Chad's in real life

>>730150059
Most chads are cool guys. They don't try hard to look cool in front of other normies

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>chad has a chandelier installed in his bedroom
>his bedroom is in an apartment he shares with another chad
>"Hey Anon" come here look at this
>shows me picture of said chandelier, its got womens panties hanging from it
>"are those panties Chad?"
>yeah dude everytime I bang a dumb slut, I have her hang her panties on the chandelier
>"but but Chad, dont the other girls get jealous"
>"yeah sometimes, but I dont give a fuck, theyre all sluts"

>>730150060
thats the thing Chad is the coolest guy without even trying, I legit think he feels bad for me sometimes because Im a normie

>"hey anon, can you cover for me for a couple minutes"
>no prob Chad
>Chad comes back 30 minutes later with another girl who could be a model
>"hey anon come over here and give brittney a big kiss on the lips"
>"haha come on Chad, you know Im busy over here with invoices"
>"Im kidding Anon, she just sucked my dick, isnt that right Britt?
>"OMG CHAD why are you telling that loser!"
>Britt laughs, Chad laughs, I laugh (cry on the inside)

>>730150060
this, dont hate because they were born with features women like, most ive met have been bros who just happen to have no clue about the woes of pussy drought

>>730150061
>>730150063
Show me a pic of said chad

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This new girl has been bringing Chad cigs, coffee, snacks, lunch basically anything he wants
This is a 9/10 throwing them self literally at a Chad, he doesnt care, treats her like shit, bangs other girls and she doesnt care all she wants to do is date Chad
One day Chad has an animated conversation with her in the smoking area, I can see from my desk, it ends with her crying into her hands and running back to her car
Couple days later ask Chad what was up
>"Oh nothing Anon, just had to set her straight, she was getting too clingy, you know the feeling right"
>Yeah totally Chad, I just broke it off with a girl this weekend!
>Oh cool man lets go out this weekend and get drunk
>Chad invites me out!
>>730150065
Chad looks like the Portuguese soccer player ronaldo, like no BS, just like this
>first pic i could find of ronaldo

>>730150065
heres the thing hes so good looking girls and guys hit on him

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ITT: Stories that never happened born from the deranged minds of cuck fetishists

>>730150068
god damn leaf, this shit happend. Im not getting cucked, I have no skin in the game so they say

>>730150063
Chad seems like a good guy why not go out with him some night?

>>730150059
wow nice fiction m8

>>730150059
>be me kinda scrawny, 120lbs, 5'7 at office
>chad 6'3 invites me to party at his house for some reason
>everyone gets drunk
>he admits to me that he's gay
>says he wants to fuck my boipucci
>brings me to his room
>too drunk to do anything really
>fucks me in the ass and cums
>I enjoy it for some reason
i'm not sure what to do now

>>730150062
he obviously likes you as a bro on some level, hang out and learn from him, if he embodies on some level what you want to become

>>730150070
he is a really good guy, and I am going out with him, he always looks out for me at work and will lend a hand if i need it, im not complaining about him, just telling his awesome stories
>>730150071
this is real life
>>730150073
will I become a Chad then?

>be kid me
>14
>train boxing and know some other shit
>one i'm in a park with a load of chads
>one of them says "bro wanna wrestle?"
>"no"
>"c'mon"
>"no"
>"c'mon"
>"no"
>"c'mon"
>"aight fuck it i guess"
>mfw i throw him to the ground
>everyone starts looking at us
>chad #2 says to chad #3
>"i bet you could fuck him up"
>chad #3 says
>"aight"
>he's stronger than chad #1
>he can't
>i don't throw him to the floor but he doesn't throw me either, he quits
>chad #1 comes back again
>i throw him to the floor twice
>finally, on his 4th try does he throw me
>mfw instant respect

>>730150074
you may. apart from the genetic element, chad-ness is a state of mind. it's basically going from a sellers perspective to a buyers perspective.

>>730150075
there is no such thing as a 14 year old chad

>>730150060
Yeah, my best friend in college was a Chad. Very relaxed, cool, and had the same beliefs as me. We drank, worked out, and partied together. It was really fun. He was into sports and I was into this shit. I'm no Chad, but being friends with him was cool.

>>730150059

There's a Chad in my office, he's fucking awesome. I'd take Chad over 100 maladjusted rage-filled autists (/pol/).

>>730150077
more popular than you, somewhat stronger, have a gang, etc. they were a bit older than me at that time too

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>>730150062
>I legit think he feels bad for me sometimes because Im a normie
>Im a normie
>normie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730150072
This

>>730150059
My roommate junior year was a Chad.
In that year he fucked on average 2 random chicks a month. And that was just what he'd bring to our place. Some weekends he wouldn't show up at all.

So I'd say he easily fucked at least 30 girls that year

>>730150083
>pol
jesus I havent fucked 30 girls in my whole life...

>>730150073
the best piece of advice I have ever seen on 4chins

>>730150078
It was Rosco from exodus right?

>>730150080
those are called cockbites

>>730150084
I haven't fucked one.

>>730150059
I am a chad.

>>730150059
>Thanks Chad but I have some pretty good luck on my own! (I dont, Im a loser)
Why not take advantage of the opportunity?

>>730150088
what are you doing on 4chan on a saturday night

I have never met a Chad in real life. I'm convinced all the stories are 4chan fanfiction

>>730150091
Getting high.

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>>730150093

>>730150093
same

>>730150090
>wanting chad's sloppy seconds
top cuck

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>>730150094

>>730150088
c'mon man I have some self respect, I may not get the caliber or quantity of girls Chad does but I do get lucky sometimes, and I dont want Chad to become my pimp
>>730150092
I can assure you all of OP's stories are real
>>730150096
yeah im not going to let Chad cuck me

>>730150072
>>730150082

end it,degenerate

>>730150084
For the safety of the girls involved I hope he was a show-er and not a grower

Accidentally walked in on him one time after a shower and that thing had to have been 7 inches flaccid

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>>730150059
dude come we need you were under attac k >>122306926
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>>730150059
>Have chad roommate
>He sees me smoking weed with some guys
>Some other day he shows up with a joint in my room.
>"Hey anon I didn't know you smoked weed and hung out with those guys."
>implies that he thought I was a loser.
>I can hang out with the weed guys because I know only one guy.
>"Hehe yeah Chad I do."
>I rarely smoke weed, just to fit in.
>He kinda likes me because I backed him up against the muslim kid. We smoke together, he starts talking about how many chicks he has banged last week.
>"So anon you had sex before?"
>I tell him I had sex before, had a couple of gf's, going to prostitutes some times.Didn't want to push chad bullshit on him because he wouldn't believe me. I'm not really attractive.
>tfw I'm actually a kissless virgin who never had a gf in my life. About to hit 20 now.

>>730150059
>you want me to get her to suck your dick?

I'm not an autist or anything but whenever I hangout with a guy who offers to give me a girl's number or hookup me up with one I can't help but imagine that he's trying to fuck me somehow

>>730150096
Swapping girls you don't plan on ever dating isn't really cucking, it's just a little gross. In all honesty it's better to fuck after a friend then some random nigger.

>>730150099

How frequently are these creatures spotted? I live in a college town, there's a lot of nice looking pussy. Most of the dudes I meet who are good looking are just moderately muscular and don't command the near-mythical level of charisma as "Chad." The closest I can think of are the Pikes, they're giant roided up cokeheads, but even still all women in a 500 foot radius aren't eyeing them up like pieces of meat.

>>730150081
BEGONE FROG POSTER
BACK TO R9K

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>>730150095

>>730150059
most chads respect redpilled guys, never had a problem with them when i entered the workforce

and you may find this hard to believe but i look like a huge dork. but i handle IT, so maybe they don't look at me like i'm one of the betas maybe

>>730150059
Why is this thread on pol?

>>730150106
I only know one
>>730150104
yeah i didnt let chad cuck me

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>>730150107
Checked and Kek'd hahaha

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>>730150107
Thread about "chads" on /pol/ and im the one who should fuck off to r9k?

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>years ago at college
>share dorm with asian kid who speaks bad english
>he's very shy and timid, especially around girls, ESPECIALLY around blondes
>slutty girl from one of my classes notices my door open, stops by and says hi for a few minutes
>she looks like sophie dee with small tits, almost as nice an ass, but a bit chubbier
>introduce her to roommate, he's shy, goes back to work
>slutty girl playfully bumps her butt on my crotch as she's leaving
>roommate thought i was a total chad

Fuck I wish he was right. I got head from her once in my car, never got to have sex though. I later found out she was a coalburner so I never touched her again after that.

>roommate's face when he thought i was a chad though

>>730150060
This is true. I'm a chad but autistic enough to make videos for anon faggots on anime-themed buttplug review forum.

chads aren't usually the smartests ones, but they're pretty cool.

source: i'm chad

Just enjoy your life brothers. Chadness will come as soon as you stop worrying about dumb shit, and as soon as you start mastering your antisocial reflexes.

>>730150104
it's ok, most of this board grew up starving for positive male role models. you just don't recognize what that looks like

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>>730150114

I looked Sophie Dee up, anon you can do better

worked with a Chad at my old job. his parents were the owners of the company so he basically did whatever he wanted. Fucked all the girls who worked there that were 6/10 and above.
>be me
>a 7/10
>ignored since there is a 10/10 Chad in the work place
>except there is a 7/10 girl who hasn't been touched by Chad yet
>become close to her
>we hang out a lot
> getting closer to intimacy with her
> all of a sudden Chad starts paying attention to her, because I guess she's been untouched by him, so it's now her turn to ride his one man cock carousel.
>he invites her over
>plead with her not to do it
>oh anon, chill out, I just want to see what he wants.
>mfw another one bites the dust
>she confessed they fucked bareback
>she ends up getting herpes
> find out 4 other girls from work got herpes from him.
>quit and never talk to her or any of them ever again.

>>730150110
b/c pol is just btards from a decade ago

start a family, guys.

>>730150059

You should hang out with Chad. Good lesson to learn social dynamics.

I grew up with a guy that was a Chad. Hed get pussy all the time. Then he got into the NHL and his FB comments were all from these hot chicks blatantly and publicly trying to get him to fuck them.

He cucked an acquaintance of his and the fucking retarded cuck married her anyway.

>>730150059
>>>/r9k/
Get out.

Don't really post here much but figure this is a good outlet to share some knowledge. I could be considered a chat and most people take me for one as I am a bit of a fitizen . I notice people's view of me rapidly change once I start to speak especially about politics( been browsing pol for at least 5 years and fairly well read on politics in general) I am also very well spoken with a fairly large vocabulary (love using the vastness of the English language)

Anyways I wasn't always a Chad. Had a core group of friends in school from grade 1 to 8 pretty much then they turned on me.Was bullied in grade 8 and 9 because at that age I was weak and feeble as well as a bit of a computer geek. then went to another school and changed and fit in pretty much immediately . Anyways I live In vancouver and have experiences with all types of people. I'm approaching 30 with a good job and have had girlfriends ever since about grade 7 on and off longest relationship is over 2 year's which I am in now with a girl that is hot.

Anyways here's your chance to get some insider information from a dude who knows both sides of the spectrum ask me anything :)

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>>730150059
I only know one chad and he's like 5'4/5 but real good looking. We hang out every weekend and he fucks some random girl every time. I'm 6'2 and moderately attractive but I wear weird shit sometimes and only have sex like once a month. Being tall doesn't automatically make you chad.

>>730150059
my group of friends are a bunch of degenerate chads
it's great for going out but they don't always have a lot of substance

>>730150119

A. she's kinda cute and has beautiful eyes
B. I've done better and I never said I was a chad, some confused nip thought I was

>>730150121
This is true.

>>730150115
>paki
>chad

Not possible, Chad doesn't work in IT or stink of shit

>>730150124

You friends with Connor mcdavid or something?

>>730150096
>not tag teaming hoes with your bros
Fucking prudes

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>>730150127
>getting cucked by a 5'4" manlet at 6'2"

wew lad

>>730150060
this
chads are bros

the nicest people to me in high school were chads

the people who bullied me were usually ugly normies with mental problems

>>730150075
Male bonding at its' finest

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>>730150134
>If you know a someone is having sex with a girl that means you're being cucked

nigger what

>>730150059
I know a "loser" Chad
>24 years of age in a classroom made almost entirely of 18-19 year olds
>Tall, white, skinny but still muscular, nice face
>talks like a fresa (rich faggot)
>Has two daughters with to different women and does not take care of them
>constantly arrives late to class and with a hangover
>all he does is for attention and does not realize that he is only a clown
>Thinks that he is socially smart but always ends up making himself look arrogant

>>730150059
>>>r9k

>>730150059
Only CHAD I ever knew had played football for Auburn, worked at Gear Wrench and was 6'7". He was CHAD as fuck: muh football, muh workout, min MBA, yet he was a good friend. He was half woke due to growing up in Georgia: Bushmaster locked and loaded, go bag and pistol carry. He used to get clients that gave him baseball tickets. Him and all his Chad friends would not let me pay for beers because I was a teacher. They were actually pretty chill.
I told him that I used to make fun of dudes by calling them CHAD, but that he destroyed that for me. Where ever you are CHAD, I hope you are doing well!
If we could actually get chads to become strident Nationalist. We could be set.
>bow to your CHAD Nationalist over lords.

Wannabe chads are some of the worst people in the world. Real chads are laidback. Still jelly about the pussy distribution ratio though.

>>730150075
Did you became the King of Chads?

>>730150138
Sounds like a regular Mexican desu

>>730150059
I know a real mega-chad, and I understand the fascination desu. His face is a symphony of powerful male features. No homo, just being around that guy is fucking inspiring. Not sure why - it just is. Makes you want to GOGOGOGOGO

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Random aside: Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the coffee shop and order a SMALL coffee?

Whenever I am at the coffee shop I always order a medium or large, drink what I want of it, then dump the rest out in the parking lot. The extra few cents on a bigger cup are worth to avoid ordering a SMALL coffee.

>>730150137
I'm glad we've finally cleared that up, the term has been getting thrown around a lot.

>>730150059
I'm friends with a few. I'm their favourite normie because I don't give them any special treatment and am honest with everyone.
Chads can be quite brilliant and deep thinkers, but because they are so successful with women and so popular with other men, they can get pegged as being vapid fucks who only care about banging stacy and drinking beers with friends.

>>730150143
That would imply that he is short and brown

>>730150059
I was at the mall today and every second I was just thinking about how much of a loser I am, surrounded by all these Chads left and right, working at the phone company booths.

Has anyone else noticed that it's always Chads and Staceys working at the phone company booths? It's like they're the the centers of the 80/20 rule.

>>730150059
>start new job in new city
>Chad is my cube mate
>"anon you work too hard"
>Chad proceeds to show me every conceivable way to slack off around the office
>tells me stories about all his ridiculous sexual conquests
>invites me over to drink PBR tallboys and chill occasionally
>introduces me to girls
>probably realizes how autistic I am but never gives me shit for it

Chads are usually solid guys honestly

>>730150090
He doesn't want to reveal to Chad he's a loser

>>730150085
Enjoying your first day so far?

>>730150145
Not really. I'm not trying to be a caffeine addict like the rest of my family so I only drink small coffees. You sound like you're thinking too autistically into it. Who actually cares what size you get.
In fact, it sounds like you've become a victim of corporate mind control. Now you will never order a reasonably sized drink because of the imagined perceptions you've generated solely in your mind of what your friends and strangers think of you based on your order.
Pathetic.

>>730150135
same here!

>>730150150
That sounds pretty cool.

>>730150059
that guy seems pretty alright lol. kind of a faggot but whatever. i don't know any chads i'm a scrawny nerd whose only friends are girls in their late teens and an early 30 somethings jewish sports better.

>>730150145
I order small coffees all the time. It's more emasculating to not order the size coffee you want because you're that insecure

>>730150059
Chads I know are pretty ok guys, usually dumb and didn't go anywhere near as far as I have in life financially, but they are good guys to hang out with. They hook up with girls a lot because 7-10's throw themselves at them. This chad I knew for a long time somehow would hold the complete attention of the top attractive girls at our high-school. We had a small class and he had a Chad friend, but honestly, out of a 46 person class, these two guys dated most of the girls. We had about 27 girls in the class, I think these 2 fucked 15 of them before high school was over.

When they got into relationships, I'd try to go out with some of the 7's, still fail, she'd still be paying attention to him. Somehow he'd occupy like 3-4 girls at a time.

I resented the one that was my friend at the time, but looking back he only behaved like any guy would with that attention, he was never actually bad to me. I wish I could go back in time and treat him more fairly. We'd work out together and I could rival him, I just didn't look like him. But it was always more of a rivalry than anything else.

He got married and had a couple of kids, he's a painter/worship team leader. I learned from him how to behave around girls. Also, put effort in to working out, the world isn't fair, reach your potential and you always stand a better chance.

Here's the thing. I worked out more and performed better or on par with either chad. But the larger of the two, he just had a perfect body and he was strong. But he never worked out, he would eat anything he wanted well after college and he just looks like a goddamn model. I hit a gym 3 times a week and still only rival what he can lift when he forgets to go to a gym at all for 2 months. It's total horse shit. People have different body types period.

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>>730150153
>>730150157
Here's the thing though, if I order a SMALL coffee then people might start to wonder, what else about this guy is small?

Small coffee for a small man!

I've learned from these threads that you have to take what you want in life and project an image. Do you think that a larger than life character that is popular and well liked is the type of guy to order a SMALL coffee? I don't.

>>730150105
>it's better to fuck after a friend then some random nigger

How can you even have sex? The idea that sex even exists is beyond me, like this realm of pleasure that everyone is casually experiencing as a part of normal life but I'm not.

Do people really casually put the 2 parts of their body where piss comes out together?

I'm starting to think I'm the only conscious human on this planet, and real people are watching me on a TV as entertainment, pranking me into thinking that sex exists, that it's everywhere, yet I can't see or feel it.

Girls actually put the thing I pee with in their mouths? Like that concept is so hard for me to grasp.

>>730150073
This. Learn from each other and become bros for life. We can always learn and improve from our strengths and weaknesses.

>>730150158
>fucked around nonstop as a kid
>now a worship leader

LMAO. Protestantism is so niggerish it's not even funny anymore. All christians need to be gassed.

>>730150159
>Here's the thing though, if I order a SMALL coffee then people might start to wonder, what else about this guy is small?

damn...wtf why does this make so much sense

>>730150124
Which player?

>this thread was moved to /b/

>>730150159
are you black or white?

>>730150255
I'm Portuguese

>>730150159
Idk man this seems pretty paranoid just buy a small coffee.

>>730150403
oh shit so is the chad in my story

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what did he mean by this?

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Guy in pic is a total Chad. I seriously envy every aspect of his life.
He plays (and is good at) two sports in university, always scores high marks and has probably fucked half the girls on campus.

I couldn't help but feel some schadenfreude when he got his shit kicked in by some cunts who picked a fight with him once.

>>730151203
hes probably a cool guy, and you should feel like a dick you were rooting against him

>>730150138
Lemme guess, you're Indian.

That guy will always have it easier. But you know something? You'll be finding a wonderful woman and whatever that guy does won't equally make you jealous any longer.

Mark these words.

>>730151715
well i wasnt exactly rooting against him, but he only got beat because of his arrogance as he didn't walk out from the situation

Degenerate + Chad bromance is probably one of the best friendships ever.
>be degenerate
>"know a guy" for most anything
>got the connects
>tattoos done cheaper because referrals, any flavor hallucinogen you want, that sort of shit
>be friends with Chad
>he gets the pussy
>got so much on backlog he needs an assistant
>all the "cool kids" are down with me now
>get Staceys because I'm with Chad so I must be cool
>Chad gets with rave sluts/stoner girls at my parties
>I get in contact with normies that work places, so I can move up in the world
>he meets drug dealers and music promoters at hippie hoedowns

It's a pretty great system. Also, if Chad reccomends you for a job position you'll usually get in.

>>730150103
>lies about sex to try to not look like a loser
>says he goes to prostitutes

I'm best friends with a Chad
I'm an okay guy. sort of like those movie partners where one is a wimp and the other is a real Casanova.

>>730150059
Thats a pretty cool Chad if its true, hang with him more if he's gonna slide pussy your way

>>730150063
>>730150070
he wanted you to kiss his cum off some chicks lips. But I guess that is just Bro humor.

Shit he is probably in Bro withdrawls with no Bros to fistbump.

Also you should hang out with him and get some residual pussy.

>>730150612
Another Portuguese here, living overseas. Can confirm that girls outside Portugal are really easy, without even trying.

Probably to do with culture. You learn very young to interact with girls and know how they work. Also, everyone does sport, drinks and goes out often (social skills).

So, in the end of the day you make solid friends and get to bang ladies without that much effort. First time I lived outside Portugal was banging chicks like rabbit for months in a row. Now married (second time) and three kids, looking forward to make a few more.

>>730150160
kek'd m8. the thrill wares off if you dont feel the insatiable drive, which you seem not to.

>>730150059
He sounds like a good bro.

>>730150160
You might be asexual

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>>730150077
bullshit. Freshman football player here. Only lasted one season for medical reasons. Pretty sure I dodged a bullet in life. I hung out with lots of Chads my first year. Later turned into artsy emo fag. Chads were still cool to me though.

>mfw one chad is now CEO of million+ dollar company.

>>730150066
Well sucks for chad cause Ronaldo is a absolute cunt

>>730150106
You are probably a chad sir, or near chad level's of normieness

>>730150113
this isn't pol u fucking retard kuk frog loving piece of shit.

>>730150120
>>quit and never talk to her or any of them ever again.
nice rage quit beta

>>730150059
I unintentionally was consistently friends with the local school-Chad, and through Chad ended up making friends with tons of different types and knowing other Chads.
Right now I have no friends at all and I'm just doing school at home looking for a job. Growin up sure is fun.

>>730150060
People who hate 'Chads' are just the type you know will probably never be happy.

>>730150063
Eh that guy is kind of dick

There are two types of Chads, the nice bro Chads and the cunty Chads

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>friends with chads b/c I was in football for a year in highschool
>am now weird emo kid
>chads are still cool with me
>at a chad party. Chad is banging this super hot chick in his room half the night. just comes out I swear to get refreshments and let everyone know he is fucking the shit out of her
>3 am. I'm still up - everyone crashed out. having a beer watching stupid TV
>Stacy emerges. Sits down, and we talk a bit. she complains a bit about chad. Is right up against me. Want to fuck her so bad., Terrified to even flirt. She tells me her relationship problems while I stare at the mass of hickeys on her neck and top of her tits.
>MFW I got friendzoned by someone who wasn't even a friend

>>730150059
my lab partner was a chad

in reality, way cooler and less of a tryhard and all of the fucking nerds

>>730150059
tfw both girls and guys hit on you

i think i just attract gays and that women like what they cant have

>>730150072
Date him you fag, be happy

>>730154202
this happened to me a lot when younger. I guess I put out some gay vibe.

>oh hey sorry I assumed you were gay

great fucking thanks.

>>730150063
I seriously doubt a grown woman would call you a loser. To your face anyway

>>730153521
I feel like it's wrong to define Chad as a normie
I'm pretty sure there is a subset or different breed of Chad that is not normie at all but is just good at life

>>730154573
Those are golden childs - the ones that have everything, good at everything, no crippling mental problems. They are as beyond Chad as Chad is beyond us.

>>730154296
ive never been told that someone assumed im gay, but i get a lot of men hitting on me regardless it makes me very uncomfortable but im very quick to shut them down in the most respectable way possible

feels like women like to talk to me, maybe its my mannerisms and maybe its the way i look. im often very detached from my friends when we're out drinking or whatever, maybe thats why; easy target.

who knows

>>730154749
good looking? live in SF / LA / NYC ?

>>730154843
i guess? ive never been single if that counts for anything, from the earliest days of primary school to today ive pretty much always had a "gf"

like i said i think its a big part of wanting what you cant have

>>730154129
why did you humor her? sometimes girls wanna tell dudes their sob stories for attention, theres no reason to put up with it

>>730154700
No, my point is that there are people with nearly nothing, not good at everything, and probably with a lot of issues that *still* manage to force their life forward and be Chad

>>730156262
post pic of your brother in law?