YLYL, faggots.

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U gonna post more than 1?

Epic thread guise XD

>>731322222
>pents

>>731322222
Nice quints

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One of my favorites

>>731322222
Noice

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>>731321842

>>731322604
Average trumper

>>731322260
Fuuuuuck lost

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>>731322806

>>731322222
checked

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>>731322932

>>731322239
lost

>>731322463
sauce on dat hoe?

>>731322185
Lost

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https://youtu.be/wmC7TI67l4w

>>731322563
lost

>>731323201
all that technology and the clock on that wall...

>>731322296
Lost

>>731322260
Lost and died a little

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you just lost thegame

>>731322937
This should be a feature-length film.

>>731322078
i dont get it

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>>731323228
Kekd

>>731323201
What's the joke?

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>>731322260
Don't mind Sakuya. She's just cleaning my screen since that is fucking disgusting.

>>731323134
Bump lmao

>>731323639
No idea, you sick fuck

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>>731321842

>>731323725
losssssssssst

where are banana?

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>>731324141

>>731324444
Pents and now quads

>>731323474
it's a paired image with the other one not shown

>>731324343
Fucking Jews always claiming shit was theirs first.

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>>731323455
Terminator is a robot and can't read Captchas, they nearly wiped out humanity but bad penmanship gets them every time

>>731324589
Quints, newfag. Quints.

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>>731324611
Dubious

>>731323474
Product placement

>>731324230
That must be fake...tell me its fake

>>731323474
Look at the bottom right. It's a mirror showing the tripod he used to take the picture of himself showing off all his Apple shit.

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>>731323474
That he overpays for electronics

>>731323474

he's an applefagboi, that's the joke.

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>>731325582
Not funny, just sad

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>>731324230
That poor bastard, getting any facial tattoo is almost always a bad idea but that's a doozy

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>>731324785

>>731322463
hairline and chin completely different, no chance, just a generic looking spic girl

>>731326268
I came here to laugh not feel an immense amount of rage.

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>>731326486

>>731323146
jfc I lost

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>>731325388
The look on her face is just priceless

>>731322148
underrated

>>731326268
TRIGGERED

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>>731326651

>>731326713
>>731326556
>>731326268
>only in murican schools

>>731326713
Ok now I lost

>>731324018
lost

>>731323145
lost

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>>731326713
>>731326556
>>731326268
Dear god please tell me these are faked, if not our education system is even more fucked up than I thought

>>731322456
lost

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Last one, but always looking for more

>>731327073
It's fucked

>>731326713

I have kids, this is now a RAGE thread for me.

>>731323146
>punches himself in the chest and falls down
lost

>>731326713
Shit I wish I had a teacher this dumb. Some tried some bullshit similar to this and I, being the smart ass annoying know-it-all that I was, took the issue all the way up the chain of command until the decision was revoked and the teacher officially rebuked (humiliated by a child multiple times in a row, first with the initial correction, then in the ensuring battle, and ultimately in the decision). This would have been so easy I could have done it in my sleep.

Well that, or it didn't work and I'd get detention, but I didn't care about detention (I had to do my homework somewhere and it literally didn't matter where? lol) so I'd just keep doing the same shit to the same teacher until they learned anyway. I don't regret most of them hating me; if they hated me it's because they likely deserved to be hated. The fair (not necessarily nice, just fair) teachers fucking loved me and the shit I pulled with the bullshitting teachers.

Man this legal shit is good...

>>731321842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc

>>731326713
Pretty sure that's fake.
It also sounds like the beginnings of a cult.

>>731327327

Not all smart kids buck authority, most are actually kiss asses in my experience. I had shitty parents and I went to 13 schools and I was supposedly gifted so I had absolutely no respect for authority. So, yeah, the battles were epic and fun.

I think that experience was pretty rare on the whole though, which is why asshole teachers stay assholes.

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>>731322545
I can't believe this made me laugh

>>731322222
ebin get xDD

>>731325388
thats a cool kid

>>731323128
What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pOQOnkfNY
Had a good laugh at this.

>>731322222
What a fucking waste

>>731327327

>middle school geometry
>initial teacher left (no idea why, did everything I could to block out those days)
>shitty teacher comes in, learning as we do lessons
>obviously has no clue how geometry works
>pass around a petition to the class to get her to teach another subject so we could actually get learning done
>mom finds out and lols about it
>tells me to just deal with it since it's not worth getting on the teacher's shit list for the rest of the year
>she says she will talk to the principal

My mom at least was reasonable and took action and kept me from auto failing that class. Good looking out.

>>731327112
>>731327014
>>731326713
>>731326556
>>731326268
exploding with rage right now, holy shit...

>>731323146
God I love tard stories

>>731322222
QUINTS!! WITNESSED!

>>731322702
Just saw that this kid was taken away from his parents for child abuse

>>731322716
lost hahahhahaha

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>>731323428

>>731327014
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731322222
Of course the most autistic posts gets pents

>>731322420
that was beautiful

>>731322185
Classic causation fallacy. Autism causes shitposting, not vice versa! Do your homework you fucking oompa loofah.

>>731326268
We are only seeing part of the paper, the student could have been instructed to estimate. If they were asked specifically to estimate, then the teacher is correct. I remember having an entire section about rounding number up or down to get an estimate.

>>731328272
Lost

>>731324343
Jewverine

>>731328769
BAITED

>>731327389
Bible / Koran / Talmud / Book of Morman / Diakentics / etc. studies.

>>731324230
>Make America MAGA Again

needs more banana

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>>731329252
*blocks your path*

>>731329400
No. It really doesnt.

>>731323204
Not bad, it's more like a best of montage rather than an actual video but you have actuall potential to become a paid youtuber

>>731323428
kekd

>>731329362
Make America make America great again again

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>>731329496

I knew I recognised him from somewhere

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>>731322420
didn't laugh, but was thoroughly entertaining. +1

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>>731329655

>>731326713

Please remove your trousers for inspection.

>accept my teachings without resistance.

>>731322296
>>>/k/

>>731322563
this is not real wtf

>>731330002
I hated penis inspection day

>>731330048
you are not real wtf

>>731324230
I like how it is inside of his bald spot and not on his forehead

>>731330271
We are not real wtf

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>>731324141
Someone say banan??

>>731330318
Maybe he thinks he can get hair plugs if he one day regrets it

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>>731326268
>>731326556
>>731326713
>>731327014
>>731327112

>>731323035
Apparently beauty is objective and a physical size is subjective, that's new can I kill myself now?

>>731322296
Why did I lose to this?

>>731322937
Can someone explain this? Seen it for years, never understood. Is it just retarded?

>>731323201
Remember when anon sketched this from memory?

>>731326026
Fucking perfect

>>731326268
I do agree that a lot of this new math/common core stuff sucks (I was a science teacher for several years). But it is possible the instructions were really clear like: "answer these questions using estimates by rounding to the nearest ten. Do NOT calculate the answers." A lot of kids don't know how to read directions.

>>731330565
whoa, that's like a million people

>>731322148
Bretty gud

>>731324550
underrated

>>731330565
I have the biggest crowds. Huge!

>>731330526
>A lot of kids don't know how to read directions

I always loved the papers with the first instruction of read the entire paper and the last instruction of do not answer any questions, just sit quietly and do nothing.

>>731328659
given to biological mother. Apparently they forged papers saying she wanted to hand over custody to them and they never should have had the kids in the first place.

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>>731322222
checked nigguh

>>731330182

Me too. Was kinda embarrassing because niggers.
Also why was it always the PE teachers... I always wondered why wouldn't the school nurse do it in private rather than in the school gym.

>>731327327
Granted some teachers are morons and should be fired. All for teacher accountability. But you sound like a fedora-tipping SOB.
Can you tell me more about atheism please?

>>731329496
>a wild fake lumberjack faggot appears

>>731322456
DESIGNATED

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rekt

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>>731330866
Like pic related? Yeah I always gave that the second day of class. Truth is I don't want kids to learn to BLINDLY follow retarded directions, but you should at least read them.

>>731330947
He shoulda done a leg sweep like that one kid in a hoodie

>>731322900
heh

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>>731330424

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>>731322296
As an ophthalmic tech, eye find this hilarious.

>>731330947
Looks more like a school than a church.

>>731323146
hahahahaha im fucking done hahaha

>>731322900
Am I missing something? They're nasty, old, possibly diseased legs.....but I don't see what's so funny.

>>731325708
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RkHkQ4qhvc0

>>731330021
Now go to every other thread on this board and direct them to the right place.
Fuckin plum sack.

>>731330992
>not letting your Male P.E teacher suck the creamy filling out of your twinky winky. What a pleb

>>731331585
kek

>>731322222
Boi

>>731322148
Turbo Anal ... U gotme

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>>731322545
>cowbelly

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Impossible not to laugh at this

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>>731322702
C H E C K E M

>>731331670
They're bagguetes you fucking spoon, and pain is the french word for bread

>>731324760

funny concept, but the execution is off, def a good joke there, but you need to tease it out more.

>>731330992
>>731330182
True story
>first day of kindergarten
>using the urinal in bathroom
>kid in my class is looking at my dick
>asks if he can touch it
>whynot.jpg
>ask him if I can touch his
>pretty soon we're both touching and sucking each other's penises
>suddenly the principal comes in
>he freaks out, yells at me about how I should know better, in big trouble
And that's why I'm not a teacher anymore

>>731326268
You guys forget all the dumbshit they think will help you learn. There was probably some fucking unit on estimation where they were given instructions to round numbers to multiples of ten or some dumb shit like that. And this kid was to fucking stupid to remember that this week we are estimating numbers in the fucking ass backwards way they told us to this week. Fuck that kid. Pay attention dumbass. And fall in line.

>>731323128
Quit plugging your wizard tier tweets fag

>>731331857
Didn't laugh.

>>731330916
Well shit, was wondering what happened.

People used social media for good for a change. I find that pleasing yet vaguely unsettling.

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>>731331857

>>731332046
Unoriginal/10

>>731332299
i dont get it

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>>731331848
lost

>>731323146
have you heard of theseguys
they are my favorite
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RkHkQ4qhvc0

>>731332224
well you're retarded then.

>>731326713
>April 20, 1994
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8

>>731331670
i think they're baguettes

>>731332459
No u

>>731332299
Fuck off nigger

>>731332459
Maybe I'm just too intelligent. Ever think of that you fucking nigger cunt?

>>731322829

game actually has glowing reviews all around.

>>731323201
Who has the sketch?

>>731332530
i know you are but what am i

>>731332468
so? i was alive so it is relevant. who cares if it was Hitlers birthday?

>>731331015
Not that guy, but a fat majority of them are morons, especially in grades k-5. You only look for a job like that if you're completely incompetent, or you're intelligent but you don't want to give up drugs. Every teacher I know who teaches lower grades is a dirty degenerate.

>>731332690
Im rubber and your glue bruh

>>731323725
i stay asleep

lost

>>731323639
(luxure tv)amateur-brunette-uses-her-mouth-to-suck-off-a-horse-38093.html

>>731321842
The only banana post I enjoy

>>731322260

great.... new nightmare fuel....

>>731326556
>>731326268
When you majored in primary education but spent more time sucking cock than studying

>>731323146
>guess what i got cookin'

>>731326556
>>731326268

First one is clearly and exercise on estimation, something you actually use constantly as an adult.

I wouldn't be surprise if the kids were being taught about what's an acceptable amount of error when doing estimation, hence the wording "reasonable".

The second image has to be an introduction to algebra...
>8 + 2 = 10 + 3
...and that question is teaching the kids the concept of distributing the numbers around.

>>731332786
Just imagine eating your girls booty for the sole pupose of worm propagation

>>731322829
I like that game.... driving around in circles harvesting digital crops is strangely relaxing.

>>731332884
First one, I will give you that we don't have enough ingots. We agree.
Second one is not an intro to algebra. It's common core math. It's the way 2nd graders are being taught how to add.

>>731326826
Well, that's common core for ya.

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>>731324444

>>731322900
Good Kek for smart people.
Well done anon.

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>>731323201

>>731322563
>Just Keeping Henry Warm.png
My sides

>>731328659
can I see some citations
not because I don't believe you I just want to laugh at the official shit, thanks anon

>>731327112
What's wrong here?

>>731333333

>>731322456

I lost here

>>731322078
kek

>>731323725
Kek

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>>731322222
>>731324444
>>731332999
>>731332877
>>731332866
>>731332477
>>731332299
>>731331811
>>731331488
>>731330866
>>731330822
>>731329877
>>731329622
>>731329400
>>731329300
>>731328511
>>731328466
>>731328422
>>731327677
>>731327100
>>731325388
>>731324611
>>731323988
>>731323455
>>731323388
>>731322933
>>731322900
>>731322333
>>731333455
>>731333577

>>731322563
What a time to be alive.

>>731330705
yeah if it's your first fuckin day here

>>731328987
Ur an oompa loofag

>>731323146
Post more tard stories

>>731326026
fuck yes that was a good thread

>>731334004
>Your life

>>731327112
That is 15, what am i missing here

>>731324785
Like it.

>>731323201
you know I worked tech support for a local isp for about a year and I had to quit because apple users are confirmed the most tech illiterate retards I've ever come across.
The worst part is no matter how you try to help them they're always smug about it blasting their insecurities.
Mostly deal with them by hanging up and passing it to the retarded one woman to the right of me
Oddly enough almost all of them also have lisps, I feel like apple users are all fag liberals but I hate to paint with a broad brush

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>>731322260

>>731329496
damn i fucking hate this guy

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>>731334350

>>731323428
This gives me mixed feelings.

>>731332299
nice but no

>>731329877
Holy shit I know this female

>>731324230
Oh well, I guess it's just slightly less shameful than getting a "HILLARY" one if only because of the fact that he didn't lose.

>>731329314
You have no idea what you're talking about. Esp. re: the Talmud, which is nothing but argument and logical reasoning.

Fucking atheists think they know everything...

>>731322937
every time. why?

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>>731335142
>Implying

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>>731333460
fuck you and your water marks!

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>>731335327
Sorry about that

>>731323527
>smaller fanbase
I wouldn't call 1.6 billion people "smaller fanbase"

>>731323201
all of that tech, but still has a VHS player.

>>731331986
I fucking lost it at "spoon". Made it so far...

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>>731336036
Hiw else you gonna watch your old vhs's?

>>731327112
>>731327014
>>731326713
>>731326556
>>731326268
I'm sad now

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>>731336225

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>>731334350
Cutting a board into 2 pieces takes one cut. It took them 10 minutes for one cut. To get 3 pieces you need to make 2 cuts, making the original answer correct at 20 minutes.

>>731332104
>projecting this hard

>>731322142
Chuckles

>>731334350
>>731333455

Cutting into 2 pieces means making one cut,
cutting into 3 pieces means making two cuts

It took her 10 minutes to cut a board in two, so it took her 10 minutes to make one cut.
If she wants to cut a board into three pieces, it requires two cuts, so 2*10 = 20

>>731333455
>>731334350
>another board

>>731324760
>robot
>cybernetic organism
Pick one.

>>731335632
better

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>>731336665

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>>731328427

Haha! Having a 4chan Gold account finally pays off!! Fucking funny, SAVED!

>>731334339

more likely no one raised that child. Someone left money taped to the fridge for that child so it wouldn't die.

>>731323527
>Addicted to crystal math

>>731331585

too soon

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>>731334339
I'd be fucking G'd if my kid was the last air bender

>>731337400
always gets me

>>731322222
checked m8

>>731336183
you know what... you have a point.

>>731337400
I'm sad now.

>>731337762
>>731337582
this is our spectrum

>>731323035
DatkSydePhil? You're not fooling anyone

>>731337841
Pretty black and white I'd say.

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>>731321842

>>731337946
no hes asian

>>731330947
So is this something black people do regularily?

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>>731338015
Yes