s/fur
Humpty Bumpty sat on a hill~
Anybody else wish that the person who keeps posting andy six would get get into an auto collision then slowly burn to death in writhing agony? Or is that just me?
>>728820527
what's an 'andy six'?
>>728820667
It really doesn't matter.
>>728820527
The fact that the guy has been doing it literally every day throughout the day really shows his dedication to the cause - whatever that may be.
>>728820527
It's not just you.
>>728820094
hate to be that guy, but sauce?
>>728821393
dunno, sorry
>>728820932
Regardless, it's a stupid fucking dedication to have.
>>728821076
That's all I needed to know.
>>728820667
he has certain affiliations with the mysterious "log of shit"
>>728821528
Very much so.
>>728821393
iqdb = contessaskunk
>>728821629
that elucidates nothing
>>728820527
Add op:only;/sixx/i to the filter. havent seen one of those threads in months
>>728821798
Ya know... I've never really bothered learning how the filters work, seems like a good time to start.
Thx mate.
>>728821717
https://gyazo.com/31931964208f91aa3cb2b33093308b78
>>728821717
Huh. Just learned a new word. Thanks anon.
>>728821798
I've never had to use the filter but I might now.
>>728821919
Apparently I don't know how they work either because it's not supposed to be filtering replies...
4chan X filter has a nice guide in it which is where I "learned"
>>728822021
ah, my interactions with this board are usually limited to "ctrl+f s/fur", so I didn't notice any spam
I've started trying to cum with any physical stimulation. Is hard
>>728823179
I assume you meant "Without"?
>>728823244
fug yeah, that's what I meant. Mindslips suck ass
>>728821393
Strype.
Check the sad panda for his work, he's one of those that's really tight on where his stuff is posted.
>>728823179
have you tried putting stuff up you butt?
>>728823179
I too cum with physical stimulation. Pretty easy for me.
>>728823359
Hello fellow herm lover
>>728823478
Dude, same
>>728823474
Would like to avoid doing that for as long as possible, but it might come to that. I'm giving pure willpower a try atm
>>728823584
Good evening :3
>>728823179
I'd also love to achieve that, however it's quite hard. The most I was able to get was to breathe heavily with my hearth racing while reading some smut but that's it. Recently I've also tried some hypnosis, however finding something good is extremely hard.
>>728824355
hi
furry porn doesnt make me hard anymore and that makes me sad
>>728824200
I feel like I was about 1/2 way there last time I tried, farthest I've gotten. Busted a huge load later that day. Maybe doing a nofap would make it easier
>>728824559
maybe spend less time looking at porn?
it's okay to use your imagination from time to time...
>>728824685
I literally can't get off with just my imagination. Guessing thats a bad thing.
>>728824614
Not necessarily, I've been nofap since the start of the year and the only thing I've achieved is one wet dream February.
>>728824955
I don't think so. I can't imagine being in a situation like that without it seeming fake.
>>728824955
You'll overcome that, just give it some time and effort
>>728825057
Damn. I will discover the secret to it if it's the last thing I do!
>>728825262
Tell me if you do. I've also tried some ASMR, both sleeping or just laying down and still nothing.
>>728825675
You'll be the first one I tell, I'll make sure of it. What's an ASMR?
>>728825606
This one is simply great
What would you do with a tongue this long?
>>728826477
probably bite it on accident
or pic related
>>728825909
Put on your headphones and search it on YouTube, it'll be much easier than explaining. I'm going to sleep, night.
>>728826477
Giving the best BJ`s on the world
>>728826740
goodnight, "anon"
>>728826477
I'd use it to wrap around... things
>>728826477
Not sure what would I do if I had one, however I'd love to deepthroat it while fucking.
>>728826922
That sounds hot as fuck
Herms? In my thread?
Post sabertooths
>>728826477
get the best rimjob ever
>my dad wants to get a dog
>it probably won't be a large, intact male dog
I NEED ONE AAAAAAA
>>728828355
>>728828718
>large, intact male dog
Why?
>>728828718
guess you'll have to settle for a rubber dog dick
>>728828930
why d'ya think, ya dingus?
>>728828930
You know exactly why.
just learned there's a furry con happening in my hometown. a shitty redneck town in canada. the con is pretty much happening in a field by a highway as far as i can tell. just how shit is this going to be?
>>728828969
Things could get a little scary though
>>728828969
Rubber dog dick isn't satisfying at all.
The point of being knotted by a real dog is that you're out of control of the situation.
>>728829557
funnily enough, I'm fairly sure we've this conversation once before
>>728829748
Yes
I desperately need dog dick
>>728829947
well I hope you're able to satisfy your canine craving somehow
>>728829947
How even would that work out, in the case it ever happens anyway
>>728830161
ass in air
dog'll probably figure out the rest
might take a bit more doing if you're male, I dunno
>>728830332
Do you really crave a big thick dick in your pussy this much?
>>728830332
Am male sadly
Wish I wasn't
>>728830783
"And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us."
- Luke 2:13-15
>>728830578
nah, I'm not the one who wants a dog dicking, just putting in my two cents
schlongs are wrong yo!
>>728830783
you really aren't missing out on much
unless you have no dignity or self-respect, in which case you might enjoy being a woman
>>728830935
Don't tell me you are a faggot
>>728830935
As far as I can tell, I'm missing out on a lot, on top of slight dysphoria.
>>728831143
>>>/lgbt/ pls go
>>728831112
no sticks here!
I like girls!
>>728831143
grass is greener and all that
I can sympathize with the dysphoria though, flesh is naught but a cage
>>728831363
That is an angery board though that can't provide any safe advice on anything
>>728831453
If I was a girl I wouldn't be a virgin, I went to a mostly-boys school and lots of guys in my class were pretty hot
Also, my sister always got much nicer treatment, while I feel uncomfortable about my parents noting when I do any girly stuff
>>728832173
girls have their own host of social problems, but I honestly think men (of average and below socioeconomic standing) have things harder overall these days
I get away with stuff (mostly not having a job) that society punishes men for
Wish I could offer you more than empty aphorisms, but all you can really do is 'be yourself'' and try to find a niche in the world where you're happy
>>728832982
Closest I could probably get is, when I'm richer, getting a girl fursuit and pretending to be a girl.
My city probably wouldn't mind, the rest of the country sees us as a bunch of queers.
how come s/fur is full of gays and trannies
>>728833319
not a bad idea, lets you present as a girl without hormone therapy or surgery
plus, fursuits are cute as heck
>>728833490
idk, why are you here?
>>728833769
because im straight. why are you here? they have g/fur threads you know...
>>728833842
and the gayfur threads are full of dicks and husky men
I like sexy fur ladies, so I'm here
>>728833769
Maybe I should just satisfy myself like that
Like, I've seriously considered HRT many times before, but no one will tell me if it's possible to do a low dosage which will make being "genderfluid" possible as tumblrinas call it
Because I don't wanna do a full transition and lose the ability to appear normal to my family.
>>728834348
I wish I could give you good advice, but 'gender issues' isn't really something I'm knowledgeable about - I would suggest you think about seeing a therapist who deals with such issues, or a support group; they would probably be able to give you accurate advice about how hormone therapy and stuff like that would affect you.
Also, I would hope that your family would support you regardless of how you choose to live your life, but I know that is often not the case...
This conversation seemed pretty touching until I scrolled up further and saw it started from wanting dog dicking.
>>728835390
c'mon, this is s/fur, you should have expected as much
>>728835659
Ah ya, the "every furry is also zoo" meme.
>>728834853
It's more just a problem that I'm asking questions which no one knows the answer to.
The concept of being "genderfluid" is an interesting one, but unfortunately the only people who try to be genderfluid are just girls who cut their hair short then bitch about cisgenders.
There's a lot that needs to be known but isn't talked about if you want to be able to look more feminine beyond what crossdressing and makeup can do, without committing to looking like a girl full time.
Like, HRT might work for skin softening and body reshaping, but could I do it without developing tits? Would the better option be to let tits happen but wear a binder? Would the changes still be obvious no matter how I did HRT? Can I even be sure that this isn't a complete waste of time because I could never look convincingly like a girl, short of surgery?
Despite the sheer number of trannies out there, no one seems to be able to answer these questions without talking out their ass.
>>728835867
I mean, if you approach the subject using that kind of terminology they're not going to give you a very heartfelt answer.
>>728835843
I'm not saying every furry, but the incidence of people discussing bestiality here is probably higher than anywhere else on the site
>>728835867
yeah those are questions that you want answered by someone with a medical degree, preferably one with direct experience with hormone therapies
>>728836170
gross
>>728836170
Could even they answer though?
Because while they might be able to make an educated guess, I can't imagine there's many people who have made a serious attempt at being able to look convincingly like either gender, who would provide data on the effects of low dosages of HRT or weird dosages (such as estrogen with no testosterone blockers)
>>728835390
You're right, everyone knows horse pussy is better than dog dick.
>>728836466
they might not be able to give you a prefect answer, but they'd be able to answer with more knowledge and experience than most people
it would also be good to talk to those who have undergone hormone therapy themselves - their answers are going to be more subjective and less scientific, but it might be the kind of information you're looking for
>>728836792
Well, one person on a low dosage for a few months told me that they didn't develop tits until they upped the dosage.
Might be worth giving a low dosage a try!
>>728835390
You say that as if that's a bad thing
>>728836946
everyone reacts a little differently to treatments like that, so you might not get the results you expect, but if you think those hormones will improve your sense of well-being, then please give it a try!
>>728818433
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch