ITT: God Tier Green Texts

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>>730152680

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>>730152169

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>>730152838

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Big hams

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not greentext

>>730152838
Hah I love that one

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>>730153070
currently dying

>>730153025
thanks for this dude
the fable of sarah lives on

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lets keep this thread alive

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Keep it going my dudes

>>730153025
I read the entire thing. Holy fucking shit

>>730156154
fucking favourite

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Preparing a screencap fo enabling requests. Keep it alive till then.

>>730156451
Kek

>>730156791
fucking amazing

>>730156791
Keked and saved

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does anyone have the one with the anon working in a hotel and the fat guy climbing the stairs ?

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So now i got the first batch. Had to organise the ones i have. Its still not complete but heres a few. Taking requests now.

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>>730157312

>>730157430
I'll take the dolphin porn please

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>>730157620
here you go.

>>730153025
whoever wrote this is a genius and will leader us into a new era of literature

>>730157430
Fats McGee?

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>>730152169

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>>730157957
This one is great. Enjoy.

>>730158207
Absolute fucking gold hahaha

>>730158207
This should be a novel. That was pure crystalline diamond-tier gold.

>>730159699
Agreed

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>>730153070

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This one always gets me

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>>730157430
Posting some of my favorites till i get requests.

Not a greentext but w/e its fresh
>>>/v/374625554

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>>730160118

>>730152169
sexual harrassment is not funny

>>730160360
neither are you, but people still laugh.

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>>730160352

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>>730156207

>>730160360
It is ur just a femnist fag

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>>730160683

>>730156154
The mightiest of greentexts

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Worth the read

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>>730160926
and another great one.

>>730161010
dunno about that. there are alot of really great ones out there. Like the pooping bandit.

>>730155510
>>730155579

I ain't readin' all that shit.

>>730161514
Its worth It

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>>730161247

>>730161514
too bad its actually worth the read.

>>730153233
holy shit, that's gold

Ballad of Ella pt1

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>>730161636

>>730157430
Feminism ends rasicm

Ballad of Ella. THe site wont allow screencaps larger than 2MB so heres a reading from youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syjcXq_FLYU

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>>730162014

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>>730152169

>>730158207
It's just beautiful.

>>730153025
anyone have the rest?

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>>730160118

>>730161921
This story gave me a really good idea for masturbation.

>>730162212
>>730157901
>>730156353
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/729905974/
More in this thread

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This one

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this one just came through lmao

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>>730160119
>Live in a cave
>Have never heard of CWC, the Sonic Totem, or any of this shit
>Follow link
>Down the fucking rabbit hole
mfw

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>>730162488

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>>730160927
This is gold. Take one of mine good sir.

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>>730162440

>>730161879
Of all the feels trips,this one you don't want

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>>730162939

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>>730157620

>>730163075
Do you have it?

>>730156207
I fucking choked on my cigarette while reading this, fuck.

>>730152169
This is the best thread I've ever seen on 4chan.

>>730163438
Thats pretty sad then, you must not leave /b ever.

Requesting the story about OP asking weather or not to by a fleshlight and anon tells his slow descent into the thousands of dollars hes spent on sex dolls ect

>>730162488
Never listen to Hexes By TesseracT while reading sad greentexts...

The feels are too much man...

>>730163341
Yeah but the site wont allow a file bigger than 2MB so I posted a link to a reading of it.

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>>730163206

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Here Sam

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REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP NEXT WEEK

>>730164113

>>730164113
No

>>730164113
:(

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>>730163788

>>730164113
bump

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One of my all time fav's

>>730157430
Skyrim for the nords?

>>730157430
>pedobear complaining about microsoft.jpg

>>730160926
Im fapping to this right now. Jizzing rainbows at the misery

anyone got fridgebro?

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>>730164232

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>>730160013
Top Kek

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>>730164385

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anyone have the rest of this story

>>730164673
>>730153025
>>730162476
We are 2 steps ahead of you

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>>730164577
Not a bad story but the cap is fucked up

>>730156391
Saddest shit ever

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>>730163297
ecco

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Bon Apple Tit

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>>730164619
last one for the night.

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Slooshy to me malenky sister, i pony you do have really bolshy boobs now but that doesn't mean we can just have in-out-in-out, do you pony. What if mum or dad came home odin day when you had your boobs out, what would they skazat then. I'd itty to prison. That's what. So just suck my malenky cock and run off please or i will never govoreet to you again

>>730156391
I hadn't planned on crying today

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you should read greentext/the book a try

>>730158207
Ahh, an absolute classic.

>>730157430
Acid story

>>730164113

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>>730158072
>this

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>>730158207

10/10

>>730156391
fuck you