercourse, mostly because of me.
I mean kissing, touching etc. She even masturbated in the couch with me there trying to get me going. And don't get me wrong, I want nothing else but the fear of what may happen after has stopped me.
But as I said, going to Italy soon. Oh boy. We'll see what happens.

>>731787607
Cheers, I'll look into them

>>731785921
>I am sexually attracted to 12 year old boys

TooOld.jpg

>>731788220
Cheerio buddy, my work is done here.

>>731782823
I'm no newfag but r/finance have helped many people in your situation

>>731786762
>First time I fucked a 14 year old since I was near that age.
How old were you at the time?

>>731788215
Looking away from modern day dogmas and taboos sex between brothers and sisters is nothing unusual in history.
It may not be the best for having kids but bro/sis relationships have been around for ever.
So don't feel bad about it, you are not hurting anyone. Do what your heart tells you.

>>731788286
why not >>>/biz/

>>731788359
26. My kid was 4.

>>731788467
That's hot. Was she a virgin?

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I just let my 70 year old neighbor give me my first blowjob. He made me cum like a fountain. But I fucking regret it

>>731787193
Reading and writing are two different things.
I can read Japanese but I can't write any.

>>731788642
I doubt it. No hymen. Tight as hell though. It only took a week for my not needing to blackmail her for the sex, she just gave it up when my kid was asleep and I was home, or we were parked somewhere. I forgot how hot teen sex was until then.

>>731788742
so you're the shitposting master, you write absolute shit, then hope it makes sense somehow..by blind luck

I am an adult in stasis. I have a steady job and good level of education letting me not worry about my financial situation for the future, yet the rest of my life seems bleak to me.
I have nearly no friends, pretty much never go out. I am desperate to the point where I feel interested in any non-morbidly obese girl that would merely smile at me.
There is a lot to enjoy in life yet I can't get into it. Whenever I try to read I get lost in my depressive thoughts. Whenever I want to learn something I just give up after a while and end up playing video games.
I contemplate suicide and yet know very well it would only to call for other people's attention on my pain.
And for all this I have no one to blame but myself really.

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I'm a hermaphrodite

>>731788891
what is your gender pref?

I want my niece to suck my dick, but she's 13 or 14 now. (don't know exactly).

My first time having sex was a little fucked up.
I was 17, she was 13...
I used to babysit her and her brother back in the 90's.
Shit happened.
And she's married to one of my best friends now almost 25 years later..

>>731789079
You are how old and whats your relation to your sister or brother like?

>>731789138
32 and she's my sisters daughter. Only see them twice a year or something, so it wouldn't really matter.

I'll be 28 on Tuesday and I've never had sex, and the only relationships I've been in are long distance with chicks I've met on the internet. I'll probably kill myself within the next few years.

Once fucked my buddy in the ass with my gf watching and masturbating while we were all high as fuck on ecstasy..
And in a shopping mall toilet of all places..
I'm still dating her and go hunting with my buddy all the time.

sucked cock twice, but I'm not gay

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>>731789432
Well buhu, 33 here and a fucking wizard..
Closest I have come to sex is being a creep and touching a blacked-out drunk chick once and squeezing a few tits while drunk..
Just jack off and get over it.

>>731789447
>sucked cock twice, but I'm not gay
It's like a fetish to me even though I don't find men attractive at all besides cocks.
Pretty much sucked off all my friends when we were between 13-17 years old, given random blowjobs in bars and even "dated" a twink once just so I could suck his dick daily. My wife has watched me do it a few times as well.

What the fuck was the point in contacting me out of nowhere, only to complain about your ex to me like I'm supposed to give a shit? We hardly ever talk and when we do it's always short, awkward conversations, so I don't get why you decided to call me about it. It was weird talking to you for the first time in 6 years, but it was good to hear from you even through the timing was shit. You sound different, it was like I was talking to a stranger. I don't know what the hell you want from me at this poiint but I kinda wish you called a couple days earlier, maybe we could've hung out.

>>731789771
faggot

>>731789436
sounded like a good night then

>>731782276
Don't know how to approach women and then follow through successfully

>>731782276
I entered my neighbour's house to try her panties/string when I was 14

I'm a fat fuck who makes good money but I also look halfway decent and have been known to be a charmer.

I'm very good at finding girls with shitty self esteem and looks generally range from 5/10 -8/10.

I make them feel special... I spoil them.. eventually having them wrapped around my finger. I get any sexual favor I want and nudes all day.

And then.... I drop them without notice and block them from everything.

I have no intentions of stopping. I am currently working on a step sister that I've only met a handful of times over the past 15 years (I moved away from my hometown and lived life unlike the rest of those dead end fucks)

>>731793707
I'm also married and my wife completely supports me... even helping with some difficult ones.

>>731793775
shes a keeper ni

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>>731782276
I want to be the very best
Like noone ever was
To conquer them is my real test
To cleanse them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Expanding far and wide
Each nation to understand
The power of the reich!

I want war! gotta gas 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Ooh you're my bestfriend
In a world that must be cleansed
I want war! gotta gas 'em all
A heart so true
Our corage will pull us through

You fight me and i'll crush you
I want war!
Gotta gas 'em all
Gotta gas 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
I want war, gotta gas 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Ooh you're my bestfriend
In a world that must be cleansed
I want war! gotta gas 'em all

A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
I want war, gotta gas 'em all
gotta gas 'em all
gotta gas 'em all
gotta gas 'em all

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I'm in love with a girl who won't even talk to me, she's blocked me in several ways and in the one way she didn't, she only reads my messages but doesnt respond or block me. I don't know what i did to get and I can't let her go until I'm fully out of options. So I keep trying.. meanwhile there's another girl who's been by my side trying to help me yet I can't get a single feel for her and I've told her countless times I would if I could, but there's nothing there as much as I want it to be since it would be easier. I want to fight the pointless uphill battle until I lose apparently.

>>731793926
Im in love with a girl who was exposed on a /b/ thread years ago. Her nudes were posted public on her page by a bitter ex BF and was even tricked into sending a /b/ anon more nudes bevause he said he could help her. I used to stalk her social media even though it was private. Sometimes she would post a public post and I would see it. Finally I figured enough time passed since her exposed thread and sent a friend request and she accepted. Now I have access to all her posts and photos and I check it several times a day as if she was my woman.

>>731793822
She is mate. We both went through years of shitty relationships and shitty people and we enjoy getting back at the world for it.

>>731782276
My life is fucked and I've more or less given up.
I'm only continuing due to habit.
My ambitions have gone, I don't enjoy anything and my health is probably permanently fucked with untold side effects.
The problem is my life was pretty amazing about 4-5 years ago, and I ruined it all for a girl.
I could recover from any of the mental/psychogical/financial parts with a bit of time - but two years ago I developed a problem overnight that has ruined my endocrine system, seemingly permanently.
The doctors have no idea and don't give a shit, and so i am living like a ghost, really with no purpose.

I met a long lost cousin who used to be a coke addicted stripper. She's almost 40 now and is 5/10. Her dad (my uncle) died when she was a baby and her mother moved her across the country so we never heard from her. Quite frankly we all forgot she existed. About 5 years ago she found a family member and started reconnecting with all of us.

I personally don't care for her at all. She's nothing more than a stranger off the street to me and the majority of my family feels the same way.

However... I noticed really quick that she is dying to be accepted and loved so i started acting like I cared. She immediately clung to me. After some time age started opening up her past which included the strippomg, drug use, etc...

Every time she drinks that slut stripper comes back out. So one night i pushed the limit after she was hammered. Took about 5 mins of calling her pretty until those legs spread like butter.

She isn't good looking. She's pretty chunky. Her pussy is blown out.... But I couldn't help but to unload buckets of cum in her.

When I see her on the holidays, she clearly is ashamed. But she is weak and useless and still lays down for me like the worthless skank she is every single holiday.

38 yo virgin here.

>just not interested in my late teens
>spent my 20's really immersed in my career and hobbies; never met anyone i wanted to go steady with
>lots of dating from my mid-30's until now...want to lose my virginity more than ever but still never met someone willing to bang, still never fell in love
>6/10 looks, 2/10 social; clearly the problem is me
>will not go to a hooker
>now in my late 30's
>seems like every girl on tinder in their late 20's or 30's, no matter how much clevage they show, just want to chat or non-fwb's

feel like epic fail

I don't actually hate niggers.

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>>731782276
I really like the picture of the guy hosing the little black kid. Not because of the meme it is but because All i see is a dad cooling his kid off in the summertime with what little they have. both of them absolutely happy in what is happening in the moment.

>>731785921
I'm 19 and find 13ish boys attractive too. I wouldn't do anything serious with them though because the maturity gap is huge.