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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
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/nzg/ When do I get another bloody day off edition
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>>729733745
faggot OP made the thread wrong
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>>729733971
tfw you don't have enough leave to take Monday 24th off
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>>729734086
if i was that dog i would be sniffing that girl's tights in the background
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>>729734028
but they didn't make you wrong
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>>729734350
th-thanks..
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>>729734086

I only get 25 holiday days a year, and 5 sick days. Its barbaric
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>>729734765
Sounds like modern-day slavery. Do they force you to work until the wee small hours of the afternoon as well?
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>>729733745
Requesting location for hiking and camping in the middle of the North Island.

What are you listening to anon-friends?
Me?
Some foreign chick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqXzYZtPwGI&index=1&list=PLkZkciiW0hVrNiyWGRUtNAc_Ic69lbkPM
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>729735082
Tongariro Crossing is a nice walk. Dunno if it's what you're after though, you can easily do it in half a day.
This music is odd as fuck but I'm kinda a fan. Cheers, anon.
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>>729735182
because you haven't killed yourself yet.
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>>729735082
Anything under Central North Island take your fancy?
http://www.doc.govt.nz/parks-and-recreation/things-to-do/walking-and-tramping/
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>>729735052
kek
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Whos coming to NZ guys?

Mike Pence? Barry? Bill Gates?

...Trump?
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>>729735052

Theres some days Im still working at 4:30pm, I'll have you know
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>>729735722

Isnt it a bit early for ski season? What are they gonna do in queenstown? Get drunk and chat up backpackers?
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>>729735722

no fucking way barry is leaving his non-extradition island paradise.
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>>729735913
Golf apparently.

Buying lots of land probably.
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Threads dead.
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>>729735966

I think if foreign investors want to buy land here, they have to build a monorail on it, regardless.

Eventually there will be a nationwide monorail system for all of us to enioy
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>>729736202
No it's not, it's resting!
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>>729736202

Ive got 3 beers left so its not dead yet
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>>729735082
Listening to this. Only just realised they're local. Wonder if they lurk.
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>>729735722
Im betting Harry n his woman.

You dont need STG for fuckin Bill Gates but they have expressly said it isnt a current or former head of sate.
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>>729736410
>You dont need STG for fuckin Bill Gates
25 years of working with Windows says otherwise
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>>729736410

Its hard to tell in queenstown. The place is bloody infested with pommes as it is
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>>729737035

I has some joker ask me the other day why so many pommes back home were turning homosexual? He said its because every cunt was moving over here!
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>>729737299
i will literally cuck you
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>>729737545
cuck me daddy
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post the nudez of the bachelor grillz
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What's the fastest you've ever gone, /nzg/?
>180kph here, still electronically limited
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>>729738903
170kph..... will go faster sometime.
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lads
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>>729739061
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>2 hundo bruhhhh
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>>729738903
260 on back of bike
and yes in this outfit inb4>prove it
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Did anyone hear that sick cunt Adrian from the mighty 'Naki on Hauraki today?
I want to be friends with that dude.
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>>729733745
GTFO my board, Aussiecucks
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>>729739409
tell the story or link something
this isnt called 4guess
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>>729738903
235-odd km/h, cuz
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>>729739526
>this isn't called /r/ either
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>>729739718
>Oh look, it's this post again
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Drunk q.
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>>729739903
envious. with fam atm must maintain sobriety
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>>729740056
Nah bro, get granny on the sherry and watch the world burn
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>>729739903
Drunk on what? go on..
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>>729740056
Poor you haha at least you with family.
I'm looking for some smash and it's a bit hard when Im drunk...At 11pm.
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>>729740162
The bourbs mate
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>>729739903
oh my god nobody cares
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>>729740192
yeah the burbon, onya q
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>>729733745
Thanks for giving us Path of Exile kiwis

t- Diablo fan community
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>>729740230
YTB
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>>729740468
Ytb?
>>729740439
Love diablo
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buttchug the bourbs ya cunnnyyyyy
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>>729740192
ey, good lass.
>>729740126
grannys are hearty cunt and only drinks rum these days
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>>729740537
YEAH THE BOYS
YEAH THE BOURBS
>>729740566
Buurrrrrrrbs cunnnt
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>>729733745
You guys need to change your flag, I saw it it and thought "Ooh Australia"
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>>729740633
Change ya fuckin' head, mate
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>>729740631
Bourbs in the burbs cuuuuuuunt
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>>729740908
Explains many a teenage pregnancy
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>>729740962
Glad I wasn't a teen mang.
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>>729740670
Good on you, keep that Union Jack on there and show the world who's bitch you really are.

Makes me chuffed to be British, no one has the stars and stripes in the corner of their flag showing allegiance.
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>>729741276
I'm English living here, like I give a fuck
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>>729741377
Good show chum.

Occupy and interbreed, that will keep the natives in check.
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Do you think if we started calling Pol daddy, he would start acting like a dad?
Daddy I need a ride to the other side of town.
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>>729741572
daddy i need to be punished hehe ;)
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>>729741607
Daddy I need in to that fridge.
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>>729741664
Daddy give me some of that bourbs
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>>729741724
Kek
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>>729739903
Same me dude. dunnaz reppin sad boy drunk alone
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>>729741777
nice trips my boy
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>>729741777
Least you got trips love.
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As an Englishman living in NZ, guess how much I hate New Zealand? On a scale of 1-10.
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>>729742036
who cares ya fuckin pom cunt
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>>729742036

4/20
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>>729742036
go home cunt/10
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>>729742036
>Fifteen years in New Zealand teaches a man to hate...
>Fifteen years of paua fritters!
>Fifteen years of playing rugby!
>FIFTEEN YEARS of saying good on ya mate
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>>729742036
for me it was about an 8. low wages, shit living, boring.
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>>729742122
Not for another 18 minutes yet
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>>729742196
not the fault of nz that you're a poor boring cunt
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>>729742196
Get a job that doesn't have shit pay, problem solved
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>>729742106
it's a 10 friend. I hate this fucking place.
>>729742036
The worst people too. Some...and I mean SOME are ok, and only ok. I wish NZ wasn't full of kiwis and just empty land, it would be awesome.
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>>729742381
Because you think that NZ wages are normal compared to the rest of the world. It's kind of cute really.
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>>729742445
No kiwi who's ever lived or worked overseas thinks that, we know the pay here is shite
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>>729742445
you're a dumb povo cunt - fuck bitches, get money
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>>729742445

Well hey, blissful ignorance is the best way for me to avoid acknowledging the shit economy
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>>729742606
I'm not sure if you are the guy I responded to but the guy I responded to obviously doesn't know that. Or if you are, then you must understand that going to university for 3-4 years and coming out and getting paid what other countries pay college graduates is not a good country.
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cry more faggot, do something original and make bank
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>>729742750

Nah man, what you don't understand is I was being sarcastic when I said what I did
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>>729742650
I had a good job here and could just break even after paying for living. I had just enough to do a few activities a few times a month. That's the thing here, you can never leave while living here and paying the insane prices they want you to pay. And you also deal with cyclones, earthquakes and the occasional volcanic eruption.
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>>729741724
Daddy can I have my allowance?
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>>729742814
So you don't know the pay is shite? Is that what your sarcasm was implying?
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>>729742893
still better than sandy robed ninja screaming "alluha akbak" and blowing up since they cant find us on a map
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>>729742917
daddy choke me like one of your trap girls?
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>>729742944
The sarcastic tones ran through me implying you can get a well paying job/good living circumstances and fix your problems with little effort
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fyi when you call me daddy im touching myself
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>>729743100

Daddy French me like one of your paint girls
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>>729743022
Yeah you just have the crippling bordem and the fact your shops shut at 9pm every night. And also you have biker gangs and bored youths who beat people up for fun. NZ crime rate is higher than the UK per capita. This is not paradise.
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>>729743061
I really don't think you were implying that at all, your comment was so far removed from that meaning that it was like the 007 of comments.
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>>729743223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HVogejKx_c
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Opotiki reporting in just bought myself a new car.

pic related. did i do ok or is it a bit of a cuck mobile?
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>>729743310
If you can't get the sarcasm that's your problem bruv
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>>729743360
4 doors... kill yourself
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>>729743476
what is the literal point of having 2 doors when 4 are available?
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>>729743326
Holy fuck that songs says it all. People who actually know the reality of a shitty little country.
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>>729743360
They're just fleet tier with a posh badge. It's a nice enough car but I bet you overpayed for it
>>729743476
Four doors, more whores, nigga
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>>729743523
I think it has to do with handling. People the UK don't care either.
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>>729743463
Yeah, I will deal with that problem by not giving a shit about how retarded you are.
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>>729743544
Forget about replacing the flag, we should replace the national anthem with that song
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>>729743563
it was $66,200 brand new.

>>729743584
>amount of doors effects the handling
k..
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more doors equals more gay
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>>729743648
You seem far too offended by something you should be giving no fucks about. Have a bourb and relax
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>>729743757
fucken oath, bouoourbbbb cunt

hey mates... this cunt needs a bourbbbb
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>>729743828
Bourb solves all the world's problems, fuck yeah!
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>>729743757
My heart rate is totally stable and i'm enjoying listening to music. I'm ever considering going and getting some food at the moment. You are a retard who has to live in this shit pipe of a country forever more, and you ever think that that is a good thing.
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>>729743755
that's the cuckiest pile of shit i've ever seen
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>>729743828
bouuurrrrrrb in the burb, cunnnnt
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>>729743928
hahaha look at this faggot with no bourbbsssss
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>>729743755
yet you post that piece of shit on here...
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>>729743938
look at this jelly cunt, probably has no bourbs

are you the fagit with the bmw dad car?
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>>729743702
>it was $66,200 brand new.
please explain to me how a fucking Maori cunt from Opotiki can afford this?
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>>729744186
Thanks, Instant Finance!
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Omfg if New Zealand is anywhere as boring as this thread, I don't ever want to find myself there.
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>>729743928

Hit the booooourbs ya salty cunt
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>>729743969
bourbs sounds like some retarded New Zealand thing. I haven't heard of it and I hope I never hear of it. I hate how you always make these stupid 'in' things in this country to make yourselves feel individual and special.
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>>729744098
it's the 5 series that's a dads car faggot not the 3 series.

check your privilege
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FRIENDLY DAILY REMINDER THAT BOURBS FAGS ARE CANCER
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Welly boys post face so I can decide whether it belongs in between my tits.
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I have downs, post your assring
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12779888
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oi honestly can some welly autistic faggot please go and fuck quercy, she's in heat something fierce

requirements : penis+car
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>>729744377
>whether it belongs between my thighs
Fixed that for ya
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>>729744479
The other requirement is that you have to fuck quercy
I wouldn't do it for all the bourbs in the world
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>>729744516
I second this, defo better
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>>729744547
I've only ever seen Q's tits on here, but if the rest of her is half as good-looking then it's your loss mate
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>>729744704
so get in there faggot

bonus points if you drive a shitty cheap bimmer, you can plow her in the back
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>>729744704
She's hiding everything else for a reason
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>>729744850
Cucked by IDbro again ;_;
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>>729744895
seen most of her, she is not actually that fat at all. i'd say your typical mother who gained a bit of weight during pregnancy and never lost it.
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>>729744766
>Not in Welly
>4/10 at best, if I'm gonna be honest
>Oldfag who still lurks on /b/
I somehow doubt that would ever happen
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>>729744850
yeah you're fit as
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I'm an American going to auckland for the first time in august. What can I do to piss off everyone around me when I visit
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>>729744989
How have you seen most of me? Lmao. Curiosity.
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>>729745116
Well, some of you at least.

On tinychat
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>>729745110
be american
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>>729744850
>IDbro
Fuck she's real, boys. A girl that actually posts in these threads just posted tits. What a time to be alive.
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>>729745156
Okay but specific stuff to get under people's skin. Right now I'm planning on telling people I thought it was part of Australia till I got there.
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any christchurch or cantabrian femanons wanna talk to 18m hmu for anything im cool with just talking rawr xD
kik: samster78965
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if you're in wellington and like the smell of bourbon you can fuck her right now

this is a limited time offer
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>>729745110 >This
>>729745254
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>>729745157
its an old pic....
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>>729745260
can i just have a couple bourbs and nothing else ta
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>>729745260
Lies, im there, and smell like bourbon
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>>729745254
seriously just be american, its gonna be enough

try and talk with authority about anything in the world, religion, politics, geography, history etc. Things you likely know nothing about.

p.s. bourbs you faggot
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>>729745260
You fuck her and I'll take the bourbs thanks
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>>729744989
>>729745152
But this is pretty much the truth. I'm not that fat. No actual rolls to get lost in so meh.
Not worried haha.
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>>729745357
Okay but the difference is I come from a country with authority in the world and you cucks just have to do what we say, so yes. I do have the authority to talk about anything I want.
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So much hate in here for q
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>>729745414
Post more nudes
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>>729745455
>Gets told to be an Americunt
>Acts like an Americunt
We did this lads
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>>729745414
You're honestly on the right on the level of about as 'fat' as I would go, big enough to have a good time but not big enough to get lost in.
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what if there's another baby up there and the little baby is like sucking the tip of my dick

what if?
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What's your bouurrrrrrbs of choice, /nzg/?
Codys, Woodys, or Billy Mavs?
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>>729745455
there you go, you're an utter faggot. well done

I bet you drive a 4 door beamer

kill yourself
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>>729745527
Hahaha tbh I was just acting. I did a good job though right? Like I'm gonna get under people's skin?
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>>729745534
d o u b l e t h e s u c c
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>>729745535

I've been hitting the Woodys at the bar pretty often as of late so I'll swing a vote that way for now
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>>729745582
Mitsubishi actually
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What happens when Quercy's son grows up and and eventually starts to lurk /nzg/ threads. Then one day encounters a pic of his mum's asshole tattooed with the words "IDbro" that's still being reposted in the distant future. What happens then?
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>>729745254
The Aussie comparisons are guaranteed to generate you many lulz, as long as you're quick at dodging
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>>729733745
Fuck off making a general on /b/ you fucking faggot
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>>729745721
asking the real questions
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>>729733745
>>>/int/
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>>729745721
That is the day I die of absolute laughter.

I'm still not really sure how i'd feel about being the kid, tbh.
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>>729745736
My girlfriend gets pissed off when I say shit like that so I figured it would work. She's from there. Haha
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>>729745721
The kid becomes ours and we collectively raise it on a diet of sustainably farmed memes and crippling depression
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>>729745534
Dw no more babies. I didn't have my 1st being a hoe so why would I have a 2nd that way?
I strongly believe in the 1 child policy too.... Stronkly
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>>729745535
Woody's mate xo
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>>729745806
>"Uh, mum, can I ask you something?"
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>>729745721
>implying this thread would still be around in 10 years
nzg thread activity has been exponentially declining since idbro left
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I'm a reporter for the dominion post, I am looking for stories of paranormal sexual activity.

hit me up dunners@tinychat -chur

p.s. bourbs you cunt
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looking for a shroom hookup in chch, anyone?
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>>729745943
this thread will still be around in 10 years, for sure.

it's gonna happen dammit.
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>>729745949
I'd like to report a haunting

In ya mums vagina lololololololololol
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>>729746032
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>729746032
fuckkk, ill take a look
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>>729745949
bourbs will never become a thing. stop forcing this forced meme
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>>729746107
Having Bourbons is a thing though...
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>>729746107
have a drink to relax mate
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>>729745970
>buying something you find for free
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>>729746154
say bourbons then
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>>729745721
I would pay for a quercy asshole timestamp
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>>729746107

Mate, you're not you when you haven't had a bourbs
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>>729746215
this. would totally pay.
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>>729746107
In the burbs it's already a thing, keep up already
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i would pay good money to lie under a glass table and watch Quercy shit from above
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>>729745943
19th of April, 2027. If we haven't all been wiped out by the nuclear apocalypse, I'll make a thread.
Screencap this, you sad bastards.
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>>729746259
Booooourbs in the buuurbs
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>>729746299
>dubs
I'll drink to those digits
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>>729746215
you'd have to pay me to see that
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>>729746289
Fukken saved, you'd better not disappoint us faggot
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>>729746442
how fucked up is your screen resolution mate
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>>729746442
I will defend the honour of IDbro, the destruction of Quercy's childs mental health, and bourbs.
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>>729746442
he won't deliver. if he does i will dress up as a slutty school girl and dildo myself with the biggest black dildo while in chastity on livestream. that's a promise
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>>729746536
We'll both be delivering, buddy. You might want to start stretching your asshole now if you're gonna be ready in time
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>>729746516
good cunt
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>>729746199

where?
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>>729746536
that just sounds like a normal Tuesday night at your Dad's house
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>>729746536
fuck I'll do that right now. lemme just get the bourbs
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>>729746516
..
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>>729746703
t. quercy's kid
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>>729746720
dildo yourself with the biggest black bourbs
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>>729746509
Eh what?

1920x1080 like every other fag who can't justify 4K, although who knows what weird shit I've gotten used to running Linux
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>>729746745
>>729746516
Cunt
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Anyone play Fallout 4 on here?
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>>729746536
I thought that was mandatory for anyone posting to /nzg/
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>>729746885
the font itself looks a bit weird/stretched for me, look at my screenshot for example, looks normal.
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>>729746949
nope still waiting and saving for half life 3
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>>729746289
>>729746442
>>729746516
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>>729746970
I heard that's why IDbro left. he wasnt willing to go through the initiation
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>>729746949
Legit just played 10 mins ago
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>>729747054
That and the shame of the semi-nudes
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>>729746970
wait? I had to do it for posting? I was just doing it for fun.
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>>729747052
Oh yeah, it's past midnight - for anyone who can handle American date format, 420 hurr-durr
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>>729747071
Any good?
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>>729747054
Why would the person that started /nzg/ go through initiation?
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>>729746949
A little bit
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>>729747288
You considering buying?
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>>729747329
too bad no one likes him
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>>729747367
I bought it along with shadow of mordor, I got hard copies which I need to pick up tomorrow, just wondering if it was worth it
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>>729747158
With that kind of attitude, you sir deserve a lifetime pass

>>729746998
Actually yeah, if I squint I see what you mean
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>>729747225
Gangster.
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>>729747448
but now that you say Linux, it does look like a linux-type thing.
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>>729747638
Not outright ugly, but rough around the edges? Yep, that sounds about right...
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>>729747729
looks like it's been squashed from the top almost.
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>>729747809
But enough about my fantasies of Q riding cowgirl
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>>729747860
Reverse or forward? I'm into either
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>>729747896
Forward is good for seeing facial expression and fondling tits, but then reverse has that whole added friction thang going for it
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>>729748061
and you can stare directly into the butthole and imagine poos coming out
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>>729748136
Sex is weird.
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>>729748136
And they say romance is dead
>>
Semi newfag here, been on this website for a year now still don't know exactly what the whole IDbro deal is. Can anyone elaborate?
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>>729748195
Apparently it is. Sigh.
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>>729748219
guess you were a year too late
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>>729748268
Which is why we have bourbs
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>>729748329
I had bourbs...
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>>729748136
I wonder what her butthole smells like?
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>>729748365
probably like ghost babies
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>>729748219
Search the archives.
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>>729748365
I clean it like the rest of ya. Think I got a red cherry soap right now..
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>>729748356
Late night bourbs and munchies run coming on?
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b0bnd3vw
Need some Chch nudes in Vola
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>>729748481
I wish. I'm drunk and broke mate.
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>>729748219
The only poster that ever mattered.
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>>729748481
I'm 'bout to make a coffee, stop at the caltex for some smokes and park up at the beach/stare into the dark for an hour or so
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>>729748584
Pity you're not in Aucks, I could use a drinking buddy but them's the breaks...
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>>729748475
>red cherry soap
id be keen to give it the ol' sniffaroo
>>
>>729748848
Admit it, she had you at cherry
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>>729748919
Still no dates.
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>>729748919
Won't lie. The clean part was a bit of turn off though
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>>729749137
Y
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By the power of bourbs we will make the thread three hunna
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>>729749545
Imma chargin mah shitposting cannon
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>>729749545
I just wanted a lay..
>>
>>729749716
Not much to ask for, right?
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>>729749462
because its clean, what kind of question is that?
>>
>>729749817
I ask myself that very same thing
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>>729749817
Too much apparently lmao.
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>>729749888
Trips of harsh truth, fuck yeah
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>>729749716
>tfw /nzg/ has gotten people laid
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>>729750091
I can't decide which is harder to believe
>Posting in /nzg/ got me laid
>Posting in /nzg/ got me drugs
>Posting in /nzg/ got me IDbro's nudes
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>>729750091
Only jokingly advertised here. Been laying pipes elsewhere but not convenient.
>>
How fucking boring is it in NZ now amirite
>>
>>729750187
Posting got at least six of us laid, me included.
>>
>>729750253
Nah mate, 2am on a Thursday morning is when all the good shit goes down - that's why this thread is so quiet, everyone else is out partying hard as we speak
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>>729750278
All aboard the /nzg/ man train
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>>729750187
Trick question. The hardest thing to believe is that /nzg/ got me socialising and not entirely wanting to kill myself.
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>>729750278
who?
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>>729750499
Now thats a bit far fetched
>>
>>729750499
are you sure
>>
>>729750833
also sth akl fag reporting in
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>>729750861
Chur /b/ro, CBD fag here
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>>729750932
Central fag here
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>>729750932
>>729750962
what's the rent like there
>>
>>729750653
Scotto 2x
Cat
Dunners
Kia
Me
Forgot some names.
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>>729751116
Idbro fucked us all
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>>729751007
Fucking atrocious mate. Moved up here for work and got an apartment in the city, because I figured if I was going to get raped on rent anyway I might as well be in a convenient location.

Guess I got what I wanted, but jaysus fuck I could be paying off a mortgage anywhere else in the country.
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>>729751007
Not paying rent, living with parents cuz still a lil baby but I can tell you house prices are in 7 digit range around here now. Been living here 12 years now and price has increased say 3 fold
>>
Tell me the best and worst thing about your country, plan on moving there from the states within 5 years.
Thanks
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>>729751281
I get supply and demand, but what makes me rage is when you hear about speculators on-selling houses within days of buying them and making 6-figure profits for doing sweet FA.

>Captcha: Select all images with an apartment building
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>>729751369
Best thing: the outdoors

Worst thing: we're at the arse end of nowhere, and as a nation we can be a pack of small-minded whingers when we want to be
>>
Is there a rubmaps for auckland? Or recommendations for massage parlors that go the extra mile.
>>
>>729751245
>>729751281
oh fuck man i guess i got it pretty sweet then, all things considered
>>
>>729751485
>when we want to be
Which is all the time.

We've got shit attitudes, and we don't know how good we've got it.
>>
>>729751591
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYvMeT2GC14
>>
Oi Wellyfags, someone man up and offer Q sexytime just so we can make 300 before the thread dies
>>
if this thread reaches 300 i will do this >>729746536
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>>729752308
300 and please.
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>>729752313
ALL THE OTHER KIDS
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>>729752313
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>>729751485
Doesn't sound so bad. I plan on working for air new Zealand or Qantas so I can still get around and be connected to the world. But when I want to get away from everything, I would just come home.
What's rent like? I was thinking Wellington
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anyone want me to draw something
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Convince me not to get stoned and play vidya juegos till 6 am like a useless faggot
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>>729752550
drawfag threads are too fast to participate in
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>>729752504
Auckland rent sucks balls, e.g. >>729751245

Otherwise it's not too bad if you're on a decent salary, and Wellington's a great little city if you don't mind the odd winter breeze.
>>
>>729752572
Why would I do that when I'm doing the exact same thing?
>>
>>729752572
Hard to think of a reason to say no, when you put it like that
>>
>>729752827
Good point. What's on the list for tonight?
>>
>>729752679
How's healthcare? I have Crohns disease and would need a gastrointestinal doctor. You guys got those?
Thanks for all the help
>>
>>729752890
space fun in star citizen rn
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>>729753079
Standards are pretty good, but the public system is underfunded and understaffed so expect long waits to see any kind of specialist.

Private is obviously better if you can afford it, and I'm guessing that private health insurance here is probably cheaper than in the US (but I've never lived there so don't take my word for it).
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>>729753273
Dank, probably just gonna try out skyrim special edition or emulate some ps2.
>>
>>729753334
Not that he would prob get covered for it. Preexsisting condition...
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G'night, kiwis. Three hunna on the bourbs. G fuckin' G.
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>>729753428
did they actually do anything else other than 64bit & fallout 4 godrays?
>>
>>729753334
Oh okay nice, private is the way to go then. I can almost guarantee that it's cheaper there as well. Thanks for all the help again, I plan on visiting in July, I've never been but I'm stoked. I fly into Auckland but I have no plans. Anything I should do while I'm there?
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>>729753548
Not a clue, I noticed it's a little less jittery and slightly better lighting even without the godrays (Could just be my imagination though)
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