OK faggots i am drunk as hell in the city NY city ...I am going

I'm waiting

i am walking i am by 37 th by the church on my way

How long til you get there?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgWe7Hfzgs

literally just made this with other anons. use it as a theme score for the soundtrack to your adventure, good sir.

>>730091725
periscope it

>>730091782
at 39th have to get to 47th i little bit fuckers keep stopping to talk to chicks

>>730091877
Hunt for the Red October it, amirite

we where at the keg room look it up if doubt me

ok at 41 st and also have two chicks in tow now we told them our mission and are down too ..

So you think OP's gonna be able to jump one of those tables and take the pic at the same time? Plain stupid.

How many are you?

>>730091010
where is the stream?

>Not posting the stream link
sage until further notice my boys

>>730091010
Do it pleb

>>730092625
earthcam

Bump for interest

WAIT

I can see this from my hotel right now, I am a the W. I will come record, meet me at lobby of W

>>730092550
shit i forgot link sorry
earthcam timessquare tsstreet

>>730091010
op never delivers

sage goes in all fields

DO IT ALREADY FUCK

do it, we're watching

I just moved the cam. NYPD knows OP, be careful

>>730093111
>moved the cam
what the fuck are you on about

>>730092902
Don't wake up the homoless guy

>>730092621
6 now
..I have to walk like ten city blocks faggot's it takes time
> at 44th soon fuckers soon

sage goes in all fields

>>730092621
how the fuck did you assume there's more than 1 guy?

>>730093318
shut the fuck up faggot

>>730093334
he said
>>730092478

>>730091010
Link to a camera

>>730093334
>ok at 41 st and also have two chicks in tow now we told them our mission and are down too ..

>>730093369
ah gotcha

>>730093395
earthcam com/usa/newyork/timessquare/?cam=tsstreet
There's a domestic dispute going on right now.

>>730093395
No newfag. This isn't for you.

>>730092478
hot chicks?

>>730093426
You fucked it up bitch

>>730093271
ETA?

sirens OP they are coming for you

>>730093542
what a fag

fat cop with a smart car op watch out

OP scream AlluhaAckbar?

>>730093657
please

>>730093657
THIS
but pronounce it correctly, not like the faggot above spelled it

OP spotted

Come on faggot, how much longer?

>>730093533
on 46th and 7 th going around back side look for the two chicks told them to stop and kiss in TKTS square then you will know we are coming

You Idiots. This shit is so fake omfg

What are the tables? Cleaner guy just eyed off someone trying to sit at them.

>>730093785
You're a phoney

Is there someone actually watching for this guy omfg wow.

>>730093785
>asked for ETA
>faggot OP who is not gonna deliver gives me random sentences assuming everyone fucking lives in NY and knows exactly what streets you're talking about instead of giving me the actual fucking Estimated Time of Arrival

I wanna trip in the city one day, maybe in Vegas over the summer

sleepy time for some fag

>>730093910
cool story bro

>>730093928
i bet 200$ its a nigger

Look. Nothing. Wow. How surprising.
Im sure he will back out and blame people for calling him a faggot hahah

>>730093939
Lol I can't believe you gullible autists are actually in this thread,
cool life bro, watching a live feed of a cam when a guy says hell be there and you don't even know him irl
checkmate nigger

>>730093882
fuck there is a cop right there we had to walk thruw

>>730094012
well shit

>>730093939
u sound mad, how about you close out that live feed and have a seat

>>730093910
>Vegas over the summer
That's a terrible idea. Go in late fall or winter.

>>730091010
>cannonball one of the tables

what does that mean?

>>730093984
no way I aint throwing my money away

>>730094073
rape

Oh NO DA COPZ GOTTA BAIL

GOTTA GO FAST.

Cops gone OP move in quick

So may suspicious people walking by

Move in op. Go. Be free. Go do the fake thing.

ENEMY SPOTTED. TAKE EM DOWN

did a walk truw all fuckin eyes where on us

yes OP u surely are gonna deliver

all i see is a drunk guy sleeping.

That whitenoise is oddly relaxing

op rape the sleepy nigger!

>>730094242
yes yes the Police is very suspicious of normal people walking around, very legit u 15 year old faggot

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Yep. Pussies out confirmed.
Gg fag

do it before the camera spergs out again

>>730094242
DO IT

new yorker here. if you give me an hour i can come by. yes I know it is 5:35am.
always wanted to meet another autist and watch them do their autist bullshit

Thanks for wasting everyone's time OP. Nice try, but follow through next time

>>730094421
>an hour
are you fucking spastic

I really want a mcdonalds right now

>>730094421
wew lad, west coast here, convince me to move east

>>730094467
same

what are you wearing OP?

>>730094464
this

>>730091010
come on faggot, how much longer?

I knew some /b/ tards that lived down the street from me, but at the time i was out of city but i totally wouldve met up and smoke/ chill
>>730094421

>>730094537
probably underpants since it's 11:40AM and he just woke up since he lives in Belgium and trolls gullible people like me

OP is wearing that statue of liberty themed foam novelty hat

>>730094610
Im sorry you're a fucking idiot piece of shit.

britfag here, are people just allowed to sleep in the middle of the street then in times sq?

plus fuck you op you fucking kekless faggot.

cheers guys

>>730094716
why?

>>730094464
i live in brooklyn. being generous here too, usually the commute to times square from here is 1.5 hours but its a weekend in the middle of the night.

>>730094484
depends on what you mean by west coast. if you're in LA, then you are essentially in a hotter (temperature) and slightly shittier new york.

Lol this guy

>>730094734
No if a cop saw he'd prob wake him up and have to move him.. Same in parks and public places. The city hates homeless

SPOT the opportunity.
SPOT the possibility.
SPOT the success.

WHO IS SITTING AT THE TABLE IS IT A NIGGER THERE IS A NIGGER SLEEPING I HEAR A DOG BARK OK?

>>730094734
new york fag here again. it depends, if you are not visible drunk and dont cause any problems you can doze off on one of those chairs, but cops will likely wake you up and see if you're alright.

>>730094801
Oh that's me, hi

>>730094801
Hello weon

>>730094862
proof

>>730094862
hi dog

NIGGERS

>>730094893
are you autistic??

>>730094893
read the thread, there's 6 of them

SOMEONE PULL THE SLEEPING NIGGERS PANTS DOWN

Oh 4chan.
Always full of disappointment and sadness

Oh shit proof incoming dude just took a selfie

>>730094862
Kek

>>730095025
He's parallel with the ground so it would be pulling sideways

>>730095025
Yeah and then suck him off for a laugh

>>730095071
this

>>730091858
Confirmed. I was there.

>>730095057
Oh boy a selfie

aw that's a little doggo, probably the selfie guy in the background's best friend

NIGGER JUST WALKIN THRU MINDIN HIS OW BISNIS

come on faggot how much long?

>>730095052
and niggers

aw doggo gone

Somethings going on a few blocks up the street. Tons of emergency vehicles with lights.

nigger jogger

This looks chill af in early morning

I'm watching animal cops on animal planet and the abuse is more entertaining than this fake shit.

damn it's 50 at 5am? pretty warm early summer

sleepy nigger's on the left got pneumonia incoming since it's 50 deg

awwww cute couple

>>730095331
Lol you from Phoenix or something?

>>730095289
No one believed OP would show up you stupid newfag. The point of these threads is that people all over the world are watching the same thing at the same time.

Somebody order a pizza to the sleeping guy

>>730095385
Spain

come on faggot, cannonball at the couple screaming allahu akbar

>>730095405
:O

>>730095331
Dudes dead. Hasn't moved from that spot in 12 hours. No visible breathing.

>>730095386
Thanks for explaining the rules of /b/ you fucking newfag piece of shit

>>730094743
You must live in a shitty shitty part of brooklyn. Also get the fuck out of this city if you compare it to LA as slightly better. Move back to fucking Illinois or wherever the fuck you came from faggot.

>>730094786
Not true.

OP is a faggot that is just pulling all your legs. Also Times Square is probably one of the most depressing places past 1am. Nothing but homeless and niggers wandering around.

>>730095405
Pre-pay for it too. Be nice.

>>730095461
oh come on don't be so harsh he just tried to help and explain

>>730095244
HE BACK DAWG

>>730095490
Not meant to specify NYC since I've never lived there but cities in general. Don't they wanna drive out their homeless?

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If dubs throw change at homeless

>>730095461
There are only two rules on /b/ idiot.

>>730095405
THIS ALL OVER

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if i saw a pizza get delivered to the sleeping homeless and him starting to eat it i'd be so happy, holy shit

>>730095405
dubs for pizza

that homeless guy is reminding me of >>>/r9k/

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>>730095545
Close fam I got this tho

>>730095461
>Didn't understand the point of this thread at all
>made a fool of himself by posting something retarded
>was told the point of the thread so he wouldn't embarrass himself anymore
>proceeded to embarrass himself further
good going mate

>>730095490
Live in coney island.
this city is more lively. New York starts the trends, LA continues them.
and i came here from europe 12 years ago.

>>730095405
rolling dubs for pizza

yo we are still here at mcy D" i don't know if you can see gut a cop is right there

> o and sorry phone died had to plug it in over here

>>730095316
Yeah, here where i live the maximum's going to be 9 celsius today

18 tomorrow

Fuck me, right?

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>>730095667
Swoop

Lol I remember last live stream someone ordered chinese food like 3x to the same street

>>730095405
pizza dubs!

>>730095708
>mcy D''
troll OP lives and currently resides in UK
thread closed

>>730095694
>New York starts the trends, LA continues them.
LA fags don't follow shitty NY trends. They steal 5 year old bay area trends.

>>730095716
Lol I thought I had it bad in Northern Arizona. 60 F during the day my balls start crying

>>730095708
kek fuck off newfag

anybody else see a laser pointer?

sent chick to walk thruw and wave

>>730095540
We've got this shitty mayor who's getting ready for the next election. He decided that NYC is a sanctuary city, we are literally shipping in homeless from all over the country.

>>730095694
This city is pretty much the pinnacle of all American cities. The only other city that might be on par is Paris.

fat guy beep beep

WHO THIS FUGGIN GUY

haha the guy just comes over and sits kek

>>730095825
I'd kill to get heat all year long

I hate winter

>>730095876
Thats me I'm trying to give a signal

>>730095540
nyc fag here. the city doesnt give much of a shit around here. plenty of homeless on the subway on a daily. my commute is using the subway, never once have i seen any of them actually get violent besides screaming. back in san francisco they actually come up to you and get physical, but here they just beg for cash from the literal shitloads of white collars around here. simply isn't a city priority if you ask me.

waving by mc d see fuckers

>>730095941
>Thats me I'm trying to give a signal

ok can we just prune this thread already, fuck

>>730095891
>This city is pretty much the pinnacle of all American cities
You people have never been to decent American cities then

NIGGER WITH TIN CANS

This guy sitting is suspicious

Whoever's ordering that pizza tell the delivery driver to SUPLEX THE FUCK OUTTA ONE OF THOSE TABLES

>>730096064
He's trying to sit his calories down

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random nigger joins sad whitey
whitey be like

>>730095807
same thing. LA is never original.

>>730095891
absolutely agree. NYC is the best city of them all. never been to Paris though

OP here seriously I will be there in thirty minutes

>>730096122
underrated

>>730096096
I can't get dominos because I'm in a different country. NY anons suggest somewhere with online ordering nearby?

At least is pulled us all together, right fam?

>>730096166
AHAHAHAHAHA

sage

>>730096128
>LA is never original.
And NYC is? Lol it's LA times 10. A bunch of wannabe hipster art faggots.

>>730096128
niggers in paris

>>730096166

>pulls out a laser to indicate its him>>730095941

>will be there in 30 minutes

stop trying, also sage

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addition to my reaction folder. none at all

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>>730096166

>Be there in 30 minutes...

That takes me back.

>>730096347
this

sage

>>730096399
I've had one on this particular cam where OP was in a red hat and he did a couple things for us. Was years ago though, rare these days.

>>730096393
I saved this under the filename nigger

Just fucking wait I'm comin I'm fat I can't run that fast fuck man

>>730096511
I mean cam.rekt has been doing some pretty good stuff lately

christ OP you suck

if i lived in NY i'd go out of my way to go out there and entertain these anons just for a gif

>>730095986
Sure. I'm positive those decent American city's have "really great sushi, but like REAL sushi!" and "the coolest most chill bars". Fuck man say whatever you like when it comes down to it you people pale in comparison.

>>730096128
At least you're honest about it even though you live in Coney Island. Paris was cool but kind of too similar to NYC. Felt like I barely left home. It does however offer amazing architecture, interesting city planning, and some pretty cool historical locations. Just didn't blow me away coming from NYC.

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>>730096399

>>730096393
Why is this motherfucker just sitting there looking back and forth like he just stole the fucking crown jewels?

dang sleepy man was white after all

>>730096608
>really great sushi, but like REAL sushi!" and "the coolest most chill bars"
What the fuck are you rambling about.

HOMELESS NIGGER DROPPED SOMETHING

That homeless sleeping guy was sleeping on some dirty ass shit

kek did that fucking dude piss himself while sleeping

listen up op, deliver the homeless guy a pizza and we will forgive you, faggot

>>730093984
You owe me $200.

selfie fags god i cant stand them

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DID THE HOMELESS NIGGER SQUISH A PIGEON

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OP activated his trap card.

Lol he came
>>730096849

>>730093984
GGWP.
where's my $200?

>>730096759
Shit that people from other city's try to say to build up their city.

Dude just turned 360 degrees and walked away

I'm too scared to jump now. Im nervous and just sitting here lol sory

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>>730097050

I feel bad for that fat guy, looks just lost in life.
reminds me of myself

>>730097199
Thats me you fucking ass I'm waiting for the cops to go away

>>730097279
You can post on 4chan telepathically?!?!?

table-nigger spotted

>>730097279
If tru pick up one of those barrier things in front of you, under the flag.

>>730097322
What the fuck are you talking about. I'm coming around the corner i can't type fast cause I'm fast walking

>>730097322
I'm using a blackberry in my pocket so i can feel the words retard

seems legit

>>730097279
Go sit next to the fat guy on the other side of the tables

Cam stop working for anyone else?

>>730097199
Kek that fat guy. On another note, isn't it cool to see people out there cleaning and setting up shit and then think about how you're just chilling in your comfy room. Then think about what they must be thinking and how the rest of their day will pan out.

OP here. Get ready be there in 5 minutes

>>730097509
nope should be running 24/7

>>730097279
yo I am OP and we are still at mc d's i see the guy by the table cop has to leave we are waiting half an hour now god dammit

>and y'all missed the chick waving dumb asses

>>730097523
Fuck off faggot, nobody cares about your lying bitch ass

>>730097521
I think about shit like that all the time. Like, what does their life look like? I wonder if they have pets? Do they struggle with normal things?

Weird shit, but if im high enough it makes sense.

Hey, I'm new to this
How can i watch the cam ?

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>>730097523
Faggot.

>>730097588
FUCK OFF I'm OP. Im almost there fuck this guy

yo you ass holes have to see him now faggot's

>>730097521
I'm watching this right before bed. I'm watching the future right now.

>>730097588
Just do it and run dude. Don't be scared. You'll lose your buzz man

>>730097623
I don't even need to be high. If I am I just stop thinking about anything entirely and can barely form a thought.

Where is my Coney Island anon

Also I'm so happy we have this fine loser specimen to observe. Maybe he's waiting on a tinder date. Or he's just some fat fuck

>>730097672
the cop walked right truw think he is leaving hold on

man this guy is just fucking sitting there

>>730097669
>>730097588
Fucking liars, i'm the REAL OP

>>730097733
If there's a tinder date at 7am I'm impressed.

>>730097733
tinder date at 6am, lol

>>730097771
He's not doing anything. Not even a glance at a cellphone.

>>730097789
no your not son

>>730097669

THIS IS me, you fucking dickhead
>>730097789

NO IM DIRTY DAN

>>730097849
YOU"RE NOT FUCKING OP I AM. IF YOU ARE THEN GO AHEAD AND TAKE MY SPOT AND DO IT FAGGOT

>>730097789
>>>730097669
>>>730097588

Hey you faggots, I leave this thread for a minute to pay mc D's and you start pretending to be me. Fuck you

Imagine if this fucker found out a bunch of people were watching him at this moment. Truman Show is goddamn real.

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if this is OP then who was phone?

>>730097912
fuck off poser

it's not me

>>730097931
Maybe he is waiting for his shift. Some happy autistic guy just excited to work.

OP Here. I'm going to flake out. Call me a bitch if you want to. I'm not going to get fined for destroying public property when there's security around. Plus my buzz is gone. LATES FAGGOTS THANKS FOR WASTING YOUR TIME!

>>730097822
>>730097825
Yea it'd be a chick who pranked him and told him to meet her at Times Square late because it's always fun to be there before anyone else is.

You can just see how pathetic this guy is. Insecure hands in pockets, then when he pulls them out he kind of stretches them down looks at his feet and then wiggles them. He's all the more pathetic because his legs are just dangling. He didn't even choose to sit on a lower end or on a chair instead he chose to completely depart from the floor and anyone who associates with it. This guys a virgin

god dam cops i think i am going to bail i cant see live fed on my phone but i know you saw that one fuck

>>730097994
By now either that or he got kicked out recently

>>730098021
Such heartbreak

>>730098021
lol

>>730098021
>LATES FAGGOTS THANKS FOR WASTING YOUR TIME!
I've had a good time watching people just walk around doing there thing. Hell I'm still gonna watch until the hour is over. Shit's entertaining.

How can i watch the cam ?
Plz help

now we wait for this guy to clean up homeless guys vomit.

>>730098021
can you at least wave at the goddamn camera, plus how did you get that original photo when you were on your phone and renamed the file to OP will deliver

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can somebody send this guy a pizza

>>730098176
I didn't post that comment or take that picture. I already walked away. Sorry you lost your hard on

>>730098148
https://www.earthcam com/usa/newyork/timessquare/?cam=tsstreet

Add the dot in

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>>730097931

And all we're left with is plumpernickel here, doing nothing.

>>730098291
I am talking about your original post lmao

>>730098278
I'm more interested in this guy than OP. keep us updated. :o

>>730098278
Bye fat guy

>>730098278
no, he left

OP here. just walked away

>>730098291
oops didn't mean to reply to you, forgot ur not the real op nigger lmao. can tell ur mad cuz he didnt show up.

>>730098278
wow nope never mind I thought autismo was going to be there a while

>>730098348
....

>>730098176
that is not op i am we are by the white buss gray hoody cop is right by stairs and on corner

>>730098142
/b/ will be /b/

>>730098291
Dude i'm the real OP wtf are you talking about

>>730098278

This guy needs to become a "Forever Alone" meme.

you guy thinks the janitor enjoys his job? think he makes enough money to support his fat arse wife and his 5 twat children?

Damn, weird seeing the sun rise in real time when it's only 3:40 where i am. like looking through aportal

>>730098481
Oh my god lol

>>730095405
Pizza dubs get

>>730098481
This

>>730098481
DAMN THIS GUY GOT MEME OF THE YEAR

>>730098481
Holy shit, someone screen cap this thread. This is a good YLYL material

>>730095444
Trips confirmed, hobochan dead
Pizza delivery?

Aw wha the fuck! When did fatty leave?? What did he do?

>>730098481
truth is OP probably abandoned thread and everyone started roleplaying lmao

>>730098679
5 min ago, just upped and left

>>730095559
Which are?

>>730098682
i figured. im more interested in the janitor at the stairs.

Dafuq is white hoodie doing?

>>730098679
Needed 2 extra large big macs, 5 extra large fries and 20 cokes,
So I left

yo i am out...... have to get train home ....... someone did some shit like called cops are all over watching like fortknoks now

>>730098767
Op is in white hoodie

>>730098741
Can't talk about.

>>730098833
Dubs of truth. He's the real fat guy

new faggot spotted

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491622752333.webm
omg a webm with sound behold

fat ass fucker looking for the webcam

>>730098840
gray hoody and the guy on the stairs is nyt cop

>>730098934
Who, everyone in this thread? Lol

Feminist protesters spotted

what's that retard with the phone doing?

OP GETTIN HELLA PUMPED DOIN PUSHUPS

>>730098934
>Doesn't say who he is referring to,
Or
>Assumes everyone is a newfag.

Btfo

>>730099091
browsing /b/

That dude who just walked by was wearing socks with sandles

Are there any earthcams anywhere else in NYC. I live here but am too lazy to go to Times Square. Just reply with places where earth cam is in the city

>>730098867
Lol, you don't know them.
I figured it out on my own.
Its
1 there are no rules
2 tits or gtfo

>>730099449
Fucking dumbass newfag.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rules%201%20and%202

Lol, you don't know them.
I figured it out on my own.
Its
1 there are no rules
2 tits or gtfo