Can someone teach me how to get a boyfriend when I literally

find someone who's into shota

>>730635756
Date a lesbian (me).

u want sum fuk?

What the, Is this the tits or gtfo of 4chan.

What's your skype then

>>730635756
is it so hard to post pictures and timestamp u degenerate fuck

You look like a 10year old boy? so they're into in until they find out youre a girl. bend over and dont let them see your got a pucci

I'm very sorry this is the first time ive made a post ive just been looking at the posts for like 2 months now and I dont know how to use it properly again sorry

>>730635756
Post a pic, let /b/ decide if you look 10

>>730636109
What.

>>730636295
Just found out how to tag. I suck I know.

>>730635756
show us what you look like (timestamp)

It's tits with timestap or gtfo. After that we can all decide if you look ten or not

>>730636361
Show us how do you look.

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>>730635756
Hmm, we'll need to see your soles before we can proceed

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What is times stap?
(Also sorry none of my pictures are non sarcastic)
I'm about to be roasted tf out of.

>>730637169
iNSTANT REGRET

>>730637169
Go to any place.
Announce you are a single girl.
Wait
???
Rape/ boyfriend

>>730637238
>>730637238
SHHIIEEETT

Post tits with timestamp

>>730637315
Oh boy. I don't know how to respond.

>>>/adv/
>>>/fa/
>>>/fit/

>>730637169
I'd date you. Can you keep a house clean?

>>730637451
I just learned wtf a time stamp was, and I do not do nudes I'm sorry.

work out those glutes
eat healthy
grow out hair
eat foods high in estrogen but keep it as healthy as possible
there, youre fine now

>>730635756
Tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>730635756
EMAIL ME AT [email protected]
lets talk properly away from these neanderthals

> round hipster glasses
> dye hair
> ????
> profit

also tits or gtfo

>>730637693
I'm a germ freak, and love cleaning.

>>730635756
are you the blue haired girl from Doncaster?

>>730637824
We'd get along just fine then.

We're going to need a timestamped face pic.

>>730637762
what a cuck faggot nigger

>>730637898
now kiss queer

>Mfw OP does look like a 10 y/o kek

>>730637824
hey email at what i posted above, ill talk to you about properly picking up a boy, you cant take advice from these anons
[email protected]

>>730637919
Okay how do I time stamp with a clock?

>>730638468
Write time on tits
Take picture
Post
Win

>>730638634
Or nah.

>>730635756

post pic faggot

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>>730638940
= A Clock. =

if tits or ass is any better than face should be np to get bf, remember 2/3 rule

>>730637169
becky?

>>730639154
Your clock time and filename don't match

>>730639272
ALRIGHT - I will take a picture with something non dirty written on a piece of paper of your choice.

>>730639452
I choose the 14th piece of paper on your stack

>>730639452
Write "i like it"

>>730639529
What do you mean

>>730639590
And show full body

Fuck this paper shit
pop them titties out or gtfo

>>730639625
If you have a stack of paper, take the piece that is the 14th from the top, and write on it. That is the piece of paper of my choice.

Wait...

How old are you OP?

>>730639154

Good, you look average which is fine.
Judging by your face, you might be "normal" weight. You want my subjective opinion? Be underweight and grwo your hair if it doesnt hinder you finding your true self or keeping it.
Get tinder or someshit if you really need that physical interactions. Otherwise, you are probably just a shut in as most mongs on these boards and just need to go outside, again, if you really need that physical interactions.

good luck

>>730639888
Over 18, obviously.

>>730637169
>being this new

Get off of here and go back to plebbit, we dont want you here.

>>730639978
Why is that obvious? You look like a 10yo boy and your new fag autism only goes to back that up.

Was just checking OP

Don't want to see no kiddy titties

>>730639969
Thankyou, Also I am 5'3 and weigh 125. I just have a v chubby face but thankyou for the tips I'll lose weight but it takes time to grow out hair

>>730640414
5'3" and 125 sounds perfect to me

>>730640414
Also I'm 16 not actually 10.

>>730640564
16? Lol

>>730640678
Oh boy i'm gonna get reported.

>>730640564
Oh shit!

You shouldn't have said that!

Ib4 all the pedos trying to get some kek

>>730640564
Do you have any social place we can talk?

>>730640930
WHAT

>>730640414

I have no idea how your american systems work, but since you are emphasize on it, i can assume its below "normal". Dont stress yourself out and see what works for you. We all tend to have the weirdes priorities and while looks are really important,especially in a women, since we are living in a mans world having a decent personality is by far more viable in the long run. I dated girls between 6-8/10 , and while looks and personality arent mutualy exclusive, the lack of the latter in the "good looking" ones, is what turned me ultimativly off from them. Again, this is all very subjective an you should treat it with caution.

>>730640993
I have skype

>>730641118
tl;dl

>>730640784
If you're really 16, my genuine advice to you would be to leave this thread, forget about it, and don't contact any adds posted.

And don't worry about getting a boyfriend. If you're interested in someone, make it apparent to them.

>>730641118
>>730640564
oh fuck dont ban me Ive red it too late fucking faggot mods

>>730641143
whats your skype? email it at [email protected] its an email i made

>>730635756
post penis

>>730641143
Anything else ? Kik, Instagram?

>>730641118
Thankyou for the advice, It means alot to me to see that not everyone on here is as bad as you hear it is c:

>>730641041
No need to shout.

Are you a Britfag?

What I meant was all the pedophiles will now try to get you to chat with them/send nudes etc.

It's already started infact.

>>730641238

This /b/ro knows what's up.

>>730641143
Can you add me on Skype ?

>>730640784
And probaby banned. I mean, for fucks sake I got banned for a month for clearly joking about being 13 in a thread titled ITT: we pretend its 2007

(and it was a great month as a result, thanks mods)

It would be cool to have friends from 4chan though. (I'm the origional poster)

>>730641910
What is your skype

It would be cool to have freinds from 4chan though. (I'm the orthogonal poster)

>>730635756
Emma?

>>730642180
Your desperation is showing you pedo fuck

>>730642180
I'm not adding a throw away account bro.

>>730642088
[email protected]

Here.

>>730642088
[email protected]

Will you let me dump my cum in you and bare my children?

>>730642396
Two accounts popped up which picture is yours.

>>730642519
That's a negative

OP, are you from the UK?

>>730642560
Add both , I didn't know I had two lol.

>>730635756
send pics n timestamp

go to bars and suck lots of dick, surely a betafag will ask you out

>>730642645
I'm getting a million results for all the skypes because theyre all throw away accounts.

>>730642655
Not if that clock is to be believed, it's 0235 here

>>730642655
I'm from the US Why

>>730642867
You said German b4 kek

>>730640564
lol reported enjoy the VAC

>>730642940
tag it then.

>>730642560
It's the black guy.

Hurry

>>730642657
>>730642396
>>730642180
>>730642834
>falling for the pedophile sting thread

real teens don't use skype

>>730642867
Because you look like my friends daughter. Was a bit concerned.

>>730642940
She said germ freak you unbelievable idiot

>>730643135
Aww u mad ?

>>730643091
Sorry I like to use skype so I can actually see a person and don't feel like giving out my personal facebook.

>>730643190
>itwasbutaruse.jpg

>>730643135
What the fuck - Are you a retard

>>730643237
the fbi also likes to use it since it exposes the IP of the person you're talking to, which makes it much easier to track down individuals

>>730643237
Add me on Skype , [email protected]
>Notgiveawayemail

>>730643092
Haha nope it's all good

>>730643457
What do you mean

>>730643339
Kys

>>730643396
Are you? At no point did she say she was German

>>730643636
Do I look german lol

>>730643620
nothing forget about it

I actually choose to message someone on skype and they didnt accept my request to talk but messaged me so I can't respond - face palm -

No tits... no attention

GTFO

Hey I'd totally be down to help or talk and all that 4chan isn't the best place to ask for this kind of advice feel free to add me on skype ([email protected] should pull me up) if you'd want!

>>730643984
YOU ARE IN THE SAME STATE AND TOWN AS ME

just so you know one of the emails posted in this thread is my moms

ask her how she feels about mexicans, you'll love it

>>730637938
Agreed

>>730643964
I'm cool with that, the post was kind of sarcastic kind of not so

>>730638101
> email
> convo
> ' lets meet '
> raped
> court
> settlement
> Profit???

Do I actually look german though

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>>730637169

>>730644931
>hey can you guess my ethnic background from two potato pictures

Your best bet is to check out this Youtube channel, its full of great tips and shit!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvi3_lZ-bMi0BxOFblraudA

>>730645036
good god

>>730645026
I can't fucking breath that is the best thing anyone has ever said to me lmfao

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>>730645036
Here is me with makeup but I am mainly native american and lebanese

>>730645496
You don't look like a 10 year old boy, you look like a 13 year old boy

I really do look like a potatoe tho

>>730645606
Without makeup I look younger though

>>730645496
More like lesbanise, amirite?

>>730645940
When someone dies in a native tribe the people related shave there heads.

MODS
O
D
S

>>730635756
post pics

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>>730637169
>thinks that is what ten year old boys look like

nigga

>>730645496
found the 80s punk teen rebelling against his family

>>730646297
That's me with makeup. I'm talking about without.
It is sarcasm at this point

>>730644864
Kek.

Underrated post!

>>730635756
Grow your hair. That's simple

Ill be your boyfriend anon. Let me know if interested.

>>730637169
Sooo, tits?

>>730645496
Boy, just be yourself. If people don't like you after you're being yourself FUCK EM.

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>>730635756

>>730635756
By your description I would totally date you, dayyyyum

>>730637708
That's how this works. You want advice? You pay with tits.

>>730647436
Whats your skype lmfao

>>730647643
Awe may I have your skype

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>>730637169

SHOW YOUR TITS

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>>730640784
O H B OY
H
B
O
Y

>>730648086
Finally someone said it

>>730645496
I'd nut inside you.

>>730648191
You'd nut inside a cactus

>>730648272
I've already done that.

Anyone who gets wins better fucking post

>>730648444
Trips demand it

>>730648444
What do you mean

>>730635756
how old are you?
you live in ny?
I'm a desperate human being

>>730645496
Got kik?

>>730648595
Obviously

>>730648629
Got standards?

>>730645496
>Start wearing lolita dresses
>Post pictures on Instagram
>Take your pick of the hebes

>>730648595
I am from kansas, I wan't to visit New York for the soul reason Big Papa Scarce lives there (Also I dont use kik)

>>730648565
If you have to ask, you can't afford it

>>730648444
Checked

>>730648725
I mean, pussy, is pussy.

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>>730639888
Them trips

>>730648818
Well I'm the "OP" So I wanna know please

>>730648011
Aww, I don't use Skype. :( Well I have one, but I don't want to post it here. Got kik?

>>730648814
Should download that shit so you can hit me up.

>>730648956
It means we all want to see your tits

You seem ok OP, but youre obviously too new so good luck.

>>730638844
It wasn't a suggestion...

>>730637762
>grand fedora has appeared

>>730649019
>morganfreemanhesrightyouknow.jpeg

I don't have kik because I lost my phone so yeah rip only skype

Show titz

>>730649214
Goddammit. Hold on let me find my old one.

My kik is kittyboi69 feel free to hit me up op, or anyone really.

These little boys don't know how to talk to a lady. Email me at [email protected]

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>>730649019

>>730649407
What "Kittyboi69" why..

>>730649407
>kittyboi

Flaming faggot

>>730649534
Your half right.

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>>730649437

>>730649633
>you're

Also, which half?

>>730649293
I can't log in my account is ancient and I'm drunk haaaalp.

>>730649437
>[email protected]
"Little boys" But I am 16

>>730645496
You remind me of my ex even tho you propably have a better personality than her, id nut in your booty [spoiler]and kiss those beautiful lips[/spoiler]

>>730649972
Prove it. Show your tits with license/ID

>>730649924
I'm only half faggot, I fuck girls as well as suck dick.

>>730650037
Fucking pathetic

>>730648011
HankSgrim Im prepared for the flood of adds this will bring

>>730650060
Thats child porn my friend

>>730649972
MODSSSSSSSS

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>>730650060

>>730650205
Sooooo... what's your point exactly?

OP,

A word of advice.

/b/ is not the place to find romance. Especially as you're a 16yo girl.

See this >>730644864

>>730650246
Ugh daddy

>>730650491
Ugh daddy? The fuck is that supposed to mean?

>>730650163
No u

>>730650657
Heath Ledger is 10-10

>>730650777
Then show him your tits

>>730650858
He's dead and is a ghost that haunts his wife and son DO YOU NOT WATCH THE NEWS

>>730650937
He's lurking this thread and wants to see tits

I'm over thirty, OP, I guess it wouldn't work. Still too drunk to get my Skype up and working. Hugs and kisses, though. I'm sure you're cute and sweet.

>>730651107
Go back to your waifu body pillow, faggot

>>730651107
D: - OP

>>730645496
honestly, I'd date you, but you'd have to be cool with it being short term because I got shit to do and can only fuck for 6-9 months before I'd feel like you're impeding my success

We gonna see any tits or not? Otherwise I'm leaving this dumbass thread.

>>730645496
Anyway op if you download kik add me, cause I'm gonna bounce. Gonna go watch a movie and shit.

Op is a trap.

Abandon thread

>>730651758
Not a trap - Just ugly. Also I'm not downloading kik

>>730651851
Showing Tits or not? Just answer

>>730651851
Don't be a faggot op, download the shit.

>>730645496
where's the time stamp?

you don't look bad. For one you should grow your hair out though. how old are you?

>>730652039
Said I dont have a phone a million times

>>730635756
I know this is bait but I'm still going to reply cause I'm that bored. Just find someone who you like and is single that shares your interests, particularly if it's shit that girls aren't typically into, like vidya or anime, be friendly, make a point of starting conversations if they're less than socially adpet, and add a bit of flirting. Try and actually develop feelings for them, and when you do make them known right away. In person. Alone. Then either play the pity card if they don't reciprocate or immediately segue into sex if they do. Also get a pixie cut.

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>>730635756
You look like a 10 year old boy?
You wont have problems finding dicks on here then.

>>730652086
Does noone read the thread

>>730652086
Also you look kinda like the chick I ran into at barns and nobles the other day.

>>730652091
I already have those interests but I am a social retard

>>730645496
Drunk 30's kik user user, OP you are cute. You shouldn't have trouble getting a bf if you lived in a decent city.

tits im outta this dumbass thread

>>730652294
I live in wichita kansas (The second worst city in the us for dating)

>>730652364
Oh Jesus I'm so sorry.

>>730645496
longer hair

>>730651851
Show pussy, otherwise abandon.

>>730652242
That doesn't matter. Just start a conversation with someone. Go to a con or meetup, or try and find a local team for a MOBA or something.

>>730652399
lmfao thanks

>>730652493
The only thing in this town is Furries and bdsm freaks who dont know anything about bdsm and idk anyone who actually plays video games.

>>730650060
Don't do it. This creates mustard gas

I'd d8 u if you if you don't look gay

>>730652821
Dang clearly my loss

>>730652821
This, FUCKING THIS.